mcdicks edition
/cum/ - Canada, United, Mexico
One day your soul will be crushed under the unbearable weight of your sins
yaldabaoth aint got shit on me I will ascend to the monad and become one with the universal consciousness my sins are nothing in the ocean of empathy of the godhead
Women owe me sex
I bet that pic is from around 2016
I got out of Vault 101 and now my LOD looks weird....nothing can ever just go right............
This guy mogs the shit out of everyone in this gay thread, gets more pussy than everyone here COMBINED Thank you
is this gonna be a "trans heavy" thread? need to know if I should just dip for the next 300 posts
So why is he a virgin at 29 years old?
more and more girls are learning how to flex their butt cheeks. just a trend i've been monitoring over the past few years.
I haven't seen this pic in like 8 years
his uncle assraped him, he's not a virgin. Jason has a tattoo on his left buttcheek that says "cumslut" in cursive writing
what the fuck do you mean "learning"
how do people not know how to flex their cheeks
how do they shit
Because he read too much manga and developed unrealistic expectations, hopes, and ideals.
He is very picky, thank you
Everybody troon the fuck out now
To be honest I will probably remain a virgin forever because I refuse to have sex with women who are below 6/10s
If I was feminine I would troon out because women have life so much easier it's unreal
smoking is fucking nasty this is what being a muffler must feel like
Trannies arent women and don't have easy lives
My last gf broke up with me because she found out I was into femdom but I didn't want her to dom me because she wasn't hot
Muffler? I hardly know her
I'd never "troon out" because you can't change your sex but I wish I were a woman because they live life on easy mode.
kissing a smoker is unpleasant, hottest girl i ever kissed turned out to be a smoker despite not smelling like cigs at all. she was chewing gum but you could fucking taste cigarette smoke at the same time, shit was nasty.
I would never want to be a woman
It’s really funny how much tranny incel rhetoric is just a mirror of feminists (who sometimes also go FtM out of jealousy) complaining about shit like the wage gap myth
The thing is, women having easier lives is kind of a curse in itself because they never realize their lives are easy, they contrive makeshift struggles, and they live forever dependent on other
do not pray for easier lives. pray for women's lives to get harder.
bleeding out of your inverted dick every month seems like it'd be a pain in the ass
or, pain in the dick
So you like your blue-eyed white girl to be all dolled up?
A little ridiculous to call me racist when I simply believe only LEGAL immigrants should come here with the small caveat that it should be borderline impossible for non-white people to immigrate here legally.
if you're extremely feminine, you can keep your dick and make a lot of money from people with a tranny fetish
it's not just blood from my understanding, and it's more of a daily seepage than a monthly occurrence.
I'm not racist
it should only be functionally possible for certain races to immigrate here
i'm talking about biological women. penises and vaginas come from the same part when a fetus is in utero.
Wait what
Yeah, and? What’re are you implying?
if you're truly racist you would support abortion as blacks have the most abortions by far
I like European and Chinese and Japanese people
just say it then
Before the 1960s or 70's this was not considered racist
how about aborschtion and it's only for russians
What did The Onion mean by this?
lol
Hook up the lum fag with spinster
what about koreans they’re the same shit
business idea: an Anon Babble dating app
No they aren't.
there is no distinction unless you're a bigot. need you to stop with the toxic hatespeech now.
it's crazy to think about bras. their only function is to hold breasts. that's wild.
i have that in common with bras
this is like supporting the holocaust as a gypsy or fag who’s also in the camps because you don’t like jews
this but no boobs
tbf Hart-Cellar was necessary (at least at the time) since the US was losing international credibility due to its "we're not saying whites only...but yeah..." immigration policy. If you wanna wrestle the third world away from USSR/PRC influence, you have to make some compromises.
I FUCKED A BITCH AND SHE WAS TRANS
JUST KIDDING SHE WASN'T TRANS
200 men for every woman
grim
no sir, actually, you are a boob!
So it's like being a self aware gypsy or fag?
that's called duolicious
In an alternate crystal café universe there’s a femcel posting
it's crazy to think about briefs. their only function is to hold balls. that's wild.
why you little…
How about the Shart Seller Act to regulate purveyors of sharts
how about the shart smeller act
I don't care if Monday's brown
Tuesday's brown and Wednesday too
Thursday it is also brown
And Friday, I'm brown too
do you like hot midgets?
why is canada on fire
why does my state smell like smoke
fucking leafs
Why is it that Mexican women are very feminine, wear dresses and high heels, and use their feminine energy, but American women wear sweat pants and crocs and are fat and act like men?
A little ridiculous to call me racist when I simply believe only LEGAL immigrants should come here with the small caveat that it should be borderline impossible for non-white people to immigrate here legally
Applying with my Portuguese passport was actually easier than with the Brazilian passport
Get off this thread and have kids, now.
I’m making too many fire posts
lmfao take that faggot, that's what you get for tariffing us
1599 gas the cars!!
for the f1 visa issuing
what, like baby goats?
that seems like a pain.
plus i don't have the yard space for them.
Well?
ermm i’m a truecel
r/childfree
I DON'T HAVE A WOMAN TO HAVE KIDS WITH
Basically it boils down to the fact that whiteboys are completely demoralized and still treat fat ugly manly women who dress like shit like Cinderella. Whereas in the latino community it is expected that women act girly and you spend money on them and in return you fuck them and they are your arm candy
I noticed non white women still try to look sexy for their husbands even in middle age but white women just give up and cut their hair and shit
Oh hell yeah brothers got a 7.5k bonus
can i hold a hundred
Dont know the reason
I stayed here all season
The proverbial zogslop
AYO GET THEY AHH
bachelors are cool
spinsters are not
ayo let's hit a lick on 211199387
Okay but when are you going to eat my ass?
I got an interview tomorrow at shartmart, how do I explain away the gaps in my cv if it's brought up
Already gonna be throwing it all away on a vacation
surely you didn't pay money for this
i want cheese fries but i don't feel like making a roux
anime thread
I sleep
Bleu cheese and honey mustard instead of ranch
BASED BASED BASED
Bachelors may not be hit by the same hard time limit No Eggs crisis as middle aged women, but there does come a time that men hit the wall and can no longer pull gfs very easily. Not to mention the gradual social retardation from not having a gf getting worse as time goes on. Being alone as an old man looks like shit. I’ve seen it in my extended family.
are you indian? if not, you have no business working there.
You're not welcome anyway
taking care of momberg
I'm still sleeping, mentally ill faggot
Need anti indian race riots to happen
A poogrom if you will
Roux takes only a few minutes if you learn how to make it quickly
Im in love with Katie Holmes, Oprah
be the change you wish to see
No
Just for the summer I need money. I'll continue my associates degree this fall. I'm a massive fuckup however
If your last name isn't on this list you're not getting the job
en.wikipedia.org
hello
do I count as a canadian/unitedstatian/mexican?
As a POLISH man, we are ALL American
enjoy 13 hours a week spent dealing with stinky poopoos and getting bitched at by the lowest scum society has to offer. shit must be fucked if you're applying to shartmart, sorry for your loss bruther.
Can't even get a construction job for the summer anymore
What's a man to do? Doordash? Also dominated by browns.
The Indian population in Canada accounts for 0.13% of the worldwide Indian population.
Hogdown on some zogchow
Nigga I'm from Québec there's barely any jeet here
Are you the old Quebecer mulatto poster
The UN said they lied about 18,000 Gazan babies starving in 48 hours
Does India have those whiteface jobs like they have in China where you pretend to be a doctor or business owner or something and give speeches? I wouldn’t mind living it up in India and fucking some 10/10 northern Indian goddesses
I don't care about brown people brownrone. Shut the FUCK up
No, qrd?
emigrate to a white country that’s still mostly white oh wait that doesn’t exist anywhere in the world
I'm moving to San Francisco in August
Eastern Europe
You’re replying to a Jew spreading pro-Zionist propaganda (probably for money) albeit
There used to be an Anglo-Canadian mulatto living in Quebec who said his mother was Haitan
He used to post pictures of himself all the time
Welcome to the Internet - Bo Burnham (from "Inside" -- ALBUM OUT NOW)
terrone is confirmed in this thread because he already posted a picture of his desktop
Brian…
eastern europe
white
India is unironically African tier poor
I hate Jews and Israel, I just hate Muslims too and want Terrone to seethe
bbc.com
Mr Fletcher also expressed regret for saying recently that 14,000 babies could die within 48 hours in Gaza if aid was not allowed in - a claim the UN later drew back - and acknowledged a need to be "precise" with language.
Southern Asia
Asian
how about Boob Burnham
Israel
Jewish
hahaha hell yeah dude
Denounce Muhammad NOW
nypost.com
Israel kills 50+ children a day on average
Jesus has done much more damage to Europe than Mohammad.
Terrone is an anti-Zionist Jew who claims that Israel isn't Jewish and that America is the new Jewish promisedland
children
Children implies they're human (Semites are not human)
Denounce schizo is back...
Terrone you need to denounce being a fat subversive lying kike NOW
lmao @ those eyebrows
Miss Saigon and Cabaret
Overrated I must say
R1b nationalism
yep (i’m from the heart of africa)
mr bean aint funny
Chad
I'm N1c1 myself
Perkele…
I was training at a new post at work and I asked the supervisor if it would be ok for me to leave to get lunch and he was like sorry we get paid lunch here so you can't leave
I just got off the phone with the police and charged the supervisor with kidnapping . He LITERALLY told me I could NOT leave.
haplogroups
Never seen a vagina award
Imagine being some neolithic nigga on his way to Anatolia and you got fuckin lost
Ngl, he doesn't look bad. Would be easy for him to get a gf if he were neurotypical.
I was gonna post the pic of Terrone and his dad but it's not in my soyboy folder for some reason.
Kek
Seething retard who has no interests
I've definitely had sex with more people and more times than you have
The Slavs have committed untold crimes against my people
Maybe I should stop wasting my time on these shitty dating apps. It's not like I'm planning to go outside more.
Part of an embarrassing lineage and projecting about being an incel award
musta taken a wrong turn at albuquerque
I1 Nord reporting
Why? Because they're thick?
Lil niggas musta turned south at Mt Ararat instead of west
Palermo confirmed nordic
L1 is proto-European cucks, not even Indo-European chads
Finnic niggas also migrated in after the Indo-Europeans so they actually conquered land from them
Meant I1 haha oops
Putain pk tu t'infliges ça
never seen a vagina
It's probably not Indians but foreigners who mostly are speaking Arab over the past 3 years at the Tim Hortons I'm working at though. I'm one of the few white guy left. Sometimes they'll talk among themselves and I have no idea what they are saying since I don't know Arab. Foreigners workers have increased over the past years.
they look like deli sliced turkey
Got high and talked about haplogroups with a girl in college
She pretended to understand and then we had sex
what do they smell like
This happened
Pennies and a bag of sand
L1 is proto-European cucks, not even Indo-European chads
L1 just sorta appears in the historical record, it wasn't with the early Proto-Europeans but it wasn't with the Indo-Europeans either yet it appears almost at the same time as their arrival and somehow mogged everyone else in Scandinavia in a very short time. Muh ancestors musta raped a lot o algo
T'infliger quoi au juste?
Smoked crack with a woman outside of the 7-Eleven and she gave me the sloppiest of toppies in exchange for a Reese's Pieces
jesus saves, bro
I am just gonna rot in bed
how about you rot in bread
going for a 6pm swim
dating app called punchr where you meet up with a bitch and punch her in her stupid face
Pk tu vas sur Tinder si tu sors jamais de chez toi lol
because it's one eyebrow and she has to chop it in the middle, she cuts it the same way a city has to cut the grass between freeways.
resulting offspring will be ultrahairy unibrow mongoloids like Terrone.
Did you hear that the disgusting mulatto son is now a troon?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I'M GOIN BUCK FUCKIN WILD
BING BING WAHOOOOOOOOO
More dead kids means more gibs to the Hamas leaders living like kings in Qatar.
I'm your lord and savior
Should I just join the military?
22
Got laid off
Only have 5k really in savings
I can't get work because job market sucks
Don't have a car
Jesus Christ is my lord and savior
I'll fucking kill you for this blasphemy
Parce que je suis antisocial en général.
I thought Jesus was in all of us?
I wish I committed to learning French..........
Made myself an in and out martini
lmfao like pottery
Not in you, infidel scum
Being single past 25 is so fucking grim
Glad that isn't me
Même si je sortirais je ne serais pas à l'aise en public pour parler à des inconnus.
Icelandic anon waiting room ...
you have a bf?
Okay listen, I'm not racist, but...
I am NOT a homosexual, do NOT bring up that evil around this good CHRISTIAN thread you fucking savage
you have a gf?
Gay sex poop
Poopy gay sex right on the altar of your local church
I've been married for over a year
Unironically my wedding was October 7th 2023
your wife is brazilian?
She's a huwite American
"Christian"
says the f word
Ngmi
I used to have brain fog but I started taking a multivitamin and it's gone away I must've had some sort of deficiency
yeah if you look at your future and you don’t have any better prospects it’s better to do it sooner. or if you live near a seafarers union hall you could dip into your savings to get your merchant mariner credentials, they pay better and you don’t have to shave your head
Wake up, White People
Fuck is a good Christian swearword
Now, saying the Lord's name in vain?
How long does it take to do that?
I'm not huge on anal cause a pussy feels better for the most part
but for that one second where her butthole is struggling to wrap around the head of your cock then tightens as it finally fully envelops it is literally the best thing I've ever felt
faggots and troons co-opt another thread with their awful bullshit
what a surprise.
Nobody's talking about either of those
gay
86 degrees out and 44% humidity
Damned
97 degrees and 24% humidity
Hell yeah brothers
I may have to get rid of my rooster because another one of the "pullets" turned out to be a rooster. He hasn't grown yet but it'll be another few months before I'll have to figure out what to do with him
she looks like fat invadervie
103 degrees 8% humidity
Summer has only just begun
American government needs overthrown
How do we do it?
Does he have a name?
force him to transition so there's no problems, he'll be a hen in no time.
Gonna go on an incelwalk.
I have a fetish for masked women, I don't know where it comes from
Hava Nagila
Jason could find a tranny to date him if he would renounce his chud ways
Gather a bunch of retarded larpers and stand around the capitol
What if the honeymooners were gay
Dollarama has Poland-themed lollipops
Stan
She considers herself short...
They'd be called the Cummymooners and Ralph would spend every episode fisting Alonzo's ass until he threw up.
want to eat a girls ass in theory but I would never actually do it
She's a shawty
Who the hell is Alonzo
needs overthrown
Dumbass ESL nigga
Back to Guatemala
She's a Portuguese.
like a week to get your basic certification and a day to get your mic, not long at all. you need a couple other documents to be able to go international like your passport, that might take a while to get unless you expedite it. once you have it all together you can join the union and they offer a paid apprenticeship to basically any warm body
this girl needs to sit on my face jfc
too much ass
For you
NIGGER
my piss keeps coming out brown no matter how much water i drink lol
go to a doctor retard you probably have cancer
i’m balding so bad man
it reverses itself after a few years don't worry
Based facesitting enjoyer
Still waiting for Icelandic anon ...
Both of my grandpa's kept their full heads of hair well into their 70s and my hair is very thick so I'm in the clear
The downside is that I'm 5'7
ya getting ya drank awn?
at 26 I thought I'd be bald within 5 years because my hairline started receding slightly. But at 38 I can still wear my hair down past my shoulders if I want to. Though I had them cut recently because I don't like wearing them in a ponytail for practical purposes, it's bad for your hair. Besides, you know who wears ponytails? Metalheads, that's who!
I've worked in IT for 3 years and I have never spoken to a Microsoft support tech that isnt a jeet
the dinner
get ya freak on
Jason mogs you.
bro eating an ashtray
tornado watch
flood watch
Yet jeet neighbors are still outside making noise what the fuck
fuckin LOL
how about a little pasta with your oregano there
what does a womans ass feel like/
Touch your ass
It feels like that
I don't know
probably not unlike a mans
that cant be it
it's basil flakes
Just like man ass. They're no different. That makes ass men half gay btw
I'm a virgin so how would I know
Discuss Donald Trump and his actions as the president of the United States
pendejo
Bruh
No politics allowed on Anon Babble hermano
frozen chicken strips are a ripoff like half the weight is breading
Better than the Bumble/Tinder spam!
She would flip a table over a pickle inside her cheese burger.
The man is completely retarded
Wait until you find out how much of the "meat" is filler/water weight instead of an actual strip of meat.
The man is completely genius
this bitch would be lucky to get anyone's pickle, 34 year old dumpster
Just saw a Trump post from X and he capitalized words that he wanted to stress. I think average white Americans like to do that. Do you think that's a German heritage thing from all those Germans in the Midwest speaking and writing German as their first language until WWI?
Ngl the border shit and deportations are more action than I was expecting. Credit where credit is due I suppose. Though not directly related to trump or his policies, some of the uneducated states have become more bold about passing laws that would have otherwise been struck down with a swiftness federally. Stuff like texas' bill to require all classrooms display "in god we trust" and a large poster of the ten commandments. Not at all a fan of those kinds of development
I think the recent Trump taco meme is kinda mean. He doesn't deserve to be compared to Mexican food.
first ingredient is water
rfk fucking do something about this right now
PENDEJOOOOOOOOOO
I think he does that because most of his supporters are not used to read "long" texts.
HAPPY 4:20!!!!!!