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stop slacking off you fucking pieces of shit, i shouldnt be making this thread edition

anyways last thread was hilarious. IPAfags literally in shambles.

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good. fuck that gay shit. it's bloat.
you do NOT need more.

je vous tuerai tous

si vous mapprenez pas lallemand

dead on arrival edish

Lesson of Euroenglish, Part 1.

18:00

6:00 PM

5,3

5.3

7,000

7

9/11 (date)

11/9, november 9th (we use day/month/year)

actually

now, currently, at the moment; in a broader sense: these days

to arrive

seen as a progressive verb (the train is arriving at 7 = the train arrives at 7)

audition

programme, broadcast (TV audition = TV programme)

barman

bartender

billion

trillion

carnation

skin tone (dark carnation = dark skin tone)

caution

security deposit; juridicial bail

to come

seen as a progressive verb (I'm coming from... = I come from...)

conductor

ticket inspector

consequently

consistently (he does it consequently = he does it consistently)

eventually

alternatively, or (2 eventually 3 = 2 or 3)

extra

super, great, cool (she's extra = she's great)

fatal

very bad, awful (to play fatally = to play very badly)

GPS

satnav (but I heard Americans use it too)

gymnasium

middle school, secondary school, junior high

hazard

gambling (hazard is banned = gambling is banned)

high school

college, university

homeoffice

working from home (he's at homeoffice = he works from home)

Lesson of Euroenglish, Part 2.

How is it called?

What is it called? (99% of languages use "how" for this questions, English "what" is weird)

in the train

on the train

informations

plural of "information" (I receive two informations = I receive two pieces of information)

local

building, mainly: restaurant, bar, pub (let's go to this local = let's go to this restaurant)

lunatic

sleepwalker

magazine

warehouse (magazine district = warehouse district)

manifestation

street demonstration/protest

middle school

high school

milliard

billion

novel

short story

on a chair

in a chair

paragraph

article (legal term)

to precise

to specify (be more precise = be more specific)

preservative

condom

promotion

discount (30% promotion = 30% discount)

to propose

to offer

SMSing

texting (send me SMS = text me)

specific

particular, peculiar (he's specific = he's peculiar)

speaker

announcer (TV speaker = TV announcer)

sympathy

affection; also a person: a girl/boy you like, crush (she's my sympathy = she's my crush)

transparent

banner, sign

seen as a progressive verb (the train is arriving at 7 = the train arrives at 7)

I think I use this one sometimes and I think my family members do too

11/9, november 9th (we use day/month/year)

and obviously we do this too

>local

building, mainly: restaurant, bar, pub (let's go to this local = let's go to this restaurant)

this is only for pubs here

>to precise

to specify (be more precise = be more specific)

this is what it means?

>on a chair

in a chair

now worried that I can't speak english
it's 'on a chair'? no?

Spanish sounds really poor, I don't know how else to describe it, there's just something about it that sounds like a poor and dirty language I think you guys can relate

Might get banned for posting dead pigz, see you three days later.

Every American I've met at work sits "in a chair". But they are fat so probably that's the cause.

it's a brown people language after all

aren't they supposed to be your medbros?

the american ends the phone call with "mmm-bye"

i never used to hear this and now notice it all the time and want to kill everyone who does it

What
Where example

now worried that I can't speak english

it's 'on a chair'? no?

We had this discussion several editions ago

sorry

on the phone, with americans, mostly with women.

I don't know if there are tv shows or movies that show this phenomenon though.

warning: ear rape at the end, but this is what it sounds like m.youtube.com/watch?v=txMiqWRio0M&pp=ygUHbW1tLWJ5ZQ==

is the genitive case in german really being replaced by von + dative?

I normally say ‘see ya’ or ‘thanks bye’

No I'm just letting you know in case you wanted to read up
More or less starts here

The fuck
Why though it's so autistic

have a good one

mm. Bye

The fuck? Say it back cunt

I do the same (thanks bye) but really don't like the mmm bye because i'm a chud

Portuguese sounds great though (both main varieties in their own way), and gives you Spanish pretty much for free

thanks
I do think both are quite rarely used. You would usually miss out the 'on the chair' part when talking about sitting because it's redundant.

im talking about the other browns but i'm not so fond of continental spics either

what happened to IPAfags

russian IPAfag posted an audio of him speaking english and it turns out that years of obsessing about phoneticsfaggotry make you less understandable than a mexican immigrant that's fresh off the boat

Normalfaggots apprently use the dative casually a ton, but I honestly have never quite understood why people think either is really "dying" as people use both. It's funny seeing how I have tendency to almost overuse the genetive, rather than the dative as it feels more "clunky" and like a waste of air/space.

if you want to obsess over phonetics you use praat
obviously ipa is an approximation but it's much better than anything else in that complexity range.

wake up babe
new absolute meme just dropped

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the german language in germany is being replaced by browns + niggers

tf

tp

How's Rome right now? Milan?

That’s why this general is great. It’s a congregation of disagreeable autodidacts with asperger’s. So us lurkers get to watch people argue about their obscure hare-brained methods. Last thread was great, I don’t remember the last time I’ve laughed that hard on Anon Babble.

How's Rome right now?

Rome is the whitest capital in the western world as we speak, 90% italian, with the remaining 10% being overwhelmingly eastern europeans.

Milan?

not my problem, italy stops at the Po river
i hope negroes burn it to the ground
trvthnvke

You fucking dipshit.
You should have waited for someone else to make the thread if you're too retarded to do it properly.