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you know i'm glad the minecraft movie was a success

chuds love elon and tesla now

Guess I'm just cool like that

goodnight

I look like this

i wonder if they consummated

how come coffee is great and wakes me up but caffeine pills dont do shit

Coke is the only soda I know of that has caffeine

Coffee has soul
Caffeine pills don't

could be your caffeine tolerance. coffee has a lot of caffeine in the west where coffees are massive 12-16oz cups

So insanely horny tonight. I was sexting with this girl.
I think I masturbated like three times and I still feel a small inkling of desire to do it one more time.
I feel like having a real girl lusting after me increases my libido a hundred times more than porn ever could

little brodie's done with the tutorial level... DAMN...

Pooooooop

Hoe ass niggas

Smells

I'm going to tap that ass

*Indian voice* saar where is the nearest shitting street?

yo i need this
youtu.be/sFm6mZvdEBU

You must be so bored

i ate so much church's chicken
they are open until 4am so i been ordering it a lot and clogging my arteries

i ate so much church's chicken

they are open until 4am so i been ordering it a lot and clogging my arteries

Lots of different cameras and sensors to people can tell you paid more money for the high end model

I asked ChatGPT

For me it's yerba mate

For me it's Herpa Derpa Mate because i'm retarded

I just drank a pot of Yorkshire Gold like a good WASP Elite

Oi mate where’s your Yerba loicense

if you were svedish it could be Hinga Dinga Durgen

I will drink a mate to honor my gaucho heritage.
Las malvinas seran Argentinas otra vez

brappin while you're fappin
kino for multiple senses

Swedish chef has been a disaster for sweden's public image

So true

I don't get the appeal at all
It's just a bunch of grass in water

Same thing could be said about tea.

I regret not making amanita tea tonight

youtu.be/qpf_sEP8sZo?si=uleW2ZYMq-JffR-7

I had to listen to this terrible song so now you all do too

imagine having a province called New Mexico LOL
wtf were they thinking

Why did you have to listen to this song?

I went down a rabbit hole, I don't want to talk about it

It's a kino state though

Just read about that time Mormons massacred 120 innocent people traveling in a wagon train

New Brunswick is kind of funny, since most Canadians don’t even know where Old Brunswick is (in Germany)

Also, doing New Scotland in Latin (Nova Scotia) so plebs can’t understand what it means is funny, too

CHICKEN JOCKEY!!!!!!

New Scotland in Latin (Nova Scotia)

I had no idea

Caffeine is water activated, you need to drink more fluids to get the full effect

But sweedish fish have made up for it somewhat

People eat that in america?

he doesn’t speak Latin

educatio americana…

Australia has an election soon

Surstromming? Really?

Canada’s is today albeit

How are you supposed to it this?

I wish all politicians would fuck off and die.

Edgy 13 year old

I didn’t grow up eating any form of canned fish, so even mild stuff like canned tuna is pretty disgusting to me. The closest thing that I was exposed to as a child was friends and family who had cats and fed them tinned cat food, so that’s what the smell and taste evokes for me. I’ll still have it occasionally, but it has to be heavy covered up with other flavours.

Like deenz. I tried it once it was foul.

I will have an erection soon.

My hottest take: the revolutionary war was a mistake, everyone in America would be happier today if we never left the common wealth and eventually became peacefully independence with a parliamentary government

To be clear, I love fresh seafood of all kinds. It’s just the canned fish = cat food thing that I can’t get out of my head.

"The only good liberal is a dead liberal" - Jagmeetowelhead Patel

Future Canadian Supreme leader

Swedish Fish is a bit weird coming from here. It's just a random type of pick 'n' mix candy here. Like if you randomly picked a bin and decided to sell just that one.

The Commonwealth would be better and stronger if America and its influence had remained as well. Too bad London fumbled it so badly

braindead retard take

Yes we eat this

I love these
I love Mike n ikes too

He is projected to lose his seat, and his party is projected to lose official party status in parliament. Putting a jeet in charge may lead to the death of their whole party in time.

Unironically the only good swedish export
my father use to bring me these as a child

what about DYNAMITE?!?!

This retard has been carrying water for the Libs for years.
Jag will be gone by tonight.

get his ass

Bizarre first image to appear on google

files.catbox.moe/saze6j.mp4

For me it's ABBA, and Opeth.

I don't think we import dynamite from sweden. America is the top exporter of prepared explosives in the world

erm... IKEA?!?

Or Caramelldansen

My favourite Jagmeet Singh moment was when he started accusing everyone of being racist for calling him Jagmeet, instead of pronouncing it like Jugmeet. Then transliterate it as Jugmeet, you fucking idiot. It doesn’t have to be Jag-; his foreign language doesn’t even use Latin characters, so it’s not like he’s maintaining a different orthography like Poles or whatever

what about BLACK DYNAMITE?!

Jackoff Semen

Their entire claim to fame is cheap garbage furniture. They can't compete with the shakers.

Pussy drip dr-dr-drip droplet >>>> chicken jockey

what does jag meat taste like

ain't nobody heard of Shaker Meatballs

Ugh this movie was so kino

Probably curry

Does carnivore meat taste different from herbivore meat?

I bet you eat swedish tacos too

For me? It’s

/cum/ movie night when???

For me, it’s got to be Gagjeet Stinkh

Pretty trippy movie. Danish director btw.

So true

What are your top 5 Swedish movies

Let The Right One In is good

youtu.be/SCZI7fZJlgE

What I found really stupid about Anora was the casting. The prostitute actress and the rich boyfriend actor were both Jews who looked extremely Jewish, but then the rich boyfriend’s parents were played by non-Jews who looked Russian. So the prostitute and rich boyfriend looked much more closely related to each other than the boyfriend did to his own purported parents. Dumb!

It's crazy how penises were designed to go inside vaginas
Why didn't evolution select for asexual reproduction? It would be so much more efficient. If incels could breed with themselves it would solve the incels problem too

tfw your discord kitten goes and drowns his sorrows in troonshine.

Gonna be honest I'm gonna miss his retard antics. Some thing for Trudy. Carney is such a soulless husk it's unnerving.

Is he Swedish

Yep.

Hardly ever watch movies in general, but some random classic ones:
Fucking Åmål
Jägarna
Jönssonligan
Sällskapsresan (probably not actually that good, but everyone can quote a bunch of stuff from it - it's like the Swedish National Lampoon's Vacation)
Torsk på Tallinn

Haven't even seen any Bergman movies. I'm a traitor.

I then overstepped and sent a pictureof myself naked, but she says she still wants to be friends

lol
rookie move, bonehead

Sällskapsresan

If it doesn't have lots of boobies it can't be compared to Vacation

i gotta stop watching all these police body cam videos and shit

Definite lack of boobies, unfortunately.

The theme is kinda kino: youtube.com/watch?v=TD01yQqHl8E

She started it. She started off texting me pic of herself in like only a bra.
Women are tricky

Instead of fighting disinfo propaganda on the internet I just make up my own on the spot and claim thats actually the truth now
It seems to work better because even if people dont believe me it makes them actually question both sides instead of just blinding believing

How about Police Booty Cams and they get token black police officers to strip and do the thug shaker on camera

Fucking Åmål

I remember seeing some of that on TV when I was a kid. Might be my first ever fap.

you're supposed to just say how hot she is. live and learn, rook

Yeah, remember it being pretty steamy.

nstead of fighting disinfo propaganda on the internet

lmao get a life, fagtard

no

She asked for a pic. First I just sent one of me shirtless. She said I was handsome.
Then I asked if she wanted to see more. She says yes. I ask "how much more everything?". She says "however much you want lol"

Sexual reproduction is better because you can select for stronger genes and change things up when needed

she led me on

sounds like she wanted slow burn and you incinerated her

Goodnight gents
Sleep well
Don't give up

evolution is not "chosen" it's not even survival of the fittest
it's just random chance
the two strongest and most capable and intelligent men kill eachother? looks like evolution "chose" this only remaining men to pass on their seed. If do not believe in a God having some hand in the creation and design of life then it really is just pure random chance

Yeah I should've just posted a slightly more revealing photo instead of going all out
I was horny, not thinking straight. I think she still likes me though
I apologized and said I felt really stupid

I’ve had lots of sex, but never once sent or received nudes lol

She says "however much you want lol"

women almost never want nudes from guys. the safe bet is to almost always keep your clothes on, and if she wants more make her beg for it.

first time listening to this guy
bursted out laughing

She said she'd rather be "naughty" with me in person.
Too bad she lives all the way in the U.K

women almost never want nudes from guys

Why is this the case? Women are such a mystery it's like they don't get aroused by visual stimuli like men do? Or what is the underlying reason?

I have received nudes from many women, sometimes completely unsolicited.

One time this girl and her sister that I was friends with sent me a bunch of nudes out of nowhere and it felt awkward and I stopped talking to them after that

The erroneous keyword here is the word random, as the chances are skewed by evolutionary fitness. If it were truly random chance, then you wouldn’t get stuff happening like tons of different species evolving into crabs (Carcinisation), or animals in Australia evolving into marsupial equivalents of the same species that exist in the rest of the world to fill the same ecological niches.

I only ever did the phone sex thing once. I wasn't all that into it but the girl sure was. She lived on the other side of the country but we met at scout camp (she was an archery instructor and I spent a lot of time at the range). Let me feel her up but there was never a chance to full on bone

Women are such a mystery it's like they don't get aroused by visual stimuli like men do?

of course not. how do you not know this

when you look at it at an individual level it is completely random. Born in a country with no regulations on their food and poor education? whoops looks like you're not infertile and won't be able to spread your genes.
Born right as a volcano goes off? Looks like you are completely wiped from the gene pool. Meteor struck right as your species was emerging? looks like you weren't fit enough to survive a mass extinction event. It's just about as random as it gets. "Crab" is a human construct. I seriously doubt all "crabs" consider each other to be the same or even similar from their perspective.

Then what does arouse them?? Are they aroused by like platonic ideals?

Time to artistically over analyze a simple video game until I burn myself out and fall asleep
Might even update the wiki today with my findings

Why would you look at it on an individual level? It's about as far from the individual level as it can get

what's something interesting about you?

women love compliments that are genuine, and they love written erotica they love that shit

I speak both spanish and english natively.

I'm an autistic nerd who has also worked almost every trade and taught myself to weld in a week because my boss agreed to a welding job without knowing how to weld and I have a big cock

prefer not to say

Weird, I really can't understand that. I sometimes feel like we're different species or something
I'm happy being a guy. So much easier to get off...see boob penis goes up, white stuff comes out,. None of this icky emotion crap

based and mysterious

i'm watching a youtube video

I know why you asked that question.

i spotted the spinny post too lol

Isn't it crazy how we're all best friends?

i need to find a cute feeder gf to feed me lots so i can grow big and healthy

don't mistake being tolerable even when posting anonymously as some kind of attempt at friendship

don't mistake being tolerable even when posting anonymously as some kind of attempt at friendship

real motherfucking incel ass niggas

from now on to wake myself up i am going to dip my head in cold water

india has my full support

thank you brother

Can not fathom genuinely supporting either pakistan or india

youtu.be/Ao2GsXHMD_4

indians are chill and indian girls are cute. pakistanis have rape gangs

india has rape gangs and they support both russia and israel and somehow china who supported and aided pakistan last time they had a war with pakistan
indians have shown themselves as no ally of ours so idk why we would ever support them

yeah, i do that too. it's called washing your face?

for real

Imran Khan supported Russia over Ukraine, so the CIA removed him and put him in prison

I wouldn’t do that, but I don’t really see that much of a difference between marrying a porn star and marrying a girl with like 10+ bodies, which is practically all of them

the liberals

diversity ever increases.

I’m more inclined to softly root for the Pakistanis, since Canada is predominantly flooded with Indians and not Pakistanis, but I can understand countries like the UK that are flooded with problem Pakistanis more than Indians having the opposite feeling. Either way, it’s fundamentally not my problem.

My pussy tastes like pepsi cola

What does the Indo-Pak conflict look like represented on this sort of spectrum, I wonder

Bloc Québécois & Greens & liberals & NDP are planning to make university free.
University quality is much greater that way.

Gtfo, fagrael.

Fall to your actions.

Per I’m Russia, Palestine, China :)

There is no conflict.

Says fagrael.

Typical.

What if you get nuked by Pakistan after you get remigrated home to India

Victory to girl religions.

Fagraels obsession with harming South Asia is strange.

brapping so much

I am le white person

NUKE CANADA

Ok, Fag species

University is not a classism, university must be free.

I don't care about brown or brown-adjacent politics. it simply does not register as real to me

I'm gonna-

4:42am

time to eat

Truckers complain that they can't see cars nxt to them or behind them or in front of them but its the year 2025 and half of the electric cars have cameras for side view mirrors so why don't trucks, which cost hundreds of thousands of dollars, have those same cameras so they can see all around them

Regions must divide to increase self determination

bruh life is like a liminal space and we're all in the backrooms

Housing is a right.
Spaces for loitering & neutral/non-coercive community centers is a right.

Food is a right.

Regional self determination is a right.

It’s terrible if every region is the same. LiminalSpace wastelands are the enemy.

i'm still drinking, but i have plans. my neighbor gave me some fried chicken
from his cookout in foil, and the grocery store had a good deal on corn. i shucked those before getting boozy and boiled them, so all i have to do tomorrow is peel some potatoes and mash them to some bee gees and i'll have a feast on my hands. a feast!

I was at a stop light on my motorcycle behind a tesla once and I could see a little motorcycle model moving around on the display relative to the car. It was pretty accurate to my position too

Fapped twice and now my penis hurts award

I wish I knew I was in the good ol days when I was in them

Ya but like, who's going to pay for it because it isn't going to be me

believe it or not, you're in them now.

getting that cuppa of bean water in me

was buddha a brahmin incel?

Eurangutan power outage lmao

How do you tell a Mexican you dont want another Tortilla?

Tortillno gracias

What did cartel send the family of Burrito vender?

His Burritoe

What does a Mexican say to his white friends when the party is over?

it's time to Gringo home

Why does he have a Luxembourgeois flag painted on his face?

feel i can see my twink death happening a bit
fuck this is scary
any recommendations to prevent anything too extreme? my hair is good still

Start HRT

my issue is that im gaining weight/fat despite going to the gym/eating pretty well
pretty sure female hormones would only make me retain fat even morr

twink

gymcel

Grim. You'll look like Sam Hyde in a couple years.

You don't work out to lose weight, grandpa. You fast.

If you want to slow facial aging, especially with respect to wrinkles:
Topical retinol, collagen supplementation, hyaluronic acid, high quality moisturizer

This is something you have to start early and proactively, as it can’t really be undone once it starts

i almost exclusively do cardio
okay thank you, looking into yhat now

let's take a drive someplace.
youtu.be/4StTjnaqVls?si=C9Zp6cJh0QdJ9b_c

it's 6am i am still awake and i'm watching tiktok videos

kek, watch your mouth you French Philanthropist

My kitchen nappy asf

when did the site come back online?

Few days ago

i was afraid i might have to start hanging out with my co-workers.

hello

Have the jannies been more butthurt since the "incident"?

At least in my experience, they seem to be more lenient; I have made some slightly spicy posts and did not get banned, whereas they may have resulted in a ban before. It’s borderline stuff though, so it could be nothing

liberal win tonight

hello to yourself. how is it going, honey?

meet a white-looking person

he has a Spanish last name

dunno why i still find it so fucking weird when this happens. it’s not super common but when it happens i feel almost betrayed

doing okay. how about you?

my OCD is kicking my ass

a lot of them probably just transferred to discord.

reminder that goat of the /cum/gen has a mommy fetish and is a literal cuckold

hello /cum/

grim

hello

Toil over in 9 minutes
Alone in the office watching girlfeet on instagram

No, quite the opposite.
We have realized that the Jannies are our friends so the posts have all been by the rules

good morning sirs

morning bud

morning good sir

hows it going?

going good

I consoomed the Switch 2

feel like modding tf2 but i easily get bored of the game after a few minutes

jerkin hard or hardly jerkin

nice to hear

LMAO

For which games?

Mario Kart

why is it nice to hear you wouldnt give a shit if i got ran over by a dump truck tomorrow

sick of fake ass motherfuckers in this thread pretending to be friendly

latinos are white

india invading pakistan right now

dont care

So how long was Anon Babble down? I've had a busy past week

12 days

we should care though and the CIA/MI6 should fund both sides. If we can successfully convince people to go back to pakistan/india to help their nations out in warfare then we can deport millions of them. It's a 200 IQ play. Anounce discounted plane tickets back and as soon as 98%~ of the population goes back to help their nation we IMEDIIATELY shut down the border and don't let them back in

I heard the place got hacked so i'm checking in with my cumfrens. Seems they also broke 4chanx

im just hoping india commits war crimes so it can be alienated from the rest of the world

video games and porn arent doing it for me anymore

there will be millions of refugees

my lord and savior jesus christ will punish you for slandering me

literally just reject them and say sorry you're not European. There would be no problem with refugees if our governments simply said no. What is a refugee going to do? cry?lmao

it's ok I have a mommy fetish too (but I am not a cuckold)

i don't have a mommy fetish nor am i a cuckold. repent. apologize to me and he will forgive you

Seems they also broke 4chanx

works fine for me

this is why we need groypers to infiltrate the CIA. This is the perfect opportunity to undertake a massive propaganda campaign throughout the west where millions of indian and pakistani men will self-deport. It's perfect.

the estrogen is working my boobs are blossoming

You dont infiltrate the CIA, the CIA infiltrates you...

Made one

groypers are all indian and pakistani to begin with so I don't understand the point of this

absolute dog poop of a thread

They nuked the chrome extension but I put the tampermonkey thing in

groypers hate indians and pakis
its worth a try when the payoff would be the deportation of millions of foreign men

India will win, they are planning a shitskreig

geg

I will not be rude to indians anymore; what goes around comes around

enough making fun of Indians
It's not funny anymore

it was never funny, we were always being serious

im oblivious to all the happenings

third worlders are so fucking funny sometimes, saw a post on r*ddit about someone looking for a makeup artist for a photoshoot in middle of nowhere southeast asia and the responses are like "I will be of informing the artist located at shitass street that you are in need of his services please be there at 10am" they don't know who you are dude what the fuck

I want a girlfriend who calls me a good boy and pats my head I'm sick of feigning "normality" to pretend I don't

you're a good boy
**smacks your head**

Well, Jason?

i just can't memorize my new phone number

everyone knows taboo fetishes belong in the closet, not prancing around on the streets.

natives annoy me more than indians per capita

I would unironically fall for you if you did that to me in real life

what if i slapped your bummy cheeks?

ok schizojeet

the state of the young american adult male

2 hours

Lel

Sadly yes

used to cam for this cute older woman who would call me good boy she was australian thoughbeit

Honestly that's pretty hot anyway

Femboy ass cheeks

when some retard says Hispanics aren't White so you just have to give them that Faustian stare

what if i coomed on your bummy cheeks?

i should stop playing with my willy

Honestly maybe

it's funny when Pedros try to dress all preppy and act super proud of their generic government jobs.

what if i coomed in your bummy hole?

Hispanics when they don't work

leeches pieces of inferior shitskins

Hispanics when they do work

hehe look at these brownies takiing themselves seriously

cant win with these people

Poopy

Same answer as last time
Honestly I just don't want to live with foreigners, I really only want to live with ethnic Europeans
Is that racist? Probably, but it's how I feel

Same answer as last time

sex sex sex

it's crazy how like every word had to be invented and everyone else just accepts what it means

Hispanics are ethnic Europeans

Hahaha
Look I just want a girlfriend who calls me a good boy
That's how language is, a lot of things are made up but we all collectively accept them
Depends on the hispanic
Some brown latinx that's like 40% Spanish 60% Aztec? No. White person who just so happens to be from a Latin American country and has the last name Hernandez or something? Yes.

New? When? Hurry the FUCK up

New