are redeemer edition
/brit/
just done the gayest wank of my life so far
Slept ALL fucking day wasted an ENTIRE Sunday SICK OF IT
Wish this was me. Can't sleep at all and it's driving me insane
ktim
i'm sellin yay every day, i'm down with young dre
i'm straight from houston, texas, took a trip to east bay
so it's on, from motherfuckin dusk to dawn
i gotta pocket full of drugs and more thugs than bone
how can you be mad? you obviously needed that sleep and sleeping in on sunday is great
i'm sellin yay every day, i'm down with young dre
i'm straight from houston, texas, took a trip to east bay
so it's on, from motherfuckin dusk to dawn
i gotta pocket full of drugs and more thugs than bone
Mothberg in my room going doopin mental
SHAKEZULA
THE MIC RULA
free scran
need me sins washed away in the river
get him annihilated
killed a spider other night so personally cant complain if i see any mothbergs
why pamper life's complexity when the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat
anyone fancy wanking over Belle in Discord DM's?
No. I don’t.
That's UK on the filter list
nah I'm gay bro
please. i'm horny mate.
gay
Sister throws away weed
Won't let me drink
Won't let me take pain pills
She sucks lmao
Dusseldorf
B
Tanning lad here. Prime tanning season is upon us. Carpe diem lads.
not used shampoo in years
I shower every day and just wash my hair under the hot water. Once in a blue moon I will run some shower gel through it, usually only when I know someone is going to be up close and personal with it i.e when I'm at the barbers.
that said, there is one instance where you do actually need shampoo: when you've been in a swimming pool. Hot water does nothing against the chlorine.
Poo barm > sir __ __ > Rorke & Leftypol > Bradley > Emma > Cans
speaking of recommended reading I got halfway through a lovely futa doujin today and look forward to finishing it off later
look at the size of your pinky nail
THAT'S how small my cock is
Bremen should be SOVL
i have a big pinky
imagine it's 1/10000th of your pinky nail then
now you're in the right ballpark
TINY
size in inches?
roughly 2 μm
you'd need an electron microscope to see it
mogs mine
Got a cock like a silverback gorilla
Same
You know the reason they're called Silverbacks is cause the male gorilla cums on the female gorilla's back and turns her fur white
mental how peng moo deng gay porn on
no that's not true and they don't do that, stop your foolishness
sometimes i shit out of my arse and it comes out with ketchup
Dynamo Dresden?
dont have a job just lay in bed all day
spent the day in bed
while the workers stay enslaved
eating an entire tin of anchovies
prefer them on pizza myself
they are on a pizza
it delish
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SEVEN RINGS IN HAND
this game was dogshit ngl
read somewhere that the poor little fellas keep smacking into lights because they evolved to follow moonlight but man made lights started to confuse them :(
I deleted hinge since I lost my job because I have no income sadly women wouldn't date anyone as ugly as me
screaming like i'm a russian fighter plane
eaten all the anchovies feel tingly think i'm dying lads
relax
im dying
No cans tonight just a nice tall glass of milk
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Does anyone else remember late 2019?
Those crazy days before the Chinese plague descended upon us...
Before everything became unimaginably fucked up.
nice milk you got there
just did a little George Floyd dance while my mum wasnt looking kek
the they/thems very gentrly rescuing catberg and kissing him on his little head while you sit in your smelly childhood bedroom
when is the last time someone treated you tenderly?
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I've wished to the powers that be to go back to 2019 a lot of times.
The first time I heard these songs, was a much better and more innocent time in my life.
And it wasn't even THAT innocent... Things were messy back then. And yet still 1000 times better than right now.
oppa incel style
Was in NYC for the autumn of 2019, 'twas great.
spider crawled onto my bed
ran away when I saw him
'23 - '24, now those were the days
Booooo!
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I honestly wonder sometimes if 2019 might've been the last REAL year in human history.
Every year that has passed since then has honestly been a fucking joke.
Nobody can disagree that 2019 was the last time life felt truly RAW, truly VISCERAL and POWERFUL...
Just one of you here try to disagree with me on this point? You just can't. 2019 was God.
i think the anchovies contained 3x the recommended salt intake
grow up
english rose
It's hard to grow up when you know the world you grew up in no longer exists.
I fought, tooth and nail, to succeed in the world that used to be. I gave my blood and my flesh to be a success in the world of the 2010s.
Then the world of the 2010s ceased to exist, and a new and scary world emerged and faced me head-on.
I don't know what to do about that world.
I just know it makes me feel sickeningly uncomfortable.
my 22 year old sister is a high school teacher and is beginning to notice race differences. want to know more?
grow up little boy
The Spinosaurus lived in Finland.
Leftypol exposed
been having odd, fish-smelling liquid poos. Looked it up and it may have a real problem.
fish-smelling poos
Are you a woman by chance?
what's her arse like
If you aren't old enough to remember this, you might as well kill yourself.
yeah?
they had a spinosaurus in the new walking with dinosaurs and it lived in the sahara too although the continents very different at the time
Yeah pancreas. 100% go to the doctor
ever shagged her
like what? the only one I can think of off the top of my head is skin color..
that’s disgusting
we had a few drinks and she quietly revealed to me after a few schooners about what she's been noooticing.
she teaches teenagers and says that all the 15 year old black boys (Sudanese) in her class are ripped as fuck. Even if they’re skinny they got some muscle popping. Meanwhile in contrast… a lot of the white boys right now are just skinny kids.
she also said the white kids go play handball or their DS during lunch while Sudos go and tease girls & try to make them laugh. Sometimes they push the limit and do shit that gets them suspensions like flip skirts but apparently nobody minds which is just insane to me.
she said it can't be explained by culture or socioeconomics and that it's just genetics.
shes being redpilled in real time, it's absolutely unreal.
not reading allat
you've posted this shite before you cuck freak
jockstraps
gay sex
This isn't Tiktok, son. Kill yourself.
Ooo you’re ard
calm down unc
gonna let pancreasberg kill me
You want me to murder you? You fucking subhuman.
Transgender who threatened to murder Stonetoss has been arrested in a child predator sting - while wearing a diaper.
you won't die
1 day you'll stink of fish another day stink of shit
some people smell it and some people don't.
kew gardens lovely this time of year
Was going to post something else but will be posting kanye because of my captcha.
took a shit there once
Do you get these over in Canada?
youtu.be
does deodorant not exist anymore
I've never seen it personally
based
the schizophrenic n1gger porn addict is based!!!!
wish hats were more normalised, like old timey women always wearing hats, now women only were hats for formal occasions
Are you white? I am not judging my mechanic is black and cool I am just curious
Ye and Trump are the greatest living americans
under lord trump you will be going back to mexico
I am a son of Erin
Ya bird has shit coloured skin
Jesus is king is his best album
I find black/ brown skin to be incredibly erotic on women and a bit less so on men who look like women
She refuses to believe Django when he says that his penis is "more than 7 inches" and that this is common among Sudanese men. He's lying.
Colour*
I’m not a good person
No, it’s color. Noah Webster did more to benefit the English language than anyone except Shakespeare.
corr nice breeze going now
a mega poo is brewing
HSV is giga soulless. but FCSP is too. I guess you can go with urban workers and bourgeoise people larping as football fans (HSV) or poor people and academia larping as a football fans (Pauli).
That's the real demographic in Hamburg for these clubs.
blog on
I’m a 1860 munchen fan myself
behind poo eyes
Met a man with a large personality.
An Emma Watson fart through a pair of leggings would smell just as pooey.
hey booboo
might go back to bed
screaming if you do
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Get ready to start seeing some amazing pictures of an American flag planted on something 1 billion lightyears away.
My phone can barely buffer Netflix, but hey, if the experts tell me it works.
I am a sick man... I am a spiteful man. I am an unpleasant man. I think my liver is diseased. However, I don't know beans about my disease, and I am not sure what is bothering me. I don't treat it and never have, though I respect medicine and doctors. Besides, I am extremely superstitious, let's say sufficiently so to respect medicine. (I am educated enough not to be superstitious, but I am.) No, I refuse to treat it out of spite. You probably will not understand that. Well, but I understand it. Of course I can't explain to you just whom I am annoying in this case by my spite. I am perfectly well aware that I cannot "get even" with the doctors by not consulting them. I know better than anyone that I thereby injure only myself and no one else. But still, if I don't treat it, its is out of spite. My liver is bad, well then-- let it get even worse!
Don’t go breaking my fart
I won’t go breaking your fart
(Don’t go breaking my, don’t go breaking my)
I won’t go breaking your fart
Big Chief Make-em-Whoopee has many squaw
roaring out the window to announce the start of a new day
gay porn screaming in a nigger's face me
dabs pens dont even get me that high any more
Edgar Allan Poo
might go for a wee soon
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
yeezus is his best
gonna go kill redguards in skyrim lads
Killing is never right.
umm poster would be all over this if he was still with us
skyrim is for the nords
RIP Sir Umm of /brit/
maxi jazz never got to see crystal palace win the fa cup
dead now of course
decided to not hold petty grudges against people because that's what freaks do
Quite a petty thing to say.
got to service my bloody shitbox
wish I could service your shitbox if you know what I mean x
I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT.
um
the singular umposter
ᵘᵐ
um
UM
From Cradle to School to Employment, one big Negroidic Penitentiary
might go for 15 cups of coffee today
see what happens
Transcendental Rape
i'll tell you what happens
anxiety, nervousness and poo
but that's my default regardless
then god help you lad
Need her to sit on my face and fart.
fizzy peach grapefruit blood orange lemonade
see in my day lemonade only had lemons in it *holds for applause*
that's nice dear
fag by lap
or
a flab gyp
sir christiano Ronaldo
Gimmickyank used to post the gibberish and the ai images accompanied by the sentence “this is my world today” but has apparently retired those gimmicks and moved on to this shit.
thought it was storming outside but it was just some cunt moving the bins
Yes. Almost shed a tear.
No. My meat. Satan.
Vs. Balls. White. Sweat. Meat. Bald. Useless. Why?
Me when somebody accuses me of gaslighting them.
Garbage. And proud of it. Why? Too much?
Palestine as a Jewish state had, however, one painful disadvantage to Jewry. It was a British mandate and was ruled from London. England did not seem to want to give up the land voluntarily, so a new war needed to be incited to achieve the last Jewish goal outlined by Herzl. Would not giving Palestine to the Jews be justified to achieve peace between the peoples? Did not Jewry have the right to its own state, just as every other nation in the world?
This question is always asked since the foundation in every country of “pro-Palestinian committees.” The answer is a simple “no.” Jewry wants to settle Palestine with poor Orthodox Jews to bring about a “Hebrew Renaissance,” but that would require expelling the Arabs from the land. More than that, Judah wants merely to establish a central state from which the gentile world can be ruled and exploited. From “Zion’s heights” the Jews would then exploit the nations enslaved by Wall Street, putting them in the straitjacket of a collective system so that they could fully enjoy their sadistic lust for power over gentile humanity. Were they to realize this satanic plan, they would visit the enslaved peoples with a Hebrew passport in their pocket and chain them to the central committee in Palestine.
In Skyrim?
Nary a pixel
Nary Pixel sex arse
need my balls cummed in
get them injected with saline
coom.
stick the terminator theme on.
sit back and ponder the wonders of creation.
a clue? had five already
This artzzz?
It's Monday. The week has only just begun but the clock is still ticking. You need a reminder. The goals still need to be met. This is our mantra. This is our moment. Get up. Get moving. Have a shave. Get your haircut. Wash your penis. Stop drinking fizzy drinks. Stop eating junk food. Stop watching porn. Stop spending so much time on the internet. Stop going to bed so late. Read more. Exercise more. Get a green tea in you. A walk. Fresh air. Sun. The gears turning. The muscles pumping. The blood flowing. The computer off. A language learned. A hobby enjoyed. An instrument played. A clue gained.
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Need to shag the zesty mandem
say this to me in real life i'll spit directly in your mouth
Take LSD. Envision yourself as a giant penis launching off the earth like a rocket ship.
yea you do x
New Path.
So we will press on with developing clear, compelling and consistent UK offers, tailored to their needs and our strengths, spanning trade, development, defence, cyber security, technology, climate change and environmental protection. Because we know that in the coming decades there will be economic shocks, and climate change will have its baleful effects, and countries will want technology, finance and access to markets to support their development.
guy in the back with glasses and pink fuzzy muppet boots is best
What?
this is the smelliest stinkiest poopiest general on this entire website
There.
I like mr middle finger second from left
lad just oozes zest and he dgaf
I'm having a giraffe
alri take care of yourselves
BRING THEM BACK
Love my overcast skies and desolate green-brown landscapes by the water. Would rather be there than in some tropical paradise or by a sunny beach. Give me grim, give me grey weather and beige food.
What?
what happened to being belgian?
there's a gaben thread on Anon Babble
Why are you browsing Anon Babble?
Drinking a red bull to understand this post.
prefer not to say
WW11
Britain is a hard country to live in if you're a Sensitive Young Man.
Full of ugly shambling foreign biomass milling around in their pointless and inhuman existence jabbering in their tongues, full of ugly buildings, full of graffiti and crumbling roads, full of louts and tattooed degenerates, full of obnoxious "people" blasting out music.
We need beautiful blonde beasts. We need silence and contemplation. We need classical architecture. We need Aryan conquest worldwide. We need depopulation of Asia and Africa.
@grok, is this true?
two weeks to go until my holiday
just need to get through these two weeks of toil
Try leaving your smelly bedroom for once Rorke
business plan: WIN THE LOTTERY
Love it when pakis bully Indians it’s so funny
ktwm 2 weeks ago but now I'm going on holiday today aha
Nice init
Gardens and flowers and that
where does the sensitive part come in, just sounds jingoist
loveli
source?
where to la x
yeah looks like flowers and green, leaves perhaps
alri monty don
yes it is very nice
There has been a terror attack against Jews in Colorado USA my prayers go to the victims x
Just finished having sex withe wife and cumming inside of her and I'm going to sleep now, later losers.
Lucky boy
Conjured this opinion inside my own brain
Some temperatures for you
Nice back.
lovely
strange selection of places
staying in the UK so doxxable info I'm afraid x
Fucking hell, man.
it's good that bad things happen so long as it isn't happening to me .simple as
He's grabbing the rail baaaaaaaaaaahahah
I know the brow ridge..
Clock changed minutes right when I looked at it kkkeeeekkkk
If possible.
This is what I crave
only virgins are scared of doxxings
alri lads just keep doin whatever or something haha x
Bros going glamping
dont remember there being a saggy boobed indian lass in thunderbolts
if you don't watch out it'll stick to you
to you
Who's that?
Omds Magnus chess guy lost to a jeet lmao
Oh nvm got it
Geraldine Viswanathan
snucking a snus
Looks like gal gadot
tamils are white
having the daily nose bleed
sometimes it's bi-daily
I have no idea what any of this is about, as I have no contextual understanding of what she’s on about, but I’m howling nonetheless at the poo poo doo doo talk.
shagged once and wanked twice yesterday
Her husband cheated on her with a tranny
if there are 3 empty self checkouts don't go in the middle one fucking stupid women don't understand
u alri la
Tell them, not us. You won't because you're a cowardly cunt.
yeh got me tissues x
shaggers anonymous
used to hate nosebleed mongs in school running out of the classroom holding their faces like absolute clowns
imagine her smirking at you that way while you kiss her brown feet
conceptualising a wank
you're bi-daily
mine used to never stop and I got to go home multiple times because the singular paper towel just wasn't enough
loved it
had a dream that i was carrying a baby around and didn't know what to do with it
Lol she's gone insane, another case of someone poisoned by social media