Hong kong edition
/brit/
might move to Hong kong
wales
hong kong is my favourite part of japan
stop that
fortune cookie always wrong
wee smells
True
E. Ting Pooh
Eat nowt to help out
commiemong was right
quite like the rorke posting
Completely sunburnt, in agony
why do zoomers all have tattoos
low iq and mental illness
rorke rorkeposting
I dont
We're all still on soyjak party
not really "living my best life", as it were
Will never stop feeling morally superior about the fact I don’t have one
My mong mates have them, one got a tattoo of a band he liked
Going to be on him the rest of his days
Another got a watch and a lion cause it looked “minted”
Spastics lol
wish I were a woman
boomer cunt gets offended if you say the tele is too loud
yoga really helping my figure
a homeless bloke asked me for money today and i called him a "n word"
sex with ugly zoomers
the soyjak party saga will be known as the dark days of /brit/
just sharted in my pyjamas and am currently ejecting a simply remarkable quantity of liquid shite despite feeling otherwise fine
haven't the foggiest where this has come from
your arse
literally not had diarrhea in years that wasn’t stimulant caused
not had a flu either
you lot have awful immune systems
your arse I reckon
she's not ugly though is she you melt
bet you've never even had sex have you
never too late, good luck going for a piss though. bit of a minefield now
she looks like a big toe, blind cunt
sounds like somebody's got a case of the mondays
post your mug then you horrible twat
might have to ditch the duvet and bring out the blanket for these warm nights
life is a soyjack party you just got a ride it
why shouldn’t i lean into being more feminine in my early 20s if it would get me more fanny and likability instead of trying to be masculine and burly 24/7
it’s not as if i’m a tranny either as it’s not irreversible, by the time i’m 24/25 my frame and face will fill out and i’ll gracefully morph into a sturdy handsome young man
subjecting mine own arse to a good pummeling
living out my incel fantasies on my wee map game
btfo the moors
you shouldn't be mean about women's looks mate, it's not big and it's not clever
big shoe big shoe
why did you take a picture of your monitor with your phone instead of taking a screenshot you freakshow
genuinely no idea what to have for tea this evening
would hospitalise you if you uttered that within hearing distance of me
look it that big mad hing
cup of tea should go down a treat
it’s on console
i’m not some freak with a specially equipped gaming pc lmao
as you get older you realise that society is fucking stupid and therefore socialism is too
t. bloke stood outside little tesco all the time
has heathermong posted a single AI image since Anon Babble came back?
aye with aids no doubt
what kind of weirdo plays map games on a fucking console
potato faces and dinosaur nuggets i reckon
got the yo la tengo on
forgot you can only play fifa and gta on a ps5
what would i need a pc for? gay porn?
It's giving rorke
Friendly people
dinosaur nuggets
cruel to dinos
wank
navigating a map game with a controller just seems retarded
spainpaki never lifting weights like the rich people he's read so much about on the internet
British cuisine without immigration omdzzzz
what would i need a pc for? gay porn?
um, yes
400 Taylor Wimpey deanoboxes are being built in the fields and woods where me and my mates grew up playing
grim beyond belief
where is she?
that’s a very nice ad
don’t see advertisements like this anymore
Capital must march on.
Ever growing. Incessant.
The machine never stops.
The past is a foreign country
They do things differently there
playing with each others nobs and arses probably
dabbed on that loser
There is currently no /brit/ consensus on whether 190 would've loved nuchan
nothing wrong with going to the gym lads but it's seen as lower status than cardio activities, brutish mong vs sleek thinking man
HEEM
take me back take me back TAKE ME BACK
sent that freak flying
Had a nightmare that I'd turned into a big Dubai chocolate bar
Massive it was
literally no one worth talking too would ever think about this
Play with your dad a lot growing up did you?
what sort of place do you guys live in
is it nice
anyone live in a nice village
like a toblerone?
Was he right though. Did you do gay stuff in them woods.
zoomers dream of this
you don’t even need to go hard at the gym
4x a week doing light cardio and muscle work, and eating clean has you looking better than 90% of the population
you don't think about it, it's a subconcious understanding that most people just know. bit worrying that you don't 'get it' like the rest of us
potato faces
Don't rub it in lad she has feelings yknow
what the fuck
SALAD + VINEGAR = GOOD SHIT
I NEVER KNEW THIS
Honestly insane how private cubicles were seen as bad
get yourself on the balsamic
live on top of a hill about 2 miles from the village
only two neighbours and they're dead quiet
typical autistic freak thinking in false dichotomies again.
no idea why you even care about this. no one will ever love or respect you regardless of your physique.
youtube.com
tonights viewing
you do think about it and clearly care about it and yet you are both fat and poor
rorke wearing his stainless steel argos chain
islamic vinegar
prefer not to say
I love old travel posters
Are you drinking or offf to the pub tonight lads? I have a a few of these lined up. Lovely wheat beer
screaming
I'd not let her peg me
nothing wrong with going to the gym lads but it's seen as lower status than cardio activities, brutish mong vs sleek thinking man
sort your life out
i have half a bottle of wine hanging around from yesterday
might have a glass
might not
kek
I haven’t had a drink in TWO WEEKS!!!!!!!
He’s only gone and diarrhoea all over the fucking floor
the lads at toil forgot the cement mixer today so I stretched out my ringpiece to the size of a dustbin lid and assumed the position on top of a lazy susan, proper helpful bloke me
*scurries over on all fours and slurps it up*
did i touch a nerve LOL
going on a run lads, remember to pin into your thigh this time your ass is looking sore x
Elizabeth Duke was the jewellery they used to sell
Right tat
Every time I see a picture of that I just think it looks like dog shit. Then I remember where it comes from and it all makes sense
Her head is a bit big for her body, but she's not ugly
don’t know the kind of grim consciousness you must have to find this amusing, never mind post it online
"Ringpiece" is a slang term, primarily used in the UK, referring to the anal sphincter.
i've got to stop googling words
Very comfy. Get a kettle and microwave in there and a piss bottle and you're laughing. Never have to deal with anyone
what country are you from?
alri jf
fuck off
spent too much bastarding money at the weekend
Pakistan
good lad
I've got a home office because wage slaving doesn't stop when you leave the office
budding romance
his gf was cheating on him and everybody knew
any good albums i should get on?
Used to watch CreamHeroes. Especially the shower vids when you'd see the Korean girls delicious feet
decided i'm having burritos
erm
rorkes da
Sometimes think the world was far more interesting when we were here and they were there
yeah
did i touch a nerve LOL
foy
WTF
PEOPLE ARE SPENDING £30 ON A CHOCOLATE BAR?
Sex with Emma Watson. Pooey sex with Emma Watson.
why does it seem like every poster here did gay things with their mates as a teen
been good me, saving for a deposit on a grim little flat I'm going to hate you see
having a dubai style wank
Corfu 06
poobai
nothing gay about doing gay stuff with your mates
jokes on you, I never had any mates
this is the one thing we didn't want to happen
gayest thing i did was sit around in my boxers near my pals ( they were all too), with my arse slightly hanging out pretending i wasn’t trying to look submissive and suggestive
never touched or kissed a lad
fuck me my farts smell like a poo crawled up my bum and died months ago
queue for the ATM in downtown Lisbon after bank cards in shops stopped working
Extreme weather was to blame for mass power outages that cut electricity to Spain, Portugal and part of France, network operators said.
POWER CUT IN EUROPE
back in my day dubai chocolate was something you did on an instagram model's chest
dubai is a dump
what a horrible tacky place, I wonder if it's just arabs who made it grim or if it would have happened to anywhere that fell into incalculable sums of money
thats probably as bent as it gets
fucking hell, you really can't trust anything
world full of scum bags
thinking about pirating a font
lel
pirating dubai chocolate
People who poo at work are incredibly runtish
you wouldn't shoot a policeman
The gayest thing I've done is fuck a lad. Refuse to go any further than that.
two dubai pints please barkeep
kekers
Nice haha
I wank at work
used to kiss my mates but only to see if i liked it, wasn't for me
if you lads don't recommend me an album soon I'm getting the donovan on
did you kiss him?
Pour one out for another poaster
it’s a theme park for rich westerners and arabs
it’s not an organic city. it was a small fishing outpost in the desert 100 years ago surrounded by arabs in tents that still cut off each others heads. then they found oil and made mega bucks selling it, imported western engineers and architects to design it, created an entirely artificial city, imported indian slaves to run it and do menial service while they relaxed and marketed it to whites as this big cool fancy place
leftypol wearing a nappy at work
poo
down below the ocean where I want to be
No, I'm not bent.
Just found out Hong Kong is Chinese for “Fragrant Harbour”, Shanghai means “Upon the sea” and Beijing just means “Northern Capital”.
Those wacky Chinese and their crazy names.
so many fit cuties in their cute summer dresses ToT
jaw like a rune kiteshield
wanking a cock with my arse
F
almost shagged one of my sisters once back in high school
another one bites the dust
rorke eating some dubai chocolate and instantly spitting it out
arabs ARE tacky
lol why
why didn't you
who's this hannah bird then
fucking love a cheeky wank in the spacker toilet at work to break up the day
sometimes get naked doing them
wfh can't use toilet during work
not a runt you see
those are bossman's hours
my arse belongs to him
yer da lives in a semi-detached caravan
tokyo means "east capital"
kyoto means "capital capital"
im a gay homosexual
I’m a dicklet I don’t like it but I have to accept it
would have been too weird
ah, fair enough then haha
Older.
Fatter.
Balder.
yeah fair enough that is a bit weird
Weetbix are just peng
i reckon it's actually more bent to have never got off with your mate as a laugh. what are you afraid you'll enjoy it?
都 means metropolis not capital you fool
Rorke making a concerted effort to call the binmen the 'dustmen' because it reminds him of the 70s (he was born in 2005)
His barrister
could do with getting paid. Only got £18 in the bank account
sex is solely for the purpose of procreation
if you're shagging bloke's arses then you have other agendas in mind
this shit is so low iq
hurr durr only reason u dont eat poo is cos u're scared u will like it
corr
imagine an excited downie girl walks in and immediately gets on her knees and says she wants to sucky sausage
Ari Andrew Tate?
british city names if you translated them
Floodplace
Titcastle
Bermashome
Greenhollow
Edinsfort
Sheathedfield
Fastriverfolk
Yewtown
Diff-fort
the suburbs episode in it's always sunny is one of the last good ones
yeah. probably would have ended up doing it if circumstances allowed it tho
should be illegal to make a post this shit
although I never had one, I hear they're quite good
My sister touched my knob once and stroked it a bit until I got a semi and then she stopped. Probably for the best looking back
I'm in the mood for dancing, romancing
Hello Rorke
going there in june :)
Love being poor. Money comes in, money goes out. Spend my time either recovering from a hangover or being drunk. Peng
whyd she do that
rorke also says thruppence and sixpence when he gives the customers their change at the asda checkout
leftypol calling the binman a binperson even thought a female binman has never existed
she fit?
Don’t know why it’s called Southport. Not even in the south.
Rorke getting visibly angry at the dustman bit
only way you know you’re 100% straight is to have gay sex to confirm you don’t like it
fuck a lad every 6 months or so to keep on top of this as a straightness test
find it cute when women say eltse instead of else
is she fit?
you are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge
the proper term is binfolx
fucking lads up the arse is grim
me putting on frilly lingerie and makeup and heels at home is 100% less grim than that
Well there's a North Port in Scotland
Rorke signing on at the labour exchange
not enjoying this thread, sort it out for the new yeah
Hong kong
Garden
My brother talks about politics as if he's being interviewed on Newsnight
Fucking hate this cringey mong
shagging a manly bloke with a pooey hairy arsehole
Yeah did I ask mate?
Scotland is in the north thoughbeit
bet hes shagged more than you though
filling up on salad was a mistake
gorgeous flatbreads and chargrilled meats are in front of me but my stomach says fuck off it's full
will have to be saved for later
he's bent so it doesnt count
Vocaroo?
ktim
And you talk as if I care
Rorke /brit/ posting on the dole office computers
Do people not call them dustbin men? Am i old?
how the fuck does salad fill you up
leftypol filling up on salad
yanks have no foreskin lmao
some of us arent fat bastards
omdz looool
We call them binners in Liverpool
Caesar salad is filling
done that freak cunt
Just been rudely awakened by the dustman
reckon that's why they're so spiteful
bin them
reckon you have bad stomach health if a salad fills you up
There's no need for there to be 10 odd programs on the washing machine lets be honest.
It needs a hot wash (60C), a normal wash (30-40C) and a delicates/cold wash (20C)
knives
Scallies and that
leftypol eating a small side salad and having to unbutton his trousers because he's so stuffed
might shag the chimneysweep
eating poo salad (it's very filling)
what's wrong w donovan
it will turn your nob black
leftypol asking if his salad is fairtrade
because he's so stuffed
you'd think he'd be used to getting stuffed
bin the bumman
Why did the spanish have a power cut then
really enjoying saladposting
desu
we call them waste management technicians here
Sucking a crouton
Gen X spastic parents arguing like teenagers again
Childish coddled generation that rode the comfort of the Blairism and got their house and family before the carpet was pulled away
power station bloke fell asleep on the off button
typical spaniard
leftypol eating a single leaf of lettuce and saying "well that's me done"
Had a good new lined up. Can everyone wait 300 seconds please
no problem mate ;)
Supermarket now has self service lanes
Not the regular self service boxes
I mean the traditional ones the conveyor belt
used to be people stationed at each one scanning items
now there is 1 guy watching 4 rows of customer belts scanning and bagging their own stuff
I wonder how the belts are moving
should probably stop analysing your closest relatives through the lens of bollocks generation shite you read on twitter mate
leftypol purging his garden salad
rorke ordering chicken with his caesar
Russian or something close to that
most soul crushing shit i ever did was tills
would rather be homeless ngl
adlays why are triceps called triceps when you only have two of em?
Reckon there’s a motor that spins the belt mate
I wonder how the belts are moving
how do you think they move?
leftypol ordering a salad kebab
i’ll analyse your arse with my willy, how’s that?
AI
alri retardlad what'd you get from the shops then
nah seriously salad cant fill you up unless you're coating it with loads of sauces
if ure just eating vegetables u gota eat until your jaw hurts to be full
it's got three parts to it mongo
4 bottles of whisky and micro meals
leftypol picking the bun and beef out of his big mac
just the seizure salad for me thanks *spazzes out*
Just 70 seconds now
leftypol ordering a salad delivery
mongo mongo they drink it in the
3x2=6
Umm sweaty….
Wonder what your poo would look like if you ate nothing but salad
looking forward to it :)
ktim
that's why it's plural einstein
Thanks for your cooperation
e pluralus einstein
leftypol putting salad in his morning coffee
Git eet maide
baby I hear the blues are calling
Many Australians dont either
Why is everyone getting cancer? Lauren Laverne. Sarah Cawood. Ali Bastian.
nice run, went to the park, sun was out. A few fitties about dare i say