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Enjoying the party edition

don't forget to bump shizodonian party thread

why do homosexuals prey on sashko so much
first the drag troon now this Him-looking butty boy

They heard about his Big Bulgarian Capиca

Nope non of my friends are gay

I fucking hate the gypsy op and most importantly, the shizo

Kys, pedo

lys, pedo

The greek is harrassing the whole board by trolling

Kek shut the fuck up trannyfucker

Thinking about masturbating but I'm not going to do it.

Thread is surprisingly lively for this hour and day

I feel kinda depressed bros

Mods should isp ban crete you asshole stalker piece of shit

Why did you post the gypsy?

Me too.

Because ai am drunk and emotional(ly retarded?)

don't krai mpikos it xapand
smail mpikos xit gouil xend

You're insanely schizophrenic, bro

Nope

Dude for the past 9 years you comment on my mental health what is the issue with you crazy autistic shithead get a break already

Seriously thanks for the support

The gayreek is or has been for the past 9years spreading disinformation dunno whats his issuee

I will keep drinking

You do that friend

Why bro?
Nothing is forever, this is painful

which liter we at gang

24 mil views for a gyppi singer

All bumkans WORSHIP gyppis

I just don't know why and when I can't make sense of things like this I sometimes either sad or angry and then I usually drink or take drugs or do both.

i walked past a jipsi house
dude still had his christmas tree and lights on

3.5 going strong

Yeap that's how it goes

Did any slutwhores harasse you?

no that doesn't happen
whenever i've had the misfortune of going to shitfia or varna however all kinds of people harrassee me

A bumgarian whore from varna also harassee me when i was a teen, truly traumatic

For real ?

I posted that ironically bro

Sadly, I didn't

2R arent even felt and that was in the ocean

Ok thank God, my folks are there. Now I can safely keep on drinking

Ever tried going a month without drinking?

I rarely drink, mostly on Christmas and Easrern in my village. But last 3-4 days were a struggle and had to

I thought you were rasha, he is the onw ho drink every day

das me
i done 2 months january and february of this year sober
before that last year i did may - october sober or sommin.. i don't recall really
sobriety sux bro

Plus the only cheap left in this hellhole of a country is alcohol. Beer or rakia?

Quit drinking bros

put anythin with alcohol in front of me and i won't complain but i'm generally a beer guy
spirits i seem to always very quickly develop a tolerance to and it doesn't make sense economically

lach said to jus take a shot when you feel the buzz wear off, yeah i don't do that, i don't allow the buzz to wear off that's the whole point of using beer. keeps tolerance development low and you can very easily adjust the buzz valve cos you got a huge volume of it always in ya stomach so it takes longer to process that much liquid vs spirits which is fast come, fast to leave.

wine just sucks for me, midwit choice for buzz maintenance. 2 - 4x stronger than regular beer, a lot less volume, i just end up drinking 4 liters of it a day before you know it, it sucks on the stomach

But it makes me forget about my problems for a while

I mean they are right everything is pretty miserable, i don't reallyd rink though as it makes me feel worse whenever i do.

Yeap beer is great for this kind of use. Got the same methodology, with the exception of cocktails. Favorite beer brand ?

i'm on staropramens now, don't really have a fav brand
my go-to for a decade was pirinsko cos i drank it durin family gatherins and it was familiar to me so i stuck with it
in my 20s livin abroad i drank a ton of heineken, that was super basic bitch and it did the job
fell in love with blue ledenika briefly when i was 25, if it was still around today i would have married that bottle, she's the one that got away
never tried anything fancy like hipster craft beers
jus a regular provincial boi lookin for the least discomfort-inducin piss he can drink lots of over long periods of time

on the dead homies yall can catch this fade

The piss to proce ratio. Staripramen is actually decent. I like Zagorka a lot, a bit light but gets the job done. Ariana is the worst one for me.
Never heard of blue ledenika desu. You remind me of a colleague, great lad, loves to drink to feel like home

hm well experimentation is nice, i've tried all kinds of domestic cheap beers, problem is you gotta work up the taste buds for it
man i wish someone came up with tasteless beer, i'd be in so much trouble
if someone could remove flavor and carbs from beer and just make a 5% - 8% fizzy water tastin beer that would be awesome
i tried that last weekend with vodka and fizzy water 13% and it tasted pretty good but i drank it all in that day, very bad investment

Mental that he doesnt have cirrhosis

i kina had a epiphany about kcal and ethanol per lev last weekend doin mental math but in practice a diluted vodka in fizzy water tastes so soft and unvodkalike you could drink it forever and that's kinda scary

Never abused alcohol for more than a month desu. Got a relative who's an alcoholic for the last 50 years, but he drinks tsipouro(greek rakia)

Fizzy water and hard liquid is fire but makes you want more and more from.my experience

Bro the liver is one of the few organs that's a beast. It takes hall decades to start degenerating. That being said, alcohol fucks your brain up

i pace myself very slowly, never go past 500ml beer per 30 min, usually 500ml per hour, wake up fresh
never had no symptoms except upset stomach, the runs, etc. it's usually my stomach would betray me and make me have to slow down. i'll eat something retarded with the booze and next day i'm sick and don't feel like drinkin :(

there's some insane niggas with stomachs of iron
niggas can chug 1 liter of spirits and be fine
speed drinkers are insane
niggas is built without anti-toxin self preservation mechanisms

I know I'll regret it tomorrow but I still have some oxy and I 'll takd it then go to slepp.

Until you get a liver enzyme blood test and you're counting the result numbers in the hundreds or higher lol

gotta die of sommin
my uncle got diagnosed with cirrhosis, he would drink his pills with rakia
from developin jaundice to slippin into a coma it was less than 3 months i think
nigga just drifted off to sleep

Based junkie schizo f11 haver

Still if you compare it with the lungs for example, it's the champ

Have some friends in sofia who study med, it's crazy how many bullgies are with cirrhosis

it's so funny the dumb ways dudes will die
niggas is gettin high on single-cell fungal urine and farts and breakin their organs

imagine bein the grug who discovered drinkin rotten fruit water made him feel kina good

There are videos of chimps doing that
youtube.com/watch?v=NemgGJIwmQI
Also apparently the first uses of wheat was in beer, bread was only made later

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