/brit/

paedophile

Greatest song of 2003
youtu.be/QSGa1dW_KoE

why do russians put BBC on all their planes and shit

The University of Aberdeen cut degrees in French, Gaelic, German or Spanish. In May, the university revealed it is looking at more courses to cut.

The University of Bournemouth announced they would stop recruiting new students for the BA in politics and the BA in English. The uni is considering scrapping Archaeology and anthropology, English, games programming and games software engineering, forensic biology, international hospitality management, international hospitalist and business management, international tourism and business management, nutrition, photography, and sociology and social anthropology, foundation years in environmental sciences, geography, occupational therapy and operating department practice (ODP).

Cardiff plans to scrap the religious studies and theology department and the ancient history courses.

The University of Kent scraps anthropology, art history, health and social care, journalism, music and audio technology, and philosophy and religious studies.

Kingston University cuts Criminal justice, criminology, English, international relations, modern European philosophy, and philosophy and contemporary critical theory.

The University of the West of England scraps all Drama degrees.

Not English though

Ugly ass incel

No Income

No job opportunities

Can't join the military

Depressed

Lost his temp job

Getting ready to KMS

interesting stuff

The iPhone was undoubtedly “better technology”, but did that make us stronger? Many disagree!

What are you

have read ISAIF
own the cioran one but not read it yet

Scottish

Legalise reading Mein Kampf on the tube

kraut on the filter

hmm defeats um

Lol good one

lmao why do you guys such pedos?

An iPhone is very powerful when used for practical purposes

well said

Missed this one lad
I’m going to read it on the tube but shake my head as I do so the other passengers know I disagree

But did it make man, more in tune with the nature of good things?

If I see this nonce in real life it’s over for blud

what happened to your flag noncehead

Didn’t realise it was the gays month

british means very little now. it will mean nothing in 50 years. if someone from northern ireland or scotland or wales can be british it's not that far a stretch to apply it to second gen nigerians and indians and pakis

the welsh are the only true british

Think it should mean anyone who is willing to fight and die for this country

This was always inevitable since the 90s
There's no reason for a country to have more than a couple dozen universities

where the fuck is the janny

Americans be like “oooh it’s cold today” while living on that same latitude as Egypt

WHY ARE THEY SO FUCKING FIT AAAAAAAA I'M ABOUT TO FUCKING SPUNK EVERYWHERE!!!!!

Soon

Giggled

sure we can let the goths settle, they promised to fight for rome after all!

british culture?

That’s already legal though

We’re funding a lot of it so yeah

why are dogs so scared of storms? have this little runt terrier just squirming because of some thunder

pookraine

Massive Russian retaliation expected…

why are humans not afraid of the sounds of the brilliance of nature? Because we ate the fruit of knowledge

As long as you're faithful to the Crown, The Crown doesn't care how 'British' you are.

Grim

I hope they escalate to nukes but you know nothing will happen.

Scranned the scran
Now onto the cans

Anoyne else on the cans? The lovely, lovely cans?

I'M FUCKED UP BY LIL SHAWTY SHE A VIBE
I'M FUCKED UP BY LIL SHAWTY SHE A VIBE
I'M FUCKED UP BY LIL SHAWTY SHE A VIBE

the crown is german and they have no power and half the country hates them

In bed with a nice cup of tea. Used a glycolic acid toner after my shower, then a vitamin c serum before putting on a Korean moisturising sheet mask.
Hard to sip my tea without it getting on the lip bit of the mask.
Suppose beauty has its price.

*looks at rorke's bookshelf*

bit brexity

^^^
Spaki dogshit zinger

poof
going to paint your nails too?

nah I'm eating a cucumber rn

In bed with a nice cup of tea. Used a glycolic acid toner after my shower, then a vitamin c serum before putting on a Korean moisturising sheet mask.

Hard to sip my tea without it getting on the lip bit of the mask.

Suppose beauty has its price.

first of all youre gay
secondly, tea at 11PM??? are you mental

have about 500 books in my room

All British business is now is hoping to get successful enough to be bought by foreigners

My name is Patrick Bateman.

mental how much zoomers got fucked over by their own compatriots

With what?

Keep buying books and never fucking reading them what’s wrong with me

...yh

You mock me but since I started doing this once a week I’ve gone from looking like a scruffy spotty pale tramp who lives under a bridge to someone with healthy looking skin who looks 5 years younger than he is.
Quite happy being a poof for half an hour on a Sunday if this is the result

Be a globalist. Have a Pepsi.

erm
based

I am not sure if I should finally end it because I am done with life I have no friends or anyone who actually cares about me

11 PM is my cutoff for tea with caffeine. Maybe he drinks some herbal infusion, do you still call it tea, or do you make a distinction?

i was joking i do skincare too

Poof

what’s your cutoff for slaughtering innocent children

The real doll really feels real

become a prolific pedophile rapist instead

Jews are not welcome in /brit/

fuck now I want to play Tropico again

Embrace hedonism, lad
I have and I like it

er
where you on Tor earlier?

Always annoyed me you could kill the kids i nthe game

screamning

Jews are very welcome in /brit/
Our Atheist Prime Minisister has a Jewish wife and is raising his children in the Jewish Faith after all

there was doo doo feces thrown all over the walls

drinking a protein shake

there's no rules here do as you will i struggle to imagine the average briton drinking tea at 11pm but godspeed to him as he tosses and turns all night

The last DLC is alright.

What do people do after they’ve finished shagging those things?
Carry a lifeless corpse over to the bathroom and shove a shower head up its rubber fanny to rinse it out?
Surely after the first go you have a look at yourself and think you need to sort yourself out.

Don't forget the massive Holocaust memorial and learning center we're building just for them outside the houses of parliament :)

Big if true

june by tigers jaw
june by penfold
two good songs called june

why is there an actual paedophile spamming /brit/

um
das ist kackegemälde

it cost 27 POUND to go from Heathrow Terminal 4 to terminal 2 what the fuck

.

pay the toll

The old divisions of Europe don't matter any more.

It's now simply Whites vs the rest. The brown biomass horde.

We need Paneuropean National Socialism and a White planet of 3 billion Aryans.

What toll

get the biomass bred
10 billion indians

Flaming June is a famous painting

youtube.com/watch?v=eqtqIBSMjkw

The Best sunday roast

Gary Eats

has had

on His channel !!

10* Out of Ten !! I`ll Eat That !!

Homophiles get the rope

Bought some Mcvities biscuits and they had turkish writing on them thought that was off only to find out that they are owned by a Turkish company now

That's England

Foreigns owning everything

I don't even know what the rich people in this country do any more. They don't own anything and sold all their land and businesses to foreigns.

Maybe my fortune will change for the better if I grow a beard.

Mad how many Indonesians there are and nobody gives a shit.
Might go make some Indonesian friends. They seem pretty cool.

Lads, what's late /brit/ like on a sunday

wasn’t that rapist indonesian

Our Atheist Prime Minisister has a Jewish wife and is raising his children in the Jewish Faith after all

I didn't know that. cool

tell that to the irish lol they'll watch their country become 99% brown and the last 1 will still blame the british

Is that mousey??

just gooned to arse wanking (I'm straight unfortunately)

I hate how everyone tells me not to kill myself even though it doesn't matter if I live or die since I have no family or friends

what the fuck is that monstrocity?

toby

Honestly insane.

And contrary to the natural order.

Why the hell are there 200m Nigerians and not 200m Danes?

strawberries and chocolate go insanely well together. God truly loves us

Europe has and will always divide itself

Hi Dan

the island of Java is almost the same size as England, with a population of 156 million

Michelin Starred for a reason, 3 month waiting list as well.
Proper Yorkshire Puddings. You only have Aunt Bessie ones (poor and too thick to make your own) so you wouldn't know.
Save the cope.

Nearly 300 million of them so I imagine at least one is probably a rapist yeah. I’ll try and avoid him

cream goes better with strawberries

losing a saved game is horrible

Looks reet nice

What game was it, lad?

umm...rorke what's that? *gestures down to rorke's fat ugly wooden club from Medievil shaped knob dragging on the ground*

dont think you've got any game to save

bet it was expensive

South Africa should be renamed South Zimbabwe at this point

my gamecube memory card corrupted the other year and i lost it all

It can't any more. The rising tide of colour is becoming unbearable.

no

Making friends. Might apply for some sort of foreign diplomat job in the morning

that shit in the white house the other week was wild

Two peas in a pod

The same guy who saw me look up suicide methods is trying to convince me not to die

never really bother with yank comedians but ive been on an absolute shane gillis binge for the past week now
his podcast with his mate matt is some of the funniest ive ever listened to

on r/britishnaughtybits again

Might just wank myself to death

And Jo'burg renamed Lagos

No-one cares

Europe was white and they couldn't stand themselves and warred for hundreds of years. Even now it's whites who favour coloureds and have put pro-coloured poilicies everywhere and welcomed them. Your war will be 50% of whites vs 50% of whites + all of the millions of blacks and brown and eskimos and yellows

Nah the AWB needs to take power

only like richard pryor and bernie mac me

they couldn't stand themselves and warred for hundreds of years

Non whites were an irrelevance then, except the occasional Turkic invasion.

WATCH THIS
WATCH ME GO

might go viral on tiktok

arse wiper

Marlon Brando bummed Richard Pryor

Loved mssp (before shane sold out). Loved theo vons solo podcasts (he gets old). Still love cumtown because it died while it was good. Loved athletico mice.

looks tasty but why do they serve it so stupidly wtf is this

do you talk to yourself when you play video games because I do

see that get?
thats mine

Another 3 TRILLION to pensioners

just emulate, lad

I tend to scream slurs at myself and punch myself in the face as punishment when I do badly

I'M JESUS
I'M THE DESCENDANT OF GOD

i have a gay thing for men

Are we announcing welfare state policies like they’re Eurovision votes now

well we didnt get it
hey ho

It's fucking cold, lads

need umposter gf [male]

my laptop is 9 years old

get drunk and flirt with me and put tits in my face

Get the pensioners euthanised

you my best friend and i'm fucking proud of you

irish wedder

Just reached 190 posts. Let's raise a toast to the master race guy himself

DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK DOOR STUCK

erm, well then, that could be a problem, lad

Why the fuck is your laptop 9 years old?
And assuming you literally mean 9 years old and have a 6th gen cpu:
youtube.com/watch?v=wJVktFltNmQ

Let's have a toast for the douchebags
Let's have a toast for the assholes
Let's have a toast for the scumbags

Diversity has won and not a shot was fired. In 20 years we'll be a minority and who will care? I'll still be drinking the odd sapporo if it's about and working a shit joh

You’ll get to a point where you watch so much Shane Gillis you start noticing how much he “jokes” about black guys being so much cooler than white guys and having bigger dicks etc. you can make excuse for the first few times then it gets concerning how obsessed he is

DEUS EX
HALF LIFE 2
TEAM FORTRESS 2
SAN ANDREAS

corr what a line up

EVERY ONE OF THEM THAT I KNOW
LETS HAVE A TOAST TO THE JERKOFFS THAT'LL NEVER TAKE WORK OFF
BABY I GOT A PLAN

nth for the gyaldem

Spilt some milk in the kitchen the other day so I turned around towards the invisible camera and gave an exasperated look down the lens.
Might be losing it.

mad how good gaming used to be

ohh here a ford mondeo

Do you think the country's becoming....feminized?
Do you think the country's becoming....feminized?
Do you think the country's becoming....feminized?
Do you think the country's becoming....feminized?

Zoomers don't know

another victim of the bastard wokeists

no pubes and no tits... Mmmm

I have full on conversations with myself out loud at home

prohibited

youre so close jamie

god I wish

I'm going to spend £5000 on a gaming PC that will be obsolete by the time GTAVI comes out

dat innie pussy

been doing this for yonks

The last time I was alone with a woman my age was 2019

think the gf will be shagging me tonight lads, like a good shag. can absolutely tell she’s in the mood all the signs are there

think of me in about 30 minutes, I will probably be having sexo x

Warwick Davis

Woke nonsense

£5000? Not £MMMMM then you roman numeral wanker

get him punted

yonks

Ok unc

vindicated on israel

vindicated at the polls (got more votes both times than starmer did)

vindicated on nationalization

vindicated by basically all his opinions

Starmer should step down out of shame and Corbyn should be put in power as an apology

Dancing like the midget in Twin Peaks whilst my pot noodle brews in the kitchen

Corbyn will save Albion

I don't want to shag
I want to find a woman to go on dates with and spend money on

in what world was corbyn - the biggest loser in labour history - vindicated at the polls

dont call them that anymore

faxxx

based

How to find a GFE but for a real woman

texting my gf good night

2014 for me

I'll send you my energy spirit bomb style so give her your best

Want big chebs in my face

Cuck

13 million votes in 2017
10 million in 2019 (after a huge slander campaign by every paper in the country)
9.7 million to starmer (even after the worst 14 years of the Tories history)

I never had and problem with my teeth my whole 25 years.

Got with gf for two years and now I had 3 of my wisdom teeth removed, 6 teeth with cavities filled, 2 with "catch-up" that require monitoring, tartar build-up.

My gf had bad oral hygiene because of her "corn syrup disguised as coffee"

very disturbed by this

got my third eye out

we won because we had more possession (lost 5-0)

en.uesp.net/wiki/Oblivion:Cirroc

found this guy today and couldn't help but laugh

corbyn is the arsenal of politicans

Kino

swear blind he sells me petrol at morrisons

A true nord of skyrim

If Corbyn had declared TMD he would've won 500 seats

Just get one from pcspecialist
I'll give you a quick one if you need, lad

can't tell if you're a seething starmercuck or a right winger. don't really care either way, it's all cope to me. jezza was more popular candidate by far.
they literally slandered him 24/7, makes you think...

had a little incel-sleep at 19:00 and just woken up. reckon I may have cocked up my sleeping pattern

dadberg had one of these

When I was younger I used to think japseye was a real medical term

The citizens of Bruma will remark positively on Cirroc and his efforts at integrating into the city's dominant Nord culture:

"Cirroc is a good healer. He's a Redguard, but you'd think he was a Nord, the way he acts."

"Good that we have a healer in town. Cirroc can fix most anything that ails you. After all these years, he almost seems like a Nord himself."

Other will concur:

"It's almost as if he grew up in Skyrim. I don't think the church likes it, but his healing skills are invaluable."

"He's certainly become more like a Nord over the years. Quite a competent healer, too."

He wasn’t popular at all
He was deeply hated, as all socialist charlatans should be

Night lads
Away we go tomorrow

Was doing that a lot last month... managed to f it all up another way though

mad how you could get rid of a good 2 billion or so people and it would honestly probably be a net gain for humanity

just don't go

do you moan when you wank

then why did he get so many votes compared to Starmer?
you've gotta be an absolute melt to do that

It's quite simple lads. Himmlerism.

Corbyn got barely any votes. He lost hundreds of seats and disgraced himself.

no but i mouthbreath with terrible posture which is arguably worse

I grunt

I only know boring stuff to talk about
I lost a lot of my passions in life

You're jewish

yeah and say the name of who i'm tossing to

aff tae bed

ktim

*gives you little forehead kisses*

You’re one of the most evil people alive

some intense wanks i had i had to moan but only when i came

Bad French divorced fisherman be like “I’ve lost my poisson and wife”

no that's fucking gay

women are just as emotionally fragile, psycopathic and retarded in a random simulation

there's no saving 'em

Speer, ja. Ein weltfremde unberechenbaren kuenstler

When ready to play with my cock

the asians have the right idea
the western school system demands people work on their weaknesses the most
the eastern school system maximises their strengths the most

Alarmberg set for 06:30

*picks up an Asian school child above my head and launches them into a lake*
Not so smart now are they?

we were too nice to the browns, but I'm not going to be