LOVELY FUCKING COCK PLAYING edish
/brit/
poo smells
FREE LUCY LETBY
I heard Peirce Bronson is trying to get Ozempic banned
Chance would be a fine thing!
sorry but im posting them anyways....
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Jack Grealish to Spurs on the cards?
lucy letby is our nelson mandela
it's all so tiresome
back to villa would be the better move
Alarmstein set for 06:30
hate that cunt
Do villa have the money?
I thought they were cutting back
Spurs have always had a long interest in him back to his championship days
One day she will be free. She's an innocent woman don't give up the fight!
might just take the paycut since he's getting fuck all minutes
mad how he was the most expensive english player in history though
GOON CHAT ACTIVATED
It was a madness thinking he would or could ever adapt to a Pep micromanagement autism system
FOY
i dont get it
the people who watch this epic funny video will cry when their favorite sportsball team(consisting 99% of niggers) lose the tourney
yorkemoment
Might put on the call of duty and start screaming at american 12 year olds
Remember Levi roots
And his reggae sauce
toby
Last I saw him he was on the Apprentice this year in a suit as one of Sugar's industry experts. At least he didn't piss away all his money.
me kyan believe it nat custard
i thought only oldcunts play shite like that now
american 12 year olds are all on the fortnite/roblox/groomer discord game
HE WENT AND DID A MADNESS AND GOT HIS SENTENCE EXTENDED
Sugar likes to get a lot of blacks on his show after he did those allegedly racist tweets
You'd be surprised, lad
I still get little kids on there
Love screaming slurs at them like 'little lad can't have his cas'
Crystal Palace will WIN the Europa League I'm putting £2000 on it
Love screaming slurs at them like 'little lad can't have his cas'
it’s easy to win now the CL teams don’t drop down
they will win 4th place in the weakest group
It'll be them or Villa but they handled Villa and City easily this year in the FA Cup
off to fucking bed so i can set my fucking alarm and then fucking wake up to go to fucking toil
I’ve never kissed a girl
I kissed a girl and I liked it
group
all one big league table now m80
I've never had a job
I've never had anyone pay me for my employment
ah yes just like when villa/brighton/newcastle won it last year
they dont have the squad for it. they will fall apart
reggie sauce c:
Spurs won it last year with a dead squad Palace can 100% win it
What’s worse
Being an ugly man or an ugly woman
yes Yes YES
there are no ugly people anon
only ugly minds
piss of roald dahl
using my phone without a case or screen protector because I'm hoping it breaks but it's actually a million times better to hold and use now I wasted years using it with that stuff on
I don’t think a woman will ever be attracted to me
a white mouse is posting, watch and learn >.<
Don’t understand how people are breaking their phones. They’re made with reinforced glass. Are they literally throwing them at stuff or stamping on them?
i kinda want to get topped and spanked inside but i'm afraid of getting infected
better how
alright bernie sanders
Just had a Ray William Johnson video suggested to me for the first time in 15 years
can't believe leftypol didn't abandon his entire ideology after this day
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time for a classic
I found them.
Peak Britcore TV. Basically a camera crew went out to British cheap party holiday destinations like Magaluf, Kavos, Sunny Beach, and filmed the stupidity.
They're so fucking funny haha
youtu.be
youtu.be
one thing about yesterdays race riots is that tonight the streets are absolutely silent seems like the cronem is peacefully sleeping :)
literally the only guy I know whose channel died and then he experienced a resurrection
just so happened the vids he was doing in 2008, 09 were tiktok before tiktok
then tiktok/yt shorts comes along and it's like hand to a glove
Love Island season 1 was kino
proper mad shit it's amazing it ever aired on tv
what was so mad about it
MR KRUM
Viktor Krum the chad
Indian women are ugl-
Rorke’s bird
Fooking hell
welp.... i've assed my whole life up dudes
laaaaaads just watch godzilla minus one, not a big godzilla guy or a weeb but i really enjoyed it
anons will say they have arsed up their life and then reveal they are around the ages of 18 to 39, have a college degree, own a home but its over because they dont have a gf.
Alri lads
If I hit the gym and get in shape will I get a gf
anyone ever have a wank buddy? just a mate you sit with and watch straight porn together and wank separately. Been wanting to try it out
no
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Pub across the way is playing this
And yes, I am drunk enough to be screaming the lyrics at this time.
You will lad
I was like 23 stone and almost dying and now I'm one of the fastest and strongest men I know, with a Anon Babble girlfriend
And DO prey tell, is there a gym for THE FACE??
like this?
pls dont post sectarian songs in /brit/ we just want peace
you need a personality people regardless of gender would want to be friends with regardless of your body shape so you dont get shallow assholes.
you should also be in shape regardless of pussy
as soon as gets to the best line in the song they start blasting the volume
Right then, they're definitely giving a message
fat lads who have lost weight always have the biggest calves
just cant compete
yeah but without the lame lithotherapy stuff
MMTA (might move to Alaska)
THE GYM FOR YOUR FACE IS THE GYM
did you have a lot of loose skin and scars?
FOOKING UP THE RA, lad
With respect, not literally, just the meme
And... they're playing it a second time? Fucking Hell. Did an English lad happen to wander by?
Barratt Homes
Yes
Being fat just feels horrible, there's nothing good about it, except the unlimited eating and gorging
You will feel good being in shape being about to run and walk and climb and lift stuff.
PURE SATIRE
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TECHNOLOGY!
why does that street only have ONE turkish barbers?
No real loose skin but a few scars on my sides. I'll live and want to live.
there are no online games left for casuals any more
hero
Might join a bouldering club
at least your post doesn't only have one dubs
kino
You will feel good being in shape being about to run and walk and climb and lift stuff.
This is it exactly. I can never imagine being a couch potato again.
Like how you get even people who aren't too fat who simply can't comprehend walking a couple of miles and see it as the height of inconvenience, I could never go back to being a slob. Even when I eat shit I exercise so much.
Clue gained
Thoughts?
Several injured in attack as man sets people on fire in Colorado in US
there comes a point when you noticeably feel better and think why wouldn’t i want to be like this
i feel worse when i don’t exercise and eat shite. so i don’t do that. why would i want to feel bad? when i can just feel healthy and good?
want to work as a tradie and join a union
can’t because no apprenticeships
do you have this feel in /brit/?
Ill give you 25/1
Only dumb troglodytes become tradesmen
Just started the 6.5 h kino about jesus
Absolutely based
whats that
what’s that supposed to mean
i can't believe there has already been half the year.
Means what I said it meant
Getting into trades is what all the loud gimps at the back of the class did - the ones who didn’t do their homework and just disrupted things for everyone else
You don’t want to be like them
you idiot. you absolute fucking idiot. it has been FIVE months, and we have just started the SIXTH, aka JUNE. the year is not 10 months, and thus, it has NOT "already been half the year", as you so oafishly put.
I'm trying to get fitter this year and I've lost some weight exercising and eating properly I thought I'd "reward" myself with a takeaway I used to always get and it made me feel like total shit the entire night. I thought it was nonsense that talk about getting to a point you won't even want to eat like that anymore but it turned out to be true. Except for biscuits and crisps, it's been impossible for me to kick them but all sorts of takeaways are out for me.
all middle class wives are slags for big tradie cock
Most tradies are making £50k a year plus though lad
Are they fuck
Listening to Sleep Token
It's like Evanescence for 2025
21st June Summer Solstice, longest day of the year and then this sun madness can finally stop.
Good, try cut back on the biscuits and crisps
husbands on wfh killed their access to daytime tradie cock
you’re craving the salt and msg, not the takeaway itself
i was on a no fat diet for the past few months basically getting 0 grams of dietary fat a day not using oil when cooking when i ate lunch tried to get an option with minimal fat used like something steamed or greens and recently i was at a friends flat and his gf cooked pasta and it was so oily i felt disgusted but I had to force it in since it'd be disrespectful otherwise. i noticed the olive oil drowns everything
he ends up crucified
sorry for the spoiler haha x
y'all needa get yo asses outta ther!!
3PM Katies sounds like pop rock song
Vaping THC and listening to ancient Greek music
does he survive?
i want to fuck florence pugh. who do you want to fuck?
HI I'M BARRY I'M MENTALLY ILL
ADD ME ON KEKCORD BARRY1066
When I'm at the pearly gates
This'll be on my videotape, my videotape
Mephistopheles is just beneath
And he's reaching up to grab me
I don't want to FUCK any woman. I want to respect them and empower them to be the best that they can be.
Timothy James Byrne phenotype
naw that nigga dead but they pretend he lives and his runty death is worshipped by fags for eternity after untill christopher hitchens invents atheism and reddit and boom. the end.
WATCH THIS
WATCH ME GO
We might have just hit a fucking nuclear-armed submarine
"The russians report a large explosion in Severomorsk, where submarines are located."
I dread having to go to work every Sunday night
Gfberg is excited for it and gets all giddy at the prospect
it's cause her job is some shite non-technical bollocks where toilberg babysits her for 8 hours
my job actually matters
but I can never say that to her or she'll hit me
Liberals and normies are entering a profound state of mental turmoil as their old ideology and beliefs struggle increasingly to describe the decline of our civilisation
Reminder they genuinely, wholeheartedly believe that the world should just continue to get better and more cosmopolitan and nicer year on year no matter what as we consume ourselves into a Star Trek utopia. Their little minds aren’t handling the new YooKay very well.
neurotypical FAGGGG
That's lovely! I want to be nice to them too but I also really want to FUCK them.
there's nothing nice about fucking you awful monster
Hi I'm barry I'm mentally ill I'm also autisic add me on crunchcord barry1066 I'm mentally ill and off my meds which is based
They want it that way to be fucked and manhandled they crave it more than anything and you're the monster to deny them the rogering
Haven't had a proper good sleep in months. Need to get off the boozeberg and read every night
trvke
fucking is nice! everybody loves it!
birds do it, bees do it even educated fleas do it!
hi i'm barry scott and this is new CILLIT BANG!
Thinking of becoming a Mormon me. No more booze or nicotine or coffees or weed. Just shirt and tie, short back and sides. Clean living. Only Dr Peppers for me. Thoughts?
I can never say that to her or she'll hit me
:)
why do these posts give me the ick
genuinely rapey vibes
sex with women
they want it
they want the sex
dr. pepper is so based that mormons make an exception for it
I like the idea. More of an amish disposition myself. Grandfather's ma was a mennonite
um actually you're infantalising women and stripping them of their sexual autonomy and agency as human beings by implying that sex is just something that's done to them that they can't enjoy
do better hun x
Doing a shit
wondrin bout me loife
My auntie and uncle are Mormon
I prefer the frontier desert aesthetics of the Mormons. And I’m a tech dude.
nth for the holodem
I'll be seeing you on the battlefield in the mormon-amish hyperwar of 2070
screaming
2nd June.
I will read 1 book a week this month.
The first book on the list, on this amazon kindle I bought 6 years ago and what I was trying to read then...
THE BALKANS: Nationalism, War and the Great Powers 1804-2012. 800 pages.
Hmm. I think I'll try something easier. One that doesn't require maps.
this is me and I'm mentally ill
The Amish will lose cause they will refuse to utilise technology and will walk into an open field with homemade muskets only to be napalmed by a Mormon fighter jet
fulham poo ahh nigga
Colour is your VXR???????
barry1066 on discord I'm mentally ill but I love japan
uh...
does she know photoshop has existed for decades?
No
where is the uncensored
MAD how no mandem have a nice car ITT
Going bed soon team
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uber bossman's got me covered
Our decade is half over and this is what wikipedia considers to be the biggest headlines of our decade thus far.
Quite a lot has happened actually.
internet is properly shite now
i want a board with Anon Babble posters where i can post off topic threads
basically worksafe Anon Babble
that's Anon Babble
Covid and ChatGPT been the only things to happen. All these wars are memes
no it's not, i cant even post be that racist or post too many soijaks
redditjak posters deserve death
they burned my car yesterday mate
I like mine
Anon Babble culture , cope and sneed
They're circumcising Jesus right now
This land is your land, and this land is my land
From California to the New York Island
From the Redwood Forest to the Gulf Stream Waters
This land was made for you and me
As I went walking that ribbon of highway
And I saw above me that endless skyway
I saw below me that golden valley
This land was made for you and me
I roamed and rambled and I followed my footsteps
To the sparkling sands of her diamond deserts
All around me a voice was a-sounding
This land was made for you and me
that's fucked up
I've been banned for offtopic from more boards I can remember now if anything it's gotten worse since the return
Well be was Jewish
i dont get why there's no off topic blue board to be honest it'd make a lot of people happy
all the red off topic boards turn into discord goon seshes
nope he was welsh born and raised
reddit jannies and lazy mods who ust rubberstamp every ban suggestion and can't be bothered to review them
women have such silky hair
is it possible to get surgery/pills to be transgender but only from the forehead up?
I want the rapunzel hair but without the boy tits
poop nuke!
no
gnight guys
2AM
early for me
lads the usb port on my laptop is faulty and passes way too much power to my cooling tray making the fans go insanely fast and give off a burning smell
what tf do I even do
one of my favorite choons ever
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lmao
lmao
Well now. What have we here?
started using this after noticing it in every shag’s shower. condition every day and shampoo every other day or however long it takes for your hair to get oily.
lmao
it's not funny it sounds like a jet engine and instantly fills my room with a burning plastic smell
lmao
lmao
Imao
I will unironically buy this (assuming it can be bought in the UK)
Thanks lad
I do get dandruff almost every time I don't use Head and Shoulders though
Sincerely hope the choice isn't sexy hair + dandruff or lifeless dry hair + no dandruff
that would be ghastly
looks like an elden ring spell icon
This moment made Bernie utterly unelectable, which is a shame really. Sassy black women with a devastating case of main character syndrome pretty much handed Trump the Whitehouse.
those pads suck
these are the only ones that actually work properly
Give me your badge and your gun. You're off the case.
£80
yeah dunno about that one
Remember your black day.
wish i had a brother
Back from the pub boozed up, popped an edible, spaghetti being heated, can of lager opened. Bosh
/brit/ stands with palestine
Anime is the answer.
blacked.com is not just a website it is a revolutionary act
Jesus is Aryan in this movie
/brit/ stands with Bavaria and our Bavarian brothers.
spaedo coded post
I've got this exact one. so that's what the burning plastic smell is lol.
playing mass effect 2 lads (and ladies *wink*)
blacked.co.uk
More like arse erect poo
let me help
can I play skyrim on a macbook
bet I can't
just paid the rent. a rape of both soul and wallet
It's money well spent, nothing else comes close and are louder because they don't have the foam to seal the sound in. You can also plug that into a wall not your laptop and have full control of the fans
had a taste of the rich life for about a year and now can't really go on back to lower middle class shite life. this isn't supposed to happen to a person.
This is a test of our mental fortitude and courage. Stand strong, brother.
28 year old virgin whose never kissed a girl
This is where the rubber meets the road.
get a gf lad
you can get it, i've tried it. it's alright but there might be better things
just experiment with different types and how often you use it. probably don't shampoo every day as that will dry your skin and hair out
should play some video games
We've been expecting you.
And how do I do that
ktim - 1 year
dunno I've never had one
you should get one though
live in london and we have shitty hard water which I think contributes to my hair looking so lifeless and middle aged
hair affects your looks so much it's not even funny
just want braveheart hair ffs
Brother, this is outrageous.
addicted to vtuber WHORES
We have such things.
I have incredibly dry hair, like it never gets oily no matter how long I go without showering and mine looks nice with leave-in conditioner
do an egg shampoo instead of buying commercial conditioner
it has biotin and everything else you need
*pats your belly*
cuck
based desu
sounds like me to a T
you recommend a specific one?
same question to you mon ami
I'm sure there's really good ones but I'm just using a cheap one from poundland lol
lads
I am TRANSFIXED by this girl
She's like...stereotypically ugly...but it's like there's a beautiful girl waiting for a makeover screaming to come out.
She's like a cartoon. I am fascinated.
Take your hat off.
scramble a couple eggs in a bowl and shampoo your hair at the start of the shower and wash off at the end. make sure its lukewarm to cold as to not cook the egg
I live in a smelly studio apartment on my own and don’t see anyone
That shit really works?
oh you meant literal eggs
yeah I don't think so
commerical conditioners can cost 10 quid and last 6 months
your devious EGG plan will cost me £1.50 per wash
yeah i've been doing it for a couple years and my hair have insane vitality, density, thickness
but again i'm norwood free, there has been no recession ever
i only do it once a week
I personally don't see it but I respect the opinion
she sorta reminds me of this girl who listened to aphex twin's drukqs for the first time, I think there's something pretty about her especially when she has mini autistic ticks when the music is intense
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My dad considers me a loser
Says I have no friends
shut the fuck up
blud saw egg wash in a cookbook and thought it meant his hair
this nigger is washing his hair with eggs lmfao
at least he notices
scream
our boy sargon has a hit tweet
we're all very proud of him
it's thinly veiled racism too which is wonderful to see
Just had me last ever cigarette in the back yard and meditated upon our Lord, Jesus Christ.
don’t get it
My dad used to call me 'Billy no mates' EVERY DAY because I would always go to play football by myself.
I snapped one day
I then started running around the house screaching loudly and kicking the ball as hard at his plate collections as I could while yelling 'DADDY SMASHED PLATES'
He grabbed me and smacked the shit out of me
I was 23 at the time
I deserved it but it was his fault.
wtf
Have the exact opposite problem where my dad says I go out too much and complains I’m coming home drunk all the time
using the carcinogenic conditioner over egg is why youre balding and full of dandruff
THIS NIGGA USING EGGS
aren't you bald?
or do we have multiple frenchie regulars now
No food at the house except for scraps so I’m having hotdogs wrapped in quesadillas with raspberry chipotle sauce
two eggs down the drain every week
no i'm not the bald one
you now remember the minecraft movie
Can't drink and speak at the same time b
dropped the little orange man somewhere random in Canada and this came up and now I'm frightened
Saw a guy overdose and die right during this scene
2 hours and 33 minutes ago
churchill is famous for polar bear activity