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fuck you
What kind of name is Jorah?
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I don't know but she has a nice pushable ass for a white bitch
I'd put it in her dumper.
Jorah Mormont
This just sounds like paying her to be your wife
umm guys?
More like Jorah Simpmont
penis
Ser Jorah
Always whining
male handwriting.
Wow, you guys are really upset, throwing around F-bombs and cursing. You all need to wash your mouths out with a bar of soap
How do you make the yummiest sandwich ?
I'm sorry the Jews have gotten to you both. It's not too late. Embrace the natural world. Reject modernity.
brocon
With some garlic aioli
I'm upset that I can't stick my dick up her wet snatch, I feel like a monkey when you hold a banana outside its cage and then pull it back
Hard work doesn't mean shit because I worked 50 to 60 hours weeks for my shitty temp job and got laid off even though I passed my assessment honestly I wish we could give hr people the Stalin treatment
You've been gnomed
hes jusht a baybee :)
Embrace the natural world. Reject modernity.
Those are both the same thing
Embrace the transcendental (which you can do through nature but claiming it's JUST nature is missing the forest for the trees no pun intended)
talleyrand was based as fuck
im depressed
DUDE HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT TREES? I BET YOU HAVENT SEEN A BUSH BEFORE!
LOOK AT THIS ULTRA SATURATED EDITED PROFESSIONAL PHOTOGRAPH TAKEN AT 1000FT WITH A DRONE AT 6AM IN A NATIONAL PARK A 20 HOUR DRIVE AWAY
I slap my balls between two pieces of bread, and then shove it in you mom's mouth.
valentine's day is on june 12th
I have to endure Valentine's Day twice every year without a girl
When I get depressed I just consume media until it goes away
least deranged troon
I'm in a Anon Babble server and there's like one main foid who's super normie and married and shit, and sometimes anons will post about how they're miserable and want to kill themselves and she'll be like "have you tried having some chocolate cake? That always cheers me up" and it's obviously just her trying to look cute for attention and it pisses me the fuck off but I know I'm going to look like an incel if I say anything and at the end of the day most of those depressed guys probably are just happen to be receiving attention from a woman.
I don’t remember what it’s like to be not-depressed
wow neat little poem you've got going there!!! thank you
Reminds me of the Spinster era here (which is over now)
The world can't hurt me because I've closed my heart off. I'm impervious. I have no attachments and no weaknesses. I'm the strongest man alive.
*I kick your nuts*
I'm in a Anon Babble server
why are women so dogshit at video gaems
Because of their big boobies
This is the reason
you are an incel freak though and they already know that.
yummiest sandwich
i used to eat this as a kid it was very famous in brazil in the 90s and 00s how about you thank you
Wtf is a "Anon Babble server"? You mean a thread?
More like why do we all see women are worse at sports and video games than men, but then they sign up to be a cop or firewoman or electrician and nobody is allowed to be like "women are worse than men are most things, can I get a man instead?"
I just more people would take time to appreciate nature, even if it's just a tree or a squirrel or a bed of flowers. Jews cannot ruin these things no matter how hard they try. They will try to control every aspect of our lives but the natural world lives on, free of their chains. I'm literally looking at craters in the moon right now, through my telescope, that were tens of thousands of years ago.
That's a grilled cheese
I think it’s because of their big boobies
So you're saying I might as well just call her a annoying cunt and tell her to grow up
Pisscord
It's famous everywhere, you're not special
yeah you might as well just get banned for being an incel freak instead of going somewhere and seething that you're an incel freak
Can't afford Gundam kits
Can't afford new books
Can't afford new model kits
I hate my life I can't do anything but sleep in my room and cry
I AM DEPRESSED AND SAD BECAUSE I DONT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
Waking up in a strange new place with no memory of his past life, Kelvin learns that he’s bartered away those very memories in exchange for powerful new abilities during his recent transmigration. Heading out into a whole new world as a Summoner — with his first Follower being the very goddess who brought him over! — Kelvin begins his new life as an adventurer, and it isn’t long before he discovers his hidden disposition as a battle junkie. From the Black Knight of the Ancient Castle of Evil Spirits to the demon within the Hidden Cave of the Sage, he revels in the fight against one formidable foe after another. Join this OP adventurer in an exhilarating and epic saga as he and his allies carve their way into the annals of history!
launch game
no intention of playing it
anyone else do this
sometimes several times
i didn't know it was from the usa
oh FUGG guys I just ate a muffin from costco that I've had like 3 days, and then I noticed the other muffins had MOLD on the TOP
fuck me I'm gonna get sick aren't I
I've worked in construction for years and I've NEVER seen a female electrician. Ever
Ewwww this dude is moldy!
I used to do this with The Division knowing every gameplay was a commitment and sometimes I couldn't assed to play 3-4 hours with my team mates. Is it a game if it feels like a chore? Been playing RDR2 lately and just fishing, hunting, shooting strangers, and camping.
You're in a Anon Babble tourist discord and you're upset some whore is attention whoring and disrespecting attention whoring failed normalfags whining on discord like little girls instead of killing themselves.
You need to grow up. Or kill yourself.
I ate half a sandwich that had moldy bread before I noticed it, nothing happened
I've only seen female tile setters, a few painters, and a ton of girloid landscapers. Cleaners too but that doesn't count
I've worked in construction for years and I've NEVER seen a female electrician. Ever
I've met 2. One was a brutal bulldyke type, very aggressive and not pleasant. The other was a pleasantly plump and friendly girl, possibly a lesbian but very cute with a bob haircut.
Been playing RDR2 lately and just fishing, hunting, shooting strangers, and camping.
sounds mad comfy
I'm modelling gaming after IRL. We have some laws that prevent me from getting fully immersed, but so far I've got 3/4 captured IRL which is pretty comfy.
It's my server
My sister is good at that one South Park game
the rpg one?
i never finished my second playthrough
Friend sent me a message after 3 years of not talking. i lied and said I was employed
Why aren't there any top 500 ranked women in Dota 2 or League Of Legends?
rip remilia
yeah well if you ban her they'll all just go to her server cause it takes 5mins to set one up
Been there
Pooping
Never said I wanted to ban her, I just hate the "I'm baby" act, among other more personal things
almost shattered a vodka bottle today because of these fucking bullshit paper bags ripping
Just get your own cloth bags
Honestly I think it's because they're team based games, and women cause too much division because you have some team mates willing to treat them equally (like an asshole) and some who want to simp for the .01% chance at getting her pussy and it just undermines the whole team dynamic.
It's not women's fault 2bh, at least not always
Text from dad saying "call me when you have the chance"
call him
he says "Yeah, what’s up? What do you need?”
I love dogberg so much
She loves me no matter how ugly or stinky or socially awkward I am
Caught some dust in my wasp trap. Now I’m eating chicken noodle soup. I could sleep for a thousand years. Should my father find me here, death take me. I don’t deserve better than a disgusting sandwich. Death take me.
More like because they're dogshit at the game
Women can become tournament level good at chess and fighting games
my new books cover completely fell off
women have their own leagues in chess because they cant compete with top men just like real sports
one time i bought a book but when i grabbed it the cover literally tore off
the book was older than me though so im not surprised at the condition
Fighting games
Those are ALL Trannies unless you're talking about Sherry Jinx
business idea: range ban brazil
They could 2bh, the only reason most women wash out is because there's much more men who have an interest in chess in the first place. They're outnumbered
Are you as my cousin, the rapist? Or are you as my brother, unbirthed?
*Sherry Jenix
Fuck, sherry has spilled a good amount of seed....
women are just generally not as good at chess as men even when they try super hard
I been unemployed for 2 days and hate my life I legit want to end it
nigga got dat dementia
Are you the idiot who screamed at a client for no reason
nigga i'm baby
are u babby
She's the only female gamer I respect. She won EVO 4 times and is a legit fucking player.
I don't like it when she tries to thirst trap on social though she's not good looking enough to do that. She's not ugly but she's not hot eirher
t. dogberg
i'm babber
I'm a spring ephemeral
She has knockers but she could stand to lose a bit of weight
Well he grabbed my shoulder and I kept telling him to stop touching me
You just gotta suck it up man
Nah, he just misses his son and wants to hear your voice. Gotta call your parents once and a while. They miss seeing you.
Tell us what happened
He kept grabbed my shoulder and trying to touch me while I was working on his lawn
Yeah! :)
Googled sherryjenix
Extremely mid
You niggas are down bad
VIDEO GAMES ARE STUPID AND NO ONE SHOULD BE PLAYING THEM.
Look at us sitting back in judgement on that girl lol
and why did he do that
This is the cope and it's bullshit. It's also insulting to the top women as it implies they aren't trying hard enough.
I literally just said she's not hot and not good looking enough to thirst trap
Speak for yourself
Haha I wonder how this silly video ends
Touchè, touchè
I’ve seen this video! I know how it ends!
he rips the throat out of a japanese pedophile and eats his organs. Akitas were bred for killing, to deny them this base instinct is a crime against nature.
English is full of Frenchisms and French words, but did you know "touchè" is a French fencing term, it means "touch" and it's what you tell when your opponent manages to touch you with his foil
i got it 3 days ago. fml my life
i was touchè by my uncle
It has a certain je nais se cock
If I were a landscaper and a fag kept trying to molest me and got me fired for refusing him I'd probably light his house on fire.
covid was 5 fucking years ago
things mean things
Nuh uh, no way!
Crazy how hard the memoryhole sht with distractions. Don't list sight of what's right in front of you bruther. The Jews will steal time itself if you let them.
Did they resume life yet? Doesn’t feel like it.
I've never had covid
At this point I'm picking up years like nickels on the street
Because
I see Anon Babble is distorting my posts again with misnomers. I did not write "list" or "sht". Gaslighting since the sharty raid has reached extreme levels.
they just raised the price of everything for no reason and didn't raise anyone's pay rate
Holy shit that pic isy Google homescreen.
The Jews are messing witcha
For the first time ever, I'm missing my home.
women are weaker than men not just physically but also mentally in every single way possible which includes being worse at video games
*Is my
certain cats run away from men but not from women
And you're Brazilian
Yeah, funny that.
women are weaker than men
I'd unironically put money on spinster beating you up
Motownphilly's back again
Doin' a little east coast swing
Boyz II Men going off
Not too hard, not too soft
Im baby
Imagine living there
You step out of your bed and your feet get soaked
fuck I'm tired
give me (You)s aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Me too
Me too
it's actually terrifying how more has happened in those 5 years than all of the 2010s and it still feels like it went by in a few months
I wish nothing but the best for you cumsters.
1hr and 45 minutes left of toil, then I go home, cut on my show, pour a pineapple based alcoholic beverage, break out my favorite cup and start my weekend
my neighbor tried to shoot his dog in the head but he missed and only grazed her so he decided to keep her
What the fuck is logposting
start your weekend on a Monday early morning
molested children molest children
i don’t want to work anymore
he doesnt know
grim
we call those "gay men" and you are correct.
gay men gay men
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher
This one is just bullshit
no embedding
Not clicking your link
I'm from Buffalo
Ok
My condolences
not only are Latino bvlls Faustian and conquer nations through invasion but they are conquering White American women as well
it's on the rise. it's the next trendy city
FOX 29
CELINO AND BARNES
JUDGE JUDY
this is basically all I know of Buffalo NY
Their football team lost 4 super bowls in a row in the 90s
new york is a weird state when you think about it
new york city and then you've got upstate new york being completely different
thats literally all cities and states
but the contrast is way more extreme there
I love New York.
I've never seen the movie Pocahontas
I either burned my tongue by overusing a vape pen when I was fucked up yesterday or it's tongue cancer and I'm finally going to pay for my sins, coin flip ig
Imagine being a watermelon
The watermelon is just the fruit of the plant itself
Savages! Savages! Barely even human!
kek I knew it was a dump but that is pretty embarrassing.
New post, my days off are Monday and Tuesday AND I don't have to be at work in Wednesday till 1400
Are you quebecoise, cuz it's only 8:36pm
reminder that Alberta, not canada, won this one
HONK HONK
Nun me ne frega 'o cazz'
Hmm, is it true all softball goils are dykes?
they think i'm too white
how did you guys met your girlfriend/wife?????
shoot me my nigga
Hmm, is it true all softball goils are dykes?
that is indeed the stereotype
but kanye and diddy watch white men fuck their wives you should shoot them with your cum
I really think the Lum poster could possibly find a nice Brazilian girl if he tried.
no he couldn't
the redhead has a hot body but she was a weird ayyyyyy lmao face is it just me??????? thank you
pretty sure she'd run away
I remember working retail jobs like this, it was a PITA.
I'm in Onterrible. It's 11:43 pm nibba.
How to remove beer bottle cap
lighter
use this
towel
bottle opener
Your teeth
faggot
don't say what i think you guys are going to say
I have bipolar disorder and it's no fun at all. I haven't slept longer than a few hours in weeks. I have made a lot of terrible decisions and hurt people that I care about.
I'll see if I have any such item in the house
I shit my pants! I’m fucking gay!
t. gay
why do you believe the earth is a globe
filtered
because the sky is a dome
Indeed you were
I hate bipolar faggots
have you tried stopping?
People figured this shit out in ancient greece
i had missed chances with the hottest white brazilian girls
Sounds pretty gay, sorry about that bruther. Hoping you can manage it and have something of a happy life.
bozo disorder
That's what you have
Side shows used to be an excellent source of income for people with deformities.
legend has it nobody gives a shit about brazil despite brazilians thinking theyre the center of the universe
Being an American with BPD is nowhere near as bad as just being born in Brazil. Every day I think God I was born a sane white Canadian, literally won all the lotteries.
think
I clearly wrote "thank".
Fucking jews. Keep it up.
i wonder what you faggots are going to do when i'm back in the usa the seethe will be hilarious
my cousin is an astronaut and he would have told us if it wasn’t
we have some rocks like those here, but the lake around them is super deep so everyone goes to jump off the rocks. it's really fun
Christ have mercy on my tortured evil freak soul
I type the wrong thing or miss a word all the time
why did the jews hack ur keyboard?
you need to start posting from a faraday cage stat
your beaches have red tide and kill people tho
They been fucking with him all thread
I'm fat
Pixar is making another movie with black people
why are these hue's seething in my Canada USA Mexico thread...?
imagine if all people looked exactly the same like ants do. life would be different
Sounds like another movie I shant be watching.
For a while the only people who got divorced were the rich and famous. It was a weird thing frowned upon by most normal Americans.
It soon spread to middle class families who it hurt, but were mostly able to recover.
Then it hit the lower classes, and it was a disaster. Broken homes became the norm.
These social trends follow a similar trend. Weird rich and famous bad behavior, taken up by some in the educated middle class, fully adopted by the lower class having the most devastating effects.
Almost every time I go to Walmart now, I see middle aged mothers walking around their trans kids wearing Cookie Monster pajamas.
i liked frozen
Clearly they fear what i might say
I can't breathe
the next disney princess should've been icelandic
he can't tell different races of ants apart
Brothers forever
why is the brazilian seething?
Anyone else going to watch the Northern Lights?
where's sexico?
why is western separatism on the rise?
Literally regretting my relationship because she's half asian and it's becoming a really big deal, I spent the whole day wishing I was just dating a white woman.
They would just fuck it up
as they say in canada never say never
So do it. Get rid of her. Let her know your ancestors didn't toil, suffer, strive, and survive just so you could chuck your genetics in the TOILET for some hapa bitch. Let her know she's GENETICALLY unworthy, I'd love to see how this pans out.
Soul was kino
half asian and half...white? what are you fighting over
What race is this man
one of these days I need to party with some rich Arabs
you absolute moron, happas are the best, second only to east asians
We getting arab money
t. incel virgin freak
i used to be a yellowfever fag thank god i was cured anyway thank you
Reggie. It's a race of its own.
rich
their food looks like an exploded goat
their food is literally an exploded boiled goat carcass
Arab food is vile.
eating on the floor with your hands surrounded by a bunch of ethnics and dirty animals… ahh the high life
we did not need to know you're an incel virgin freak
You ever taste static in your teeth when the phone dies
No
No
drinking milk
Enjoy t. Han- *slaps the glass out of your hand*
They changed the sirens last week. Used to be red, now they’re humming lower.That’s how you know the switch already happened
Yep. I really don't agree with the "but the food!" Argument. All my niggas boycott arab businesses
According to her, she's never fit in anywhere because she's not accepted by Korean because she's half white and she's just seen as an Asian girl in America. Apparently being a hapa is an insanely unprecedented occurrence in America that I can't possibly understand, and it caused her mental distress that I need to take her side on or else I'm disregarding and attacking her. Makes me wish I'd just knocked up that swedish girl or the redhead, would have been way easier on a long timescale.
rude
in iceland they drink RAW straight from the cow's tits
break up with her
Ronald Reagan stole my architecture
This causes salmonella
The fact that there are even arab businesses in Iceland is actually enraging to me.
Thirdie fatigue is reaching unprecedented levels and it's going to boil over in the next decade.
My heart drops whenever my mom sends me a text about money
im tired
read 90% of that and was expecting "sends me nudes"
disappointed.
of course it's easier to date a white girl if you're white they're not weird about being half racial because they're white
edging
I have work in 7 hours and I need to come up with a lie for my coworkers when they ask "what did you do this weekend" because I can't just say I played video games and jerked off 15 times.
I think I'm gonna go with one chill-out day and went to a state park on the other day.
What's wrong with "I played video games"?
people are gooning and also browsing this general long enough to make posts like "edging"
jerked off 15 times.
I know a canadian chick who lives here and she despises arabs and jeets. She has to take the bus to work so she sees them every day
i was watching spongebob think im gonna switch to koth
I guess it sounds too boring. I actually did go walk around downtown for like 2 hours so I'll probably just say video games and went downtown.
the Collyer brothers were two American brothers who became infamous for their bizarre natures and compulsive hoarding. The two lived in seclusion in their Harlem brownstone at 2078 Fifth Avenue (at the corner of 128th Street) in New York City where they obsessively collected books, furniture, musical instruments, and myriad other items, with booby traps set up in corridors and doorways to crush intruders. Both died in their home in March 1947 and were found (Homer on March 21, Langley on April 8) surrounded by more than 140 tons (127,000 kg) of collected items that they had amassed over several decades.
5 times a day isn't that much if you don't have anything else going on honestly
goonin and edgin
That's a fuck ton unless you're cumming inside a woman
are you guys really jerking off more than once a day
im on nofap
SpongeBob is so boring idk why people act like it's so good. Maybe I'm jaded because I associate it with mornings before school
Poor lass. Moves all the way to Iceland and she's still plagued by their filthy presence.
crazy that porn even exists
If you're cumming inside a woman you probably wouldn't need to cum 5 times a day because you'd actually feel satisfied after 2 or 3. Five times is feeding the empty hole behavior.
lol shut up fag tug your pudd
Giga whore
nah its great and legitimately funny at times, that's more than i can say for most comedy shows
huh?
It has its moments but it isn't better than cartoons especially made for adults like Futurama or South Park
you're angry because your life sucks
i disagree
Correct and my life sucks because I don't have a gf
At the same time I don't know how much having a gf is worth their maintenance
I'm angry because your life sucks and I know why. They have stolen your future from you and it's unjust.
What do you think is the funniest SpongeBob joke
you can't change the future
Is this the worst possible time to be alive in Western history? We're fully aware of them corrupting and co-opting our civilizations and yet nothing is done about it. I can't think of a time in history when the majority was so aware and yet they sat idly by and watched everything decay.
of course i can
**commits sepuku**
too easy
Impossible to decide, there are too many great ones
Do you think this is funny?
in a cosmic sort of way, yes.
well Mr funny man, what do you think of this?!
whaat it's just an ordinary krabby pat- OH MY GOODNESS
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