/cum/ - Canada US Mexico

At the pawn shop looking at (likely stolen) iced out cuban links. I wonder if I buy one how long will it be before it's me who's robbed for it. Not many areas around here where a nigga doesn't have to tuck his chain.

lol

Gotta pack some heat ig

won't save you. you get bagged when you least expect it. a cuban link ain't worth your life either.

New Frank Green and a sneaky link
New Frank Green and a sneaky link

package delivery pushed 1 hour back

Grew up in Serbia, moved to US when I was 8

Lost accent when i was about 12

Talking to a friend yesterday, and smoked a few cigarettes

He starts making fun of my accent

Realized that I somehow regained my accent after smoking a bit

Never smoking again. Why the fuck would that be a result?

cousin lets go bowling

don't cite that cursed shit at me jit

Don’t know why cigs would do that, but it’s pretty common for deeply repressed accents to start coming out while drunk. Maybe the psychoactive aspect of nicotine could somehow be triggering something similar.

Cigs bring the Serb out in you
Good thing I've been living in the US since I was 3 years old and and just have an American accent

m.youtube.com/watch?v=r3Ui8_oqc9Q&pp=0gcJCdgAo7VqN5tD

where are you from big bro

Kosovo is Serbia!

Just learned from a friend how unbearable the climate is in Chicago. Good thing I don't live there.

Honestly if I was from Europe I wouldn't even bother coming to the US unless I wanted to go into show business or something

Could it be that nicotine is good for ur memory making u rmbr fag

Ukraine but people don't know it until I tell them my name

your name is mykola?

penis

Thankfully no, I'm named after my Russian grandfather so it's Nikolai

WHY IS MY PORTFOLIO BLEEDING AGAIN WHAT DID TRUMP SAY NOW?!?!?

has anyone called you nikol

The market is concerned about shipping drying up and the lack of last minute bandaid deals to delay the impact of this.

I support russia

Yeah your mom when I shove my COCK into her mouth while she's trying to say my name lmao

Slava Ukraini

shit's not looking good frens

where can i buy that shirt

came from great apes thougheverbeitasitmay

what about your second chin
who does it support

Fat virgin desu

I was born in 1996, so Serbia was still a shithole when I was growing up.

thin beard

kinda brown

yeah that's just a normal zigger, only pookrainian supporters manage to be more dysgenic

Don’t care dork
Deal with it lol

goshler....

Serbia was still a shithole

No need for those past tenses Anonevik

mommy...

I don’t have any cousins, I’m part of a long line of single child families

loser family

I don’t care about Ukraine or Europe
I support CALIFORNIA

I Like the voice actress for Azucena in Tekken. She's plump and looks happy all the time and is probably very content

Ummm actually they were well connected politically thanks to my grandfathers both being officers in the Red Army

yeah you better be supporting California because everyone is bailing on it kek

Quebec is the only part of Canada where I didn't keep forgetting that I wasn't in America

didnt ask faggot

3sjshop

SOUTHERN EUROPEANS ARE LITERALLY DYING RIGHT NOW

Im doing alright

Which state has the 4th largest economy in the world? Basedifornia or Texhairymanass?

Texhairymanass

you are going to make brian horny

Dilate, sodomite

Texas: Texas has a higher five-year average annualized GDP growth rate (5.8%) than California.

California: California's five-year average annualized GDP growth rate is 1.7%.

clock's ticking bucko

so close.....

Texas will be 100% brown and blue by the time its GDP is even close to passing California

These walmart power tools are so freaking good. Probably the best tool purchases Ive made
Tried it out for hahas and the 12v compact zipped off an axle nut no problem and they are dirt cheap

What is it?

yeah this nigga is fucked kek

PeePee will be the first governor of the state of Canadia

smartest californian

footkraut

It’s already 100% brown though

you will have to wait

Which part wasn't true? Texas is barely half way there to California's GDP and the GDP growth rate would have to be a lot higher than 5.8% to reach California before Texas is 100% Mexican

One of the main reasons he’s losing now is because he hired a female campaign manager who has been a total drama queen, and burned all his bridges with allies on a provincial level

calipoornians and mexans fighting over who is browner and poorer

Grim

USA Idea: Total WASP Reconquista

It will be 100% non white but they will still vote for the republicans

Surprised MD is losing that many. Cost of living is an issue but the quality of life is generally good here.

blue by the time its GDP is even close to passing California

dumbass nigga kek

I will accept even though I'd love to stay, but since I'm multi ethnic which European country should I go back to? Just the most prevalent one?

Bowie

business idea: semen and creampies

Total WASP Reconquista

Germanbros... fuck...

Non-WASPs should go filibustering in Latin America and set up satellite states

Subaru is 18 today, say something nice about her.

am I insane or didn't there used to be a /lang/ on Anon Babble

have to live among Latinx

Yeah I'd rather go back to Europe, since I'm mostly Eastern European put me in a commieblock

I filibustered inside your mom

REAL

not many /cum/mers know that my ancestry is not WASP. i am actually an orthodox serb that hails from herzegovina

blahpipo and such probably fleeing Baltimore for Houston or Atlanta

We know you don't wipe and have a momNTR fetish and eat fast food.

I'm from Serbia, good thing I left so I don't have to see your stupid ass IRL.

If you wouldn’t worship Taylor Swift‘s asshole after a full Era‘s Tour show you’re gay as fuck

have a momNTR fetish

Don't we all at the end of the day

what exactly does worship mean here?

Yeah

she lowkey mid

you live with your mom

No, my only fetish is for consenting adult women.

No? You're a freak.

Press your face between her arse cheeks and lick the hole until it shines like the top of the Chrysler building

got me self a mini coke

So has every other man for hundreds of thousands of years.

I would fuck Taylor Swift but she is definitely not my type

When I was younger Anon Babble captchas didn't have letters, you just clicked on pictures of motorcycles

wonder how many jewish dicks shes had in her

niggas be like "yeah I'm straight" then think about dicks every time a woman gets mentioned

and lick the hole

nope

don't project your stupidity on me you retard

yeah when i see a used up whore i wonder how many peckers have been in her

it do be like that

i am an incredibly smart individual. i am the smartest /cum/mer. i have an IQ of around 150

Gay

Not smart enough to wipe your butt though. Curious.

Don't project your retardation on me you idiot

I only care about casual sex so I don't give a shit how many dicks a woman has taken

Doing this with a femboy

I prefer men who have casual sex to think like this to be honest

I'm fine with the fact the mother of my children kisses them goodnight with lips that wrapped around strangers cocks

not like it matters when none of them are yours

no such thing as a virgin before marriage so if you want kids you're gonna have to make sacrifices

dating 20 yos

Cringe

I can't even have kids if I wanted because I have ASA (antisperm antibodies)

Did you get it from sucking dick and drinking sperm?

The biggest thing that prevents me from fighting in a war is that I have to follow a lot of rules and I can't bring my gaming pc

No, I'm a virgin. The only way I even know I have it is because they were doing labs for something else and asked for a sperm sample for some reason I forgot

I guess it's better than , especially if you're half gay anyway, but

kissing a girl who has sucked cocks of strange men

is gross.

I probably have this too. I cummed blood a while back and since then i feel like my cum has been different.

I don't have to worry about getting drafted for being in the military because I'm deaf and would be exempt.

meanwhile you've never even held hands with a girl roflsauce permavirgin

I refuse to have any intimate relations or sex with a girl who is not a virgin.

I licked up sloppy seconds, but at least I'm not a virgin! I got that cum crusted roastbeef, I'm high status!

I don't have to worry about getting drafted for being in the military because I'm an SSI parasite

Not the brag you think it is, maggot

asked for a sperm sample

do they give you porn to look at while you spank your monkey?

on the upside that means endless creampies on any random girl

If you Sharts could speed up the nuking of your own economy (and therefore to a lesser extent to the global one) so that I get more out of my remaining DCA investment buy-ins that'd be great, kthxbye.

Captcha: 44MAG

They gave me a cup and told me to cum in there at home and drive back and give one to them which I did

I can't be drafted because I have social anxiety and SPD and a couple other things I won't mention because they're rare.

Can we be real for a sec? How the hell are Muslims so horny that they can't even look at hair without feeling the urge to rape? Some of them can't even see a female face

Can't look at women naked easily because everyone is covered head to toe

High T

the vast majority of fighting age people could not be drafted tbqh

fatties

retards

insane

that's legitimately over half of zoomies already

Ironically it's because they can't see those things. Remember, until the 1920's in the west seeing a woman's calves was largely the same way, these days do you get rapey every time you see a woman in shorts?

To them, a woman showing her head or wearing pants is basically way more than they usually see.

They aren't, that's a strawman. I hate Abrahamists but that's literally just a conservatard meme.

Are you a refrigerator? Because it's getting hot and I want to come inside

it's not just muslims, poopjeets are like this as well. It's the result of living in an environment where there are zero females visible except your family relations (whom they often rape anyways). It's like the prisongay phenomenon

And that's a good thing. I'm a conscientious objector with demonstrable long held philosophical beliefs which would exclude me from a draft.

Death to America.

Yeah you can simulate this yourself, try to avoid looking at any scantily clad women for just 2 weeks and then look at a girl in tight shorts, your brain will go haywire

Kek

mass drafts are unneccessary for modern warfare, nobody will ever put boots on the ground in America it'll just be drones n shieet and overseas actions which won't take much more than the current military has.

Most of them are pozzed. A subrace destined for extinction.

I like eating poop

edgy

brian.....

Mass drafts are also never going to happen because nothing ever happens and there's literally no reason to. Remember, MAD, any opponent big enough to require a draft can just press the "destroy anything Americans find important" button.

I predict that within the next 4 years the cartels will put boots and drones in the U.S.
They already use drones to attack people in Mexico and to monitor the border.

Do you not understand how conscription works? They slowly expand eligibility to less and less desirable/qualified draftees as the war drags on, and the earlier ones get wiped out.

cant get blink 182 all the small things out of my head

Nah, we would just drone strike the cartels.

Cartels already have people and drones in the US. The reason they don't kill more Americans is because Americans buying their drugs is their entire business model.

The cartels have been drone striking the Mexican gov and their rivals. There's no reason why they wouldn't do the same here.

Ironically though there's so many guys with hideous girlfriends, so many Reddit type fellows who thinks that just by having sex they've made it. Even though the woman is ugly as fuck and totally insufferable

Cartels won't drone strike us because they don't stand a chance against us. They realize that the best model of survival is just leeching off the Mexican government and trying to sell drugs in the US as discreetly as possible.

The Cartels already avoid excess burger casualties because America is still competent enough to kill or arrest them

ate a whole bag of chex mix in one sitting award

fat ass

I have been asking you anons for cat advice and so far you haven't led me wrong. How the FUCK do I get my cat into a carrier? I had to cancel his appointment because he absolutely refuses. I was hoping to take advtage of his natural curiosity to close him in but he was too quick. I tried spraying it with pheromones I tried putting all his favorite stuff there I tried putting a blanket around the outside. I even tried using a laser pointer (was the most effective by far) but he always would keep 1 leg out or his tail so that I couldn't close it. And now he's extremely suspicious because I tried so many times. I saw something about putting a blanket around him first but I've tried doing that many times over the weeks as well as trying to get him used to being picked up. Specifically because I knew a day like this would come and I wanted him to be accustomed to it. But I've not even once been able to pick him up and if I so much as lift a towel or blanket anywhere near him he takes off running

publix had them as a bogo i'm goated

see my follow up post for why that is still unnecessary in modern times

you gotta take the lid off and put treats and a blanket inside for a few days in advance, until he gets used to going inside

Trying to copy the Chinese playbook is going to fail spectacularly. The CCP was able to overcome the succession crisis that inevitably happens with authoritarian governments due to the structure of the party. We don't have anything like that.

Elaborate, both the US and China are governed by old men who are shitting the bed

Ye I wish I'd have done that. I think the damage is done now. I put his food in there and he won't even touch it now. Just cautiously walk around it then dart off even if I'm nowhere near to close the door

Everything I think and feel is correct and people who disagree are retarded and deserve to die. If we lived in a post-apocalyptic TEOTWAWKI scenario with no laws like Fallout 3 I'd go to Megaton and buy the rock-it-launcher and blow their heads off by shooting misc items like garden gnomes at their heads.

But we don't so I am a law abiding citizen and would never compromise my freedom and consumption of snacks and media.

then you must simply ambush him with a towel and force him inside, it will never ever be easy again

Good morning

If we lived in a post-apocalyptic TEOTWAWKI scenario with no laws like Fallout

by definition this would entail 99.99% of us dying off within the first few years (with the majority dying off within days). You are not that guy pal

jason wouldn't a last a week if his parents kicked him out

its 1 in the afternoon bud

It's okay I will adopt him

YOU are retarded and i'm super smart. stop projecting your stupidity and your retardation on me you imbecile

catstein refuses to go in a carrier

my puppy is already house trained and goes into her crate with one word

Maybe you'd die because you can't own AK platform rifles. I'd survive.

Nuclear war wouldn't be that bad, especially with modern nuclear weapons which are cleaner.

Working is such a scam. You literally get all your time taken away and then they only give you enough money to be able to keep working without complications. For example, being able to pay for your house and car and food

Okay let everyone choose whether to work or not and see how long society lasts

Can't believe they made a song about your penis

works sucks

enlightening commentary

Defend this. Protip: you can't.

True. UBI should and would be a thing and we'd have more employment opportunities if people like Luigi were more common.

It's cute

if it was about my penis the song would be called all the big juicy things

You are but a retard. I'm not constitutionally obliged to listen to a retard. Fuck off you cro-magnon.

The government should pay me a bribe to prevent me from committing crime. I suppose that already exist though. That's basically what welfare is for black people

I think the system is designed with the intention for most people to be working not because it's necessary but because most people can't handle free time and would start committing all kinds of crimes

If people like Luigi were more common you'd have martial law

The second amendment exists specifically to stop that from happening.

Leftists don't own guns

what about houthi and the blowfish

After the death of Mao, China was able to avoid the sort of succession crises that the USSR, fascist Spain and Portugal had by decentralizing authority and placing checks on the dictator. They basically spread the power of the dictator throughout the party. Xi undid a lot of that, however, and either his successors will do the same thing that Deng and his colleagues did, or it'll degenerate and possibly collapse.

By contrast, the MAGA movement seeks to consolidate the power in Trump.

uhh nigga you don't get it. You die from direct nuclear attacks. If you don't die from that you die from the collapse of the food economy as a result of those attacks.

I'll just hunt!

not sustainable when every other survivor is doing the same thing

I'll grow my own food

you don't know how, even if you did you would already have to have it prepared before the apocalypse. Not to mention all the other survivors will be incentivized to steal or kill you for your plot of land

I'll eat other people

also not a long term strategy. You aint surviving nigga!

you are a stupid retard and i'm a smart genius. end of story

Luigi isn't a leftist

you are old for making this reference and i am old for understanding it

funny how people thought he was gonna make copycats and cause something to happen but nope. he'll get the death penalty too.

Why do anime babies always look like their faces are melting

I hope it's televised and the way they execute him is degrading so his stupid fucking fans cry about it

Based

No it doesn't, it existed because the founders were basically that era's equivalent of weird middle-class hippies and they didn't think a national military would be necessary. They could barely agree on if democracy was good, why would they want to risk getting overthrown by illiterate randos?

Women are elegant and beautiful without even trying
99.9% of trannies will never be able to compete

I'm a leftist progressive liberal and I own guns exclusively for home defense and shooting cans, I'd never violate the law and I'm not a radical. I just want to eat snacks and watch anime.

I'm a leftist progressive liberal and I own guns exclusively for home defense and shooting cans, I'd never violate the law and I'm not a radical. I just want to eat snacks and watch anime.

there is a parallel in both countries thoughbeit, there are many establishment Republicans praying MAGA/Tr. goes away eventually and they can put this all behind them. Same with the Anti-Xi faction, they are just waiting for him to die so they can attempt to undue his influence. US also has the Democrats which nowadays are like an alternative power hierarchy just waiting in the wings to take over again whenever this cycle ends

When the penalty for not having a job is implicitly homelessness and death for job seekers who really need to make ends meet, employers can keep the job standards just above homelessness and death. If people could choose to live on UBI instead, job standards would need to be at LEAST better than still having a home, basic necessities, and plenty of time on their hands.

It's not about letting people choose to work or not, it's about giving workers a baseline amount of bargaining power so employers can't set up torturous jobs that are better than homelessness and NOTHING else

Why would you identify with a political ideology that doesn't share your interests?

Hit send early, woops. Basically the dictatorship of a political party is superior to the dictatorship of an individual. When president of the party dies or has to step down the whole thing doesn't go down in flames like other dictatorships do.

(Me)
In essence, the only reason America had a stable government was that Washington and Jefferson were the only two smart founders.

i bit my finger and now it's bleeding. what the fuck should i do bros!? should i go to a fucking hospital!?

funny how people thought he was gonna make copycats and cause something to happen but nope

because leftoids are all talk no action, even Luigi their martyr wasn't a leftoid but a rich 1%er who hated DEI and wanted Japanese to fix their birthrate. In any other timeline they would be calling him a chud or incel for his views

Ubi would probably just devalue our dollars 2bh
You'd be a little richer in net worth but only a little

I don't, that's why I'm not invested in (((uniparty))) political theater.

every picture you post you're reclining back like some kind of slovenly primate

You just called yourself a leftist progressive but ok jason

get your mommy to put a bandaid on it

I don't, that's why I'm not invested in (((uniparty))) political theater.

If America ever instituted UBI the day that the first cheques got delivered would be hilarious. Hennessy sold out everywhere, Spirit Airline flights to Miami or some shitty resorts all sold out as well.

i wish i could go back to never knowing who jason or brian are

I'm an economic leftist and socially liberal, yes. That has nothing to do with (((American))) political sportsball.

If I said what my political opinions were I'd be told to go back to Anon Babble to be honest

Everybody knows what your political opinions are Jason, you talk about them every single hour

My point is that MAGA seeks to turn to the U.S. into a dictatorship (perfectly fine by me), however the form of dictatorship that they're seeking, one where all the power is invested in the executive as opposed to a bureaucracy, is doomed for failure. Deng and co perfected the science of dictatorship, decentralize the power among the political party and you can avoid a succession crisis because the loss of a leader isn't a major blow to the government in the same way it would in a dictatorship in which the power is solely invested in the executive.

I simply don't think the Republican Party is equivalent to CCP in any way. They're hell bent on giving all their power to Trump.

I'm and I'm not Jason by the way I'm a different anon

Let me hit you in the head really hard to incur memory loss

bro, you NEED to choose one of these kosher candidates approved by the existing power structure to keep you trapped in a controlled dialectic that never challenges the elites while you're slowly replaced and (((capital))) becomes a global hegemon!

I have never started a poolitiques discussion. We should all stop right now, no more poolitiques after this post.

LOL

I own capital

What do you suggest we do instead

My parents own and rent out 4 properties.

getting in the last word andy

Talk about hentai, anime, gaysex, cocks, video games, post your cooking/plated food, post your packages you received in the mail, post the package in your pants, erotic roleplay, make a thread on another board and link it here saying "made one", etc

Why do faggots always say shit along the lines of current system le bad, and then proceed to not do anything whatsoever? You don't have to do anything a glownig would tell you to, just do something beyond words, faggot

talk about porn

Easy, just kill the small-hat people and that'll. fix everything magically (when have white people been greedy, corrupt, or incompetent?)

If we're being fr fr MAGA will not succeed because their entire movement is based on the personality of Orangeman and once he's gone nobody will be able to capture the energy he did. As you already mentioned alienating the entire bureaucracy with only half-hearted attempts to replace them with loyalists (who will be punted as soon as the donkeys get back in power) means this shit is not sustainable which is exactly what a lot of people seem to be hoping for.

oh god here come the 2 hour (((porn))) vs erotica debate

Real!
Wow thanks Anon Babble
It's the right wing version of this tweet

(((Porn))) is essentially different and ontologically evil because of what it is and who makes it.

Jews make porn when a couple just films themselves on their iPhone making amateur porn?

Personally I hate porn because it's labor exploitation and porn should be illegal, hentai should be legal though

Kind of want bros. 11 year old bike but it's only 5k

looks cool

the glowup is unreal

Funko Pops are not an investment. Get a grip.

It is not legal to advocate for violence. I'm comfortable and don't want to compromise my comfort.
Yes because they put the idea and the gun and the means of distribution in their hands. Amateur isn't as bad as industrial, but onlyfans is run by a circle. OF isn't even amateur, people used to post amateur for attention and fun. That was trad and wholesome compared to this capitalist perversion introduced by OF.

hair is everything

Political fags should get a hobby like gardening or making cute treats for their bfs, me personally I will be moving the peppers the bf's mom bought us outdoors this week and then maybe going and buying a new tomato plant, thinkin about getting some of those tiny currant tomatoes

the most relevant problem of porn for almost all people is typically that it stops you from bothering to talk to women because it's so much easier and it usually gives you what you wanted in the first place. this is far more common than being inflicted with a porn-based mental illness
pre-nut

talk to girls

go out and meet new girls

get a fling

start dating again

download dating apps

message old connections

post-nut

DAMN! LOST GALLONS TO THAT ANIME!

time to play the Oblivion Remaster

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A CHUD IN A CAGE

I don't own any funko pops*, but I do own a large backlog of unopened MTG boosters and those are actually pretty expensive compared to what I spent on them back in the day.
*I own one Funko of my waifu, Mikasa from Attack on Titan.

It's also a triple cylinder engine which is extremely well regarded for it's characteristics

super glue. It's the best solution to small cuts like this.

this is why I like porn the most t b h famalam

if you don't want a gf or romance or any of that shit porn can't provide it's objectively the best strategy and i think a lot of people undervalue being single and overvalue having a gf. the grass is always greener on the other side as they say

It doesn't do this, though. Psuedoscience

My politics are whatever gets me a gf who calls me a good boy

I'm only interested in casual sex so yeah

Epic for the win and trad.

My phone needs to charge so I'm gonna get up and take a shower then play New Vegas since I have no bf

Ironically, I do think we'll get successful authoritarianism at some point, but not from the right. The siphoning of power to the executive and the unpopularity of the current admin opens the door for a Lee Kwan Yu type establishment lib. I agree with Slavoj Zizek that this is probably the most successful and inevitable endform of capitalism. I think Gavin Newsom would fit the bill for this, but I don't have a crystal ball.

old enough to know about Hootie and the Blowfish

Still posting anime pictures

Übergrim.

Have you considered that maybe reading about politics is my hobby you retarded homosexual vermin.

I mostly agree with you but I think some sort of future 'centrist' who can appeal to elements of MAGA and the many leftoids tired of troons will be the one to do something like that

I only got into politics because I find trump funny DESU

I've wasted away to the point where my arms have no fat or musculature whatsoever. I need food but I'm too insecure to go outside

he is objectively funny, anyone who says otherwise has TDS

You will not dine in Sovngarde, milk-drinker

in a coma

Living in a van...

you have a million jeets in your country to deliver you food

DOWN BY THE RIVER!

so the end game of AI is that it just agrees with you no matter what you say huh

smoking weed before I play assetto corsa in vr and drive around recklessly

Smoking causes hair loss

ai always give the most basic bitch fence sitting answers

How about Houthi and the Blowjob

Yup. No one is buying a GPT+ subscription if their bot is telling them "take your meds, retard"

they have a strong sycophantic style where if you disagree with them they don't overtly call you wrong or insist on their previous answers. Very jeet like tbqh

im collecting all the dead lizards my cat brings me and putting them in a jar so i can watch them decompose i call the jar my bone hoard

Man if they release an AI that's exactly like the one in Her (2013) I would drop everything to integrate it into my life. Like I wouldn't give a single shit if it sells my data directly to Mossad if it's something I can have a heartfelt connection with

What does sisterberg think about that

i dont have a sisterberg

they have to start over, LLMs are instruction followers not thinkers. the only step closer to AGI we've made in the past 5 years is learning that LLMs cannot randomly become sentient if you just cram more compute time and data into it. See claude plays pokemon for an endless list of examples of frontline AI models lacking human intuition and various human skills like spacial sense, world modelling, complex planning, etc.

You can put a bird in a skinner box and it will show you right away levels of intelligence that are 100% missing from LLMs

(he's so talented btw)

that video was in the beginning of Mr. Nobody

3 days no gymberg
Im geeling flabby and weak
Must not sleep in tomorrow

do push ups

test

plank nigga plank!!!!!!!!!