shleepy time
prev
/cum/ - canada usa mexico
you know i'm glad the minecraft movie was a success
chuds love elon and tesla now
Guess I'm just cool like that
goodnight
I look like this
i wonder if they consummated
how come coffee is great and wakes me up but caffeine pills dont do shit
Coke is the only soda I know of that has caffeine
Coffee has soul
Caffeine pills don't
could be your caffeine tolerance. coffee has a lot of caffeine in the west where coffees are massive 12-16oz cups
So insanely horny tonight. I was sexting with this girl.
I think I masturbated like three times and I still feel a small inkling of desire to do it one more time.
I feel like having a real girl lusting after me increases my libido a hundred times more than porn ever could
little brodie's done with the tutorial level... DAMN...
Pooooooop
Hoe ass niggas
Smells
I'm going to tap that ass
*Indian voice* saar where is the nearest shitting street?
yo i need this
youtu.be
You must be so bored
sikh help
World war 1 and 2, or as I like to call them, white people act like niggers featuring the ottomans and it's sequel white people acting like niggers featuring the japs
Would you buy a Canadian designed phone?
Only if you touch my dick
no. looks like your basic droid shittier entry phone
no i'm an itoddler
Entry phone? What would an elite phone entail?
Saar only sell phone. No dic only bobs and vagine.
not being ugly and canadian
Coffee allows for a nice ritual of preparing and slowly drinking your energy potion, which makes room for placebo to take effect. Caffeine pills are too direct; no ritual.
i ate so much church's chicken
they are open until 4am so i been ordering it a lot and clogging my arteries
i ate so much church's chicken
they are open until 4am so i been ordering it a lot and clogging my arteries
Lots of different cameras and sensors to people can tell you paid more money for the high end model
I asked ChatGPT
For me it's yerba mate
For me it's Herpa Derpa Mate because i'm retarded
I just drank a pot of Yorkshire Gold like a good WASP Elite
Oi mate where’s your Yerba loicense
if you were svedish it could be Hinga Dinga Durgen
I will drink a mate to honor my gaucho heritage.
Las malvinas seran Argentinas otra vez
brappin while you're fappin
kino for multiple senses
Swedish chef has been a disaster for sweden's public image
So true
I don't get the appeal at all
It's just a bunch of grass in water
Same thing could be said about tea.
I regret not making amanita tea tonight
youtu.be
I had to listen to this terrible song so now you all do too
imagine having a province called New Mexico LOL
wtf were they thinking
Why did you have to listen to this song?
I went down a rabbit hole, I don't want to talk about it
It's a kino state though
Just read about that time Mormons massacred 120 innocent people traveling in a wagon train
New Brunswick is kind of funny, since most Canadians don’t even know where Old Brunswick is (in Germany)
Also, doing New Scotland in Latin (Nova Scotia) so plebs can’t understand what it means is funny, too
CHICKEN JOCKEY!!!!!!
New Scotland in Latin (Nova Scotia)
I had no idea
Caffeine is water activated, you need to drink more fluids to get the full effect
But sweedish fish have made up for it somewhat
People eat that in america?
he doesn’t speak Latin
educatio americana…
Australia has an election soon
Surstromming? Really?
Canada’s is today albeit
How are you supposed to it this?
I wish all politicians would fuck off and die.
Edgy 13 year old
I didn’t grow up eating any form of canned fish, so even mild stuff like canned tuna is pretty disgusting to me. The closest thing that I was exposed to as a child was friends and family who had cats and fed them tinned cat food, so that’s what the smell and taste evokes for me. I’ll still have it occasionally, but it has to be heavy covered up with other flavours.
Like deenz. I tried it once it was foul.
I will have an erection soon.
My hottest take: the revolutionary war was a mistake, everyone in America would be happier today if we never left the common wealth and eventually became peacefully independence with a parliamentary government
To be clear, I love fresh seafood of all kinds. It’s just the canned fish = cat food thing that I can’t get out of my head.
"The only good liberal is a dead liberal" - Jagmeetowelhead Patel
Future Canadian Supreme leader
Swedish Fish is a bit weird coming from here. It's just a random type of pick 'n' mix candy here. Like if you randomly picked a bin and decided to sell just that one.
The Commonwealth would be better and stronger if America and its influence had remained as well. Too bad London fumbled it so badly
braindead retard take
Yes we eat this
I love these
I love Mike n ikes too
He is projected to lose his seat, and his party is projected to lose official party status in parliament. Putting a jeet in charge may lead to the death of their whole party in time.
Unironically the only good swedish export
my father use to bring me these as a child
what about DYNAMITE?!?!
This retard has been carrying water for the Libs for years.
Jag will be gone by tonight.
get his ass
Bizarre first image to appear on google
For me it's ABBA, and Opeth.
I don't think we import dynamite from sweden. America is the top exporter of prepared explosives in the world
erm... IKEA?!?
Or Caramelldansen
My favourite Jagmeet Singh moment was when he started accusing everyone of being racist for calling him Jagmeet, instead of pronouncing it like Jugmeet. Then transliterate it as Jugmeet, you fucking idiot. It doesn’t have to be Jag-; his foreign language doesn’t even use Latin characters, so it’s not like he’s maintaining a different orthography like Poles or whatever
what about BLACK DYNAMITE?!
Jackoff Semen
Their entire claim to fame is cheap garbage furniture. They can't compete with the shakers.
Pussy drip dr-dr-drip droplet >>>> chicken jockey
what does jag meat taste like
ain't nobody heard of Shaker Meatballs
Ugh this movie was so kino
Probably curry
Does carnivore meat taste different from herbivore meat?
I bet you eat swedish tacos too
For me? It’s
/cum/ movie night when???
For me, it’s got to be Gagjeet Stinkh
Pretty trippy movie. Danish director btw.
So true
What are your top 5 Swedish movies
Let The Right One In is good
What I found really stupid about Anora was the casting. The prostitute actress and the rich boyfriend actor were both Jews who looked extremely Jewish, but then the rich boyfriend’s parents were played by non-Jews who looked Russian. So the prostitute and rich boyfriend looked much more closely related to each other than the boyfriend did to his own purported parents. Dumb!
It's crazy how penises were designed to go inside vaginas
Why didn't evolution select for asexual reproduction? It would be so much more efficient. If incels could breed with themselves it would solve the incels problem too
tfw your discord kitten goes and drowns his sorrows in troonshine.
Gonna be honest I'm gonna miss his retard antics. Some thing for Trudy. Carney is such a soulless husk it's unnerving.
Is he Swedish
Yep.
Hardly ever watch movies in general, but some random classic ones:
Fucking Åmål
Jägarna
Jönssonligan
Sällskapsresan (probably not actually that good, but everyone can quote a bunch of stuff from it - it's like the Swedish National Lampoon's Vacation)
Torsk på Tallinn
Haven't even seen any Bergman movies. I'm a traitor.
I then overstepped and sent a pictureof myself naked, but she says she still wants to be friends
lol
rookie move, bonehead
Sällskapsresan
If it doesn't have lots of boobies it can't be compared to Vacation
i gotta stop watching all these police body cam videos and shit
Definite lack of boobies, unfortunately.
The theme is kinda kino: youtube.com
She started it. She started off texting me pic of herself in like only a bra.
Women are tricky
Instead of fighting disinfo propaganda on the internet I just make up my own on the spot and claim thats actually the truth now
It seems to work better because even if people dont believe me it makes them actually question both sides instead of just blinding believing
How about Police Booty Cams and they get token black police officers to strip and do the thug shaker on camera
Fucking Åmål
I remember seeing some of that on TV when I was a kid. Might be my first ever fap.
you're supposed to just say how hot she is. live and learn, rook
Yeah, remember it being pretty steamy.
nstead of fighting disinfo propaganda on the internet
lmao get a life, fagtard
no
She asked for a pic. First I just sent one of me shirtless. She said I was handsome.
Then I asked if she wanted to see more. She says yes. I ask "how much more everything?". She says "however much you want lol"
Sexual reproduction is better because you can select for stronger genes and change things up when needed
she led me on
sounds like she wanted slow burn and you incinerated her
Goodnight gents
Sleep well
Don't give up
evolution is not "chosen" it's not even survival of the fittest
it's just random chance
the two strongest and most capable and intelligent men kill eachother? looks like evolution "chose" this only remaining men to pass on their seed. If do not believe in a God having some hand in the creation and design of life then it really is just pure random chance
Yeah I should've just posted a slightly more revealing photo instead of going all out
I was horny, not thinking straight. I think she still likes me though
I apologized and said I felt really stupid
I’ve had lots of sex, but never once sent or received nudes lol
She says "however much you want lol"
women almost never want nudes from guys. the safe bet is to almost always keep your clothes on, and if she wants more make her beg for it.
first time listening to this guy
bursted out laughing
She said she'd rather be "naughty" with me in person.
Too bad she lives all the way in the U.K
women almost never want nudes from guys
Why is this the case? Women are such a mystery it's like they don't get aroused by visual stimuli like men do? Or what is the underlying reason?
I have received nudes from many women, sometimes completely unsolicited.
One time this girl and her sister that I was friends with sent me a bunch of nudes out of nowhere and it felt awkward and I stopped talking to them after that
The erroneous keyword here is the word random, as the chances are skewed by evolutionary fitness. If it were truly random chance, then you wouldn’t get stuff happening like tons of different species evolving into crabs (Carcinisation), or animals in Australia evolving into marsupial equivalents of the same species that exist in the rest of the world to fill the same ecological niches.
I only ever did the phone sex thing once. I wasn't all that into it but the girl sure was. She lived on the other side of the country but we met at scout camp (she was an archery instructor and I spent a lot of time at the range). Let me feel her up but there was never a chance to full on bone
Women are such a mystery it's like they don't get aroused by visual stimuli like men do?
of course not. how do you not know this
when you look at it at an individual level it is completely random. Born in a country with no regulations on their food and poor education? whoops looks like you're not infertile and won't be able to spread your genes.
Born right as a volcano goes off? Looks like you are completely wiped from the gene pool. Meteor struck right as your species was emerging? looks like you weren't fit enough to survive a mass extinction event. It's just about as random as it gets. "Crab" is a human construct. I seriously doubt all "crabs" consider each other to be the same or even similar from their perspective.
Then what does arouse them?? Are they aroused by like platonic ideals?
Time to artistically over analyze a simple video game until I burn myself out and fall asleep
Might even update the wiki today with my findings
Why would you look at it on an individual level? It's about as far from the individual level as it can get
what's something interesting about you?
women love compliments that are genuine, and they love written erotica they love that shit
I speak both spanish and english natively.
I'm an autistic nerd who has also worked almost every trade and taught myself to weld in a week because my boss agreed to a welding job without knowing how to weld and I have a big cock
prefer not to say
Weird, I really can't understand that. I sometimes feel like we're different species or something
I'm happy being a guy. So much easier to get off...see boob penis goes up, white stuff comes out,. None of this icky emotion crap
based and mysterious
i'm watching a youtube video
I know why you asked that question.
i spotted the spinny post too lol
Isn't it crazy how we're all best friends?
i need to find a cute feeder gf to feed me lots so i can grow big and healthy
don't mistake being tolerable even when posting anonymously as some kind of attempt at friendship
don't mistake being tolerable even when posting anonymously as some kind of attempt at friendship
real motherfucking incel ass niggas
from now on to wake myself up i am going to dip my head in cold water
india has my full support
thank you brother
Can not fathom genuinely supporting either pakistan or india
indians are chill and indian girls are cute. pakistanis have rape gangs
india has rape gangs and they support both russia and israel and somehow china who supported and aided pakistan last time they had a war with pakistan
indians have shown themselves as no ally of ours so idk why we would ever support them
yeah, i do that too. it's called washing your face?
for real
Imran Khan supported Russia over Ukraine, so the CIA removed him and put him in prison
I wouldn’t do that, but I don’t really see that much of a difference between marrying a porn star and marrying a girl with like 10+ bodies, which is practically all of them
the liberals
diversity ever increases.
I’m more inclined to softly root for the Pakistanis, since Canada is predominantly flooded with Indians and not Pakistanis, but I can understand countries like the UK that are flooded with problem Pakistanis more than Indians having the opposite feeling. Either way, it’s fundamentally not my problem.
My pussy tastes like pepsi cola
What does the Indo-Pak conflict look like represented on this sort of spectrum, I wonder
Bloc Québécois & Greens & liberals & NDP are planning to make university free.
University quality is much greater that way.
Gtfo, fagrael.
Fall to your actions.
Per I’m Russia, Palestine, China :)
There is no conflict.
Says fagrael.
Typical.
What if you get nuked by Pakistan after you get remigrated home to India
Victory to girl religions.
Fagraels obsession with harming South Asia is strange.
brapping so much
I am le white person
NUKE CANADA
Ok, Fag species
University is not a classism, university must be free.
I don't care about brown or brown-adjacent politics. it simply does not register as real to me
I'm gonna-
4:42am
time to eat
Truckers complain that they can't see cars nxt to them or behind them or in front of them but its the year 2025 and half of the electric cars have cameras for side view mirrors so why don't trucks, which cost hundreds of thousands of dollars, have those same cameras so they can see all around them
Regions must divide to increase self determination
bruh life is like a liminal space and we're all in the backrooms
Housing is a right.
Spaces for loitering & neutral/non-coercive community centers is a right.
Food is a right.
Regional self determination is a right.
It’s terrible if every region is the same. LiminalSpace wastelands are the enemy.
i'm still drinking, but i have plans. my neighbor gave me some fried chicken
from his cookout in foil, and the grocery store had a good deal on corn. i shucked those before getting boozy and boiled them, so all i have to do tomorrow is peel some potatoes and mash them to some bee gees and i'll have a feast on my hands. a feast!
I was at a stop light on my motorcycle behind a tesla once and I could see a little motorcycle model moving around on the display relative to the car. It was pretty accurate to my position too
Fapped twice and now my penis hurts award
I wish I knew I was in the good ol days when I was in them
Ya but like, who's going to pay for it because it isn't going to be me
believe it or not, you're in them now.
getting that cuppa of bean water in me
was buddha a brahmin incel?
Eurangutan power outage lmao
How do you tell a Mexican you dont want another Tortilla?
Tortillno gracias
What did cartel send the family of Burrito vender?
His Burritoe
What does a Mexican say to his white friends when the party is over?
it's time to Gringo home
Why does he have a Luxembourgeois flag painted on his face?
feel i can see my twink death happening a bit
fuck this is scary
any recommendations to prevent anything too extreme? my hair is good still
Start HRT
my issue is that im gaining weight/fat despite going to the gym/eating pretty well
pretty sure female hormones would only make me retain fat even morr
twink
gymcel
Grim. You'll look like Sam Hyde in a couple years.
You don't work out to lose weight, grandpa. You fast.
If you want to slow facial aging, especially with respect to wrinkles:
Topical retinol, collagen supplementation, hyaluronic acid, high quality moisturizer
This is something you have to start early and proactively, as it can’t really be undone once it starts
i almost exclusively do cardio
okay thank you, looking into yhat now
let's take a drive someplace.
youtu.be
it's 6am i am still awake and i'm watching tiktok videos