i'll start
ITT : shitholes with god tier geography
what makes their geography god tier?
you made this country you should know
also obligatory
I know it was a German colony
still what makes you think their geography is god tier? I don't get it.
surrounded by blacks
god tier geography
no
Literally the shittiest geography possible. No mountains, enemies everywhere, undefendable, no access to the ocean, half the country is too cold to be settled...
No mountains
you don't need mountains
enemies everywhere
all their neighbors are small and weak except China, and China and Russia are separated by vast desert/steppe/taiga
undefendable
no, as history has shown their vastness makes defense easier
no access to the ocean
only fair point
half the country is too cold to be settled
still leaves a ton of territory
also global warming will help
they've got lots of mountains
you don't need mountains
Mountains are the only reason a landlocked people don't go schizophrenic. That's why Italy, Switzerland, and Hungary sit on their asses while the Poles, Russians, and Germans sperg out every hundred years.
all their neighbors are small and weak except China, and China and Russia are separated by vast desert/steppe/taiga
China to the south, Japan and the United States in the far east, the -stans which are no longer in their sphere, Iran, Turkey, and the Azerbaijanis south of the Black Sea—those are opposing empires. Then there's the entire NATO to the west, and Ukraine… shall we talk about it?
no, as history has shown their vastness makes defense easier
You've got cause and effect backwards. They're that vast because the country is impossible to defend. Once an invasion starts (Polish, Swedish, French, German), they can only retreat thousands of kilometers while massacring their own people.
still leaves a ton of territory also global warming will help
Just two more weeks and it will all have been worth spending three and a half centuries in the tundra.
From Brussels to Moscow, there are no mountains worth mentioning.
most interesting geography in all of latam
landlocked
*a country that is not an island
No mountains, enemies everywhere, undefendable
None of this matters when they have the largest nuclear arsenal in the world
Iran is pretty good
So is India
thread about geography
muh nukes
Your geography making you vulnerable to invasion is irrelevant in modern times, yes
No
Iran is China/Mexico/Thailand tier, developing still but not a shithole
Shithole is not a scientific label. Belgium is also a shithole but it's rich
How many wetbacks were prevented from crossing the river by your atomic bombs?
Iran is nicer than your "country"
Don't get so offended
They're not an invading army and they're here intentionally for cheap labor
None taken, you're just a made up fake porn country full of rude guidos and eurotrash. I'm just making sense of the objective empirical data presented before me.
mkay lol
Is it so hard to stay on topic you bickering negresses?
made up fake porn country full of rude guidos and eurotrash
You of all people should know better than to make such a bold accusation.
You talkin’ to me Guido? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Then who the hell else are you talking… you talking to me? Well I’m the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to? Oh yeah? OK.
Like father like son
cucked by djbouti but they could have a cause to annex it if they ever got their shit together
Mozambique is fucking beautiful and fucking poor