Is your language a simplified version of another one?

DUDE NYNORSK LMAO

There is a pretty solid argument to be made that Danish is simplified Swedish.

No, British English is simplified Latin.

British English is simplified American.

newnorwegian

Redpill me on this language. How close to Swedish is it?

t. doesnt have a language

kingdom of poland predates kingdom of sweden by 25 years but whatever you say
there's 3 countries in scandinavia you fucking monkey

swedish

is swedish even standardized or is it like norweigian where they just pretend like they speak a separate language

How close to Swedish is it?

Closer than a Somali dick and a virgin swedish pussy.

Swedish is standardised and homogenised like French and Russian, they genocided all dialects and forced one Reichsswedish or you get euthanized or at best sterilised.

Swedish is standardised and homogenised

You misspelled "sterilized and homosexualized"

elaborate

Very. Many of the words that they "replaced" from bokmål are just Swedish words. Which is pretty funny.

delaborate

Written yes, it’s still very dialectal, i can hardly understand some dialects and every city a few miles apart have their own

Swedish is arguably simplified Low German.

Titten yes, it's still very diabolical. I can fartly understand some dilates and every clitty a few miles afart have their own

wtf I love Nynorsk now.

homogenised like French and Russian

if you wnat to talk about homogenized you could say polish or english not fucking russian where you have half a continent pretending they don't speak russian or even french which is at least as varied as english
sweden has some history but correct me if i'm wrong, when in history was norway a separate entity from denmark?

Are you trying to be funny?

It's especially evident in word endings.

Is this the German version of matgeekpsykfallet?

testgeek

Kazakh is simplified old turkic

asg

I don't know anything about Polish, why would I then bring it up, Grzgzgzgzgzgzggorz Kurwopierdolinski.

Russian is homogenised because soviets forced muscovitism on every part of Russia.

English has dialects. French is the definition of homogenisation.

no dialects

based retard.

t. Skanefag

Other than accents there are no more dialects in Homogeniseden

french which is at least as varied as english

European French is extremely homogeneous. Everyone speaks the same standard French. The only slight difference is accent and even that is fading away.

Completely incorrect.

Disprove it.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_dialects
It's time to stop typing

No, you made the claim, you prove it.

Most of these "dialects" have like three small things that separates them from each other. Pretending like this is similar to Italian dialects like Sicilian and Venetian is laughable. Most people in Norrland sound like Stockholmers, with the exception of the melody

Oh i get it you’re that ”please hate on my country” poster aka Anon Babblefaggots

nah we're chillin

AHH WE JUST GOT ROASTE
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You're just wrong about everything no matter have confidently you state it. As usual, I suppose.

niggas speaking the same shit with different melody is a separate dialect

'No'.

English is just simplified French

L’anglais n’existe pas. C’est du français mal prononcé ou quelque chose comme ça

Come back to me when you understand elfdalian faggot

English is simplified Esperanto.

um did you know that in norrland we have this ting called

Fuck off. You are not special. You are not unique. Gothenburg is more different to Stockholm than Stockholm is to Norrland

Come back to me when you find one unironic speaker of Elfdalian.

No, it isn't. You keep stating these absurdly incorrect things very confidently, with zero evidence for your claim. Zero.

Why does Belgium and Suisse use Septante, Huitante, and Nonante but not quatre-vingt?

because it makes sense

Because they are basé et rougepillé

um did you guys know that in norrland we have dis thing cålld...

YES. Every part of Sweden has it

That's what dialects are. It's pretty common for native speakers to deny their significance like you are doing here.

Italian dialects like Sicilian and Venetian

Sicilian and Venetian are separate languages, not dialects. Calling them dialects is like if Scandinavian countries all unified, enforced Swedish as the main language, and started calling Danish and Norwegian "dialects of Swedish"
Not that anything like that would ever happen, haha..

This is anglo propaganda.

Zero evidence to back up anything you're saying. Talking out of your ass, because you simply don't know any better.

Quatre-vingt doesn’t bother me as much as soixante-dix. If I said something like les années nonante in France, would frogs get mad?

Give me some quick facts about your dialect and what makes it unique

Can you give a single source that states that Sweden doesn't have dialects beside your head canon? Because you're coming off as a clueless retard right now.

this
online Swedes in particular make me hate this people with the force of a thousand suns
clueless in every such matter, and they look down upon the study thereof

Give some quick proof of your claim. You can't. You've simply convinced yourself of something that's false, foolishly opened your mouth very confidently, and now you're too embarrassed to admit that you shouldn't have because you're wrong.

I'm not the guy who claimed Sweden doesn't have any dialects. Just that Norrland doesn't have. It's just a gayer version of the Stockholm dialect

He knows everything. You know nothing. He wins. You lose.

GOOD DAY!

They’d just look at you like you’re retarded.

That's equally wrong.

Kill yourself.

I hope you'll live forever.