/brit/

This is the one

kek it is unironicalyl like this

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fuck the EU
we left the EU but we still have to use their retarded plastic bottle cap system
why?

he didnt kill him, his brother did

i hate the word “rizz” and some of my nephew’s friends are annoying to be honest. last week i took my nephews and a few of the older one’s friends to the arcade and one of the boys constantly said “rizz” in almost every sentence. he also kept being a dick to my younger nephew. i usually don’t raise my voice to kids but that kid got on my last nerve and i raised my voice at him to knock it off. this kid must have been a new friend of my nephew because i never saw him before, and he seemed like a bad friend based on the things he said to his friends. let’s just say he was very disrespectful and arrogant and he called everyone names every time he talked to them. he also took a selfie every 5 minutes. i was happy to find out my nephew isn’t friends with him anymore. that kid is an example of what you see on the bad side of tiktok on a daily basis. this kid also tried so hard to talk like he was black, he was a white kid. a wigger to be exact. my nephew tries to be nice to everyone and is accepting to everyone and gave that kid a chance but he was just an ass to everyone.

scrameiagn

yeah but do you realise that he harassed a black female football pundit to the point where she tried to kill herself?

Mad that the EU has been in perpetual decline since 2008.

ok

Ruby Granger could unironically make millions doing tasteful porn for sites like WowGirls and Straplez
Then she could buy herself a library

Why do I feel so nostalgic for the 80s and 90s even though I was born in 2007?

just canceled a dogshit post but saved it in my copy in case it comes up

remember remember

Mmmh 18 year old bumhole smell...

i know..

You're a rootless mong

ummy

so you're saying that it's ok to bully black people until they commit suicide?

feeling nostalgic for a certain night in 1605

love women who drink beer

don't understand leafnonce's gimmick. Are we supposed to be upset or offended by his webms of a 13 year old girl?

maybe you had a past life in that time, or you just have a high appreciation for things that are classic. don’t lose that nostalgia. use it to make cool stuff and get people you know into cool stuff. those times were much better than things now. i am sorry your generation has grown up with shit culture.

get her on atkingdom

I have a theory but am too lazy to articulate my ideas

it's 190 on a VPN
he forgot to put his VPN on earlier today

nanberg off home soon

Send her my way x

to the big home in the sky?

My guess is that it's cheaper for drinks companies to buy mass-made bottles for the European market, rather than make slightly different bottles for non-EU countries in Europe

I guess you could ship non-EU bottles from North America or whatever, but again that would be expensive

We end up in a funny situation where we are still impacted by the EU's rules but, thanks to Rorke's short-sightedness, we no longer have a say on the creation of those rules

maybe you had a past life in that time

reckon she's ever been shagged up the arse?

why can't we produce our own plastic bottles?

bit rude that lads

no capital incentive to do it obviously

sorry mate, tell nan I said hello x

rorke type beat

thanks lad will do x

but, thanks to Rorke's short-sightedness, we no longer have a say on the creation of those rules

Oh yes, forgot they held an EU-wide referendum on plastic bottle caps

God's most raped soldier

are young children overly friendly to strangers by nature or are they picking up on learned behaviour? some kids walk up and talk to me while i'm minding my own business and i don't how to handle it w/o offending the child or worrying the parents.

hands off my scatter cushions

if you're gay ye

you know when summer is here when every fucking road goes under construction at the same time

really NOT INTERESTED in his boring facebook boomer-tier rants and buzzwords
either go to crackie gardens and kick some druggy mongs or fuck off mate

Joséphine Le Tutour sex arse

only when you start at 15 -20. once . taste accimilitises it's the same with anything. beer. olives. prunes. even those scat lovers who literally eat shit

Niece didnt wake me up after getting home from school.
It's over, she doesn't love me anymore.

really want to throatfuck an umposter

any of you lads read 'patagonia' by bruce chatwin ?

whee you off to tonight then deano my lad?

The same, man. Wow.

'

Adolf Hitler

that's Sir Adolf Hitler

First got to the gym.

got some small cans to accompany the larger cans

I am a handsome, funny, and intelligent young man who is deserving of love and happiness.

The UK's minimum wage is higher than in other European countries, so I guess it would be more expensive to make plastic bottles in the UK. Then drinks would be more expensive.

The EU has a parliament which votes on these things, just like the UK has a parliament - not every policy in the UK is decided by a referendum

But agreeing on the emptiness of the other people not Nordic.

yeah brilliant isn't jt

empiricism is a religion. you just have faith that what you observed will happen the same way any time

same, but the exact opposite

no you fucking incel freak lmao

tek dat tek dat

if you love the EU so much why don't you fuck off and live there?

What?

The democratic mandate of British parliament is far greater than European legislature, you'd have to be a mong not to realise that

might get my pooey arse bummed tonight

EU just banned halal slaughter

*yawns really loudly*
yeah? nice one m8
*walks off*

I didn't say I love the EU did I. Living in the EU would be cool but I'd have to learn a foreign language, or I guess I could move to Ireland, and hope that they don't stab me because I'm British

Anyone willing to 'ear 'bout me feelings?

How to get out?

this one is my favourite zeidyism

go on then mate

yard looking lush lads

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ireland is just a mixture of assorted brown people now so they are the ones who will be stabbing you

im not ziedy

ELVEN WOMEN ARE IN YOUR AREA NOW AND WANT TO FUCK

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prove it

corr

Did you know I am very Russian?

theyre begging for big yardie bumble bees

the fucks an elf doing in east kilbride

reckon y'all are home of sexuals and it's fucking me up

my 7 year old nephew said the other day that he thought i was his age because i look like him and his sister and not his mum and dad. i have great skin for a 30 year old but i also have a thick beard and am about double his height so i don't know how he's been thinking that.

ok whatever but that's your id here now regardless, it's just easier so we all know who we're talking about

lil nigga doesn't know what it means

no thats just you forcing a meme

mogged by your nephew telling you you look like a 7 year old

omds

hungry but can't be arsed to go to the shop

yeah i suppose he just thinks that's my face and maybe if you don't know why people can grow beards you think they look younger because of certain features being covered. reckon if i shave now he'll stop loving me

lots of runts in tonight

Sure buddy.

t. richard dawkins after just getting his shit packed in by me

get the big chips in

I'm here

im on the boozington and really want a dig on some choccies but none in and too buzzed to do the 30m round trip to the shop that isnt run by pakis and ive also had a wank and probably have a slight residual smell so also dont want to go on account of that

cook some food

video killed yhe binbleo star

Women only like me for my mind

I'm just going along with the meme, like if I said "zeidy's on roll" everyone knows it's you so for clarification purposes it just works.

What?

never had a cannoli me

brown women

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got this and a few crystal skulls on the go

imagine raping her pristine teen face

Actually the opposite. Elections to the European Parliament use proportional representation so it's more democratic than UK general elections.

This is kfc..

why why why did we have to be born in these cursed teams in which we are led by demons who want us dead
literally any other fucking point in history would’ve been fine
and yes before you ask id rather have died of bubonic plague at the age of 5 or something than spend a lifetime among nigerians and somalians

Waste of time XD

see That and my neighbour's internet isn't working for days and I use his wifi because im broke.

everyone knows its me if you called me the belgian or something similar
so your argument doesnt work

touch grass
Very tasteless post

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This is you buddy, just like it's me huh? I don't believe you really really want it huh?

got nothing but lamb chops in the fridge, don't feel like cooking them

rorke :(

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good film that

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we have already purged europe of wogs many times in the past

IF YOU LIKE TO GRANGLE I TELL YOU I'M YOUR MAN,
YOU WIN SOME, LOSE SOME,
IT'S ALL THE SAME TO ME!

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It's hard. But if we manage to save the White race and establish the National Socialist goal of a White planet, our generation will go down in history as greater than those of Alexander and Achilles.

Also it's too cold in me country.

raw is better anyway

You are the devil who met a demon..

Nothing beats wanking with a butt plug in

buttered a piece of tiger bread and am eating that
haha

Absolutely kino movie. Deep south is my favorite setting for stories

lush it?

Keep cracking, lol.

what car do you lads drive then?

BASED. The azure&or flag will once again fly all over the British Isles, sooner rather than later, as it is your right and destiny

it lush x3^5

like doing the same myself
like doing it with philly too

I am very Russian.

golf

The mistake states like Sparta, the Confederate States, Aryans in India etc made was having a non-white slave class rather than a Nordicist worker base as in Germany.

2017 corsa

doxxable information

gti?

don't have a car x

Yeah but zeidy is faster and a more punchy name. I have said the belgian a couple of times because I didn't know if you are actually called zeidlberg but I've warmed up to the zeidy moniker lately.

shavetoil moment

Woof woof.

These are incels who rim an obese alky YTer

deano-lite

love those ones that hits your prostate as you thrust your hips, makes rubbing the mattress with your cock an insane experience lol

thanks mate

Hello, I am very Russian.

really gay post that, not even funny

um

showing my gf this thread please be nice

the abused has reached the point in stockholm syndrome where they have even assigned a pet name to their captor soon, he will be telling him that he wants to have a gay relationship with him, like before with mousenonce

yeah but ziedbelg refers to a poster on nederdraad, not me

werent mean to be

Astra

Sir Gaypost Thatnotevenfunny (Sri Lankan ambassador to the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland)

Her feet nice?

I don't have a car but that's a nice Impreza. Have an Evo

you've posted identical posts in here and nederdraad
you refuse to post a timestamped photo of your hand to prove you are black
there is a 99.999999999% chance that you are ziedbelg

Stop drinking the shit they sell you.

alri lass haha x

cock twitched reading this

arse play isn't necessarily gay. hedonistic? sure, I'm willing to concede that.

whys he asking which car we drive

new gen are ugly as fuck. all gay past 8

more like pedonistic

it's really pathetic some of the things people in here will say over and over all day every day to feel like they've carved out an identity for themselves

I am very Russian..

nh, not economical enough for commuting

got the wes montgomery on

be cool
its just gchq doing reccy on us
nothing sinister

wish I could have 5 minutes alone with rorke

Sir It'sreallypatheticsomeofthethingspeople inherewillsayoverandoveralldayeverydaytofeellikethey'vecarvedoutanidentityforthemselves

I'm not a recognisable gimmicker, more a casual partaker in others' assorted gimmicks :)

im gay for parcelforce

that's true if you assume that there's one belgian flag posting on Anon Babble
you do realise how unrealistic that sounds?

leftypols whip (its economical for commuting)

again it's just a nickname at the end of the day, I don't get offended when I get called dtfic when I'm not him and recognize it is just a thing that can happen while I'm here

International Jewish Financiers

multiple belgian flags making identical posts in both /brit/ and /nederdraad/
seems unlikely

seen this before, it's not the same without sound
he does a funny shout right as he realises he's about to hit the van lol

I belong in a mental elf institution

Sometimes piss in the bathroom sink when I’m in a hurry, feels pretty good

done us
*immediately goes back to pooposting*

the fact that calling him ziedbelg makes him this defensive pretty much proves that it is him

thinking about how they'll say "he went down with mental 'ealth" about me and crying

the old speedy sink piss, takes too long to piss in the toilet

seriously considering a trip to taco bell

It's called metal cuz it's harder than rock

i only remember one identical post being made
the rest of it is based on assumptions

They couldn't touch him or me.

bruh...

need to poo

all the taco bells in know of are in really grotty areas

when you have looked in to the eye of true evil (gingernonce & the poo webm spammer) you dont mind figures like are ziedy

Quincy and Delano will always remember

don’t say that anon xx
*gives you a hug*

l aint gay but l do gay stuff
like fucking dudes in the back of my truck

I am very Russian..

thanks anon x
*hugs you back and slides a finger up your arse*

might make a really early new

getting depressed because of beautiful girls again

egypt posting zesty with his feet up in the air and biting his fingers when he's mentioned

I am very Russian..

yeah, they are nice

you literally post about cronem and katy in nederdraad you freak

Electronics Boutique was always better
Even better than those were the independent ones, I had one near me called Pink Planet where I bought a boxed Saturn for £12 because they wanted to shift it

might become an uber jeet in a dense city
plan on speaking gibberish into my phone all day, every day

moo deng poo peng gay porn mad how

I am a girl !!

'gypt in the 'ilter

you are worthy of love

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Hello, I am very Russian..

[edit]
In the 1980s, A&W, under then-owner A. Alfred Taubman, sought to challenge McDonald's highly successful Quarter Pounder by introducing a larger, higher-quality hamburger. The campaign, called "Third is the Word," was designed to promote A&W's third-pound burger as a better value for the same price as McDonald's quarter-pound burger. Despite the promise of more meat for the same price, the campaign failed to resonate with consumers.

Taubman recounted the experience in his book, Threshold Resistance. He described how the company aggressively marketed the third-pound burger through TV and radio promotional spots, but sales remained lackluster. Confused as to why the burger was not selling, Taubman hired a market research firm to find out.[1]

Marketing failure[edit]
The A&W research firm organized focus groups. The results revealed that many participants mistakenly believed that one-third of a pound was smaller than one-fourth (quarter) of a pound. Focus group participants expressed confusion over the price, asking why they should pay the same amount for a "smaller" third-pound burger.

This misunderstanding stemmed from consumers focusing on the numbers "3" and "4," leading them to conclude that one-third (1/3) was smaller than one-fourth (1/4), even though the opposite is true.[2]

A similar explanation appeared in The New York Times in 2014, citing the third-pound burger as one of the most vivid examples of consumer arithmetic failure.[3] In taste tests, customers actually preferred A&W's burger to McDonald's, and it was less expensive.

According to a CBC report, more than half of the people surveyed about the burger said they didn't buy it because they thought they were getting less meat.[4]

you are worthy of love

pure hogwash

you've got no one to speak to mate

yanks are thick as pigshit, more news at 11

i will still jibberjabber on the phone anyway

business idea: A&W merges with J&W carpets. you get your burger and milkshake served on a lovely rug

zesty ass niggas

we're the best

katy thinks otherwise x

Into the filters goes the Netherlands

but fr tho, what's the dif between Blacked and Blacked:Raw?

mad how yanks invented pooing, what did we all do before that?

nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Pantera is better than Metallica. That’s not an opinion—it’s a realization. Metallica became a brand: tight production, stadium tours, logos on lunchboxes. But Pantera? Pantera was purity. Dimebag’s guitar wasn’t played—it was unleashed. Every riff was a weapon. Phil Anselmo didn’t sing—he exorcised. His voice was cracked pavement and gasoline, not some rehearsed angst. Vinnie Paul’s drumming wasn’t flashy—it was inevitable, like machinery grinding bone. Metallica chased speed and approval. Pantera locked into a groove so heavy it dragged you into it. By the time Metallica was collaborating with orchestras and suing teenagers, Pantera was still kicking in the door with steel-toed riffs and real rage. Metallica is a polished skyscraper. Pantera is a collapsing concrete bunker with something snarling inside. And I’ll take the bunker. Every time.

The hero we need but dont deserve...

you're not wrong
still considering a trip

Don't make direct eye contact with this cat

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blacked raw is filmed to make it look like fancy version of amateur video
with phone like lighting and less polish

prefer megadeth

They're absolutely subhuman biomass.
Ancient Aryan Conquerors were justified.

I am 100% Russian.

I can't read your post because I filtered you. I can see you replied to my post, but I can't see the post itself. If you want people to see your posts, stop posting shite.

Aryan conqueror physiognomy

might get a film on

I don't remember you.

ok I will never again post NSFW material.
promise

yeah?

*rides into you at 1000000 mph while youre crossing the street*

AITA for telling my boyfriend that if he’s uncomfortable with my daughter’s body then he isn’t mature enough to live with us?
I want to start out by saying that before allowing my boyfriend of 5 years to move in I made absolutely sure that my daughter (17f) was okay with it. She and him have always been close, and she’s told me every time I ask that she really likes him and he’s great.

About a week ago I came home from work to them arguing. I asked my daughter what was going on and she said to ask him. I did and he said that she was walking around dressed very inappropriately. She was wearing an off the shoulder T-shirt with no bra and sweatpants.

I asked him how that was inappropriate, and he said that girls with big boobs shouldn’t walk around without a bra on.

I told him that it was weird he just said my teenage daughter had big boobs, and she doesn’t have to wear a bra in her own home if she doesn’t want to. He corrected me, saying she was our daughter. I told him that she came out of me, not him and he has absolutely zero control over her. I also never said he was allowed to discipline her, so he owed her an apology.

He said he was uncomfortable with her walking around like that. I told him if her simply existing in her body made him uncomfortable, he wasn’t mature enough for me and needed to leave. I told he to get out and I’d bring him his stuff, but I didn’t feel comfortable with him being around my daughter.

My daughter really appreciated me kicking him out, but everyone I’ve told thinks I was too mean, and my daughter’s boobs are a little big for her to be walking around with no sports bra or anything.

Was I too harsh the way I kicked him out? I’m definitely not questioning my decision, but maybe I want about it in a mean way? And by the way, am I the only one that thinks it’s weird everyone is so comfortable saying a 17 year old has big boobs?

It’s not gay. People misunderstand that. They confuse optics with intent. Surface with substance. They see two men and assign labels, roles, categories—because they need structure. They need to define what they can’t control.

But I don’t believe in definitions. I believe in precision. I believe in performance. And gay porn—real gay porn, not the cheap amateur stuff but the studio-grade, high-definition, sweat-glazed, clinically-lit kind—is about performance. Perfection. Discipline.

The bodies are ideal. Chiseled. Oiled. Sculpted. Greek-statue symmetry, not soft curves or polite giggles. Every movement is calculated. Every gesture intentional. There's a purity in it. Heterosexuality, for all its assumed dominance, is cluttered with compromise—emotions, expectations, affection.

But this? Two men, stripped down to muscle and drive? That’s not about romance. That’s warfare. That’s focus. That’s control.

So no. It’s not “gay.” It’s elevated. It’s minimalist. It’s post-ideology.

It’s not about who’s doing what.
It’s about how well they do it.

yeah, gonna finish this album first

x2 blog combo

would be fun to have my own satellite to take pictures of anything

Just watched it recently. Good one, but I saw it with the gf and she has a.knack for ruining movie watching.

boobs?

I am 100% Russian.

might get in a tent outside the council offices and tell them to home me and reject their first offer if its not in the town

I am 100% Russian.

Have two.

What do bong houses look like? Like a middle class house in a 95% white area?

Hello friends!
How are you doing today /brit/?

I am very Russian.

95% white area

doesn't exist

uh oh steaming aha

Nah, I am good.

fuck off mate

Shut up brownoid

Feel like shit and look like shit but overall doing very well.

anglo

white

whos axing?

you're not my friend
fuck off

flag

topic

opinion disregarded

What?

It looms.

What??

SICK of them

accidentally dropped my cigarette off the balcony

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*smashes my uninsured micra into you at previously-unachievable-for-a-micra speeds*

I am a girl!

coffee fuelled wank inbound, discounted tim hortons christmas coffee in case you were wondering what blend

Girls are gay plz go

not in this economy

I am very Russian.

someone with a different flag link to the new:

I will beat my dick to pedo porn.