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/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico

FOR THE KING FOR THE LAND FOR THE MOUNTAINS
FOR THE GREEN VALLEYS WHERE DRAGONS FLY
FOR THE GLORY THE POWER TO WIN THE BLACK LORD
I WILL SEARCH FOR THE EMERALD SWORD

Nagatoro uber alles

for me, it's the prez

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want a trade union job

no apprenticeships

feels bad man

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my name is mohammed. nice to meet you

you want some ham, moo ham mad?

I am muslim

I have been for like a year actually, ramped it up to once or twice a day because it wouldn't take. Thought it was me at first but I got tested and I was a-ok. Turns out that an auto-immune disorder she has makes a natural conception extremely unlikely, so we've been saving up for ivf ever since

assuming you're both white

As the driven snow

Companies that used to push pride month ads are avoiding doing so this year because of the Trump admin. They've decided to reallocate that money to internal diversity and inclusion initiatives. Less homo and brown ads, more homo and brown employees. Nice job.

Why do you dislike Jews so much, Moe?

I sure hope my plants are getting enough sunlight.

Destroy everything that exists

I have never eaten corn bread

Lost a little respect for FK after learning he's Jewish. Balkan was fine, but jew crosses the line.

very sad story i hope you can have a kid, anyway, thank you

thought he was german

Whitest russian

Ethnic balcon jew. Born and raised German.

Finna bouta shave my hole body hair but reluctant because the last time I did this my chesticles didn't look as nice

no thanks i had kebab

you say wut

When I was younger I really liked when a girl was waxed or clean shaven, but as I got a little older I started appreciating a tasteful amount of hair

Modernity will find you.

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That explains his political views

pussy hair

bodyhair

it's only pretty if it's blonde or red

I'm unemployed

SWEET LOVELY DEATH, I AM WAITING FOR YOUR BREATH

complains about modernity

while holding a machine gun

Do you still watch much anime, lum bro

I need a gf

phoneberg autocorrected "toilet paper" to "toilet pepper".

Alcohol worsens your ability to balance, doesn't enhance it

grim

copberg in the back

wypipo don't seezin dey toilets

i am just bummed out because i applied for a buhzillion summer internships in the usa and europe and got jack shit and now i'm stuck here for summer which fucking sucks i wish i was in fucking estonia working and making euros fuck a duck!!!

installing a mod award

you lucked out everyone here wishes they had an asuka girl

Tbf it's not like that but it's this weird hunched over stance found on shit tok but I can't find a picture

Do you still watch much anime, lum bro

lum > sailor venus > asuka
lum from 1978, thank you

I wonder how many schizophrenics see memes like this and actually decide to base their life off said memes

pour mio, sailor saturn

most ted larpers would go insane in 2 hours without internet

they were doing that live in the woods shit before memes were even a well known thing.

This fucks up your back really fucking bad

go innawoods to get away from industrial civilization

die in a wildfire

Increasingly many such cases.

I got $2 and I’m 4ft

I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

Leafoid wildfires is why didn't have a sunny weekend. You people are Calipoornian tier

Yup. We've had terrible logging and forest management for decades.

Astrology is foid nonsense to excuse poor behavior but it doesn't surprise me that I have the same astrological sign as orange man, ye and the unabomber

business idea: cry

theres nothing hotter than when theres that strand of spit going from her mouth to your cock
fuck

just brushed my teeth

cum ded because there are no e-personalities to argue over. i dreamed of this

fuckboy jihad

just diarrhea'd. not sure why

why is god so evil

Because you deserve it

did those babies deserve it too

What are your thoughts and opinions on Ayesha Erotica?

you like that one huh

Bernadette Peters is like a thousand years old and she mogs these gross east asian skin bleachers with an eating disorder

asians will never be white no matter how hard they try

I genuinely think they will when designer babies becomes a thing.

i need physical intimacy NOW!!!!!!!
I NEED CUDDLES!!!!!!!!!

got a screengrab of a guy pointing. just when i thought this wasn't going to be a productive day.

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odds shower
evens dont shower

hermano please the whole block smells you

asians want to be white so bad its sad. they dye their hair blonde, bleach their skin and wear blue contact lenses.

He's pointing at the fake sun simulation

whiter than you, mohammed

Everyone wants to be white. That's why some people are openly racist towards us.

denounce Mohammed

Ofcourse
If I search this up and it's an obese nigger I'm coming for 9/12

Based Steve, this guy is wholesome. Gonna get the telescope out tonight and stargaze. Hope Steve's doing OK.

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Mexico must be intolerable in the summer. That's why white people go in the winter.

Corny ahh

All Mohammeds are pedo child rapists.

She might not be black, but she's definitely a dirty nigger

Did he actually post that he’s Jewish? Pls link if so

why is that sad? every race finds their lightest skinned members the most beautiful.

take it up with evolution.

thinkin bout going to rallys

Why are Russians so terrible at war wtf

Are Americans even cutting booze with fent now

If I search this up and it's an obese nigger I'm coming for 9/12

Well it's a troon so

its sad because they hate themselves

who said they hate themselves

The one time I went to the hospital and they gave me a fent drip I truly understood how people get addicted to that shit. I felt like was floating

wanting to be another race

Listening to Lynyrd Skynyrd

they dye their hair blonde, bleach their skin and wear blue contact lenses.

Blacks do that too?

Their strat is to throw bodies at the problem, until they win.

posting the edited version

leaving out perversion

and you call yourself a Mexican?

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So everyone but whites shouldn't be allowed do dye their hair or wear colored contacts? seems vaguely racist

i denounce you

I quite enjoyed the opiates I had in hospital due to a surgery in the moment, but the absolutely brutal comedown was enough to not want them again

I remember reading on Anon Babble years ago that some women actually enjoyed rape. Idk where these ideas or stats came from, but apparently some women had reported actually coming while being raped. If this is true, what are the legal implications? Is it still rape if she comes?

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Where is the best place to move to in the Pacific Northwest for someone trying to get into the IT industry? I've heard Boise's tech sector is growing

no they dont
they can, just not white features eg. blonde and ginger hair, blue and green eyes etc

Different leaf, but I don’t really think anyone should be wearing coloured contacts or dying their hair. You’re evolved to have a certain phenotype with certain facial features and pigmentation. Swapping it out for something fake usually looks worse than what is natural imo

its summer in this part of the globe doe

no they dont

they do all the time nigga

fuck the IT industry, i hope you end up mopping floors in a gas station.

Wyoming as Pacific Northwest

Bruh

We don't live on a globe. Earth is flat

i used to have brown-red hair and it turned black i'd never dye it since it damages hair my hair is long and straight

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Earth is fart

I could have another world power in a minute, matter fact china will fall in a minute, babyyyy

when have you ever seen a black with blonde hair and blue eyes?

Fartpilled cavemen, keep posting retarded shit.

dekeract earther

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What if the Earth is like a cell in a giant organism?

nigga stop pretending you've never encountered nicki minaj and the millions of black foids who copied her look

I remember reading on Anon Babble years ago that some women actually enjoyed rape

seek help

it’s true

some people enjoy getting their balls crushed too who cares what you read on Anon Babble

all black female celebrities get millions of dollars in plastic surgery to look whitish/bogged

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What was the percentage of women who orgasm during rape?

it's the most popular fantasy and the most reported trauma associated with actual rape is that they got turned on and orgasmed from it. they find this disturbing.

dude... what if... we're all like... in a simulation bro...

The only attractive urkelkin are natural queens

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its true though

Uncle Ted was right. We've spent the last few decades slipping farther into the ether. Farther from God. Farther from hope. From our potential.

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they just wear wigs nigga

POV: You just gave me a compliment

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people enjoy weird fucked up fantasies it's the least remarkable thing about humans and has zero implications legally speaking we're getting very close to goshcel tier discussion

Since I have no family how or friends how bad would it be for me just take a grey hound bus and find a temp job? I am trying to find places we're I can crash

Nicki Minaj is weird because she does all sorts of stereotypical white girl hairstyles, and sometimes they look good on her and sometimes they look awful

Is it really so bad to fuck a fat girl?

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I RAPED YOUR MOTHER TODAY
AND IT DOESN'T MATTER MUCH TO ME, AS LONG AS SHE SPREAD

uh oh stinky…

I run my computer strictly from command prompt

Put shitalian tooth paste on my face because pipo online said it was good

2016 ahh post

based and rapepilled

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uh oh stinky sisters…

just install linux at that point, gayboy

Gonna tell my mom I'm protestant now just to see if she chimps out

What if she protests

maybe she'll leave a note on his door

i never really believed guys who claimed to have fallen in love with a game or cartoon character. I think it's a form of cope that they developed after a devastating rejection IRL.

LOL

Update: face is burning they were right

haha

This is very dangerous for Our Democracy

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man i really dont care

Every single foid game or cartoon character has a has fanbase of of >14 year old girls and gay men

wtf when did the raiders move

that's the spirit.

but you should care, just not about the thing they tell you are important.

why do all mexicans like the raiders?

Isn't it obvious

cause its either the raiders, the chargers or the sissy 49ers

no. I figured they'd empathize with the Cleveland Browns more

Does anyone have a bump for a fucking slut?

I don't really have the money or time for hobbies anymore even while unemployed sadly I can't do anything but sit in my room and rot

Zesty ahh

poor kitty has been through a lot. rip

She won't buy him his tendie dipping sauce.

All based teams.

I would never do that
The cat probably killed its previous owners

I got my cattoid from craigslist

The Florida couple, who had been living out of a U-Haul van, had climbed over a railing and tumbled to their deaths.

those cunts had better not been committing suicide with that poor cat.

Looks just like here with wider roads

Fucked beyond belief I will try to sleep

fartass

Gonna get drunk and watch the stars. Jews can't take the cosmos from you, no matter how hard they try.

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Jealous, I wish I could watch stars

yeah freak her with your nuts yeah that'll get her

they(the bourgeoisie) already have in most of the developed world

there are no bad students, just bad teachers

Ehhh

Don't be such misogynists. Tone it down a lil ok

Very very based. You know there'll be Northern Lights tonight right? I'm going to go and take pictures.

Women shouldn't be forced to be in the kitchen all day.
How would they clean the rest of the house if they were stuck in the kitchen?

I'm not opening that but I'm assuming it's some sort of fag shit.

based. someone needs to clean the shower after my asian masseuse visits

Years ago they try ta

I love and respect women. Except when I'm watching porn then I'm definitely not respecting women LOL

hmm, you make a valid point anon

Hot white women are the most valuable thing in the world.

Classic

based brothers in nature, don't forget where we came from.

Even if they don't say it out loud, they themselves believe this

My old high school buddy was doing a thing for his birthday together and a bunch of us went and we had a good time today

i visited yosemite for the first time in april.
hiked to the falls and camped overnight. was beautiful.

IF YOU AINT GOT NO MONEY TAKE YO BROKE ASS HOME

you shall not covet your neighbors wife

but you covet what you see every day

One of my favourite pleasures in life is to have a hot bath. I have one almost every day. I believe this is likely the result of a secret hidden desire to return to the safety and comfort of the womb. Say it with me now: Unbirth me! Unbirth me! Unbirth me! Unbirth me! Unbirth me! Unbirth me! Unbirth me!

exquisite. keep exploring and appreciating the world we have before it's ruined.

Niggas Are Heiling Hitler--Here's Why That's A Good Thing

*releases a large vape cloud with a mango scent*

Why do I keep cumming within 2 minutes while jerking off?

I saw an group of broccoli zoomers in the wild today. they were all vaping and one was wearing Ugg shoes (a boy).

playing the stardew valley expanded mod

been having sex with some babes lately

Thoughts on people who have rats as pets

flamethrower terror attack in Colorado

That's a new one

your penor is subpar

Read this as something else at first

Zoomers are all very zesty we need to bring back the 'no homo' mentality

I thought the pedo-leaf got a Brazilian proxy lol

I’m a zoomer and I’m a pretty faggy retard with my tangy weed vape and my crocs and my sparkly phone case. But I just like being myself :)

I just saw the Starjew Tranny OC I posted 4 years ago on Anon Babble show up on my fucking facebook feed this morning kek
You're also a faggot for playing expanded

that's not the real you

Anyone playing Nightreign

Crocs are comfy as hell dawg.

new medicaid rules will require people to actually work and continue reporting their work

How is this being framed as a bad thing?

you're better than that

I don't play video games. I don't have anything I like to do. When people ask me what I like I shift around uncomfortably

fern my waifu
havent watched frieren btw

When people ask me what I like I shift around uncomfortably

What a great save, that surely doesn't make you look 100x weirder than just saying "nothing".

*pisses aggressively*

Same

Lots of white bitches in SoCal with last names like "Ramirez" and "Lopez", what's up with that?

Both republicans and democrats don't want the real documents about epstein to be released

AYO is someone do be fryin chiggen in hiya???

the common anime fan in 2025:
(it takes one to recognize one)

went to canes award

about ready to go to SE Asia and shout out “who wants to be an American?"

THIS is the type of fucking content im on youtube for unironically
racism o algo

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Turning Elvis in to a gay boyband

Absolutely disgusting

you get yourself that asian cockwarmer wife, king

learn the oboe.

&pp=ygUWZ2F2aW4gc3VzcGljaW91cyBtaW5kcw%3D%3D

IP grabber

"the common image of cavemen dragging women by the hair and clubbing mammoths hardly captures the complexity of their daily existence"

sometimes theres beauty in simplicity okay

ip grab these nuts

Could really use a six pack right meow.

ip masquerena

i have 5 of these strawberry lagers in my fridge still because i didnt like the first one yesterday
you can have em desu

wish the jews would just leave us alone.

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gooned award

You could use a good kick to the head

They probably played basic games. The natives had various stick and ring games, that would train hand-eye coordination. Like trying to keep the ring to keep rolling, or throwing spears/shooting arrows through it.
They probably widdled wood and drew on their leather clothes.
Just the basic shit though.

your mother could use a good dick to the head

To me, beer has 2 options: drinkable or undrinkable. I've never drank a beer and thought "this is so good, I'd even drink it if it didn't get me drunk". I think most of that gimmick shit exists so that redditors can pretend to be refined by acting like they enjoy something that only the "initiated" can tolerate

There was a cream ale that didn't taste like shit.

Ok but you pretty much just described it as "drinkable" which is what I said

Sleeman's Honey Brown ale is as close to a real mead as you can get without buying an actual hone-based meade. Truly one of the best beers ever made.

Mead isn't beer.

There ate no good games to play. Life sucks.

OK but it's in the same realm.

chocolate stout is really good

I don't think you know what a boy band is

Mopey faggots singing sad songs

my life is a loop and im dying inside
there is no escape from this purgatory

2 more weeks. I'm sure he'll return.

Olivia, I had no idea you were that kind of woman. I’m breaking off our engagement!”

“We know all your designs are plagiarized! Get out!”

Olivia returns home after a stressful day at work to find that her fiancé has abruptly broken off their engagement.

In addition, her stepsister claims credit for her designs, and her in-laws kick her out of her home and store.

Olivia, having lost everything, went to the royal capital clutching the letter of recommendation her father had left her.

In the royal capital, she worked hard and eventually opened her own store.

Everything seems to be going well until she receives an invitation to the wedding of her stepsister and ex-fiancé.

And for some reason, the invitation is accompanied by a letter of command from the town lord.

(I don’t want to go, but I can’t say no because of the difference in status).

When she is at a loss, a young man, a friend of hers, comes forward and offers to go with her.

This story is about a girl who has hit rock bottom and is trying her best to regain what was taken from her while trying her best to be happy.

Water dragons are another name for undines which is an elemental and is used to drawn power from to perform magic. This is also associated with a kind of aquatic salamander

god why is there a hole in my mustache

explain

I knew you didn't know what a boy band is
They sing pop love songs, retard. They're a corporate manufactured group put together to appeal to tween girls.
How can you be so stupid?

It's only been, what, two thousand some odd years? I'm sure any day now

Belgian cherry krieke cider tastes better than any soda

Boy bands haven't existed for decades, boomer.

Are you converting
What happened

you know how people do that thing where they subconsciously start copying stuff from someone they like/respect/etc
you can tell when a woman is legit into you because she'll just start copying your isms
for example this current girlberg has started referring to her dog as 'the baby' because thats all ive called him for like, 2 weeks straight

you ever go to a hospital you try out their hand sanitizer. they have the good shit. does not dry your hands out. it's a completely different feel than that Purell goo.

this is called mirroring. i try to be conscious of it so i dont do it too much.

My family does this a lot without realizing it and it makes me feel like I'm living with a bunch of NPCs

No you don't, you just need nature.

Because they have to apply it several times a day.
The hand sanitizer we use is expected to be used only when necessary(rarely).

You just need material fulfillment

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im back

the baby

do dogfaggots really LMAO

No you don't, you just need A YOUNG AND LOVING WHITE GIRLFRIEND AND WIFE

You're black

NEW

I wish I could have just one day of my life without either of my parents in it. One day they will die and I will regret these words. I love them and I would never cut off contact. But goddammit, it’s every day with these people. It’s just always something.

no

women have unmet maternal instincts

i got so much anger in me
got no way to let it out

hes jusht a baybee

ie mopey faggots singing sad songs