/brit/

sabrina edish

dunno what else to add to this drawing
any advice?

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rorke is bang out of order so he is

I once saw a guy driving down the road getting a blozzer and wearing a VR headset! He had a spliff in one hand and a beer in the other.....Lord only knows what he was steering with

yeah but the leaky pg tips are aching for dem 3 pm yams

Hanging with my cousin reading dirty magazines...

don't threaten me with a good time

rasheed's just been put on the terror list

could have been one of those self driving cars
man i wish i had saved those webms of cybertruck guys wearing apple vision headsets

You lot won't remember him but we used to have a poster here called 190
He was Nigel Farage's best mate.

rorke's just been referred onto PREVENT

he's gay asl

might turn into the joker

says the paedo who fantasizes about black men showering and oiling their genitals

in the night garden makkapakka yaoi

One slow but much beloved board, Anon Babble - Flash, will not be returning however

Anon Babble is still my browser bookmark for Anon Babble. that board was like a father to me

forgot it was wednesday today

actually cackled out loud

AOC is so fucking hot it's insane

bloody eu turned off the electrics in spain

..BRUH

He was great. Anon Babble rock and roll hall of fame

Witty, informative, sexy

We at /brit/? Yh..

We loved him

gooning my bwc

toby would have had much to say on this topic

having a farty morning

considering pooing but don't want to rob myself of something to do later

makka pakka twerking his ass when the pinky ponk pulls up

Especially if it affected the food reviews of Gary Eats !!

is he a scottish nationalist or an unionist?

feeling a bit bored and restless.
but im also quite tired due to a poor nights sleep so i dont want to leave the house

a poo is never late nor is it early it arrives precisely when it means to

my mum paid for something online on her phone and it took her to the banking app and then it says "please return to the merchant's site" or whatever
and she didn't know what to do. She came to ask me how to get back to the website
how the fuck do you use a phone for over a decade and just not understand the basic functions
she's not even that old

she

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dole meeting tomorrow at 9:00
takes the piss

aging slaaaaaaaags

Got Simon Mayo on the radio in honour of oldchan legend homealoneeveryfridaynight

when you get old you outsource thinking

she knows he has a huge uncut bushy cock down there

Is it awkward to be in silence for a 20 minute car journey with someone in the passenger seat

yes

Depends completely on the context which is why you asked because you want to blog post but don't want to get called a boring bastard.

outsource thinking

literally what it is

have regularly sat in the car for 2 hours before with my mum and dad and nobody says a word

not really sure why diego considers theological debate more appropriate for /brit/ than people posting things that have happened to them

No I just have to give my mums friend a lift tonight and I’m dreading it so I wanted to know

Give me a chubby you cunt
*rubs your fat cheeks*

Ask her for a blowjob

Ok that’s good then thanks

lol the mum cat was licking the poo off its babys arse

boring bastard

mousey tier post

get her arse shagged in the back. get the car filled with stank

get some friends

put your hand on her leg to make conversation

Yeah and I have social anxiety too

you first

dont think he likes cats much

Nope

where's that anon that had a buttplug in his arse for hours?

Joe Cocker has been announced as the latest name to be added to the list of stars, alongside Chubby Checker and Bad Company, Cyndi Lauper, hip-hop pioneers Outkast, The White Stripes and black metal sensations Soundgarden.

Not seeing any of your beloved mumblerappers mentioned, /brit/?!

PHISH SNUBBED

what does it feel like being a grown man and still this pathetic ?

i like playing Skyrim on my computer

Turns out

bro that gig they played in Baltimore back in 1992 is better than Led Zep IV!

doesn't translate into actually being a good band

remember when saying that would send the internet people into a tizzy

Hey lads!!! I can't wait to start posting on /brit/ today!!!!!

men who have sex with men

Feels pretty shit but I’ve tried to fix it and nothing happens

black metal sensations Soundgarden

that’s the anime girl from vocaroo

minecraft chick

Like playing it on the 'ole steam deck me

na hes right tho dogs don’t belong in urban environments they are farm animals

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.

a bit like australians

dogs do not belong indoors at all
a dog IN your home is an affront to nature
have a dog by all means but only if you have land

thats them done

scrawling

God is great

the one thing the mohammedans have right is their absolute refusal to accept dogs as "normal"

oh ok thanks leviticus ill bear that in mind *ignores you completely*

gods a nigger mate

nicola murray has been found guilty of child abuse

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sir

Just learned I can buy a taser. I might buy a taser.

Going to download a bmp image on to the internet so you lot can look at it

hate one liner comedians proper low iq normie shit

the one thing the mohammedans have right is their absolute refusal to accept dogs as "normal"

literally me

Would like to see you write a one liner

graham liner

Your gay

fuck i genuinely didn’t realize the similarities between them
the mind truly does plagiarize even when it isn’t aware doesn’t it

poo smells lool

Is anyone wanting some snozzcumbers?

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Dogberg woke me up because he wanted to go out now I can’t go back to sleep

rape

your fault for owning a stupid dumb animal

white people ladies and gentlemen

get the twinks raped

Wagwan brudas. It's your main man catyank. What's appenin bluds

vietnamese man on fire going "aaahh" "ahhh" "aaah"

cannot even fathom the soul-brokenness of someone who vehemently hates dogs of all things

work day is over. today's question; did you work hard? or did you hardly work

they were raised in a loveless home

latter

hardly worked aha been out of work for two months now

Need anglo/Italian gf ORA!

reminds me that we've had the gta trilogy remastered, gta v on three generations but gta iv was never touched again

thought moleskin was actual moleskin

Odd considering its the best out of the whole series

dogfreaks are actually insane

not surprising as you're a complete mong

may well be off to buy some chippy chips for tea which I will have bread with

your fault for owning a stupid dumb animal

It's true...!

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if you have a good PC or at least a One X, you can play the game clean and upscaled but that's it

Why isn't it?

hammersmith bridge reopened and none of you told me?

mad how poo

completely normal person: I don't like dogs and I would not own a pet.
dogfucker freaks: Ah yes you see this is because you're not white and therefore not human. You're also psychopathic and you have so much psychological trauma from your genetics and upbringing that you're a soulless husk of a person who is completely irredeemable and should probably never have sex and be killing yourself immediately.

True

im famished but it isnt dinner time yet. only working class insects eat before 6

don't know not made from moles is it

screaming

starve then piggy

just ate 4 of these. planning on getting a latte too before going to the library to jerk off in the public bathrooms

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Away for work in London and should probably do something in the evenings but I can't be bothered
Might just drink tins in my hotel room

Was just playing it the other day to explore the map, it runs perfect on my pc but it limits you to 2 gb of vram on startup and you have to create a special startup command in steam to allow the game to use more vram. At least that God awful games for windows live shit was removed a few years ago.

normal person: i like dogs
normal person: i don't care much for dogs
freak: i hate dogs and need to post about how much i hate them everytime i see one

No sugar, no milk, no creamer, only a bit of Emma Watson’s poo floating in my coffee is all I need.

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Seems like they missed a good opportunity

incredibly classy picture
she gets more beautiful every time I see her

you're beneath the working class

retired rich people
super important job people
people born into riches who still work
people with good jobs
managers in shit places
people born into riches who don't work
working class (this is who you're pretending to be superior to)
benefit claimers
benefit claimers who live with their parents (you're here)

until she ruined herself with surgery

Alri Malaponte you hairy wop freak.

doing a poo, you want anything?

Scent of barbecue on the air

Story of my life

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Scent of poo on the air

llad at least go omnty pyke ffs

Tight. Moist. Divine.

get the incel multipack tshirts ORDERED

no one's responding to any of my posts

Not suicidal but wouldn’t mind if God took me out

Yeah?

How did you know I do this
I don't like this post

Maybe you’re shadowbanned

rorke dotting his I's with hearts

Being hairy means you are a healthy virile man

Too many flies about for my taste

would prefer if you went on a nice walk around the park and thought things through and then treated yourself to a nice guiltless take away meal for dinner

Alri toad

mad how much of a big fat cunt I am

Just seen a massive bloke walking a tiny dachshund
Was fairly comical but looked like a good dog

I don't agree. He'd go to Legoland. Bye.

Ever do a poo that doesn't smell like one of your own?

that's definitionally impossible

sausage dogs are all the rage among super normie compliant middle class white woman so using our detective skills we can deduce that's the sort of woman he's married to.

Idk why but this post struck a cord with me

how to learn the skill of asking good questions like in a normal conversation

The allied bombings done to Germany were wrong and evil

DAN
DAN?
DAN!
DAAAN!

Saw a 70 year old tranny last night in a short dress, scrawny pale legs, an over-abundance of makeup, and utterly massive fake tits. It was one of the most utterly surreal, grim and freakish things I’ve ever seen in real life. This old codger did not even come close to passing.

Were you the top or the bottom?

poo crapping a shit from my arse

wore adidas gazelles into work and I got made fun of for being a 'footy lad' now
also got made fun of in the third person which I find infinitely more disrespectful. I can't simply exist without someone going out of their way to make me miserable it seems..

And did this trans woman have a dog with her?

hate my life and want to die

someone posts a nirvana album cover and the other guys goes "cockmogs me!"
funniest thing I've seen

Why not embrace your footy lad persona?

I hate one on one conversation. There has to be a third person to eliminate the awkward conversation.

For all of the representation in the media and online pushes and knee bending and all that you'd think like one in thirty people are trannies, but in all my years I've only ever seen one with my own eyes, ever. Couldn't tell if it was a man or a woman, just a weird pastel color clothes wearing person with long nails and a bald head who spoke in a disturbing soft false voice. Didn't even do anything obnoxious, just walked around looking extremely strange.

stop being an easy target

What team do you support, footy lad?

listening to japanese metal and eating crisps

wore adidas gazelles into work and I got made fun of for being a 'fruity lad' now

ey it's footy lad wahey! played any footy lately aha?

i see a few a year
odd blokes

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How

No

cronem getting blown to smithereens in yemen

humantisbull

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I'm off for a mushroom slice at the BP garage

well firstly you could stop running to /brit/ to cry about people like a pathetic bitch and instead confront them why they upset you.

How riveting

are they functional mushrooms

Might filter Ireland

yeah..

Jimmy Carr drives me up the fucking wall with this
His shorts pop up in my YT and it's a 50-50 whether it's funny or him trying to be all deep and shit

Some "deep" highlights from when he asks the audience to shout out questions to him

17 year old lad in audience asks him his favourite video game character, he says he should stop playing video games and live his own adventure

femoid asks him what it's like having 2 kids, he goes "The afterlife is real, it's the next generation" and the audience were uncertain whether to laugh or applaud

where's the BLOODY JOKES

youtube.com/watch?v=xgWhP4WUL44

what's he done to his face?

mad how much i want to see her get split apart by a RAW jungle bbc

Where's his cock

without even looking myself I'm going to assume BOGGED and I would love to know how they trick and convince celebs to do this like what level of insane trickery and illusions do they have

days like this i wish i had a garden and a bbq

The afterlife is real, it's the next generation

bizarre

no, more like a grey paste made from what used to be mushrooms

and mates

dont know what ranch is and why yankoids have it on everything

thats one thing i do have

he's gone loopy fucking hell

promethean hyperborean agarthan blood memory
look it up

Couple of naanizzas for tea I think

Pajizzas as it were

they hate to see a brotha have a post-wfh cup of tea x

not sure mate I quite enjoy going to standup, pretty much always having a decent laugh

whose they

the woke

Love these townhouses wish I lived in one
Alas they are about half a mil and three bedrooms outside of my budget

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maybe just watch a film or something, you don't need to drink tins mate what's wrong?

Look fucking shit

jimmy carr has a freakish work ethic so no wonder he gets existential on stage sometimes.

stay strong lad x

My new life awaits me in Japan...

Brother is doing the half marathon in a few weeks, but im stronger than him so it doesn't really matter how far he runs. I win.

half a mil for THAT?!

love massive naked hotel wanks with work and getting steaming
bossberg sent me to LA last year to a conference and because of the time difference was knocking off at like 12pm most days and getting on the grot

heard they call the cool original doritos 'ranch' over there. Freaks

Oh yeah? On that grindset is he? Workmaxxing?

well /brit/, who is your favourite video game character?

Is Microsoft Edge any good? What's the best browser at the moment?

surely you can jog 13 miles
like not get a good time but surely you could finish one

I think halo is a pretty cool guy

mum asks me to sand the door

sand the door

sand over the eye-hole like a spastic

she's now calling me a retard saying she can't see put of it now

It's hard being <100IQ

Microsoft Goon

just... by yourself?

Sorry mate when you eventually get a job you'll realise that runners rank quite a bit higher on the social hierarchy than being 'strong'

Thinking about the sharty

just bet on a 100/1 horse

/brit/ meet-up?

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yeah he is actually. one of those weirdos who never stops like hitler or lenin

Ada Wong!!!
(Sex Arse)

maybe on planet retard

When's she doing Cheadle?

fucking LOL

me and mousey are going to the glasgow one

Rank

nothing retarded about it mate, people love a chat about where your upcoming race is. You may get some sweaty neek asking what you hit yesterday but that's as good as it gets

c-can I fuck her? for free?

rorke booking his ticket as we speak

Thought she was one of the good ones. Never expected she’d do something like this

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all women are whores

Reading about Roman persecution of Christians

That's why Lily is /ourgirl/

she has a massive clitorus

i have a job and strength is better

bonnie poo

can tell you don't really do any exercise. post just has fat energy

the only strength you project is as a power bottom

Not the person you replied to but it’s simply u and non u

Rich people do cardio, the plebs do weights. I do both

for a few hundred k more you could get a genuine manor house on a rural property instead of one of those grim cuboids

HOW IS THIS PAINTING WORTH 50M EUROBUCKS

there's a black man on my television

cannot handle the amount of utter bollocks i see posted here sometimes

Sorry, I don’t make the rules

whys anything worth anything. something to think about

you should see it in person, it's massive

rorke soaking himself in joop

the real poshos do an ironman on their fancy bikes, they'll go out on group rides with their club at the weekends

I guess that ranks lower than headphones on at the gym trying your best not to catch the eye of the blonde in leggings on the leg press

chatgpt helped me today

enough is enough

dangerous and downright stupid

did you even think for a second about the trees you've just killed you pollock

o3 is actually really helpful
it's a good teacher

rorke looking for the new before 310 drops

yeah its a good learning aid

dogshit rorke post lad is back i see

poo and willy with a bit of bum also

Think I've just been done

real new

SCREAMING