LOVELY FUCKING COCK PLAYING edish
/brit/
neoliberal bull logging in
lil zoomer mumbling "its over/we're back" every reply he gets
why do you keep saying “lil” you cringe cunt
bushwick based enablers are active
and why do you keep replying to him, dullard?
Hi there how are you
lil zoomer dejectedly wanking over neekochan
going to the off sales at the local public house for some steamingtoil supplies
torn between a bottle or port or a bottle of gin and some fancy mixers
decisions, decisions
scranned a whole sourdough loaf today I'm like an animal
LOOKING FOR IRISH KILLERS
lil zoomer still mentally 18 years old (hes turning 26 this year)
why don’t you go fucking hang yourself you pathetic cunt
ziedy logging in to tor browser
Stop swearing right now
Don't Just Book It, Thomas Cook it
lil zoomer calling people 5 years older than him uncle (its a sexual complex)
Hi there how are you
looks like a cooking sidemen sunday big W
LOOKING FOR IRELAND MAAFIA TO STEL CARS IN LONDON WITH LITUANI MAFIA
scranning a wank
lil zoomers young adulthood torn to shreds during lockdown and never recovered from it
Might try have a nap again
LAst two days I did it I ended up sleeping till nearly 10pm and almost missing the cansshop
hey not nice of you is it
ate a load of expired smoked salmon myself
UM
Blame it.
Are you insured against any VAT/IR35 investigations from HMRC? Contractor family member decided to take it out for peace of mind because the taxman is really aggressive against contractors these days
WO WANTS TO STEAL CARS IN LONDON
um er, lad? What sort of things?
lil zoomer psychologically triggered when he hears the word stepbro, like pavlovs dog
fucking howling at this
I've realised that I talk to a huge amount of foreign women who seem to like me a lot more than women here do, and could probably just shag them all if I wasn't so apprehensive to travel anywhere alone. I'm just satisfied with sexting them and whatever right now but I can't be bothered to follow through, and still wouldn't even if they were in the same country. Maybe I should give it a try. Flights and staying with them or a cheap hotel in Spain or something can't be that bad, right? Any of you ever done this?
The THINGS I would do to that hot perky arse!
while its much appreciated the effort thats put in to spreading awareness, the singular lad that constantly bangs on about Peter Tatchell really needs to get a life. And yes it is a singular poster
No classification.
WHO WNTS TO JOIN MAFIA
5 years. Too Ovni. Kind.
bet it fuckign STINKs
I have had my cock played with and that's all
wonder if a python headed BBC has ever separated her and slid inside
Corrr I hope so!
you reckon the vpn hopping spammer is just the one lad then
She wants my semen.
she's make a mint doing joi
when you call someone a dickhead do you mean their head is a dick or they have a dick on their head or something else
Grow up.
Remember when LGBTQ hero Peter Tatchell contributed to pro-paedophilia literature. Mad that.
beer no. 2 poured
I am Russian.
Can't say I do, lad
But I don't keep up to date with the pro child raping groups, you see
Just stabbing.
If you're reading this, you are now part of the resistance.
That's why they shit blood.
Here is LGBTQ hero and pro-paedophilia activist Peter Tatchell giving British school children sex education lessons.
what am I resisting?
DON'T THINK YOU'RE OFF THE FUCKING HOOK
Lurker.
en.wikipedia.org
why are there so many in germany
already eaten all the hot sexy fruit i bought for the week
only got the ugly horrible fruit left now
Ihumane.
We're not so different, you and I.
Went for a walk because people say it's good for the menthol elves.
Now I'm still confused about life but with sorer feet.
Waste of bloody time that was.
Wall. :D
still confused about life
noodles for tea
here's you
granadilla?
Dr. Thearpylad here, lad
What's confusing you with life?
Peter Tatchell, the LGBTQ icon, and pro-paedophilia activist is also consulted by the British Police when dealing with criticism against LGBTQ Paedophile activities.
Fucking pathetic.
grim
what sort of 'oodles? had some buldak for luncheon myself
Fine by me. Hey.
chapagetti
based 'oodle taste
Pauline.
stroke that
go on
stroke that
what sort of flour and water
How do I give my life a purpose. If I don't decide to believe in a God, or have some innate life goal, then what do I do all day?
Just go to work, pay my bills and then retire and die?
Do I just do whatever I want all the time? Mindless hedonism?
Or am I just supposed to pick some sort of purpose from out of a hat?
Am I taking it all too seriously? Should I just pick something to do and do it? What if I pick something shit and waste the rest of my life like I've wasted the past decade or two?
Confusing stuff this life malarkey.
Burning.
My expert advise is:
have sex
see any fit teenagers in shorts or leggings?
Open the blasted pubs.
would like a shitty boat to go fishing now that i have a load of money but apparently its a real pain in the arse
yeah loads
Celt.
Is that an invitation?
Might have been. Prefer looking at the middle aged women with big fat bums wobbling about if I'm being honest
Do I just do whatever I want all the time? Mindless hedonism?
yes you stupid fucking fuck, lad
That's the entire goal
Do what the fuck youwant
Do what the fuck brings you happiness
For Canslad? It's the cans
For NolifeLad? Find a fucking thing to bring you joy
Start photography, lad and show us
fishing is cruel
Brit/pol/ is making fun of us again
Now let me get this straight
fish eat other fish and i eat fish
I have a prescription for you to take orally twice a day.
mad how much i want to shag charli xcx right up her curryhole
fish don't have moral agency
Would you still love me if I were bald?
No offense Canslad but if following your advice means I end up like you I'd rather just throw myself off a bridge on my next mindless wandering about town
Alri peter
tells you to do what bring you happiness
no offense but I don't like that idea
You could do the opposite. Go be a fucking wagie in a shop like spaino and get screamed at to the point your depressed
What?
Volcel because ever girl I meet off the apps who actually wants me always wants a relationship with me but I don't see them as relationship material, pretty grim
The tinderfu hasn't responded in a couple of days. Oh it's over!
maybe you're gay
neither do i never heard of it
anyway im looking for boat advice not virgin advice moral boy so piss off and talk to someone else
Not sure becoming an alcoholic and spending all day on Anon Babble is great life advice tbqh lads
What?
mrs is cooking so-called "posh dogs" for our tea. didn't ask what they are exactly as i didn't want to ruin the surprise
i'm not here to placate you
fishing is cruel and that's that
hey billie x
If only he knew.
No, I want to have sex with them but I don't want anything else and I won't lie to them or pretend to be interested
bodied that mickwit freak
that girl won't let me squeeze her
teaser
that girl won't let me please her
gagging for therapy
Why would I do that?
Teaser Maynot
Do sit down.
had to change two lanes over a short distance to get to the right exit and a guy in an audi went absolutely mental because i cut in front of him despite signalling for about 10 seconds
could hear him shout and swear at me from the car behind
Ukraine launches major drone attack on Russian bombers, security official says
Rorke just fell to his knees in Asda
don't think i'd cut it in a war
Shiver me timbers.
What do you mean? Most men in my position would just lie so they can have sex
well it does sound like terrible driving on your part you could have killed him
Too deep.
Are you a vegan?
Time for the naptoil
Let's see if I make it to the Cansshop later
what you're experiencing is not a healthy sexual mindset
Favourite Scary Movie?
The Jews in ww2 advertised Pedo porn.
yeah
except for christmas and that cos it's just puts people out and it's unreasonable to expect hosts to cool for like 10 people and make a second meal just for me
I need to start driving again but I haven't been behind the wheel for two years now, I wish I wasn't such a pussy. Feels impossible to make myself do it now. Grim.
Nothing scarier than life.
if someone in front of me is signalling i either speed up or slow down to let him in
if he wasn't paying attention it's his fault
2
Been driving for a decade and haven't been on the motorway once. Don't understand how it works. Just avoid it and go the long way round to places.
The Plague Dogs (1982)
fuck off i clicked this to see some seals but its just some gay audio
So murder is alright on Christmas out of convenience? You weak willed flimsy hypocrite take your own life.
you can tell this is a virgin general by all the general anger
Collision.
same
Lovely
same lol thought only i did this
most of the time it doesn't even take any longer than going on the motorway desu A and B roads in this country are fine
need to get a wiggle on and go to tesco or else my evening will be spent sober
bbc.co.uk
Get them housed
stay left
overtake right
get in line for your junction when you need
don't die at high speed
easy as
I'm and all I ever did for years was motorway driving. Your situation isn't so bad desu.
Wehrmacht.
stay left
only if you're leaving or driving at < 65mph
hog the middle lane otherwise as everyone else does
Finish your tea.
they're closed
*enters brip*
I proper hated school but the forced proximity with other people my age was honestly something I took for granted. After school if u don’t go uni you’ll never have this again, I haven’t anyway
back story?
for me it was all the skirts and thongs and tight school trousers
This is the Greek fuck off!
If you do that I’m gonna be up your arse flashing before I undertake u to prove a point
mad how its just a computer game played from smelly trenches
1 & 4
ukraine just heemed most of russia's strategic bomber fleet using a literal ace combat 7 gambit
that max verstappen is a rancid cunt
same as his dad
You hear me? Up your arse.
chickenberg roasting away, the marinade and lemon and thyme releasing their delicious aromas
Nothing worse than driving home in the winter when it's pitch black and raining on the motorway, with dirty mirrors and you can't see a thing. Dazzled by headlights the whole time. Proper near death experience for the entire journey.
you can just become a teacher
From a European armpit.
Oh fuck off nonce
yeah good luck, i only drive on the right lane since i'm never doing below 90 in my range rover
Reckon Japanese and Chinese fellas are smart because they have to remember all that kanji and hanzi. I'd be a lot smarter if they made us memorise thousand of different symbols in school instead of wheeling in a crt on a trolley and watching romeo and juliet
Youre like an old lady
vpn off mikhael
FOY
we don't keep students back in this country you spastic
our abi
and some bloke
Yeah, I have it.
You don’t have a Range Rover. I’d be surprised if you even have a license
need a roz gf
The fucekry one.
skyrim and some cheap malbec this sunday eve
At work I've had one lady call me over to her desk just to tell me I'm handsome and another lady tell me I can eat some cakes someone brought in because I have a nice body.
Imagine if I was a woman and it was the other way around. I'd be quids in.
Fuck you bloody.
need to rewatch key largo, proper good film that
just scratched the inside of my bum then smelt it
Hahaha
well done retard, the whole gimmick was about your typical motorway driver, especially ranger rovers
i have a toyota and only switch lanes to overtake
GIWTWM. i have to wear a mask every time i go out so i dont ruin other people's day
wanking my cock to destruction over some dirty latex sluts
Leftypol shitting his adult diaper after being arrested for trying to have sex with an eleven year old
is that because you look like an evil paedophile
Yeah but you've got that cute little brown bum haven't you? Every cloud has a silver lining
COCK FUCKING DESTROYERS
so many haters lol
muh leftpol
muh rorke
give it a rest, Kyle
Based Eddie G enjoyer
Aye, do it.
need sxyprn back
still thinking about this morning terrible poo that got all on my hands
just vpn up babe
Turn that off.
Autism.
work with a few yanks and cannot believe how seriously they take everything
can't tell when someone is joking they will literally respond as thought it was a serious question
confused little fellahs
I'm involved with a half jewish woman
some bloke on radio 5 live last night admitted to selling vapes to children
i am like that sometimes
reckon it's a smattering of the 'tism you see
What?
nowt wrong with that
even nazis allowed that
they used to sell cigs to children
bust size?
What??
not single other person wants any of the peng leftover BBQ cooked stuff from yesterday in the fridge
mental how absolutely 100% sorted my dinner is
oh she's got a lovely set of big tits
Used to hate this little ginger retard
used to buy those chocolate cigarettes
What?
post some bangers before the thread ends
spotify is shit
The Asian Fanny
WHERE!?
Isreali?
What's the other half?
Missing.
sir poois homosexual racing driver
The lunatic is on the grass.
they did?
based
The theory is correct.
Fucking miserable country fucker burn it. Not yet :)
goldfinger on itv tbf he does sort of just rape pussy galore there although she was asking for it
son born last week
2025 marks the arrival of Generation Beta
shit, sorry lad
yeah
they just wanted jews out of the country
apart from socialist jews and rebels, jews werent treated that badly honestly
compare britain in india and usa with the japanese
being a pow is shit regardless
Fucking twat.
Love the arabic world but just don't want them here
Someone's Dad is on Anon Babble. Jesus Christ get a grip mate. Go build him a sandpit or drink a beer while the missus makes your tea.
Absolute state of you.
yanks are like
hey cody, i'm gonna jag off can i borrow some lube dude?
Gives in after resisting for less thn a minute
Rape
Bond did nothing wrong
Fucking iPhone find my never works when u need it to
some of you have parents born in the 1980s....
build a sand pit for a 10 day old child
you incels are retarded
they just wanted jews out of the country
yeah, and when they couldn't deport them all right away, they put them in ghettos
then the ghettos filled up, and they started putting them in concentration camps
then the camps filled up, and they had to find a "final solution"
but they just wanted them out, nothing more than that, right?
nice
What?
tuning out politics. tuning out the news. I will become happy.
My mum was born in 1986
You should get some sleep
fuck off
Puke.
Haven't watched the news since Boris was PM and I'm still miserable. Good luck though mate
I probably fingered her on a school trip
I have depression so I am allowed to say this, but gay people can scare me often
You missed it.
My mum was born in 1991
honest question though, you would say it's made no difference or would you say you are at least not as bad as you would be if you stilled watched the news?
u cant do that
Too Hungary,
Got a toddler as well as the newborn so I'm busy watching her put stickers all over the gaff
Never really cared about the news when I did watch it desu. So probably no difference
the war in iraq was a battle with the ET annunaki race
Fuck you want? I don't know, they speak Egyptian now. Fucking burn them alive. 20 hz?
how would you explain this image to your mum
Swear lol
No need for that
bliss
kin'ell
My mum was born in 1956
i hereby award this thread the gayest thread away
(throws confetti in the air)
(points at everyone)
(laughs)
I'll do it then shall I? Lazy scrotes.
fuck i meant to say award but my phone corrected it to away, i thought technology was supposed to help people not humiliate them