/balk/

pick your favorite shqiptard criminal, here's a list

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14485991/Albanian-UK-criminals-nationality-data.html

You were right, i just jerked off at spicx porn and now i want to fuck a latrina whore

hellbanian Z

Checked lmao

Now this is how you become a BIZNISMAN

Latina whores will heal you bro, trust me

They reap what they sowed, they wuz "stopping gjenosajd".

also

10 years in prison because you insulted trannies and other pedos on twitter and blueshit

vs

18 years of prison for running a FAMILY owned underage prostitution ring

I would almost feel bad for brits but they did destroy half of the world in their wake so they can suck a dick lol

Op looks like one of these guys

and is a fag

Lmao

Mondays man

Chromosone count on Xhevair there?

Why are albos like this?

BMI is falling. Net worth is incresing.

Cheers to Ploutos.

Did you work out when 4cuck was down?

spelling mistake
it's joever for you

I naturally get ENTJ on every test again. Prepare for unlimited success. Once I manage my health issues, I will bulldoze through life.

Can't wait for Angelos to finally achieve his true potential and give us, his loyal followers, greek virgin wives

As the saying goes, it's easy to open a store but hard to keep it.

Cheering for the God of death you satanic creature?

Το λέγεται Αρετή.

It shows that you aren't educated in Greek matters.

Plouton and Ploutos are different deities. It's like Macedonia and Macedonia (The Former Yugoslav Republic of).

tell this to dumb albos who seem to think stores are free money and you can get paid without doing anything

Walked through the park after work

Only green trees and sunshine can fix Mondays

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Πλούτων#Ancient_Greek

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Πλοῦτος

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Plutus#English

He is right

Plutus was a Greek deity, considered the Greek god of wealth, but also of prosperity, abundance, and agriculture. His name comes from the Greek etymology "ploutos," which means "wealth."

mental to think that two barbarians are debating greek etymology

3rd day with the same headache

It's merely at the back of my mind at this point, a background feature of some painting you're barely conscious of

haha, suffer
you're evolving into the average balkmunic wagie at this point

2 more aspirins bro

two aspirins in the morning, two paracetamols at night

My ancestors suffered hard, so I can call myself Greek and Christian.

but you are literally a turkish muslim

I wish he was alive today to slaughter every muslim he met.

I do the opposite because the paracetamols have caffeine

I'm a Greek who pretended to be a Turk who pretended to be a Greek.

Prime example of high intelligence and farsightedness of an ENTJ.

I should restock my Vit D and Vitamin thingies, I already completed a 1 month purge

paracetamols without caffeine are sold
also how much do they even have?

take your placebos

stop doubting the science chuddy

You're insanely poor and stupid

3rd day

1st stage brain melanoma

I remember them teaching us Hava Nagila in first grade. I also remember the entire song because of those music classes.
When was your future as a Anon Babble neet loser decided?

balk poster gets brain cancer from the posts

classic

why were those evil evil people not giving the government their money?

thank you kirie mitsotakis for this nice кaшкaвaли

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

I bought a perfume that was on discount for 70€ today. Send your sister so she can smell it.

Eau de Maymun
by Musulmanic Odors

kino

Turks use 2€ perfumes from the bazaar diluted with 99,999% water, so they smell fresh for 5 minutes.

but you just said you paid 70€
lying is a sin ya know

Hope i die in my sleep tonight and sheytan welcomes me.

Treat me like a brother, not an enemy. I would gift you 50€ perfumes on your birthday, if you lived in my city.

Makedonsko devoj4e left
Bugar chocolate angel right
Which way maymunman?

God in the Heaven, please fill this man with strengh and joy. Give him something new that awakens his inner desire to live and serve You. Give me health, so I can support my fellow brother. Amin.

I respect you angelos and i would fight alongside you to exterminate the turk menace.

Same

No idea
I take them because my grandma and dad take them

It's like a liturgy wafer

Lord Jesus Christ, I can't tell if this man is serious or just wants a reaction from me, but either way, his heart is troubled. Bless him with new friends who lead him to the narrow path of the righteous that you told us about. Energize his siblings, so they include him stronger in their life and strengthen their family bond. Amin.

your lifespans have been extended by 60 years
back to the cagie

I waste my life at work like some slave

Nothing to smile about

Why don't you start a famiily?

It's like sashko and ikibey are doing consequent shifts on /balk/ to give us 24/7 schizoposting.

Show me where I display strange behaviour.

My farts smell better than your poorfaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag ghetto abibas fake perfume

Get a job you fuckin loser LOOOL

bodied that freak

I would outperform you so hard if I was healthy.

and if your aunt had balls she'd be your uncle

You consume too much harmful media, which reflects in the choice of your deranged example.

How many boons do we need to much current ai intelligence?

The only thing you would outperform me in is stuffing your pig snout with goyfeed you obese baboon.

Had to take an emergency pee and poo in the park. Luckily the local rivlet had pretty high banks so I was able to drop down and do a quick stealth shit, despite it being like 30m from the park path.

Keep seething you fools. I should stay out of this toxic shithole.

пocepкo

classic bulgarian post

Shitting in the park is no big deal when the entire country is literally a public wc

shoes washed and back to smelling fresh

bra bra bra bra braaaaaaaaaaaap frrrrrrrrrrrrt brlrlrlrlrlr prrrrrrr brt brt brt frrrrrrrrrrrr blorp blorp blorp

Imagining myself overworked and sleep deprived unironically makes me want to put a bullet through my head

but imagine the ungrateful crotch goblins asking you for money
doesn't that make you want to reproduce?

1 year plan
I quit my job in 2026 and go back to university
Get a computer science degree

The chemicals God put in your blood will make you enjoy giving xhim money doe

hippity hoppity

ikipooooooooorfag will die of poverty

I shrimply give myself the money from my right hand to the left and trick the sheytanic chemicals

Imagine how many chemicals your brain will receive if you marry a female that wears fur and has her nails done every week

You can buy her useless trash literally every day

I can enjoy the same euphoria by buying VWCE shares

Ideal wife:

Spends your money so you don't have to

Never cooks, UberEATS slave is already on his way when you arrive home from work

Girlboss that plans your weekends for you, you merely have to arrive like an Effendi

pegs you

buys sharp high heels with your credit card so she can walk on you with them when you come home from work with back pain

pinches your lips when you try to talk with her 5cm long fake nails she had glued on at the beauty salon with your money (where she also shittalked you)

Just like that, the Trasha has been summoned

It's that shrimple bros

Just like that, shizo destroyed the elekrisiti power in Spain and Portugal

Just two weeks ago he killed Anon Babble

Next step: 15.7m people in balkans

Childhood is laughing at Xpozed
Adulthood is being envious of him

I'm envious of the average divorced tax cattle

What color is your cyber security firm bro?

transparent, so the tax authority can't steal my money

Can't wait for power outages in bumgaria so all the zoomers senpaku over no tiktok and instagram

Xpozed just evaded paying 5k of alimony by buying his groceries through nullsecurity and paint himself like a 4 dollar a month wage whilst you wrote this cope post

paint himself

Paying himself

thankfully the balkanic superpooper albaboonia would never experience power outages

what deranged court would decide on 5k of alimony
what deranged structuring would a person have to have to be eligible to pay that much
also that's not how taxes or writing things off work

spelling mistake means you lost

It's a story I made up bro

also that's not how taxes or writing things off work

Not a single thing was written about taxes, take your insulin

buying things through a company necessarily involves taxes, since you're trying to claim a (false) expense

The post is about making your personal income be zero so you can't pay any alimony bro

that is not how alimony determinations go, personal income isn't the only thing counted

Пpи yтвpдyвaњe нa мoжнocтитe нa лицeтo кoe e дoлжнo дa дaвa

издpжyвaњe, cyдoт ќe ги зeмe пpeдвид cитe нeгoви пpихoди и виcтинcкитe
мoжнocти зa cтeкнyвaњe нa зapaбoткa и нeгoвитe coпcтвeни пoтpeби и
зaкoнcки oбвpcки пo ocнoв нa издpжyвaњeтo cпpeмa дpyги лицa
That's literally exactly how the law goes bro

Under Bulgarian law the amount of alimony (издpъжкa) is set “according to the needs of the person entitled to maintenance and the possibilities of the person who owes it” (Family Code Art. 142, para 1). In turn, the Supreme Court has held that the “possibilities” of the obligor are determined by their income and their property (имyщecтвo) (PПBC № 5/16.11.1970 г.).
Courts will therefore look at the full spectrum of what an obligor earns and owns. In practice, that includes:
Income from all lawful sources and related financial assets:
Wages and salaries under employment or civil (consultancy/freelance) contracts
Profits from self-employment (sole proprietorships, freelancing)
Rental income from movable and immovable property
Proceeds from sale of property (real estate, vehicles, personal assets)
Dividends and profit shares from companies (both public and private)
Interest on bank deposits, bonds and other securities
Royalties (author’s fees, licenses) and technical/service fees
Pensions, social-security and other state-granted benefits
Bank-account balances and term deposits, bonds, shares and equity participations in companies
Real estate and other fixed assets:
Land plots and buildings (residential, commercial, agricultural)—all immovable property subject to local property tax
Registered vehicles (cars, motorcycles, boats, aircraft, heavy machinery)—all subject to vehicle tax
All other property (имyщecтвo):
Movable assets and valuables (jewelry, artwork, collectibles)
Receivables and outstanding loans owed to the obligor
Cash on hand
Life-insurance policies with a cash-surrender value
Intellectual-property rights (copyrights, patents) that generate royalty income
Business assets and equipment of companies in which the obligor has an ownership stake
In assessing “possibilities,” courts also take into account the obligor’s age, education, professional qualifications and any other dependents they must support.

Literally not one single thing chatgpt gave you is relevant to my post

I sometimes forget makkkedonians can't read

le old fags will remember this

Insane how sovlfvl divorce is when you think about it

Zoomies will be making hyperborea edits about being divorced raped when they compare it to their reality of being permaincels

Me in the back
You see I'm right because my own law works that way and I forgot that we're taking about Xpozed

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwo ah

I accept your concession

I won doe
I also know many winners that pay like 20 euro a month for they keeeeeds with that one simple trick

The state preventing you from murdering an unfaithful wife is an infringement on my rights.

just have the foid pay 5 years of your wages as a fine to you, min 25k€

looks like ever since the site came back it's hard to get banned since the userbase has disappeared and all mods jannies and posts got foxxed

let's try out
BOON you useless fucking turkish idiot how are you you sack of uselesss muslim sandnigger shit?

now we wait for boon to do his job

Finna boutta shower rn

North mazedonia and albania in a relationship

bulgaria and greece watching them

Take your meds schizo

have sex intcel

my last time was 3 months ago

How did you know? I am incredible horny and harrassed some girls on tinder and bumble today

this general is experts in detecting apestractors

If you hear dogs barking outside at 11 pm you're living in a 3rd world scatahole that should be nuked from outer space.

true 1st world countries here dogs barking at both 5 in the morning and 11 at night

Still haven't showered

Watching gamers nexus yootoob bideo about a thermal paste factory (wholesome!)

bwo watch the tariff 3 hour bideo
I also watch gaymer nexus

Already did bro

edin

I need a 9 hour nu-Oblivion review in my life

hair's been growin real qwik agheen since this meem last dropped

1 month of growth

literally nothing