/cum/ - Canada, United, Mexico

Taco bell mogs them all

Sounds woke

Vado e fare colazione

walmart bread: $1.50 (cheapest loaf available)
smallest pack of sliced cheese: $2.28 (this is american slop processed cheese product not actual "good cheese" like in the quote)
roast beef: $4.25 (ultra thin sliced cheapest available)
Total: $8:03

Big mac: $7.10 for just the burg $11.09 for the meal or if you are smart and download the app a big mac is free with $1 purchase and that deal is available just about every single day so the true price for building your own meal would be $4.10 for fries+$2.30 for a drink+$1 for the big mac
True total: $7.40

That island below Sicily is pantellaria, not Malta. This map is incorrect

why is A19 deleted (the autostrada in sicily with no number?)

youtube.com/watch?v=gWBdI-U5zuI

he said beef OR cheese. you think you deserve beef and cheese you stupid chud?

But you can make more than one sandwich with all that bread and cheese?!

buona colazione allora

you can make multiple sandwiches with the ingredients though

I want a twinky bf

post some ratchet ho with massive tits

Whataburger quality has gone done majorly in recent years, their patties are often dry to the point of being gross these days and you're luck if the buns aren't stale and hardened around the edges, this is a universal thing as well not just one location

K

Seems like they're using the time abroad as a framing device to be able to explain to the audience what happened in the time gap without having to use flashbacks every 2 seconds. When they first talked about the show it seemed like Bobby was gonna be the main focus so I have no idea if they tweaked that or if it's still true. Either way doesn't look too good

Pipo always hype up whataburger, five guys, that weird californian one or shake shack like it's not just another place that serves burgers and fries

Peggy a huge loud mouth who argues with everyone lived in Saudi Arabia during the time women weren't allowed to leave the house

Surprised she wasn't beheaded tbqh

When are you joining the 41%?

Yes retard read the post he is replying to the initial post said upfront cost is more but per meal cost is cheaper and that would still not address the fact that the quote that is replying to says that "good cheese" and that you'll enjoy it more, you are not going to enjoy a dry tasteless white bread with ultrathin sliced beef and processed cheese on it more than a any sort of burger with sauce it's that simple if he had said with sauce and that the cost is comparable he would have an argument but in his rush to be smug he proved himself wrong

massive tits

At least put a lil effort in gahdamn

You only say that because you’re gay

Sliced chicken, muenster cheese slice, spinach, honey mustard, and whole wheat bread. Total is cheaper than a big mac meal and I get multiple sandwiches out of it.

Takes like 2 minutes to put together. Niggas just be lazy and waste money.

Anti terrone discrimination

anything in mcslop is worse than the lowest of the low groceries

done with all of my work for the day
time to play some solitaire on Windows 95
i want to live my italian dream on lake como

too big

For me, it's minesweeper

fk posted an actually attractive girl

it's a miracle

I like this edition

Yeah its still fast food but whataburger used to at least be higher quality fast food that tasted better than 99% of other drive throughs, since being bought out they've turned to shit though

(Braums was and is always better thoughbeit actual 10/10 when it comes to fast food burgers)

this beer tastes so good i might have to go grab another six of them

Cracked open another ice cold Radler (alcohol free)

Accelerationism

Been awake since 2 am. This has been a long ass day

that feel when you clean your air conditioner filter

I don’t know what this means

I never eat out other than pizza because it's made by teenage White girls and safe to eat and homemade is too much work.

if you learn how to cook and buy store brand stuff, groceries are so much cheaper a month its unreal

Hatsune Miku is NOT a troon

Im gonna get wingstop delivered buds

i don't need an air conditioner filter, because i don't need an air conditioner. i just rawdog nature like god intended.

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don't use the t word
youtube.com/watch?v=vWohIMWDtmY

How much are you tipping

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I am starving but momberg is going to make her gross dinner

He specifically describes nice ingredients for his “recipe,” so I don’t know what is the point in calculating the cheapest possible goyslop sandwich with preservative bread and process cheese product

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Let me guess: you "need" more?

Tale of Two Wastelands is a total conversion project that seamlessly merges Fallout 3 and its DLC into Fallout: New Vegas, allowing both games to be played in a single playthrough. It upgrades Fallout 3's mechanics to those of FNV, while balancing both games to feel like you're playing one full game (instead of two different games using the same character).

New Vegas mechanics like the companion wheel, companion perks, weapon mods, crafting, recipes, harvestable plants, and poisons have been added to the DC wasteland items, NPCs, and world.

TTW also restores some cut content, fixes hundreds of thousands of bugs, add some items, changes the level cap from level 50 to 60, alters the FO3 bobbleheads to give mini perks (since it's already too easy to max SPECIAL and Skills in TTW), and more.

TTW isn't just FO3 in FNV. It has become a unique game, with its own balance, fixes, changes, additions and other unique things that differentiates it from both FO3 and FNV.

White people become more scarce

instead of being displaced by blacks/browns on the sexual hierarchy as some predicted the scarcity makes the demand for White people increase

JBW bros, we eatin good!

you say terrone because they're southern
i say tyrone because they're southern
you and me, we're not so different

There is a burgerplace near me that is constantly shit on on the community facebook and city subreddit as being overpriced and the owner being a predator that tries to fuck his employees (who cares don't work there then?) I went alone a few weeks ago though and it was legitimately the best burger I've ever had it was kind of pricey but it was super high quality and filling and the waitress was hitting on me and gave me a free beer

24A

Terrone is Mizrahi

Its pronounced "tear-rone"

Could be worse, I gotta meet an ethnic girl at her house and she gonna make me weird ethnic food but I gotta act like I love it so I can hit

Because if the cheapest slop available is over the price already then good quality is going to be way over the price

Everyone on earth belongs to an ethnic group

Typical wing stop customer

Its kinda sad but I could never gain weight when I lived with my mom. But after moving out with the gf, I eat so much more its unreal.

I now realize my mom just isn't that good of a cook. I still love you tho mommy, but your food is bland.

Sounds kind of Greek

I've been with a total of three girls who could cook and they were all Mexican so the food was good at least

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Yellow fever faggots, our response?

Some central americans are so racially mixed you can not determine their country of origin or race just by looking at them.

I would so hard

For every insane woke slant there are ten white girls like that if we are being honest senpai

They literally cant stop thinking about white penis

Well no shit all Mesoamerican natives look the same and they're all mixed with Spaniards
They're the same race
Fun fact: Columbus Day is the Day of the Race (Dia de la Raza) in Latin America

my wife wants to peg me but I gave the condition that I get to try putting it in her pooper and she hasn't given me a final answer

no it doesnt

youtube.com/watch?v=fjY737t32Is

Mental illness.

my wife wants to peg me

Your woman does not respect you

Beaners engage in BWC worship rituals in their home countries

The question of whether you’d let her peg you sounds like a shit test (no pun intended)

Thank you based Spain for instilling the Malinchismo into millions of Indios

I’ve never once heard a White woman say that all White men should be castrated, or anything even close to that, let alone there being 10x more of them

This is a BANGER
youtube.com/watch?v=AJbShe2zEqI

14 year old chudjeet in a leather trenchcoat stabbed an old granny to death yesterday. Only in Canada!

Is Ukraine winning?

I'm willing to try it since it apparently feels good, but its a very new experience and I think its only fair we both get something new we want.

I’ve never once heard a White woman say that all White men should be castrated

Blud has never used social media lol, if you include "white" jews that number would probably be 20x lol

Russia will win when Palestine wins

asians, latinx, and black women CANNOT stop thinking about BWC

Unironically yes, because they haven't given up yet. That's basically all it takes

I need an athletic blonde white woman to save my bloodline

if you include "white" jews

If you include hostile foreigners, that’s not relevant to the point I was making

Imagine if in the Afghan War we only occupied a small portion of Afghanistan while struggling to make any real gains
Would pro-Russian Chuds say America was winning? We actually occupied the place and set up a regime that just collapsed when we left, but people say we lost.

Saar…

They lost

Nazi's defending Berlin in 1945 are winning because they haven't given up yet

C'mon nigga. I don't think they're totally screwed, but they're not winning right now.

wow I can’t wait to find out what it feels like to take a big constipation shit

My wife is the most typical American mutt out there
Mostly English, some French, and some Italian

banned book speakeasy

ook inside

the most easily obtainable books in existence

Literally the only time I managed to get laid was when I was in Japan for 6 months for work. I fucked like 30 girls there.
I have never been managed to go on a date in America.

Don’t lie

Wasn't aware Russia was besieging the capital of Ukraine while a second and third front from the west and south quickly occupies the rest of the country
I thought that it was more like when the German Empire invaded France and occupied the northeastern portion before getting bogged down and eventually losing

I'm too old for that shit

Need her

It was college for me, specifically my junior and senior years
Haven't dated since college since I've been with the same person though

italy looks like shoe

I was going to make a joke about some actual banned books and related cocktails, but I don’t want to get put on some watchlist :)

Austrolepethicus need they edumacation n sheit...

It's not even close to berlin '45, though. For one, russia hasn't been able to push into or passed sny major cities since the first year of the war and for two, russia's ability to fight has degraded along with ukraine's. It's a bitter slug fest, and it certainly is grim

If I got deported id be pretty sad

Doesn't hurt to try it once though. It's not like I'm gonna put in a big giant dragon dildo that'll rip my ass open and require surgery.

nothing against muscular women but if your delts look like that it's like come on now

Ypipo seethe at this display of culture

Finland looks like a pair of testicles

No balls you troon out RIGHT NOW

here we go uu

A life without dancing isn’t worth living

only 5%

zamn get these niggas mo money fo dem programs

Where they actually cutie japs? I know there are a lot of busted looking girls in asia that get foreign cock because it's all they can manage

Blahpipo be failin at they courses at all black colleges with all black staff cuzza racism or sumshi mah nigga

cummypies, im drinking covfefe

and another stray

Doesn't hurt to try it once though

Isn’t it very likely to literally hurt if you only try it once?

Krista Jane Heflin

White woman who used to have a whole Jewtube account about mass castration of men. She later humorously faked her own death when she got doxxed by some MRA accounts. Idk why you are acting like these types of foids don't exist.

I really don't care for dancing, personally. I don't get it. It does nothing for me

I went to a shithole college with a low graduation rate, the very first day of the intro math class the professor said everyone in rows whatever through whatever stand up (half the class), that's your year 1 retention rate at this place, everyone in rows whatever through whatever sit down (another half) that's your year 2 retention rate, he did it 2 more times then said, you probably think that's your graduation rate right? Wrong the average time to get a degree here is 5 years half of those of you remaining sit down, there that's your graduation rate anyway good luck

Isn't it late?

me irl

i'm about to put my life savings into bitcoin

why are you taking pics of me? let me eat in peace

Russia isn't running out of manpower anymore time soon. Putin is also a dictator that can do whatever he wants, while supplies to Ukraine relies on Western democracy. Orcs still have the advantage, and I still think it's just gonna end with Russia keeping Donbas. At best, Ukraine gets NATO protection along the border a la the Berlin wall.

it's 4:06pm. im only 30 mins late

Think I got beard trimmings betwist my fingers something is very itchy there

Russia won't win, they'll eventually leave just like we eventually left Vietnam and Afghanistan
Russians are subhuman and can't even have failed adventures anywhere outside of Europe anymore

Is she an editor at the New York Times, like the Zhang in the pic, or are you citing some literally who nobody with no impact

Russia this, Ukraine that. At least we can ALL agree jeets suck and Mohammed was a pedophile right /cum/?

UH-OH TERRONE'S GONNA HAVE A MELTY
But yes
FUCK JEETS
FUCK MUHAMMAD

russia this

ukraine that

not giving a shit about other cunts is a core tenant of being american

Russia hasn't even sent in half of its active military though and they have an additional 2 million in reserve, their army is poorly trained and their logistics are shit so they wouldn't be able to supply that many men but they'll eventually win on attrition alone like russia always has

Nope

I have no idea what I'm looking at here

moving the goalposts already

I’ve never once heard a White woman say that all White men should be castrated

Well now you've heard!

That is the likely scenario, I agree. I wouldn't call that a victory, though. (russia will, but only because they must) Not only did they get nothing they wanted out of it, they strengthened NATO and gave their other neigbhors affirmation as to why it exists

It’s not analogous to Vietnam or Afghanistan, as they border the country directly. If you want to make American analogies, it’ll either wind up like the War of 1812 (if they lose), or the Mexican-American wars (if they win). They can’t just pull out and pretend it’s not happening anymore, as they’d still have an active frontline with Ukraine.

Asian/black/Latinx feminists be like kill all white men except my white boyfriend/husband

There's nothing wrong with having your wife peg you. It's little different from having her drive, only insecure men don't like it.

how about you russia to get some bitches

My grandmother would constantly insult men that let their wives drive she didn't even get a license until she was like 50

less than half their active military

I wouldn't believe those numbers for a second. No one ever has. It's undoubtable they have a massive reserve of manpower, but to what extent they can utilize it has always been in question. That was barbarosas biggest mistake even

if they lose

Sorry buddy but it was a draw

extremely rare jason W

Name 3

My wife drives almost every time. Her car is a cheap shitbox that's cheap to maintain and fuel. She can't even drive my car, but she doesn't like being in it when I drive it

Not only is she a literally who nutjob, but she also wasn’t advocating for the castration of White men for the purpose of targeted racial genocide. Rather, she was advocating for the castration of all men on the basis of feminism. Really not the same thing.

Thinking about mullatas again...

I wouldn't believe those numbers for a second

Then you're just an idiot? Their population is 143 million having 3 million active forces+reserves is nowhere near unreasonable

but to what extent they can utilize it has always been in question

Also not a question I already acknowledged they have shit logistics and can't supply them all in once place at once which is the reason they didn't just do some massive charge right from the start

asians, latinx, and black women CANNOT stop thinking about BWC

AOC
Ilhan Omar
Michelle Wu (Boston Mayor)

They're sending in fucking North Koreans. They have a manpower problem in some capacity.

Its entirely possible they don't want to send in reserves as it becomes an unavoidable reality to the public that they're not winning. Support for the war would probably plummet.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrisse_Cullors
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexandria_Ocasio-Cortez
I can't find more that are more famous than TikTok

I dated one in high school. She was alright looking but had big ass tits. I tried to fugg but she wasn't really into it. Turns out she was gay (she dated one other guy briefly then it's been women ever since)

see

I have everyone blocked except for white countries and south brazil because i desire a fucking GERMANIC FRAU

America invades Mexico and begs Guatemala for military aid after several years and occupying a small portion of the country (America is winning)

we’re invading you! surrender or die!

erm, sorry, never mind… let’s just pretend that never happened, okay?

That’s an L

what's this website

What is that website?

interpals it's a site where you upload your picture and some info and girls from other countries try to talk to you

Umm it happened because the limey fucks were kidnapping our sailors, arming the natives, and wouldn't leave Detroit
They stopped pressganging out sailors, arming the natives, and left Detroit
Canada was only invaded because it was part of the British Empire and we thought the Fr*gs would help more

Anon Babble

not know Anon Babbleerpals

Newfag city I swear

My entire crew was laid off today and I only really have 5k of spending money since I put 3k of it in a high yeilds savings

So now I only have 5k of cash to last me til I get a next job if I stayed in college and completed my business major I would probably be better off

Fuck you then

Very few white girls try to talk to me, the few that do are from Russia, white girls just want the top 1% of white men and you have to look like a Germanic aryan übermensch to attract white girls

Franco is sending in Germans and Italians! That means he’s about to lose!

Sometimes, countries want to participate in wars to get their troops some experience, and figure out what tech/tactics/etc work in the current paradigm

Thinking about the glorious nation of belarus and crying...

business major I would probably be better off

business major

Unironically would probably be in the same position except you'd be on Anon Babble bitching about indeed postings

Undoubtedly the same newfag who asked about what MGTOW was
You forgot how Britain was blockading the US to try to stop us trading with their enemies and the blockade ended as a result of the war
The ONLY objective we failed to achieve was the annexation of Canada, which wasn't the main point despite what you were taught

What will you do all day if automation and AI take all the jobs, and you receive a monthly UBI check?

jerk off

did you take a dick pic

UBI is never gonna happen it's just a carrot on a stick like blahpipo reparations or American student loan forgiveness

No I'm looking for a germanic aryan wife, like Lum

Finally be happy for the first time in my life, covid unemployment was unironically the greatest period of my life ever, I genuine became a better person when not confined to being bitter all day from waging, I volunteered at local community shelters and handed out food and shit even

Will happen if enough jobs are taken

UBI doesn’t make any sense. Scarcity is an unavoidable economic reality. If you gave everyone a bunch of gibs on a regular basis, prices would just increase until it balances out to basically the same distribution of goods as we already have now. UBI probably sounds pretty good if you’re a slumlord or whatever though

Well it was business and accounting but now I don't have a job so I am gonna give up on life I think it's too late for me to turn it around.

excellent catch, excellent frog

Based for cancelling the program, doubt they are coming here.

he thinks the same finance jews that live off interest and infinity visajeets driving down wages are gonna pay tens of millions of people to sit at home and order uberjeets all day

A dream

This is going to be the worst vantablack coal from the depths of Tartarus also it will never be the same without Brittany Murphy

We live in such a grim era of entertainment

deporting a million people from the US

isn't gonna happen

If AI and Automation take all the jobs and there's no work for anyone, people will end just killing all the capitalists. UBI is the only reasonable solution.

They might support it if they think it’ll mean White people lethargically drifting off into complete demographic collapse

The Hill family has canonically lived in Saudi Arabia for like 5+ years

Just bought a ridiculous amount of food

They already do that with opioids and the minimal social payments we have now, they will never let everyone simply slack off when they can do what happens now for a fraction of the price

terrone should be deported too

Shouldn't they be more successful then? Why are they moving back to the same place if they have overseas experience?

The saudi thing is such a weird choice, for one hank works at a tiny propane shop and is blindly loyal to buck, either he had to go against his morals and abandon buck or somehow a tiny shop like that got an international contract neither is realistic, also hank's entire character is based around fearing the unknown and change, he would never move to a muslim country, especially with an outspoken feminist like peggy, I can almost guarantee you they are going to pull some shit and talk about how progress and normal saudi arabia is

Actually does the royal family have an investment in this? They have investments in fighting games these days they're trying really hard to subtly spread propaganda to the west that islamic countries aren't backwards goat fucking shitholes

If they called it a "baguette" in France, do they call it a "faguette" in Belgium?

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How much do you guys spend on groceries per month?

business degrees are not that significant unless you already have connections
work at walmart while applying for other work

Charcoal grilled meat is way better than propane

They want to reconnect with their old friends but find that Arlen has "changed"

probably around 200

dating for two months and she had my name wrong the entire time

jeet

The pineal gland is the seat of the soul

lol

100% european genotype thoughbeit

Girl I'm talking to watches Hasan and is into tarot cards and shit. Great body but talking to her is a fucking nightmare

there was a girl I knew named Alissa, I kept calling her Anissa, she thought I had a speech impediment

like $300-400, but that includes beer.

talking to her is a fucking nightmare

that's all women

Tarot cards are fine but women who watch streamers are red flags

I'd wager 60% chance at least that she eventually cheats on you

Walmart won't hire me and I lost my car. I live in Jacksonville so I am fucked I am gonna smoke weed and just sit in bed

life aint shit but a fat vagina

girl I'm talking to says her son posts on some homo porn sharing general on Anon Babble, she wants to try again with my sperm.

Don't say that

Shes a fwb and I dont care what she does
youtube.com/watch?v=GkXFBILrDlw
Sometimes I forget why I closed myself off from this world in the first place. What a shitshow

why not

Like $400 for two people that includes alcohol and cat litter though

I don't like that picture of horse vaginas for sale

tarot cards

demonic red flag

I am utterly deplorable, wretchedly inadequate, hopelessly incompetent, irredeemably flawed, perpetually drowning in a vile cesspool of self-loathing, relentlessly tormented by a gnawing abyss of worthlessness, eternally shackled to a suffocating shroud of failure, ceaselessly crushed under the unbearable weight of my own pathetic existence, irrevocably lost in a labyrinth of self-inflicted despair, endlessly spiraling through a vortex of corrosive shame, pitifully incapable of escaping the suffocating grip of my own revolting mediocrity, forever condemned to wallow in the festering mire of my uselessness, where every fleeting thought is a venomous reminder of my irreparable defects, each moment a torturous echo of my loathsome inadequacy, perpetually haunted by the relentless specter of my own ineptitude, miserably entangled in a web of self-disgust that chokes every fleeting spark of hope, incessantly battered by the cruel realization of my inherent worthlessness, eternally cursed to languish in the shadows of my own deplorable shortcomings, utterly powerless to break free from the crushing chains of my self-imposed exile, where every breath is tainted with the rancid stench of my failures, each heartbeat a painful pulse of regret that courses through the desolate wasteland of my broken soul, forever trapped in a nightmarish cycle of self-hatred that festers like a malignant wound, seeping poison into every corner of my existence, leaving me to rot in the desolate ruins of my own pitiful, insignificant being.

Pickering

I read the first six and last three words

don't know, don't wanna know

Honestly after analyzing /cum/ for a while and looking at which posts get replies vs. which ones don't, it really tells me a lot about the type of people that inhabit this thread.

In essence, a lot of terminally online zoomies/alphas with brainrot and cumbrain. They love "streamers" and video games are basically their personality. They're obsessed with getting laid to a point that they are mentally 16 years old. Politically they're retarded and have the shittiest possible takes on everything.

I say this not to insult, but because it genuinely must be hell to exit like that as a person every day.

depends on how they're used. i think they can be fun.
not readin all that, but i'm so happy for you bestie. or, sorry that happened. whatever.

zoomies/alphas

The average anon here is like 29 or older nigga

They love "streamers" and video games are basically their personality.

Miss me with that gay shit

3 beers can solve that

One of my favorite artists just released a horrendous new album and every single comment is like "yeah I've been listening to you for years" like they don't have a single nice thing to say about the current music

Got my cheeks clapped

Thoughts on WMIM (White Male Indian Male) relationships

life is so soulless in america

*travel to another country*

life is so soulless in [country]

need to ask my parents

I need to stop scratching my nuts and get real

I pay $3000 in rent + utilities so I can live in the nice part of town away from a certain demographic.

Gen alpha. I'd bully you if I could

im 27

You forgot your tranime avatar

I pay $550 in rent (utilities included) in a 95% white town

I hope I'm not like you when I'm your age

*Gives you a wedgie*

haven't been banned in a while

my rent is one million dollars

hey now. that hurts

i pay 5000/mo so that i don't have to live near poor people.

i'm exactly like you at your age

LOL YOURE T HANKS
You told me that before

That's horseshot, that's literally Manhattan/Downtown LA rent.

i hope not.

For a small apartment. This is a 2 story townhouse.

rent

my mortgage is 10k a month

Niggas be goin on the /cum/ and lyin' bout they cheddah

everyday i become more and more like Paulie

if gambling is illegal then lottery should be too. it should be double illegal actually.

you just mad cuz i stack paper to the ceiling and ride on 24 inch chrome

Yes but the government runs the lottery and they keep the money so they'll keep it

goddamn so many shitty posts today the fuck is going on

Jason, Terrone, and Redditpaki having constantly melties

today

Mons pubis

That's where I want to kiss you

I'm pretty sure a russian mobster was seconds away from beating the shit out of me once

Mom's penis

This but a black guy and it was multiple times

no one even recognizing my quadruple digits, fucking pathetic thread.

Taylor Swift has regained the masters of her first six albums.

alright swifites, which album are we bumpin this weekend

poop fart butt penis

we don't have to sit through another cycle of remakes

Thank D-g

i recognized your digits but didn't think it interesting enough to comment on
would you
really
really really
if so, grim

So true

my life is miserable

Why? Be very specific.

BK really fell off, or maybe it was never that great at all? I don't know. I drive by them at meal hours sometimes and see no one inside, no one in the drive-thru. Grim

I thought blonde guys were supposed to age better than us brunettes?

I feel like a woman trapped in a man's body

29 going on 50
what neeting all day does to a mf

Why? 10 pages, double space, font size 12, times new roman.

i jerk off to women getting irritated with me and sighing/rolling their eyes

I feel like a man trapped in a woman's body

Christopher is literally me right up until he shoots the screenwriter.

You're brown, he mogs you.

This was my landlord in college and it was like the day after halloween I was paying in cash and wanted a receipt from him but he was only in office like 2 days a week and there wasn't a night drop, I called and told him I was going to a party out of town and wouldn't be back for like 2 days so either he could come to the office now to get the money or I could pay him the night he got back and he said he wasn't happy about it but that I could pay him when I got back, day I got back he wasn't in his office so I went to sleep and woke up to some giant russian skinhead trying to kick my door down while both him and the landlord screamed at me

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY

WHY HAVE YOU NOT PAID VIKTOR

GIVE VIKTOR HIS MONEY

PAY ME NOW

They were trying to reach in and rip off the chain while the skin head kicked it, I eventually got dressed and slid them the money through the door but the skinhead insisted on coming in and asked if I had any alcohol I told him no I drank it all at the party and he threw my bagels I had sitting on the counter away then left

Yeah but how the fuck is he a blonde guy and he still aged like shit? Brad pitt, robert redford, these guys were like in their forties and looked pretty sharp

so cut off your dick and put on a dress, 100% that will make everything better.

Why are you talking in third person?

aint no way

But I'll never be a woman

I'm blond too but I'm only 22

i would have called the authorities to sort out those thugs

?

new

i jerk off to women getting irritated with me and sighing/rolling their eyes

Using your imagination or how?

pine barrens is the best episode for sure

that's only true if you believe it. if you just demand that everyone call you a woman and you believe you're a woman it will be true. anyone who disagrees can be sued or physically beaten into submission (your high bone density is designed to sustain physical impacts and you can do a lot of damage)

depends on how they're used.

dude even casino card games are evil. oh so you're gonna go play BLACKJACK huh? pray to god

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