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/cum/, is there meaning in wings that cant fly?

Damn, I wanted to make a thread with this image.

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What are they drawing?

Why does an independent Alberta make trannies seethe so hard?

it's hard being retarded

waiting for monday night raw to start

*Sniffs your jeans*

Made the mistake of going downstairs and got the "where is your life going" talk from parentbergs

anyone wanna play videogames

what kind

fuck you youre lucky my parents kicked me out when i turned 18

because you're trans?

i would too

i like having loving and supportive parents. im 25 and theyve been financing me my entire life. i inherited an apartment in downtown belgrade from them and im probably gonna inherit their mansion in the suburbs too

what games you playing

spoiled little brat

i think it'd be fun to play halo combat evolved if enough people join

guilty!

Surely you have a career and support yourself now though?

i dont have that game

im an unsuccessful law student. i am lazy but im failing mostly because i have a crippling OCD that makes studying very hard for me

Jason please

i have a crippling OCD

but do you really tho

yeah i'd imagine a lot of people don't but the demo is free, 100mb, and it has blood gulch ctf
unfortunately it'd only be fun with 8-16 people and /cum/ is dead rn

they probably got lured into that Anon Babble thread earlier and made the mistake of posting in it resulting in a swift ban

You can't play with him. You have work tomorrow

I'm mediocre at video games

odds beer
evens no beer

I'm good at 1 video game

tlatoani peña <3

spend years memeing people about stem

convince millions to get degrees in fields that they hate cause maybe it'll get them a job

doesnt actually get them a job

looool
common humanities W

Shut the fuck up

the only important skill in videogames is the ability to have fun

Assemble the army.

if you're a working man you have to eat fast food, no two ways about it

(((tech)))

lol. this shouldn't be included with science, engineering, and math. a CS degree doesn't mean you work in "tech", it means you reset routers and set up iPhones for normies.

i just eat a lot of chicken and baked potatoes

people always made fun of me for saying i wanted to become a teacher but i dont predict ill be out of a job any time soon

you'll be fine if you accept that being a teacher in the coming years will mean being a babysitter while white kids are brainwashed with ZOG propaganda and minorities misbehave.

Im postin on /cum/
At work

chipotle makes me fart

how do I walk less autistic

$107 utility bill

25% is usage cost

(((delivery fee))) is 75%

how do we stop this?

i miss him

Confidence

destiny has never lost a debate

o algo?

the usage fee would just be 500% greater. my water bill has a flat "connection fee" even if i don't use a drop of water that month. then i pay for each gallon i use, plus i pay a "wastewater fee" for each gallon. the waste fee is basically double the gallon price, so i pay for 3 gallons every time i use 1 gallon of water.

i drank some Steamworks when i was out in Hongcouver recently, breddy gud beer. don't let a hobo steal it.

yes

i recognize that grass. hope you're ready for an ass beating.

is smoking live rosin better than vaping it?

celeb death announcement

post "who?"

Every single time

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$15 to $17 an hour

This is honestly insulting.
How in the fuck does my background make me a good fit for this job?

Who died this time?

The guy who did the voice of John Redcorn on King of the Hill got shot to death by his neighbour yesterday.

Jonathon Joss was killed in a shooting on Monday June 2nd 2025

The voice actor for redcorn in king if the hill

just invented some really good rap adlibs but i don't know how to sell them

Red Ensign....where are you.....

R.I.P. the guy who did the voice of John Redcorn in King Of The Hill

It has now been 8 months since I've been employed

they clearly told you how in the first sentence

don't be rude, respond to the robot and tell it you're interested.

Who?

be american

get shot

the prophecy was true

how are the finances going? i havent gotten a full paycheck for 9 months and ive had to sell some stock

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Turns out he could breathe the whole time, he just chose not to so he could be a martyr.

Saint Floyd is his name. Keep him in your prayers.

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You would be instantly ripped apart by a feral pack of elves

what the fuck would happen if i went to iceland

you ugly as shit my boy

I always see American teenagers on TikTok who are obviously straight (or mostly straight - bi) but are in relationships with deluded tomboys who swear they're actually twinks lmao

I don't understand why people like to post photos of themselves on the internet, much less on this page.

Kinda like the recent selfie Spinny posted here.

i made her post that
you're welcome

This is a white aryan man in modern-day america

Thank you for your service!

early Family Guy is actually super cringe, Seth Green is such a faggot.

Terrone insists he's white but only for the laughs. He's clearly Israeli.

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Isn't that the jewish communist who got pickaxed?

why did you write it in portuguese????????

come with me
hail mary nigga
run quick see
what do we have here now
do you wanna ride or die
lalalalalalalala

Alberta is the only "right" wing province in Canada. Troons already hate it, that's just an expedient excuse for why they hate it so much.

I too am on this thread

looks like he's about to commit a hate crime

Why do you always look so sad, Jason?

that's the burden of the white aryan GERMANIC man

Official thread theme lyrics:
Uh-huh,
You ready now,
/cum/ on check this out,
Hear my cries,
Hear my call,
Lend me your ears,
See my fall,
See my errors,
Know my faults,
Time halts,
See my loss,
Know I'm lacking,
Backtracking,
Where I met you,
Pistol packing,
Itchy finger,
Trigger happy,
Try to trap me,
Bad rap,
Wiretap me,
Backstab me,
Break the faith,
Fall from grace,
Tell me lies,
Time flies,
Close your eyes,
/cum/ with me.
I'm gonna to fight you,
I'll f*ckin' bite you,
Can't stand nobody like you,
You can't run,
You can't hide,
No surprise,
Close your eyes,
/cum/ with me!
I'ma take you with me!
I'm here to stay,
Forever,
And ever and a day,
That's never,
/cum/ with me.
Uh-huh, yeah,
/cum/ with me.

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wonder if making the new pope american is an attempt to cause a rise in catholicism here

based though

I'm stoic(I'm not A stoic, they're retarded)

all my gaijins heil hitler

Why would the Jews want that?

why are they retarded?

Luke 2: "On the eighth day, when it was time to circumcise the child, he was named Jesus, the name the angel had given him before he was conceived."

Because they're stupid idiots.

guy attacked a bunch of old people with a flamethrower and Molotov cocktails and didn’t get a single kill. Egyptian fighting prowess on full display.

True, on the other hand most brown thirdies don't feel any pressure and are therefore mostly happy.

to divide american christians duh

oh fug im gumming

I'm old enough to remember when they said he killed multiple children.

What the actual fuck? Incest. What the actual fuck?

you are obsessed with favelas you should visit one and get kidnapped

i don't think catholics circumcise actually, not even most protestants do, it's literally only a christian thing here and in south korea because we exported it. i believe it started among the anglo upper-class for whatever reason though

that's why they invented Scientology

left or right?

it's bullshit the pope should've been icelandic from iceland

le benis!?? :DDD

it was started and maintained as a hygienic practice. people didn't bath nearly as often in the past and cheesedick was a common problem.

imagine mutilating your penis because a some guy from a made up story said so. grim

Once again I've got negative money to my name
last year was really good to me, I paid off many of my old medical/credit debts and was on top of all of my regular bills for once but all good things come to an end I suppose
No more savings, never had stocks, never had crypto. Took out a credit card early on when I thought a new job was just around the corner to buy groceries and pay the internet/phone bills at least and I'm sure what I owe them now is massive, I haven't bothered checking since I have nothing to give them anyway. Housemates have been covering my share but I 'm aware they'll want their money back too, once I start working

It is what it is desu, I've had some kind of debt to my name ever since I've started working, being so close to freedom and losing it honestly has me feeling more hopeful than I thought. I know I can get rid of it now, it's not like it'll be on my back for ever you know?

guy attacked a bunch of old people with a flamethrower

not seeing any details on this alleged improvised device

Would love to get roofied while trying to have sex with a tranny hooker in your country.

Jesus of Nazareth was a circumcised jewish rabbi.

Jason, for all the time he goes on about circumcision, is himself circumcised.

do you think he grew back his foreskin when he resurrected

I don't think he was trying to be effective
Otherwise he would just use guns and wouldn't get caught alive

what do you call a pissed off german?
a sour kraut!

what do you call a pissed off german?

a german

that's racist

mutilating penises is more popular than ever, transphobe.

are you imblying he had a choice in the matter?

how does a small nation of kikes (themselves unathletic and weak) repeatedly defeat infinity Arabs?

Most competent Moslem

*pulls up in da club*

That's not the angle he uses, he says the doctor left some behind o algo so he's not like those other cut-cucks.

I got a "good" circumcision from a female doctor(gentile)

Jesus got his dick bitten and sucked by a mohel

We are not the same.

/cum/ has been so shit today

link all of your posts

yeah it's kinda strange, muzzies have been absolutely terrible at modern warfare

a female doctor touched my dick without gloves when I was young and called it a puberty check

Women get their porn fixes from trashy novels.

Idk what he did but anyone can easily make a homemade flamethrower with a lighter and some deodorant spray (or maybe it's pepper spray?)

rip we just killed the club

when is it not shit

icelandic from iceland

Arabs tend to make people who are loyal their generals rather than people who are competent because competent generals can easily overthrow the government

what did they mean by this

livestream your suicide

I hope so
I've still got hopes of a gf someday and if she's gonna be boring I may as well dump her and use my hand

livestream your suicide

The last and only time a woman ever touched my dick was when I was 21 and was at an endocrinology appointment. She was really milfy and I got a stiffy while she was examining me lol. I was there cause at the time I was concerned about potentially having low testosterone.

just more schizo posting from the government

People are strange
When you're a stranger
Faces look ugly
When you're alone
Women seem wicked
When you're unwanted
Streets are uneven
When you're down

Heh, I always have to fart if I eat too much sauerkraut.

I don't think a Muslim country has won a conventional war in over a century, all their success has been in asymmetric warfare or when the West does everything for them.

that's what I thought
fuck off wojack shitter

LINK.... PROTECT THEM ALL

Faces look ugly

Only when u look in the mirror L O L

I heard you like jokes, so here's one for ya:

A jew, a black guy, and a puerto rican all walk into a bar together. The bartender looks up and says [ ]

You call him Fuhrer

Listening to Metallica.

I wish we could be 1% as based

no new yorkers allowed

azerbaijan vs armenia

This post is antisemitically coded.

*Peter griffin voice*

free Palestine? I'll take it!

*running to payphone noises*
*payphone noises*

hello, jews? I've got something you want, but it's gonna cost ya.....

Galaxy brain over here, I forgot about that one. Although the Israeli connection is there too for some reason.

wdym it doesn't mention circumcision

didn't livestream his suicide

that's what I thought

Easy if they got 3 times as many people and oil money.

But it should.

don't know much about it, but the territory that azerbaijan took in the last war was agreed to be theirs internationally

thats antisemitic

Smoking hot milf/cougar liked my photo on ip
what do i do bros? i'm so nervous

n-no you

hurry up and link all of your posts, we're all waiting to see the level of quality /cum/ should aspire to

I mean isn't the obvious play here something about [Jews when they hear "free palestine"]

I forget how much of a hell hole America is because damn now that I lost my car and got back from a trip to Boston I realized most of this country is turd world tier

Yes they completely buckbroke the Armenians like 3 times and at one point before they surrendered Azeris were about to take over the entire country essentially. In the latest fight they simply steamrolled over that disputed exclave and took it all back. (Israel helped them every time thoughbeit)

Anon, please work on your reading comprehension.

This was after trump said they were gonna take over palestine

Why do women have boobs? So you got something to look at when you're talking to em!

She's only a state away from me..i could fulfill her fantasy of having sex with a young retarded man one last time before she becomes old and haggish

link all your posts

literally a "no u" argument you fucking retard, glad you recognize how retarded it is

Here's the thing about milkers/tiddies/boobies
We all have an infantile memory of sucking on those things, so why is it that only men are attracted to boobies?

fact check: TRVKE

Lesbians are attracted to them as well.

Explains why blacks prefer big asses
They just get formula

You torture dogs and post gore.

Excuse me, but I was bottlefed.

I doubt their attraction to boobies is genuine
it's just a simulcrum for a penetrative object

pretty sure they don't have formula in africa

LINK I WILL RESTORE THE MASTER SWORD FOR YOU I WILL CARE FOR IT UNTIL THE TIME COMES

Ok so why don't you want to fuck bottles then?
You are excused

Most people's concept of "lesbians" is abuse victim dykes, not real lesbians.

I know you are mentally ill and autistic but you should still admit that you stole the joke

I genuinely wanted to see them so I could better understand where you were coming from, it wasn't a "no you" argument, I wasn't arguing.
I wanted to see if you were posting anything with substance, that I could maybe try to emulate but instead you lashed out like the scum you are and called for the death of another human being. You have nothing to offer me, or this general, and I won't be speaking with you any more

So apparently John Redcorn's voice actor was a homo.

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Name a single real lesbian
Fat ugly bitches don't count

Fat ugly bitches don't count

But that's every single real lesbian

oh my gosh you "stole" a family guy joke I reposted that has been a joke for years!

the animal abuser is so unfunny

This movie made me bawl like a baby

Rina and Yuuri are lesbians.

There is one thing jason and schizojeet have in common besides being retarded, and that's that they have been utterly buck broken by an icelander

so now you're pretending you were just trying to be congenial and understanding instead of snappy and confrontational because you got btfo (womanly tactic)
i accept your concession

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How so

You post dog gore.

Okay and you post troon toons so now what?

What is travesti and perro viralata

You post little cartoon children touching dicks

looks like she needs a dick in her butt

"iceland" is a proxyfag who spams politics 24/7 so therefore I stand with jason

she

Why are the majority of Mexicans in the US White ones? There aren’t that many indian/native looking Mexicans in USA, they are all Guatemalans and stuff.

I don't, but that'd be better than posting gore.

not the heckin doggos!

Bucket seats were part of the depopulation agenda

i have my ways... ;)

They come to live with white boys

When every single point against me is a lie then i know i'm on the right side ;^)

Time for more Kamen Rider I suppose

Chicken jockey

Why don't indian men just date indian women?

made some chicken thighs for chicken street tacos in a bit

Nobody wants them. That's why most of them rely on arranged (forced) marriages

why are they all named stara zagora?

There is a huge gender imbalance in India because many parents there chose to abort female fetuses.

Saaar

chicken jockey

Very common name in iceland

In this episode, Ryuki gets his ass handed to him by a less experienced Rider because he cheated and attacked him before they transformed, wounding his sword arm

What counts as reportable avatar use

I think that is the name of the city where the competition took place. The women are all named Frida Hansdotter.

Jason is actually an interesting case study in what a person growing up with Anon Babble as their only socialization ends up like
Kind of like that boy who was raised by wolves but the wolves are shitposters, trannies, and incels

you can tell this bitch gets mad when an 23 year old dates a 19 year old and she calls it "grooming"

Never been to a Trader Joe’s

they sell slaves

I don't think i have never seen anyone get caught for avatar use, no matter how bad

Their frozen food section is S-tier

Then you ain’t white

Seriously? TWO monster contracts??
Fuck this guy

To become an immortal dragon is to lose ones self

Right, but fat and ugly people don't register as human to me, so you may as well be saying lesbians dont exist

ive never been friends with a transvestite or a haitian.
ive made good friends with stray doggos throughout the years

How often do women casually perform oral on each other just as an act of friendship

doggos

soy and reddit

They are owned by Aldi. You should only support American companies because Euros are ripping you off o algo.

Just as often as men give eachother brojobs

But men doing gay shit is stigmatized and everyone loves lesbians

Murda, murda, true gangstas that I heard a
Bitch ass nigga with his nuts up, Fucking with the
1 to the 8 to the 7, Spread your last in a slick ass 2-11
Suicidal thoughts, in my brain make my nerves jump
So I go upstairs to the closet get the sawed-off pump and go we on a
1 to the 8 to the 7, Spread your last in a slick ass 2-11, suicide
I'm insane mane, it's the D-O-G
Pickitty packin' the TEC-9, for all you suckas with this energy
Pitty pat, chrome gat, smackin' one of these bitches bad
Hollow shells of hell, when I'm blasting at his coward head
1-8-7, 2-11 deadly be this fuckin' gang
Hit you to the brain, close range 'cause I'm crazy mane
Pistol packin' never lack slackin' up
While im servin' hoe, blastin' lettin' go
Im about that mo murda, mo murda, mo murda
Evil screams from the dark side, telling me to kill again
9 times out of 10, full clip gotta comprehend
Listening to them voices, hearing noises in my bedroom
12 o'clock at midnight waking up, in a cold tomb
Homicidal flashback with the 9mm gat
Coughing up some blood, is them thugs Covered in Bullet slugs
In his brain, Im insane mane its the D-O-G
12 o'clock at midnight waking up, in a cold tomb

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fine.
stray perros

maybe men should do lesbian shit?

Aldi is really good the one here has a good cheese and sausage section if they carried boudain I'd shop there more, they're always less crowded than other stores too

That's cause lesbians are hot and make my penis hard
Men aren't
Now leave cum now you disgusting faggot

the patron saint of the US is mary. we got the best one and we don’t even fuck with catholicism

Now now

Retard, I'm not a faggot

What song is this? i like gangsta rap

I've run out of people to swipe on Hinge, Tinder and Bumble. Is there anything else to try out?

okcupid

try not being ugly

Then why are you whining about faggotry being "stigmatized"?
it's stigmatized cause it's gross. Women making out is hot, simple as that

What song is this? i like gangsta rap

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For me I swipe like hundreds and get a couple matches, but then when i do get a match i panic , never message the person, and then delete the app

You are fucking retarded
I'm not whining
You're contributing to my point that faggots should suck each others dicks because it's gross but women should lick each other's pussy casually
Read a book btw

Really need to go back and beat ToTK

interpals

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Shouldn't suck each others dicks*
FUCK AAAAGGHHHREIDJDJDISIFDJSHDOSJFHDB

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I do look like a nerdy jew irl, but i'm not gonna apologize for liking nigger music
They're valuable members of society and i cherish their musical talent
youtu.be/xG5bvTPFpEY

Why do I always have diarrhea?

What's even the point? These girls are halfway across the planet, you'll never be able to meet them
at that point it's just pornography

I was just joshing you

Should I go outside and smoke weed then come back and touch my wiener

Try removing certain foods from your diet until you figure it out

Shot yo ass up cracka

Blacker than you jimmy

making pesto pasta

she got grool on my tool

Why can't i unmute your image?

OkCupid is rated worse than Badoo...
Why is that?

She got stool on my tool

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Girl it's like 2 in the morning there

Mildly content

For me it's the Joe Rogan egg sandwich

For me it's my shitty 4am carbonara

he's lost control of his life

Society is made for women and homosexuals

I bet you're pretty pleased about that

New

And yet made BY the strongest and most intelligent men. Curious

Society is made of people rich and idle enough to afford fashion and museums. I like it, especially compared to demagogues and other newly rich types.