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LOVELY FUCKING COCK PLAYING edish

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neoliberal bull logging in

lil zoomer mumbling "its over/we're back" every reply he gets

why do you keep saying “lil” you cringe cunt

bushwick based enablers are active

and why do you keep replying to him, dullard?

Hi there how are you

lil zoomer dejectedly wanking over neekochan

going to the off sales at the local public house for some steamingtoil supplies
torn between a bottle or port or a bottle of gin and some fancy mixers
decisions, decisions

scranned a whole sourdough loaf today I'm like an animal

LOOKING FOR IRISH KILLERS

lil zoomer still mentally 18 years old (hes turning 26 this year)

why don’t you go fucking hang yourself you pathetic cunt

ziedy logging in to tor browser

Stop swearing right now

Don't Just Book It, Thomas Cook it

lil zoomer calling people 5 years older than him uncle (its a sexual complex)

Hi there how are you

looks like a cooking sidemen sunday big W

LOOKING FOR IRELAND MAAFIA TO STEL CARS IN LONDON WITH LITUANI MAFIA

scranning a wank

lil zoomers young adulthood torn to shreds during lockdown and never recovered from it

Might try have a nap again
LAst two days I did it I ended up sleeping till nearly 10pm and almost missing the cansshop

hey not nice of you is it

ate a load of expired smoked salmon myself

UM

Blame it.

Are you insured against any VAT/IR35 investigations from HMRC? Contractor family member decided to take it out for peace of mind because the taxman is really aggressive against contractors these days

WO WANTS TO STEAL CARS IN LONDON

um er, lad? What sort of things?

lil zoomer psychologically triggered when he hears the word stepbro, like pavlovs dog

fucking howling at this

I've realised that I talk to a huge amount of foreign women who seem to like me a lot more than women here do, and could probably just shag them all if I wasn't so apprehensive to travel anywhere alone. I'm just satisfied with sexting them and whatever right now but I can't be bothered to follow through, and still wouldn't even if they were in the same country. Maybe I should give it a try. Flights and staying with them or a cheap hotel in Spain or something can't be that bad, right? Any of you ever done this?

The THINGS I would do to that hot perky arse!

while its much appreciated the effort thats put in to spreading awareness, the singular lad that constantly bangs on about Peter Tatchell really needs to get a life. And yes it is a singular poster

No classification.

WHO WNTS TO JOIN MAFIA

5 years. Too Ovni. Kind.

bet it fuckign STINKs

I have had my cock played with and that's all

wonder if a python headed BBC has ever separated her and slid inside

Corrr I hope so!

you reckon the vpn hopping spammer is just the one lad then

She wants my semen.

she's make a mint doing joi

when you call someone a dickhead do you mean their head is a dick or they have a dick on their head or something else

Grow up.

Remember when LGBTQ hero Peter Tatchell contributed to pro-paedophilia literature. Mad that.

beer no. 2 poured

I am Russian.

Can't say I do, lad
But I don't keep up to date with the pro child raping groups, you see

Just stabbing.

If you're reading this, you are now part of the resistance.

That's why they shit blood.

Here is LGBTQ hero and pro-paedophilia activist Peter Tatchell giving British school children sex education lessons.

what am I resisting?

DON'T THINK YOU'RE OFF THE FUCKING HOOK

Lurker.

already eaten all the hot sexy fruit i bought for the week
only got the ugly horrible fruit left now

Ihumane.

We're not so different, you and I.

Went for a walk because people say it's good for the menthol elves.
Now I'm still confused about life but with sorer feet.
Waste of bloody time that was.

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Wall. :D

still confused about life

noodles for tea

here's you

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granadilla?

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Dr. Thearpylad here, lad
What's confusing you with life?

Fucking pathetic.

grim

what sort of 'oodles? had some buldak for luncheon myself

Fine by me. Hey.

chapagetti

based 'oodle taste

Pauline.

stroke that
go on
stroke that

what sort of flour and water

How do I give my life a purpose. If I don't decide to believe in a God, or have some innate life goal, then what do I do all day?
Just go to work, pay my bills and then retire and die?
Do I just do whatever I want all the time? Mindless hedonism?
Or am I just supposed to pick some sort of purpose from out of a hat?
Am I taking it all too seriously? Should I just pick something to do and do it? What if I pick something shit and waste the rest of my life like I've wasted the past decade or two?
Confusing stuff this life malarkey.

Burning.

My expert advise is:

have sex

see any fit teenagers in shorts or leggings?

Open the blasted pubs.

would like a shitty boat to go fishing now that i have a load of money but apparently its a real pain in the arse

yeah loads

Celt.

Is that an invitation?
Might have been. Prefer looking at the middle aged women with big fat bums wobbling about if I'm being honest

Do I just do whatever I want all the time? Mindless hedonism?

yes you stupid fucking fuck, lad
That's the entire goal
Do what the fuck youwant
Do what the fuck brings you happiness

For Canslad? It's the cans
For NolifeLad? Find a fucking thing to bring you joy

Start photography, lad and show us

fishing is cruel

Brit/pol/ is making fun of us again

Now let me get this straight

fish eat other fish and i eat fish

I have a prescription for you to take orally twice a day.

mad how much i want to shag charli xcx right up her curryhole

fish don't have moral agency

Would you still love me if I were bald?

No offense Canslad but if following your advice means I end up like you I'd rather just throw myself off a bridge on my next mindless wandering about town

Alri peter

tells you to do what bring you happiness

no offense but I don't like that idea

You could do the opposite. Go be a fucking wagie in a shop like spaino and get screamed at to the point your depressed

What?

Volcel because ever girl I meet off the apps who actually wants me always wants a relationship with me but I don't see them as relationship material, pretty grim

The tinderfu hasn't responded in a couple of days. Oh it's over!

maybe you're gay

neither do i never heard of it
anyway im looking for boat advice not virgin advice moral boy so piss off and talk to someone else

Not sure becoming an alcoholic and spending all day on Anon Babble is great life advice tbqh lads

What?

mrs is cooking so-called "posh dogs" for our tea. didn't ask what they are exactly as i didn't want to ruin the surprise

i'm not here to placate you
fishing is cruel and that's that

hey billie x

If only he knew.

No, I want to have sex with them but I don't want anything else and I won't lie to them or pretend to be interested

bodied that mickwit freak

that girl won't let me squeeze her
teaser
that girl won't let me please her

gagging for therapy

Why would I do that?

Teaser Maynot

Do sit down.

had to change two lanes over a short distance to get to the right exit and a guy in an audi went absolutely mental because i cut in front of him despite signalling for about 10 seconds
could hear him shout and swear at me from the car behind

Ukraine launches major drone attack on Russian bombers, security official says

Rorke just fell to his knees in Asda

don't think i'd cut it in a war

Shiver me timbers.

What do you mean? Most men in my position would just lie so they can have sex

well it does sound like terrible driving on your part you could have killed him

Too deep.

Are you a vegan?

Time for the naptoil
Let's see if I make it to the Cansshop later

what you're experiencing is not a healthy sexual mindset

Favourite Scary Movie?

The Jews in ww2 advertised Pedo porn.

yeah
except for christmas and that cos it's just puts people out and it's unreasonable to expect hosts to cool for like 10 people and make a second meal just for me

I need to start driving again but I haven't been behind the wheel for two years now, I wish I wasn't such a pussy. Feels impossible to make myself do it now. Grim.

Nothing scarier than life.

if someone in front of me is signalling i either speed up or slow down to let him in
if he wasn't paying attention it's his fault

2

Been driving for a decade and haven't been on the motorway once. Don't understand how it works. Just avoid it and go the long way round to places.

The Plague Dogs (1982)

fuck off i clicked this to see some seals but its just some gay audio

So murder is alright on Christmas out of convenience? You weak willed flimsy hypocrite take your own life.

you can tell this is a virgin general by all the general anger

Collision.

same

Lovely

same lol thought only i did this
most of the time it doesn't even take any longer than going on the motorway desu A and B roads in this country are fine

need to get a wiggle on and go to tesco or else my evening will be spent sober

stay left
overtake right
get in line for your junction when you need
don't die at high speed
easy as

I'm and all I ever did for years was motorway driving. Your situation isn't so bad desu.

Wehrmacht.

stay left

only if you're leaving or driving at < 65mph
hog the middle lane otherwise as everyone else does

Finish your tea.

they're closed

I proper hated school but the forced proximity with other people my age was honestly something I took for granted. After school if u don’t go uni you’ll never have this again, I haven’t anyway

back story?

for me it was all the skirts and thongs and tight school trousers

This is the Greek fuck off!

If you do that I’m gonna be up your arse flashing before I undertake u to prove a point

mad how its just a computer game played from smelly trenches

1 & 4

ukraine just heemed most of russia's strategic bomber fleet using a literal ace combat 7 gambit

that max verstappen is a rancid cunt
same as his dad

You hear me? Up your arse.

chickenberg roasting away, the marinade and lemon and thyme releasing their delicious aromas

Nothing worse than driving home in the winter when it's pitch black and raining on the motorway, with dirty mirrors and you can't see a thing. Dazzled by headlights the whole time. Proper near death experience for the entire journey.

you can just become a teacher

From a European armpit.

Oh fuck off nonce

yeah good luck, i only drive on the right lane since i'm never doing below 90 in my range rover

Reckon Japanese and Chinese fellas are smart because they have to remember all that kanji and hanzi. I'd be a lot smarter if they made us memorise thousand of different symbols in school instead of wheeling in a crt on a trolley and watching romeo and juliet

Youre like an old lady

vpn off mikhael

FOY
we don't keep students back in this country you spastic

our abi
and some bloke

Yeah, I have it.

You don’t have a Range Rover. I’d be surprised if you even have a license

need a roz gf

The fucekry one.

skyrim and some cheap malbec this sunday eve

At work I've had one lady call me over to her desk just to tell me I'm handsome and another lady tell me I can eat some cakes someone brought in because I have a nice body.
Imagine if I was a woman and it was the other way around. I'd be quids in.

Fuck you bloody.

need to rewatch key largo, proper good film that

just scratched the inside of my bum then smelt it

well done retard, the whole gimmick was about your typical motorway driver, especially ranger rovers
i have a toyota and only switch lanes to overtake

GIWTWM. i have to wear a mask every time i go out so i dont ruin other people's day

wanking my cock to destruction over some dirty latex sluts

Leftypol shitting his adult diaper after being arrested for trying to have sex with an eleven year old

is that because you look like an evil paedophile

Yeah but you've got that cute little brown bum haven't you? Every cloud has a silver lining

COCK FUCKING DESTROYERS

so many haters lol

muh leftpol

muh rorke

give it a rest, Kyle

Aye, do it.

need sxyprn back

still thinking about this morning terrible poo that got all on my hands

just vpn up babe

Turn that off.

Autism.

work with a few yanks and cannot believe how seriously they take everything
can't tell when someone is joking they will literally respond as thought it was a serious question
confused little fellahs

I'm involved with a half jewish woman

some bloke on radio 5 live last night admitted to selling vapes to children

i am like that sometimes
reckon it's a smattering of the 'tism you see

What?

nowt wrong with that
even nazis allowed that

they used to sell cigs to children

bust size?

What??

not single other person wants any of the peng leftover BBQ cooked stuff from yesterday in the fridge

mental how absolutely 100% sorted my dinner is

oh she's got a lovely set of big tits

Used to hate this little ginger retard

used to buy those chocolate cigarettes

What?

post some bangers before the thread ends

spotify is shit

The Asian Fanny

WHERE!?

Isreali?

What's the other half?

Missing.

sir poois homosexual racing driver

The lunatic is on the grass.

they did?
based

The theory is correct.

Fucking miserable country fucker burn it. Not yet :)

goldfinger on itv tbf he does sort of just rape pussy galore there although she was asking for it

son born last week

2025 marks the arrival of Generation Beta

shit, sorry lad

yeah
they just wanted jews out of the country
apart from socialist jews and rebels, jews werent treated that badly honestly
compare britain in india and usa with the japanese
being a pow is shit regardless

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Fucking twat.

Love the arabic world but just don't want them here

Someone's Dad is on Anon Babble. Jesus Christ get a grip mate. Go build him a sandpit or drink a beer while the missus makes your tea.
Absolute state of you.

yanks are like
hey cody, i'm gonna jag off can i borrow some lube dude?

Gives in after resisting for less thn a minute

Rape

Bond did nothing wrong

Fucking iPhone find my never works when u need it to

some of you have parents born in the 1980s....

build a sand pit for a 10 day old child

you incels are retarded

they just wanted jews out of the country

yeah, and when they couldn't deport them all right away, they put them in ghettos
then the ghettos filled up, and they started putting them in concentration camps
then the camps filled up, and they had to find a "final solution"
but they just wanted them out, nothing more than that, right?

nice

What?

tuning out politics. tuning out the news. I will become happy.

My mum was born in 1986

You should get some sleep

fuck off

Puke.

Haven't watched the news since Boris was PM and I'm still miserable. Good luck though mate

I probably fingered her on a school trip

I have depression so I am allowed to say this, but gay people can scare me often

You missed it.

My mum was born in 1991

honest question though, you would say it's made no difference or would you say you are at least not as bad as you would be if you stilled watched the news?

u cant do that

Too Hungary,

Got a toddler as well as the newborn so I'm busy watching her put stickers all over the gaff

Never really cared about the news when I did watch it desu. So probably no difference

the war in iraq was a battle with the ET annunaki race

Fuck you want? I don't know, they speak Egyptian now. Fucking burn them alive. 20 hz?

how would you explain this image to your mum

Swear lol
No need for that

bliss

kin'ell
My mum was born in 1956

i hereby award this thread the gayest thread away

(throws confetti in the air)

(points at everyone)

(laughs)

I'll do it then shall I? Lazy scrotes.

fuck i meant to say award but my phone corrected it to away, i thought technology was supposed to help people not humiliate them