Portuguese bro, I don't feel so good

its crazy how many views this low effort channel gets

why is*

kek

nigway

for me its the videos where they do scandinavian languages and invite a Finn and then every time they go wooooooooah that is so different every time the Finn opens her mouth

sorry, all posts in this thread are my samefagging posts through VPNs

who even watch this type of shit

zoomers

Interesting looking 'norwegian'
Retards

daily reminder that Romanians created an artificial pseudo-Romance language in 19th century based on French mixed with Italian and Slavic pronunciation
Romanian (Vlach) from 18th century sounds nothing like a Romance language (leave aside that it was written in cyrillic lmao)

They have plenty of portuguese guests there, it's just the usual thing that channels do where they invite a brazilian, put a brazilian flag on the thumbnail and get automatically 100k more views than they would get if they did not have one on. Brazilians just like viewing content about themselves made by foreigners, it's a form of inferiority complex that needs constant validation, in portuguese it's called "vira-lata" complex. There's countless foreigners that got famous by doing content aimed at brazilians, I think the same thing happens with content creators for indians and indonesians.

lol retard

no offense but wtf is romania doing there
this weird and recent fashion of mentionning romania is weird and inorganic
romania is as relevant as those stan countries

No, Romania is the true heir of Roman warriors after the fall of Rome

the actual frenchman you're quoting is completely right
go back to gypsia

me because I have a crush on the brazilian girl

shes brazilian, their Portuguese is botched and different than proper portuguese. Also they have a Portuguese guy on those videos.
Brazilians are like retarded with some speech impediment or some shit. Every language they speak they do it with a weird accent.

it genuinely sounds like an entirely different language, portuguese people sound vaguely russian, brazillians sound like they're recovering from a stroke

I can read simple things like news headlines or a chair manual in French, even without ever having studied the language. French is easier than it looks.

rude

You should be happy to have been invited in one of those videos for once

retard
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neacșu's_letter

Romania had no history before 1500

Like Finland ?

You guys butcher every language.

Portuguese words and how you pronounce it

Boa Noite = Boa noichi
Diferente = Diferenchi
Sotaque = Sotaqui
Gelado = Sorvechi
Brasil = Braziu
Mas = Mais

English words and how you pronounce it

iPhone = iPhoney
Adidas = Adjidas
Ford = Fordi
McDonalds = Mecki donelds
Ketchup = Ketichupi
Team = Chimi (for some reason you retards write it like "Time")

I could tell you to read some text on vocaroo so everyone on Anon Babble to listen to you and they wouldnt understand shit.

a chair manual

lel
French is easier than it sounds*

would
would
would
would

trvke:
Brazilian Portuguese > French > Italian > Spanish > Romanian > Euro Portuguese

Indian tiktoks were kino though

Portuguese words and how you pronounce it

Literally every example you gave is just regional accent variations. I don't pronounce any of those words like that.

Interesting looking 'finn'

youtube.com/watch?v=fTG-zWOOklg

than it looks

90% of all my contact with the french language was through text.

The text of the letter was written in the Cyrillic script, and is composed of three parts. The introduction in Old Church Slavonic,

lmao
I can literally read and understand this "Romanian"

that's the point, you "romanized" it artificially in 19th century, Romanian peasants didn't understand this "new" Romanian spoken by elites until they weren't taught it at school

Portuguese words and how you pronounce it

left side= Countryside

Right side= City folk

Team = Chimi

We pronounce it as "teen"

Learning French as a native English speaker is so fucking messed up. There are too many false cognates (you call them faux amis which I think is so cute) between our languages.

Kind of shocking that there are more French words in our vocabulary than Anglo-Saxon words. You guys really buck broke England

anon that happens with every new world country, or do you think southern texas speak like someone from northern england?

210055021
Put more effort in baiting, fag

If you know Portuguese + English then written French should be easy to decipher. Listening a song or a movie must be quite a different story.

French Spanish and Portuguese are mostly spoken outside of their original countries lmao
Italian and Romanian are the only real Romance languages

it was romanian with Cyrillic script

why is their average height so low then

kek

false cognates (you call them faux amis which I think is so cute) between our languages.

éventuellement

there was a bit of a dark age between the slavs breaking the danube frontier and the middle ages

Why French is so different with other Romance language?

ESL-ahh title

why can I understand it then

do you only send your small ones over here to work then? fair play if you've stepped up your nutrition in recent years to get the average up to normal though

The Brazilian girl in these videos is literally perfect.

Tenho que aprender o português.

sorry she HATES euroboys

J’oublie parfois que le verbe «blesser» ne signifie pas bénir

I mean she moved to fucking Korea and learned the language to fluency. Obviously she is a white horse.

No, it's French or romance language English.
"is" is well placed for French pipo, it's like in French this form

What does she think about white Amerifat men?

there are somes roman books seething about how short they are compare too northern barbarians

umh... Finland didn't have history before 1990 sweetie.

there is no way in hell you understand this it's all latin words stop making shit up

I pak dau știre domnietale za lucrul turcilor, cum am auzit eu că împăratul au ieșit den Sofiia și aimintrea nu e. Și se-au dus în sus pre Dunăre.

I pak să știi domniia-ta că au venit un om de la Nicopoe de mie mi-au spus că au văzut cu ochii lui că au trecut ceale corăbii ce știi și domniia-ta pre Dunăre în sus.

I pak să știi că bagă den toate orașele câte 50 de oamini să fie în ajutor în corăbii.

Mas ela gosta estadunidenses, não é?

There's no right or wrong way to pronounce a certain letter/syllable/word

Do you also say "different with" instead of "different from"?

From

I remember I wrote the word douche instead of shower in English class...

retard
pain
actuellement
délai

different with

youtube.com/shorts/srD1WcOwIsw

you guys sound dumb

I honestly prefer the Union Jack for English.

You are not wrong but also there's the fact that Brazilians alone are 80% of all Portuguese speakers. It just makes more sense to use our flag to represent the language overall, instead of clinging to the irrelevant place where it originated

According to the latest research, the Romanians are indeed descended from the Romans. Here is the story:
Contrary to what we know so far, the mother wolf did not have two children, but 3: Romulus, Remus and Romanus. Since the wolf had only two breasts, she could only suckle two children. So the third (Romanus) had only the father's dick. This is why they were called the daco-Romanians. Later he founded Bucharest

noooooooooooo you can't speak english with accent you must speak like a true englishman (from north or south?) or american (texan, cali, ny or from the north?)

btw enjoy this one, tugabro
youtube.com/watch?v=7EylePeg4CE

You are underage. You're 16 max.

that one's fucking old
haven't heard it in ages

hnngh

just be normal

their Portuguese is botched

Ironic because our *pronunciation* is closer to the original, while the variant from Portugal is the most mutated one. This is why European Portuguese doesn't even sound like a Romance language anymore.
Now, to be fair, we do be botching in the grammar department doe

so true

yeah its super old havent heard it in like 15 years lol i just remembered randomly

abszolút egység

The same song, one version by a Portuguese and another by a Brazilian. Which one sounds better?

youtube.com/watch?v=5bVvADTywUg
OR
youtube.com/watch?v=dC2jJuTe2O0

I don't pronounce my Ts and Ds like that. Also, if you live in the half of the country that says "mais" instead of "mas" you probably use "sutaqui" instead of "sotaqui", so your examples are not only arbitrary but messed up and all over the place

I think some states in the southeast use both mais AND sotaqui

The new world was a mistake
Nuke the americas and start from scratch

the ottomans should have colonized the americas, by now i would be married at some girl that my family arranged to me, instead i'm eating a bauru and posting on an anime website during home office.

Really hate the "hoes sitting in a row" genre on youtube

Representing languages by government flags is retarded.
French is by no means atypical in relation to the other Romance languages. The main differences are

heavy rearrangement of the vowel system, from 7 vowels (typical Continental Romance) to a bunch of them

aggressive consonant lenition and deletion

You see both things in other Romance languages though, specially if you look past those government-backed ones. For example, Lombard and other languages from northern Italy show a rather similar vowel system to French; Caipira Portuguese also lenited /ʎ//j/; some Spanish varieties also delete coda Anon Babble; so goes on.

just wait till you find out about the "bros sitting in a row" on youtube. i went to my friend's house recently and was forced to watch 30 min of a few guys trying to find out which one of he guests went to a swing club, that's one of the reasons i don't mind playing videogames for hours, there's millions of people spending their time in a so much worse way

Your country has way more dialectal variations compared to new world countries thoughever.

I don't agree with that anon's point, this isn't about being from the new world. Portuguese pipo just happened to bow down to Lisbon for some reason and now they think there's a right way to pronounce words. Very sad!

Is there any (well known, main) romance language that underwent vowel rearrangement and lenition as aggressevily as French though? These two differences are the whole reason why people think French stands out. Other romance languages may have these characteristics in some degree but I don't recall any one having both at such extreme level. Maybe some obsucure regional languages?

You're assuming dialect based by government. Don't.
For example most of your renditions don't work for me:

Boa Noite = Boa noichi

That assumes [noJtʃi]. Plenty people in Brazil say [noJte] instead. Since the vowel doesn't get raised, it doesn't trigger T-palatalisation.
It's also relevant to note that you probably don't render the last -e as [e] but as [ɯ]. If you even pronounce it.

Diferente = Diferenchi

Same as above.

Sotaque = Sotaqui

Pronunciation can go from [sɔtäki] to [s(u)täke]. Don't generalise.
Also check what I said about [ɯ].

Gelado = Sorvechi

T-palatalisation, again.
Come on, at least spice up the examples. Here, let me help you: "djia".

Mas = Mais

Another thing that heavily depends on dialect; it goes from [məJs] to [mäʃ] depending on whom you ask. Note you likely pronounce something similar to the later ("mach" instead of "mas").

Team = Chimi (for some reason you retards write it like "Time")

Do yourself a favour and check the concept of allophone on the internet.
For most Portuguese dialects spoken in Brazil, [tʃ] is an allophone of Anon Babble.
The exception is Cuiabano, where [tʃ] corresponds to /ʃ/ instead. inb4 Trasmontano does something similar in Portugal.

Language evolution is how this language came to be in the first place

Again, there's no right or wrong way to pronounce a certain letter/syllable/word. It's all arbitrarily defined depending on the rule system you're following. And we do not respond to your system of rules, sorry. Your pronunciation sounds fugly and you should feel ashamed of speaking that thing

youtu.be/pQ-QEqNiNsU

VAI VAI VAI VAI VAI VAI VAI VAI VAI VAI VAI VAI VAI VAI VAI

Frauds
They "know" most of their languages at a B1 level at most which means shit

Vowel rearrangement: I don't think so, but Lombard and Romansh get really close. With Lombard even redeveloping that old arse long vs. short vowel distinction.

Consonant lenition: in certain aspects Portuguese does it even harder than French, specially if you look at local dialects:

Latin /pl fl kl/ are mostly kept as is in French, but lenited to /ʃ/ in Portuguese; compare e.g. chuva vs. pleuvoir (both from Vulgar *plovere)

Portuguese deletes intervocalic Anon Babble while French keeps it; e.g. coroa vs. couronne (Latin corona)

French gutturalises Latin R. Depending on the dialect Portuguese gutturalises it and shifts it to Anon Babble, or outright elide it; see e.g. people who say "póóta" for "porta"

Me

Same as Note: that J is supposed to look like a small capital "i". It's the IPA for the vowel in English "bit". Anon Babble always fucks it up.
Also,

based by

*based on
(I bloody hate revision errors.)

theres like 4 different brazillian bitches but I hate this quirky brazillian bitch the most she is too extroverted
Picrel is best brazillian girl from these videos shes beautiful and speaks like 4 languages

I think you are right about Portuguese having strong lenition, but French is doing something pretty weird with its words. I know this is cherrypicked but I feel like French has more of these odd examples than not:

water: italian acqua, portuguese água, romanian apă, french eau

fish: italian pesce, portuguese peixe, romanian peşte, french poisson

I may be wrong but I think Portuguese words are more similar to the shared Romance vocabulary than French words are. I would even guess that an Italian speaker has an easier time reading Portuguese than reading French

people use these as porno mostly indians

These dogshit videos have been going for a while now. I can't watch one without almost dying of cringe. Specially that "outgoing" brazilian chick who is so fucking obnoxious and talkative. I hate brazilians so much it's unreal.