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Ya just looked it up. Apparently they don't have periods. But they CAN bleed while in heat but I guess it's different. Ngl I probably should've educated myself but I just straight up refused to consider adopting any female pets due to that harrowing memory.

OkCupid pricing for premium are absurd.

varies dramatically. smaller bars you'll have to go get your own, but many places do have cocktail waitresses who will bring you drinks (and expect a tip)

Why bother with that. Here let me help you.

Tryst.link

When I order beer, I always ask for “a pint of [brand].” Pints are by far the most common option for volume, but a lot of places do offer other sizes like half-pints, or 1L steins, so you generally do need to clarify. If you just say a brand, they’ll often ask what size you want. Not all the time, but often enough for me to preempt them.

truly mysterious

we need sherlock holmes on this case, it's too complex for us mere mortals

but it depends on a place, bars you have be able to carry your own drink but restaurants whatever

Sitcom idea: Anon Babble incel nazi and woke purple haired black woman forced to be roomates

The meta for making money on apps is all about milking a small number of whales who spend absurd amounts of money; not making a small amount from every user.

we all know canadians only drink kokanee

they ignore each other constantly

I’ve never had that, but it’s funny how the name seems like a retarded person trying to spell “cocaine”

that's not me

the black woman would cure him of his inceldom and chuddom

that sounds very illegal

I think it's named after the kokanee mountains, which are named after some injun tribe so yeah, pretty much made up

leet get

very nice

that sounds very illegal

Not an incel, but I once had to get a summer sublet in some flat in order to move to a city for an internship, and ended up with another subletter who was an ethnic Chinese woke libtard from Boston. She had a very grating personality.

who's getting the hitler get

I feel I like barely used 4 likes and I'm already out of them and I just made the account earlier.

Local jews burned down part of the house and now they share a bed room

gooning to this thread

ty

I'm watching REC on a terrible stream site and can't tell if it's dubbed in English over a foreign language spoken in the video or if the lip sync is just off
but it doesn't matter because the dialogue is cringe regardless

rec is a spanish movie, stop watching that dubbed garbage bro

should've spent your time watching something more constructive like hardcore icelandic porn

What? Are different sizes not allowed in Finland

yeah. sounds.
ive known some people who grew herbs in a house in the middle of nowhere,
gotta wear proper pants since so many tics now.

I yelled at the car salesman earlier. Motherfuckers pissed me off idk if I was being unreasonable but I don't think I was.

They made me buy insurance for the car I wanted, then afterwards said "oh we can't get the key. It's locked in a wooden desk and the person with the key isn't here".

I thought that was absurd. It was a cheap ikea desk. Surely they can force it open or pay someone to come have it opened.

thread is getting a little schizo!

I have never actually used dating apps.
What can the dealbreakers be and how many of them can you set in the free version and what kind of things can you make dealbreakers and can you make it so you don't see and aren't seen by anyone with dealbreakers either way?

REC

Great film. Very spooky

grow up

What do you mean, it's blatantly obvious!
Trump is SO incompetent his USAID budget cuts are preventing the police from seizing fentanyls while he is executive ordering them to ignore the fentanyls and deport US citizens to the island nation of Malaria!

the ending made me poop my pants (not really but if I were a person who poops my pants in fear then that ending would have caused it)

No one in here was celebrating the Boulder attack

SO incompetent his USAID budget cuts are preventing the police from seizing fentanyls while he is executive ordering them to ignore the fentanyls and deport US citizens to the island nation of Malaria!

wow so true i hate orange cheeto man #resist #nachtzee

by the way how is the tick season there? being already bad here.

Dentist tomorrow boys

depends on the part of the country your in

Well there's more to the story. They had been extremely rude to me during the entire process leading up to this. And wasting my time in general. I called out of work just to go purchase the car and they kept being difficult this entire time and like not even remotely apologetic.

For example I arrived at 11am on Saturday. They made me wait until 5pm, then at 5:10pm started rushing me, telling me "we close at 6 hurry up hurry up." Invading my personal space, and then deciding They were closing early so they told me I'd need to come back on Monday. Then today they let me purchase insurance before telling me they can't get the key

oh well they sound retarded

why do arabs commit terror attacks??

truly we may never know

Mfer was a goatfucking illegal immigrant from the Middle East.

north coast, been the bad area always

isn't it just great how we have a bunch of foreigners committing acts of terrorism over their ancient blood feud a world away.

Watch your back because the next man is comin
And you don't know if the next man is dumbin

We should deport all Muslims and Jews. I’m tired of hearing about the shitty desert they fight over

has anyone here used fog to kill pests?
we're fumigating the house tomorrow to deal with a moth infestation, really hope it doesn't make my clothes stink or give me cancer

Blumpf irredeemably, irrevocably btfo fuck a duck!!!

youtu.be/gmnxOvzyj48?si=lfnhZ3fV0GwEF0mc&t=424

hell yeah!

I love marie calendar pot pies but they always make my tummy ache

Takis more like Pakis am i right? xD

I agree so much with you holy fuck just send them all to canada

this man is british

Apparently there's been cases of people who work in welding/machining when getting MRI scan getting blinded because the tiny metal shavings embedded in their eyes over the years.

Imagine how fucking painful that must be.

i just wanna know if the aliens are still eating the fucking pets

it's nice posting with /cum/ while i touch my penis
feels intimate

FK claims he created the UH OH STINKY meme...why is /cum/ so full of CONTENT CREATORS???

You are e-raping us, stop.

I want to want to jerk off and watch porn. Like I actually wish I had the desire and motivation and I try to convince myself or excite myself into it. But I just can't. I don't find any porn particularly appealing just kinda gross. It's like always being vaguely hungry but no food seems particularly palatable. Slowly driving me mad.

I worked in HVAC for like a year and have something in my eye. Idk what it is, I think maybe fibreglass. I tried going to the doctor but they just sent me from doctor to doctor to doctor and I gave up. It's a little annoying because I can't get new glasses/contacts because of it but I'm used to it

business idea: Aryan Airlines

you would not be allowed on sorry

Britain invaded Iceland in WW2 to preemptively deter any German tomfoolery

I’m one of those crypto early adopters who dumped it way too early, and effectively blew like $20M (value had I held onto it and sold it today)

I comfort myself for knowing about buttcoin back when it was 75cents per by saying I would have sold it all off at like $10

I figure there are a lot of people in your position. All kicking themselves for not being farsighted enough

Better to avoid ever thinking about it anon. Just try to forget all about it. I almost certainly have probably tens of thousands of dollars of bitcoin in an abandoned wallet on an old laptop but I try to never even remember.

Stupid fucking CRICKET outside my window won't SHUT THE FUCK UP

Checked. Nice digits.

Why not just go outside and kill it? Or relocate it if you're a nice fella

It might be in the bushes behind the fence, out of reach

Poop is funny stuff

For some reason I can't access the Anon Babble home page, anyone else?

Doesn’t work on my machine

That’s the thing. It’s never a good time to sell. Twenty years from now, you’d have people saying “WHAT?! You sold for $20M in 2025; are you fucking retarded???” You take it to its logical conclusion, and you just can’t ever sell.

I’ve made peace with it. What’s done is done.

3am snack. Fill my tummy then sleep.

That’s the thing. It’s never a good time to sell.

Sure but if I'd just simply bought $50 worth back then instead of being like "this is dumb I wish they'd stop spamming their crypto addresses on Anon Babble" that $50 would be worth nearly $4m today so it'd be a lot easier to say that being a millionaire.

alas, wasn't meant to be.

Red Bull looks like piss out of the can

My piss don't look like that

Any time a woman pops up on my twitter feed I check her profile to see if she's posted her tits if she hasn't I block her, if she has I jerk off then I block her

I don't know who needs to hear this, but i officially curse Vishnu

about to overwrite windows 11 with linux

I curse dog torturer and gore posters

Troonix is awful but it might be better than windows 11.

Who could possibly need 50 pounds of lard?

Visajeet…

Found one!

just watched this one

Just had Life cereal, now I'm gonna drink some green tea and smoke weed and listen to an audiobook.

Reddit Hortons
Redditors loooove Tim Hortons
Canada is reddit

I'd eat that
Does that make me r*ddit?

I'm looking for a meme that depicts the genitalia of non-white and white women. It has wojak girls on it and shows the difference using foods. The white side has flower petals.

Black women have big clits but otherwise my years of porn experience have shown me that pussy doesn't really vary in structure between race

Yes
It's over

We had dunkin donuts where for a few months and now they're gone
I really want donuts now

Do you really not have donuts in Iceland?
Bakeries and coffee shops should have them

We have a low variety and they 1 donut costs almost $4

i should have bought more beer

Come to California some day, we have the best donut shops on earth

Maybe one day

anything is better than getting ads from your own fucking OS

Great. I saw a picture of an english breakfast and now i want that + donuts

Your tummy would hurt if you had a full English AND donuts

I cannot find my pipe

British people on Saturday morning are like

mate, let's get a munchie box!

The only good thing in britain right now

thaaank you for the upload notification, love nilered videos

it's morning, do you guys like fried eggs? i like fried eggs.

I prefer them scrambled, but yeah fried eggs are decent

srambled eggs and mushrooms is also nice, with a sprinkle of cheese

Whats your race and iq mutts

smoke some zaza

You first

Part jew
123

White (Greek ancestors)
No idea what my iq is
"People who boast about their IQ are losers" - Stephen Hawking

That must be somebody else. That’s a NileBlue video

I think you're in de-Nile

lol

I like sunny side up fried eggs if I’m just having a plate of eggs, poached eggs if they’re a topping on something, or a French omelette if I want to be a little fancy

jorkin my peanuds

sunny up witha wiggly niggly yolk is the best

I like leaving the yolk very runny, and then using it as a dipping sauce for other items like bacon or toast

Tell me about Canada?

95% of it is a beautiful paradise, the other 5% is inhabited

why does he wear the mask

I gooned like a madman until I spewed goo all over my fat hairy belly
it felt really really good :D
now I'm cooking up some uncrustables then probably goon again and go to sleep

can't wait for everyone to be done with the word goon

make up the next word :P
i believe in you and im here to witness

I'm shaboinking to some pornography right now

i'm on that tusi

every day I eat more and more
and grow bigger and bigger
I'm nearing 500lbs!
that's half a ton :3

can't bring myself to give a shit about palestine desu
it's all the rage right now but the war there is just another sandnigger conflict to me

white
german english and whatever else
135 according to the mensa norway pretest
infinite officially because I will NOT pay for an iq test

Good taste, what you should try is a mushroom omelette. Important, American omelette not French. Ideally you get a thin slice or two of deli ham, cube and dice it up small, slice up the mushrooms crossways or just use "stems and pieces" from a can, and sprinkle a little mozzarella in.

retards are writing free gaza and stop the genocide here in iceland

now someone has written fuck hamas and the star of david over it

Not as retarded as the BLM protests in iceland

that sounds tasty, gotta memba. idk bout ham, would be basic store ham (image related).

that's fine, you don't need anything really good, it's the ingredient you put the least of in (unless you take out the mushrooms), you still have to be able to close the omelette after all. I eat my mushroom omelettes with just a tiny bit of ketchup to dip the corner of each bite in, and sometimes with peanut butter toast if I'm hungry.

any seasoning twist?

Do you mix the mushrooms into the eggs and cook them at the same time or do you sautee that shit just before adding the eggs?

Can be just light salt and black pepper, sometimes I put a little oregano or garlic powder in but not much, it can alter the taste too much.
What about you, what are your favorite egg seasonings?
Beat eggs (say, 3) just like making scrambled eggs, pour into pan, wait just a bit, add the mushrooms and ham mainly on what will be the bottom side, for me it's the side nearest me, then sprinkle the cheese over top.
Maybe let the omelette cook slightly longer than usual before flipping the top half over, since it needs to accomodate all the fillings without breaking, and then just let it finish as the cheese melts in.

damn, summer has barely started and im already waiting for autumn shrooms like chantarelles. fucking love shrooms.

Oh and to mention, I use canned mushrooms and don't further cook them on their own, I don't like sauteing mushrooms generally because they get weird black residue on the pan sometimes. But for raw mushrooms I imagine you'd want to cook them up first yeah.

Is this the White Death that i have heard so much about?

that's the Purple Pulla

Perkele...

nah thats the lapland jew who keeps reindeer prices up

sami are legit called reindeer jews here

Sounds anti-Sámitic

they themselves are hurting themselves. also they purposely leave reindeer to die for gov gibs.

Cut off the gibs

but how will i get my cheap (off the books) reindeer meat then? cold smoked reindeer on bread is too good.

/cum/: Nordic discussion forum

After all, Greenland, Iceland, and the Scandinavian states are all acquisitions worth celebrating.

That shit had me fucked up for about 8 hours