Why are Americans so obsessed with us????

i am asking because i was hoping you aren't struggling, little Anon Babblebro

im obsessed with german women
absolute angels

Are you bots?

No I only top (15cm, uncut)

I meant robots, not bottoms.

That's good because I'm not a bottom

You are for sure a comedian though. A beautiful one.

I do get a few laughs here and there but I don't only have fans on Anon Babble

I've LITERALLY never seen an american talk about germany on here.
Are you high?

Are you high?

I was raised catholic, anon. I don't do drugs and I drink in moderation, like, a beer or two from time to time

America.

The mere muttering of this name is enough to drive any German into a spastic fit. Americans sought only to be a nation independent of their British overlords. They destroyed the tyranny ruling over them, becoming a democratic nation free of kings and emperors. They unified a whole continent, and rose as a world authority after establishing friendly relationships on equal terms with various nations around the world. They achieved all this in less than 200 years. Americans represent everything Germans wish they were. The funniest thing about it is that Americans were never aiming towards becoming a world superpower. They reached it as a side-effect of being decent, likable people worthy of trust. Americans are peace-loving people by nature.

But not even them could stand by and witness such tragedies perpetrated by the most ignoble of people. The Americans went to war and immediately crushed the powerless, incompetent, German "war machine". But even with such righteous anger in their hearts, the Americans couldn't bring themselves to end these incomplete human beings. So they tried to teach the Germans democracy. but even so...

"Germany went to war alone against the whole world and lost. This is obviously the Jewish people's fault."
t. Adolf Hitler

The Germans wasted their second chance and went to war a second time. Obviously, they were crushed just as easily as before, but this time, America was too late to save six million innocent Jews. The Holocaust lives on as both the single most despicable act ever committed in history, as well as Germany's only deed worthy of note.

The Second World War finally brought to an end the short-lived unified Germany, as both America and the communists tried once again to see if the Germans have any capacity in their brains to learn anything besides racism, xenophobia, imperialism and anti-semitism.

But Americans frequently succumb to one of their few vices:
Eagerness to forgive.

This is SO hot

you saying you have only fans somewhere else too?

I know who you are

Oh tummyboy...

du bist süße, based german autist

i love you so much it's unreal

I appreciate your directness and lack of fake pleasantries. Also this

I miss uncle Hitler everyday.

everyday

holy fuck why are mutts like this i swear to fucking god

I'm very attracted to German boys and I like German stuff in general

Why do you love German boys so much

good views on things most of the time, easy to get along with, attractive

We also smell nice

ehhh, at least you guys aren't french or british

That was NOT me

It was you.

yes the germans have natural odor that I find agreeable

Some people linger a little longer when they go in for a hug and I think it's not just because of my perfume

Mmm…I don't know just you guys need to the next hitler

In submarines the sailors share beds so as one leaves another joins. I bet the German twink submarines smell nice. German pillow smells.,..

who's the german guy who uses anime reaction images

German twink submarines

Great, now I have a boner