sabrina edish
/brit/
dunno what else to add to this drawing
any advice?
rorke is bang out of order so he is
I once saw a guy driving down the road getting a blozzer and wearing a VR headset! He had a spliff in one hand and a beer in the other.....Lord only knows what he was steering with
yeah but the leaky pg tips are aching for dem 3 pm yams
Hanging with my cousin reading dirty magazines...
don't threaten me with a good time
rasheed's just been put on the terror list
could have been one of those self driving cars
man i wish i had saved those webms of cybertruck guys wearing apple vision headsets
You lot won't remember him but we used to have a poster here called 190
He was Nigel Farage's best mate.
rorke's just been referred onto PREVENT
he's gay asl
might turn into the joker
says the paedo who fantasizes about black men showering and oiling their genitals
in the night garden makkapakka yaoi
One slow but much beloved board, Anon Babble - Flash, will not be returning however
Anon Babble is still my browser bookmark for Anon Babble. that board was like a father to me
peekaboo
forgot it was wednesday today
actually cackled out loud
AOC is so fucking hot it's insane
bloody eu turned off the electrics in spain
..BRUH
He was great. Anon Babble rock and roll hall of fame
Witty, informative, sexy
We at /brit/? Yh..
We loved him
gooning my bwc
toby would have had much to say on this topic
having a farty morning
considering pooing but don't want to rob myself of something to do later
makka pakka twerking his ass when the pinky ponk pulls up
Especially if it affected the food reviews of Gary Eats !!
is he a scottish nationalist or an unionist?
feeling a bit bored and restless.
but im also quite tired due to a poor nights sleep so i dont want to leave the house
a poo is never late nor is it early it arrives precisely when it means to
my mum paid for something online on her phone and it took her to the banking app and then it says "please return to the merchant's site" or whatever
and she didn't know what to do. She came to ask me how to get back to the website
how the fuck do you use a phone for over a decade and just not understand the basic functions
she's not even that old
she
dole meeting tomorrow at 9:00
takes the piss
aging slaaaaaaaags
Got Simon Mayo on the radio in honour of oldchan legend homealoneeveryfridaynight
when you get old you outsource thinking
she knows he has a huge uncut bushy cock down there
Is it awkward to be in silence for a 20 minute car journey with someone in the passenger seat
yes
Depends completely on the context which is why you asked because you want to blog post but don't want to get called a boring bastard.
outsource thinking
literally what it is
have regularly sat in the car for 2 hours before with my mum and dad and nobody says a word
not really sure why diego considers theological debate more appropriate for /brit/ than people posting things that have happened to them
No I just have to give my mums friend a lift tonight and I’m dreading it so I wanted to know
wahey it monday
Give me a chubby you cunt
*rubs your fat cheeks*
Ask her for a blowjob
Ok that’s good then thanks
lol the mum cat was licking the poo off its babys arse
boring bastard
mousey tier post
get her arse shagged in the back. get the car filled with stank
get some friends
put your hand on her leg to make conversation
Yeah and I have social anxiety too
you first
dont think he likes cats much
Nope
plenty of golden nuggets to come this week
where's that anon that had a buttplug in his arse for hours?
Joe Cocker has been announced as the latest name to be added to the list of stars, alongside Chubby Checker and Bad Company, Cyndi Lauper, hip-hop pioneers Outkast, The White Stripes and black metal sensations Soundgarden.
Not seeing any of your beloved mumblerappers mentioned, /brit/?!
Alri Van Gogh
PHISH SNUBBED
what does it feel like being a grown man and still this pathetic ?
i like playing Skyrim on my computer
Turns out
bro that gig they played in Baltimore back in 1992 is better than Led Zep IV!
doesn't translate into actually being a good band
remember when saying that would send the internet people into a tizzy
Hey lads!!! I can't wait to start posting on /brit/ today!!!!!
men who have sex with men
Feels pretty shit but I’ve tried to fix it and nothing happens
black metal sensations Soundgarden
that’s the anime girl from vocaroo
minecraft chick
youtube.com
11.11.11, i was there... i could swear it was just yesterday
Like playing it on the 'ole steam deck me
na hes right tho dogs don’t belong in urban environments they are farm animals
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
a bit like australians
dogs do not belong indoors at all
a dog IN your home is an affront to nature
have a dog by all means but only if you have land
thats them done
scrawling
God is great
the one thing the mohammedans have right is their absolute refusal to accept dogs as "normal"
oh ok thanks leviticus ill bear that in mind *ignores you completely*
gods a nigger mate
nicola murray has been found guilty of child abuse
sir
Just learned I can buy a taser. I might buy a taser.
Going to download a bmp image on to the internet so you lot can look at it
hate one liner comedians proper low iq normie shit
the one thing the mohammedans have right is their absolute refusal to accept dogs as "normal"
literally me
Would like to see you write a one liner
graham liner
Your gay
fuck i genuinely didn’t realize the similarities between them
the mind truly does plagiarize even when it isn’t aware doesn’t it
poo smells lool
Is anyone wanting some snozzcumbers?
Dogberg woke me up because he wanted to go out now I can’t go back to sleep
rape
your fault for owning a stupid dumb animal
white people ladies and gentlemen
get the twinks raped
Wagwan brudas. It's your main man catyank. What's appenin bluds
vietnamese man on fire going "aaahh" "ahhh" "aaah"
cannot even fathom the soul-brokenness of someone who vehemently hates dogs of all things
work day is over. today's question; did you work hard? or did you hardly work
they were raised in a loveless home
latter
hardly worked aha been out of work for two months now
Need anglo/Italian gf ORA!
reminds me that we've had the gta trilogy remastered, gta v on three generations but gta iv was never touched again
thought moleskin was actual moleskin
Odd considering its the best out of the whole series
dogfreaks are actually insane
not surprising as you're a complete mong
may well be off to buy some chippy chips for tea which I will have bread with
your fault for owning a stupid dumb animal
It's true...!
if you have a good PC or at least a One X, you can play the game clean and upscaled but that's it
Why isn't it?
hammersmith bridge reopened and none of you told me?
mad how poo
completely normal person: I don't like dogs and I would not own a pet.
dogfucker freaks: Ah yes you see this is because you're not white and therefore not human. You're also psychopathic and you have so much psychological trauma from your genetics and upbringing that you're a soulless husk of a person who is completely irredeemable and should probably never have sex and be killing yourself immediately.
True
im famished but it isnt dinner time yet. only working class insects eat before 6
don't know not made from moles is it
screaming
starve then piggy
just ate 4 of these. planning on getting a latte too before going to the library to jerk off in the public bathrooms
Away for work in London and should probably do something in the evenings but I can't be bothered
Might just drink tins in my hotel room
Was just playing it the other day to explore the map, it runs perfect on my pc but it limits you to 2 gb of vram on startup and you have to create a special startup command in steam to allow the game to use more vram. At least that God awful games for windows live shit was removed a few years ago.
normal person: i like dogs
normal person: i don't care much for dogs
freak: i hate dogs and need to post about how much i hate them everytime i see one
No sugar, no milk, no creamer, only a bit of Emma Watson’s poo floating in my coffee is all I need.
Seems like they missed a good opportunity
incredibly classy picture
she gets more beautiful every time I see her
Anya is superior in every way and its not up for debate
you're beneath the working class
retired rich people
super important job people
people born into riches who still work
people with good jobs
managers in shit places
people born into riches who don't work
working class (this is who you're pretending to be superior to)
benefit claimers
benefit claimers who live with their parents (you're here)
until she ruined herself with surgery
Alri Malaponte you hairy wop freak.
doing a poo, you want anything?
Scent of barbecue on the air
Story of my life
Scent of poo on the air
llad at least go omnty pyke ffs
Tight. Moist. Divine.
get the incel multipack tshirts ORDERED
no one's responding to any of my posts
Not suicidal but wouldn’t mind if God took me out
Yeah?
How did you know I do this
I don't like this post
Maybe you’re shadowbanned
rorke dotting his I's with hearts
Being hairy means you are a healthy virile man
Too many flies about for my taste
would prefer if you went on a nice walk around the park and thought things through and then treated yourself to a nice guiltless take away meal for dinner
Alri toad
mad how much of a big fat cunt I am
Just seen a massive bloke walking a tiny dachshund
Was fairly comical but looked like a good dog
I don't agree. He'd go to Legoland. Bye.
Ever do a poo that doesn't smell like one of your own?
that's definitionally impossible
sausage dogs are all the rage among super normie compliant middle class white woman so using our detective skills we can deduce that's the sort of woman he's married to.
Idk why but this post struck a cord with me
how to learn the skill of asking good questions like in a normal conversation
The allied bombings done to Germany were wrong and evil
DAN
DAN?
DAN!
DAAAN!
Saw a 70 year old tranny last night in a short dress, scrawny pale legs, an over-abundance of makeup, and utterly massive fake tits. It was one of the most utterly surreal, grim and freakish things I’ve ever seen in real life. This old codger did not even come close to passing.
Were you the top or the bottom?
poo crapping a shit from my arse
wore adidas gazelles into work and I got made fun of for being a 'footy lad' now
also got made fun of in the third person which I find infinitely more disrespectful. I can't simply exist without someone going out of their way to make me miserable it seems..
And did this trans woman have a dog with her?
hate my life and want to die
someone posts a nirvana album cover and the other guys goes "cockmogs me!"
funniest thing I've seen
Why not embrace your footy lad persona?
I hate one on one conversation. There has to be a third person to eliminate the awkward conversation.
For all of the representation in the media and online pushes and knee bending and all that you'd think like one in thirty people are trannies, but in all my years I've only ever seen one with my own eyes, ever. Couldn't tell if it was a man or a woman, just a weird pastel color clothes wearing person with long nails and a bald head who spoke in a disturbing soft false voice. Didn't even do anything obnoxious, just walked around looking extremely strange.
stop being an easy target
What team do you support, footy lad?
listening to japanese metal and eating crisps
wore adidas gazelles into work and I got made fun of for being a 'fruity lad' now
ey it's footy lad wahey! played any footy lately aha?
i see a few a year
odd blokes
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cronem getting blown to smithereens in yemen
humantisbull
I'm off for a mushroom slice at the BP garage
well firstly you could stop running to /brit/ to cry about people like a pathetic bitch and instead confront them why they upset you.
ktim
How riveting
are they functional mushrooms
Might filter Ireland
yeah..
Jimmy Carr drives me up the fucking wall with this
His shorts pop up in my YT and it's a 50-50 whether it's funny or him trying to be all deep and shit
Some "deep" highlights from when he asks the audience to shout out questions to him
17 year old lad in audience asks him his favourite video game character, he says he should stop playing video games and live his own adventure
femoid asks him what it's like having 2 kids, he goes "The afterlife is real, it's the next generation" and the audience were uncertain whether to laugh or applaud
where's the BLOODY JOKES
what's he done to his face?
mad how much i want to see her get split apart by a RAW jungle bbc
Where's his cock
without even looking myself I'm going to assume BOGGED and I would love to know how they trick and convince celebs to do this like what level of insane trickery and illusions do they have
days like this i wish i had a garden and a bbq
The afterlife is real, it's the next generation
bizarre
no, more like a grey paste made from what used to be mushrooms
and mates
dont know what ranch is and why yankoids have it on everything
thats one thing i do have
he's gone loopy fucking hell
promethean hyperborean agarthan blood memory
look it up
Couple of naanizzas for tea I think
Pajizzas as it were
they hate to see a brotha have a post-wfh cup of tea x
not sure mate I quite enjoy going to standup, pretty much always having a decent laugh
whose they
the woke
Love these townhouses wish I lived in one
Alas they are about half a mil and three bedrooms outside of my budget
maybe just watch a film or something, you don't need to drink tins mate what's wrong?
Look fucking shit
jimmy carr has a freakish work ethic so no wonder he gets existential on stage sometimes.
stay strong lad x
My new life awaits me in Japan...
Brother is doing the half marathon in a few weeks, but im stronger than him so it doesn't really matter how far he runs. I win.
half a mil for THAT?!
love massive naked hotel wanks with work and getting steaming
bossberg sent me to LA last year to a conference and because of the time difference was knocking off at like 12pm most days and getting on the grot
heard they call the cool original doritos 'ranch' over there. Freaks
Oh yeah? On that grindset is he? Workmaxxing?
well /brit/, who is your favourite video game character?
Is Microsoft Edge any good? What's the best browser at the moment?
surely you can jog 13 miles
like not get a good time but surely you could finish one
I think halo is a pretty cool guy
mum asks me to sand the door
sand the door
sand over the eye-hole like a spastic
she's now calling me a retard saying she can't see put of it now
It's hard being <100IQ
Microsoft Goon
genuinely feel bad for the lad desu
just... by yourself?
Sorry mate when you eventually get a job you'll realise that runners rank quite a bit higher on the social hierarchy than being 'strong'
Thinking about the sharty
just bet on a 100/1 horse
/brit/ meet-up?
yeah he is actually. one of those weirdos who never stops like hitler or lenin
Ada Wong!!!
(Sex Arse)
maybe on planet retard
When's she doing Cheadle?
fucking LOL
me and mousey are going to the glasgow one
Rank
nothing retarded about it mate, people love a chat about where your upcoming race is. You may get some sweaty neek asking what you hit yesterday but that's as good as it gets
c-can I fuck her? for free?
rorke booking his ticket as we speak
Thought she was one of the good ones. Never expected she’d do something like this
all women are whores
Reading about Roman persecution of Christians
That's why Lily is /ourgirl/
she has a massive clitorus
i have a job and strength is better
bonnie poo
can tell you don't really do any exercise. post just has fat energy
the only strength you project is as a power bottom
Not the person you replied to but it’s simply u and non u
Rich people do cardio, the plebs do weights. I do both
for a few hundred k more you could get a genuine manor house on a rural property instead of one of those grim cuboids
HOW IS THIS PAINTING WORTH 50M EUROBUCKS
there's a black man on my television
cannot handle the amount of utter bollocks i see posted here sometimes
Sorry, I don’t make the rules
whys anything worth anything. something to think about
you should see it in person, it's massive
rorke soaking himself in joop
the real poshos do an ironman on their fancy bikes, they'll go out on group rides with their club at the weekends
I guess that ranks lower than headphones on at the gym trying your best not to catch the eye of the blonde in leggings on the leg press
chatgpt helped me today
enough is enough
dangerous and downright stupid
did you even think for a second about the trees you've just killed you pollock
o3 is actually really helpful
it's a good teacher
rorke looking for the new before 310 drops
yeah its a good learning aid
dogshit rorke post lad is back i see
poo and willy with a bit of bum also
Think I've just been done
real new
SCREAMING