Lotus Esprit edition
/brit/
based edish
doing ein poo und einen wee
saved the thread
yeah and after she finished processing my junk I sucked her putrid cancer breast milk straight from the source
you don’t see hot pies left to cool down on window sills anymore
:/
Well that's this afternoons wank material sorted out
a victim of wokeness
alri brad friedel
too far lad....... it's not on
white women be fucking they dogs
Idiot
did you know the most popular fantasy among the harry potter fanbase is the bullied girl being shagged by her nazi bully, often without consent? mental that.
my mum had breast cancer too + my dad died of it
I'm ALLOWED to joke about it
expelling a frankly atrocious amount of shit
yep
along with bulldogs scarpering out of butcher shops with a line of sausages in their mouth
gonna fire up pcsx2 and get some jak and daxter going. finna be gooooooooood nigga.
Gay
mr2 sub edition
bet you were expelled from school for being an attention seeking little cunt
why not just pull out the old ps2
not keeping your actual childhood ps2
ngmi
what's most masculine yet elegant and looks aristocrat british car?
i dont think RR and Bentley, those look cheap now due to pretentious new money fags driving it thinking they look patrician.
Aston Martin perhaps? Or Jaguar?
still not on
woke
When?
don't go on Anon Babble or Anon Babble
they just posted some bad .webms
dirty little BITCH
nah I was a lovely young man friends with everyone
went wrong somewhere during puberty though
slut
When??
anything but a yt boy ong
close enough innit. plus, it's mad to be able to play the games at a higher res and/or frame rate
know what else woke killed?
sending people cards
when small boat cronem see katy
When???
getting the feeling you didn't own a ps2 and you're coping about that fact
keep leaving little hersheys kiss squirts in my boxers ffs
they decompiled it for pc
woke killed my local butchers
I just posted in the vtuber thread like a spastic why didn’t anyone fucking tell me we were in here I obviously didn’t fucking know
It was probably Sainsbury’s
anyone fancy meeting up for a coffee at the costa in glasgow central?
Grim how big car culture is
it was woke
mug
Mental how much worse the UK is now compared to 2005. 20 years of rot.
when you nutted but the 3pm katy keep sucking
When????
wokebury's more like
for me the most tragic victim of Woke is the humble australian milk bar
It's tiny compared with what it once was
woke killed Gen Z's chance of buying a house
paedophile
probably would have helped if the English didn't keep the tories in power endlessly fucking over all of us but oh well
Rorke walking past the butchers and saying "we have to use places like this, or else they'll shut down" before walking to Asda to do his shopping
When?
The sweltering summer of 2006
catberg
figures from 2021 census (so 2020)
it'll be even worse now
wasted digits kys
ummy
leftypol voting for more immigrants and wondering why real wages are the same as they were in 2007
if was shite back then as well, you were just a child
I'm amazed no Brit poster has ever resorted to taking daily photos of their poos to share with the lads with a running commentary of how it was
How do brits live off £30k a year
When?
just done a poo so catastrophic my only option at this point is to get in the shower
Now.
PooReview
You dumb idiot. That's a human. You were catfished
don't pay half a months wages for some eggs like you lot
do not know what 3pm katy means
doxxable info
When?
a school girl
everyone at worktoil was talking about how hard it is to live on our wages, but i put away £1666 a month and still live easily
love PVC so much
sexy girls should wear it all the time
I am a girl
ffs
i'll get it down the shelter
The UK is inhabited by Irish diaspora who look like this and are chummy with blacks
I think I'm going to be sick.
right well thats a womens arse and fanny on display
what should unsexy girls wear
keep sucking anyway
cost of living isn't as high as USA
people generally spend less on garbage they don't need compared with Americans too
£30k still only affords quite a meagre lifestyle though it's not a lot of money
Not really
a 6th former
how the fuck do you not get sick of posting this same autistic shit literally all day every day? do you not do literally anything else with your time?
No more working class jobs that pay a decent wage
No more council houses
Why was this allowed to happen?
it absolutely and completely boggles my mind that a business like onlyfans not only exists but does well
When???
paper bags over their faces and if they are fat they should just stay at home
if the police can't stop you
you must be on
the DUST
homemade porn baffles you?
He claims it's just satire
damn that last shot of 'roin took a little while to peak but fuck me i'm sky high rn
Heatherpedo's entire life is this general. They're here quite literally every second of the week whenever they're not forced into sleep (they probably get angry that they have to sleep and waste precious /brit/ spam hours).
I just lump it all on the favourite at 4:30 at Kempton
hunted to the ends of the earth by a poo phrenologist
you don't understand, we had to own the libs
When?
the fact that people pay for porn in this day and age is just beyond my comprehension
first time posting in four days, champ
He’s been doing this for years. Like from 2018 I think. Must be some proper mental disease
Right. That just happened. Still comprehending that reply.
you have a limited imagination lad you need to read some more books
nah, I had one. I think it just eventually got lost or thrown out or something. It was my sisters and I only ever really played gta sa on it x
ooohh, had no idea :)
billionaires need more money
When????
When blowout? Now.
anyone else having trouble with youtube videos where you have to click a thing that says "i understand and wish to proceed" but it doesn't say that anymore and instead it's just a big play button that doesn't do anything and the video doesn't play?
When?
brexit or however the kebabs are made
Councils were mostly horrid brutalist sink estates
i make twice that refilling cups of soda
oi rorke do you dare me to play a computer game all day instead of go outside
When blowout? Now.
please consult the diagram
chicken breast and five fibre bars down the gullet
When?
just seen a group of toned mixed race girls in skin tight short shorts and their long legs showing at the metrolink stop
dont currently want to save europe
When blowout? Now.
right that's the Honey Jack Daniels and cola poured into a glass and swiftly down my gullet
When?
Rorke listening to this and thinking it proves that concentration camps weren't real
When blowout? Now.
you should get absolutely steaming and livestream for us
Any more like this
used to enjoy walks but don't anymore. they're just a chore now. may be because of the increase in certain demographics of people in my area
got diabetes just reading this
When?
heatherchad posts on here a couple of times a week and has sex on a regular basis, and supposedly he is the mentally ill one because he likes to wind up autists :-)
Give me one good reason why
What???
No more income tax for everyone under 40 earning less that £50k
£10k tax credit for every child for married couples
State pension frozen for next 10 years
Retirement age risen to 75
State pension cancelled for anyone under 50 all contributions deposited into a private scheme
Deport everyone i dont approve of
British Isles saved
When blowout? Now.
foxberg/catberg ripped up a pigeon in the garden
had to put one of its wings and severed head in a bag and bin it
probably scranned the rest idk
they werent staged at all stop spreading misinfo
okay they staged a couple photos not biggy
okay they got lots of actors to play thousands dressed in rags and pyjamas no biggy it was just one time
Just got a text from a friend saying he's at a loose end and would I fancy a beer garden this afternoon/evening and then the CL final
Yes, yes I would mate
When??
Filthy trash
huh
has sex on a regular basis
FONT
Saturday afternoon with Johnson
do you even need to do that im sure within 24 hours fox/cat/rat/seagull wouldve polished it off
>Retirement age risen to 75
>State pension cancelled for anyone under 50 all contributions deposited into a private scheme
how very jewish
MALAKAS
When blowout? Now.
Manufacturing? Send it to China to save a few quid.
Houses? Won't need them in the future.
When?
bugbergs were starting to crowd
this is why they should be arrested
they aren't capable of making decisions for themselves
deport everyone earning less than 50k a year who isn't white british
reclaim houses from all foreign residential property owners
There. That's literally all that's required. Now young people can afford homes and can move out and can start shagging and having babies again and actually see a future for themselves.
Retirement age risen to 75
fat chance
When blowout? Now.
if I search Irish diaspora in the archive how many results will come up
spaino heatherchad belgium rule this general (:
Placating boomers is what is destroying this country
actual crime
When?
dey twisting in dey calvins
kys you fucking nonce
also worth mentioning that the boomers are the only generation of brits who are sympathetic to Israel
remember anita sarkeesian
i would root her right in the fanny
Irish Diazepam
nah it's actually just 'groids and 'jeets
i dont know who that is
*filters 960x960 image dimensions*
ezpz
Still wont solve the most crucial issue destroying this country
The 9 least developed places on Earth are all in Somalia and Chad
mad that
quirky chebs
Drinking cointreau out of a mason jar because I've run out of liquor
When blowout? Now.
rorke ironing his Israeli flag
shrieking and wailing and tugging on my little green willy
Yes it does, long-term. Short-term? Too bad, suffer because that's the world you created for yourselves, you old cunts.
Who have been urged into the country because of boomers retard
was just thinking about your little green willy yesterday and how we dont hear so much about it these days
my dad had one of those
vex python
When?
read that as boot her in the fanny
jewish nonsense
Fuck the old bastards no one else will get to retire don't pay for the people who sold the country out. They can work until they die to pay for their migrants.
Top shagger
lads
the dyke march banned zionists
Heathermongo gearing up for another 18 hours shift
Who's your father?
but it was a turbo
business idea: balding late 20s virgin but he's got an outrageous GYATTTT
still little and green x
No, because of Christian ethics/morality and jewish capitalism.
Wid di missus and step-daughter
lol eGyPT got banned
Did it ever start
dad
oh god why's he spamming the AI nonce shit
*filters 1088x1088 filesizes*
Bet you’ll be posting this at 2am
witnessing some spamming/flooding
moved house and moved from virgin to sky, reset my pc too. Anon Babble works fine on mobile but keeps going to a ‘this site can’t be reached’ on pc while every other site worked. never had a problem getting on it when i reset my pc before.
what’s going wrong here? got no clue with tech please help
Pensioners
Largest voting block
"There are too many immigrants in this bloody country"
Well have to freeze your pension and raise your care fees
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This is the crux of everything wrong in this country
what's wrong with this niggas head
any grey, shriveled penis man in?
Yes, he had like no miles on it, kept it in a garage and took good care of it, never had an issue.
What is that AI-generated man's name?
cannot even imagine what that creature looks like in real life. do you think he makes all this stuff in chatgpt or whatever and then goes downstairs and has a normal conversation with his mum?
got the Autotrader on
you got the porn blocker on lad?
Finished my walk
Now home for a big mucky meal and some overpriced beaujolais
any cocteau twins man in x
Go into your router and change your DNS to Quad9.
Might also be adult filters, if porno doesnt work as well
Warm dey wid Ursula
Could post actual teenage girls [legal/sfw obviously] but he chooses to post these shitty AI creations.
Incredily grim state of affairs
don’t know, if i do how can i turn it off?
....yh
What you looking at?
How many days of your life do you think you've invested in your various iterations of this shit gimmick?
Girls in their crop tops and their denim shorts with their thigh tattoos
you need to realise that he's absolutely 100% making tons of AI nonce porn, but he's not posting that because he knows that's a permaban and a chance of getting v&d. I am absolutely certain if the police checked his hard drive, he'd be getting a minimum of 10 years.
Highdollar showing Emily his new property acquisition
log into your sky account and look for the setting. they call it Broadband Shield or something
eating salt and vinegar chips mixed with unpopped popcorn kernales and lowkey it goes hard they should make popcorn chips
it's pure satire you mong
he's got you dancing to his tune
Girls in their crop tops and their denim shorts ruined with their thigh tattoos
Lol i had this issue. Sky have automatic child lock called broadband shield. You have to go mysky app to disable it
I hate alcohol
It's a constant hindrance to my life
LOL
Rorke in his crop top and denim shorts with thigh tattoos
Why can't he go back to Mr Smelly posting? He doesn't even post about Heather anymore.
test
BMW
Black
Audi
Brown
Volkswagen/Mercedes
Aryan
did it work?
something's gone really wrong with him recently.
Go back 2 years and he just spammed Heather and Mr Smelly videos endlessly and never talked about politics.
Now he spends all day ranting angrily about Irish/black people and how Jews invented schizophrenia.
Really fascinating how this website seems to cause previously harmless people to degenerate into lunatics.
the second the sun even hints at peeking out between the clouds you just know rorke is down the beer garden shaking his pasty white thang to hall & oates
did a dry month for may and felt so much healthier and productive
still going to drink all day tomorrow mind
why are you eating unpopped popcorn you absolute maniac
solved it. twas the adult filters, cheers
the entire time that heathermong has been posting this pathetic interracial shite that everyone either ignores or doesn't notice he thought he was being some epic troll
fucking screaming
Cant stop mouth breathing when i sleep
heard heathermong golfs 30 over
wish I could stop but have some weird need to get absolutely wankered on beer aha
Think he only has this in his life, nevermind a mum
I take my shirt off and all the hoes stop breathin'
considered the mouth tape meme for this but idk
heathermongs mum using his soft spot as an ashtray when he was a baby
I mouth breathe even when I’m not sleeping
poo screm
You should stop
Yeah but think my brain is too dumb and it would just let me die
how come there aren’t any famous british musicians
I can’t
U2
no such thing as british people
heathermong probably wonders why we don’t ever mention being taken to a separate room and doing colouring in by ourselves when we talk about being in school
The Killers
two weeks until my holiday thank GOD
where you going?
Are u supposed to do money first or weed first when buying ?
Writing my new political text: 1 Billion White Britons
When?
ermm
what the fork
i'm surprised my school never noticed how autistic i was and stuck me in special ed with the rest of the spackers
the exchange happens simultanously usually
um what the fiddlesticks
Why not?
back in the day autism was just you were a weirdo
wtf that's a fat cock
New poo
what was it
ew she cummed on her tights gross
KFC, alcohol and frozen 'za as my sustenance for the day. Very grim. Tried finding some fruit but all rotten in the bowl.
What's the worse that can happen?
HK