Otis the Aardvark edition
/brit/
I waited for this? >:(
does his blackness threaten you?
good edition thank you for your service
Have never seen this puppet in my life
does his blackness make you fell 'less than'?
rorke finding his dad's old sex arse in the attic
Yes :)
last wank was Thursday. Just not got nob on you see
i literally cant belive diego returned today
Rappers react to Sinéad O'Connor
who's the bird
she's fit x
Imagine being under 30 (lucky)
:)
i am going to unleash hell on my enemies
just ate a dr oetker oven pizza and it was so dismally sized that I've stuck another one in
very tasty but far too small
women tell me that all the time waheey
bruh they are shite
one of these weird povvo foods that incels here love
kerrygold butter is another one
tastes like shite
Kirsten O'Brien
he hasn't posted here in years
explain this
just need mikey to come back
I envy people that only eat when they are hungry
was another iconic non conscious cucknadian display of ignorance today when it claimed that charles taylor the famous catholic philosopher was an apostate
spaki melting down over kerrygold butter
Sick to bastard death of these jappos lying to my face. Say what you mean you stupid cunts, I am absolutely becoming racist.
fuck off no way
Feels great not being a fat mong ngl
It's sad about Spain. Because of Brexit they don't have electric.
same, just can't stop stuffing my fat cunting face all day every day, need putting down me
mikey was a ledge, I remember when he started to phase out of /brit/ around 2019 or so when the gay mikey gimmick went big
I like to think he still drops in from time to time but stays anonymous for obvious reasons
holy $#!7!!!
Dont think we produce enough electric for us let alone anyone else
nah imma fix it
on r/BritishNaughtyBits
the government must step in
he does, he was on earlier today posting about catholicism
you in 2 weeks
shut up you stupid cunt
wait... diego is here? for real?
barber trimmed me up good and proper
Mikeynomics dictates that if we give Spain some electric, like a power bank or something, then it's our country
wrestling with the niece
wheres 190
barber trimmed me up good and proper
azn masculinity will not like this one
guts are doing somersaults dunno what i ate that caused that
powerbomb is it?
not a chance
McAfee
not for me, thanks
john mcafee
I don’t hold £50k cash. I’ll tell you how I operate. Say I have a motor worth 7 grand. Say some traveller chap wants to buy this motor from me. I give him the motor and tell him hold onto the money. He’s my bank.
Never gets old
*400v straight to your ballsack *
They never respond to actual threats or insults, they just bow and smile or ignore you. It would be difficult to actually get a scrap going here.
It really doesn't
He’s my bank.
lol
so did anyone click that?
sister was supposed to come round today but she didn't the cow
classic
lewis ahh post
An Omani soldier has been fined and placed on the sex offenders register after being caught attempting to engage with someone he believed to be a 12-year-old girl while in Scotland for the World Pipe Band Championships.
I reckon I've got this
Tell me why this is a bad idea and wouldn’t work
is she fit?
Why would I go through the hassle of taking the cash from him, putting it somewhere and then going through the hassle of changing all the notes when the new plastic ones come out
I'm fucking crying laughing at this shit
You'll bank for me one day
My step dad has expressed that he worries about me and I should be out having fun, living life, and that I never open up. He thinks I’m “going to lead a lonely life”… frustrating. It’s not like I want to be this way
bins go out tonight
Chiquitita, tell me what's wrong
yeah ive got a cock and balls anorl
thanks mate, would've forgot
He's not wrong
Alright EW
The day after Anon Babble went down my manager in work said "You can always tell when someone's a Jew, they've got big noses, and they're always holding money" and made a grasping gesture with her hand like she was holding a bag of money, and then said "and they've all got curly hair"
Couldn't believe it
do they fuck it's not thursday you lying arsehole
currently getting it on
Alri EW
not gay, just really really like abba
How come the UK doesn’t have cool last names anymore anyone noticed that?
My testicle hurts and all you can say is ew
This happens because I'm wanking all the time
it’s not like I want to be this way
examples?
same x
just get down to the pub mate, make some mates, maybe you'll get a girl too
... wanna hook up?
Blokes can have a small willy or a big willy and nobody will know unless they’re naked because it’s under their trousers.
Girls can have small boobs or big boobs and everyone can see them straight away and everyone knows.
Yet men seem to worry much more about their willy size than women do about their tits even though the latter is much more apparent.
Maybe men should all walk around with their knobs out at all times to help ease people’s minds.
Food for thought.
HAVE A HEART
HAVE A HEART
HAVE A HEART
they can easily disguise the size of their boobs
t. knower
samecunt
Yeah but I'm not going there. You come here
true
is it gay to enjoy the feel of my cock through some thin pj pants?
Travellers are very trustworthy
There is one pub where I live and I only see the same 3/4 old men in it
#
(You) #
samecunt
Much like my testicles, only one is correct
let's meet in stockholm, the homeland and dance all night to the sounds of the greatest band in the world
GET IT ON
BANG A GONG
GET IT ON
women are massively insecure about their breasts
the size, the shape, the symmetry, nip placement
any witches or warlocks in? want to cast a spell on my enemies
mad how peng poo gay porn
See this is why Rorke is wrong. You never can tell who's a transsexual.
I had to explain to mumberg what a sigma gigachad is. The silly woman had never heard of it before.
How romantic. I have a warm feeling in my stomach at the thought
Never spoken to a woman so I wouldn’t know
south asian giant chebs
reckon this is going to come in
hideous
just seen one of them walk past, had enough
wish I could get some girth on my dick the length I don’t care about. Every time I’ve gotten a blowjob she looks like she’s sucking on a straw
that's not why rorke is wrong
wear a prosthetic
Would have my left testicle removed to stop this happening
Sir Useless Wanker
wednesday addams apple
got a baby's arm holding an apple me
rorke getting pain in his goolies
leftypol cutting them off years ago
Not me. No substance to them. Catchy one liner songs with nothing else going for them.
Yeah I’m sure she won’t be able to tell she’s sucking on plastic
vaxx most likely
its coming for us all sooner or later
jej
going punchestown lad?
mental how little i care about trannies when i don't come here
same, i'll be your fernando and you'll be my chiquitita <3
feeling drained of electrolytes after my big wank
grim
nah too far
maybe for you mudblood
the belief that rorke would be right to misgender people if he had a 100% hit rate at identifying trans people from pictures is wrong
Catchy one liner songs
yea, they're called banger pop songs, dickhead
like yellow submarine makes you rethink your life or something
God please be Candice
rorke complaining about the raping thieves who came in boats (2025) whilst idolising the raping thieves who came in boats (793).
should have been forcibly taken off them by the people
it's me, greg :3
BRONSON ARM
FARMBOY CHARM
BRONSON DAY
BAIL THAT HAY
trannies are misgendering themselves
rorke is regendering them
Because all the other horse are shit look at the stars. Why do you act as if you’re some betting genius when this is no different than me predicting Barcelona to beat Crewe
had my burritos
Just find all their songs a bit meh very simplistic lyrically
You know I never get sick and tired of hearing about trannies. Post about them some more please.
mental i didn’t think of trannies once the ten days i wasn’t here
they're nice songs made for dancing, that's all
it's not leonard cohen
need a hobby
any suggestions?
F
shagging
dancing
Homo
fishing
Don’t mind trannies as long as they aren’t some weird freak man with hairy legs and a skirt
sacked nigger
photographing "them"
he's a big guy
michael flatley acting all hard over here
:D
...
Wonen and euros like abba because its just devoid of any artistry
mental how I'm forklift certified
magnificent creature
felled by cowardly poachers
rip
incelmodels
same pal *continues scranning my tea*
mental how I've got my class 1
Horror as man dies
I am a paedophile that rapes children
*cripwalks to The Partisan*
Mental how I have a European Computer Driving Licence
yes we know adam
Sir Child Rapist
playing with me little sandbox. Nothing more aryan than the sandbox games
right well that's a bunch of autistic gibberish isn't it
must be fun at parties
hello Father
we looting satan's "king"dom in this mf'er
didn't arsked
greg shaking his shit on the dancefloor to abba
right well that isn't very subtle is it
leftypol's girlfriend nutting all over his face
ironically?
Nutting all over the world
youtube.com
impossible not to
sandbox
bit childish no?
getting my gay porn clothes on for a wank
wake up
have to make food and eat it
5 hours later you have to do it again
and again later that day
whilst also eating in between if you’re hungry
oh and also pour litres of liquid down your throat constantly all day
you have to do this every single day or you die
Whose bright idea was this then? I’ve got stuff to do and this takes up far too much of my time
I am a gay boy that likes big cocks up my arse while feeling a man’s big juicy muscles
how to put a hex on someone
haha look at him go
nothing gay about that
saw a bradley walsh cd in a charity shop today
leftypol subsisting on one salad per day
Bryddly Welsh
leftypol having salad for afters
leftypol eating a midnight salad
yeah fruit salad
And you left it? wtf
i'm surprised avocadoes haven't shown up yet
still thinking about that webm someone posted last night of a black woman squeezing a poo out her bum and all over herself while also pissing all over herself
leftypol putting salad up his arse
these long evenings lads
bliss
i make them have race wars and keep track on cultural lore
leftypol making a salad smoothie
nice run, went to the park, sun was out. A few fitties about dare i say so
hex
Do not turn to mediums or seek out spiritists, for you will be defiled by them. I am the Lord your God.
- Leviticus 19:31 NIV
mental how incredible bradley walsh's emotional range is that a single TV show has provided an entire community with reaction images appropriate for any occasion
surprised you didn’t get robbed for your trainers
mental how badly you need a social life and a job
so what did everyone think about Louis Theroux: The Settlers? Those jews are some odd fellas
leftypol feeding salad to his cat
Conservative leader Kemi Badenoch has demanded the prosecution of rap trio Kneecap after video emerged of the band allegedly advocating for the death of Tory MPs
haha seething
an entertainer that hosts the most popular game show in the united kingdom near daily for 15 years has expressed emotions
wow great observation. truly incredible
bragley whals
deegs I knew you were back
In 1525 Gavin Dunbar, Archbishop of Glasgow, Scotland, pronounced a curse on the Anglo-Scottish Border reivers and caused it to be read out in all churches in the border area. It comprehensively cursed the reivers and their families from head to toe and in every way.[8][9]
have decided to lookmax lads
The plan
Lose 2 stone (costs time)
Hair transplant (fill in temples) (costs about 3k)
hair dye (£5)
Teeth whitening (costs about £200)
new wardrobe (idk, half a grand?)
join gym (after I've lost the weight of course)
might buy a dermaroller and collagen pills to retain youth
cerave moisturiser, cleanser and retional exfoliator (£40ish)
the grind stars now
Damn this last of us girl is incredibly ugly it's true
ruby wank soon
barley wash
Then Peter came to Jesus and asked, “Lord, how many times shall I forgive my brother or sister who sins against me? Up to seven times?” Jesus answered, “I tell you, not seven times, but seventy-seven times.
Went to mum's house for easter. My niece offered me some of her easter egg. I said I can't as I'm allergic to chocolate. My Mum laughed & said "oh yes, I forgot to tell you, you're not really, we used to tell you that when you were younger to stop you eating it".
I'm 37
Hair dye looks bad
Just start the gym now
getting xeroxed for the future
corr bet that smells lush
in your head when you post this fake story do you get lots of replies or just one bradley image reply?
do you feel betrayed?
Just start the gym now
daily reminder women are more attracted to olly on the left than olly on the right
you've been done
Border Welsh
they'd have to catch me first waheey
I'm not on the left or the right mate and women aren't attracted to me at all
welsh covid rules
what were they?
god I fucking LOVE getting in from toil on monday
May the 4th be with you
Hope you end up looking like a gay freak with yank teeth and all hair dye dripping down from the pubes on your temples
sounds like something a grifter would say
state of your job that you don't wfh on a monday
boarded walls
had my fly open all day
This other Canadian is making me look good
He's getting gender affirming treatment, proper brave of you mate
browsing the "bmwf general: black dicks and white chicks only amateur" thread on Anon Babble
early bed for me tonight i can't wait
OUT HERE IN THE FIELDS
I FIGHT FOR MY MEALS
Cope by fat lazy women, also his face was a bit gaunt on the right
Irl they'd be more attracted to a leaner muscly man than a skinny-fat slob.
He was a carpenter and a fisher of men and the one true God. (and he loved to speak in parables)
Reminds me of stays in cabins innawoods so I'm a fan
bit gay that
I can but I choose to go in on mondays desu
picrel
still light out fuck off I wnat to go to bed
fly
FOY
a fisher of men
caring what women think
Just did a really big sticky wank to peak Aletta Ocean
Calling John the Fisherman
when a bloke tells me about how fit he finds the middest bitch ever it honestly makes me think he's gay
then you make your move
he looks pretty fit on the left though
that's what fit people who don't starve themselves look like
right looks shite because its try hard shite done through not eating, which is fundamentally gay
Alright but touch grass bro Lol
it's 1462 and a direct descendent of tommy skinner pouring boiling hot tar over a little frenchman outside a fort and he didn't even look when he poured it
when a bloke tellth me about how fit he findth the middetht bitch ever it honethtly maketh me think he'th gay
Water Deer swim innit
Aquatic mammals
do Belgians not have a general? I need to speak with Belgians ASAP!!!!!!
A-BOSH
Nederdraad
Or
Got banned from JD sports for sniffing the shoes
JERRY WAS A RACE CAR DRIVER
Canadians are so literal minded
looking forward to the new
wish i was a peng girl getting that onlyfans bag
Thank you sir!
it's going to be a good one
there won't be one
this is the last ever /brit/
*kisses you on the mouth*
I don't remember that apostle
a few summers ago when my family and I went to visit our extended family in our country of origin. I would rarely get out of my house there and some of my uncles would ask me directly why I don't go out and just explore the city (they meant well to be fair). However, the day before we were going to leave, we visited my grandma's house and most of my extended family were there to hang out with us one last time before we left, and while everyone was sat outside, I was sitting inside with my brother. During this time, one of my older cousins and one of my aunts came in and I overheard my cousin say to my aunt "he doesn't have a clue about anything" and "it's good that he got out the house for once". I remember that upsetting me so much and it still does when I think about it. I used to like that cousin as well, and after hearing that, I utterly despise them now.
thinking about all the good times on the sharty
bolg on
go back
you lads are all top shaggers I'm sure
sounds like he was right and you're a clueless dullard
Why. Just venting
Stop speaking like a wog, it's embarrassing
Would love to bury my face in a Chinese birds Hong Kong Garden iykwim
??
miss posting funny wembs
just posted a link to the old thread while i was laid on the floor for no reason
for me it was the fonts
snuck this one in while you could huh
Go back to where you came from.
fuck off normie twat
+=~-~bit gay~-~=+
quivering in anticipation
Get the Hong Kong garden made you lazy scroungers
lurid virgin breaking the sound barrier (male, grander manchesyer)
I was born in England