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paprika > bbq >>>> dogshit >>>> ketchup

I sure hope not.

bbq is the safest choice, it's almost never bad
ketchup is hit or miss and we don't really have paprika chips over here

I don't care for either of those flavors. I can do a nacho or a cool ranch or a sour cream and onion or a salt & pepper kettle chip or a sour cream and bacon or an all dressed ruffles. In a pinch I will tolerate some flavor of Pringles but I don't ever buy that brand for myself.

For me it's cheddar and sour cream, the best chip flavor

but wait isn't putting two dairies in the flavor just some marketing bullshit given the flavorings will be similar?

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

I don’t want to die in a car crash

you speaking bout lays?

Pringles actually
Euros have mushroom and cream flavored pringles too, crazy!

bbq, ketchup, paprika chip

no, no, and i don't think i've ever had paprika

That's odd, I thought you did want to die in a car crash!

People have been focusing too much on xeets lately, they're forgetting the urkelkin menace.

I curse Vishnu, sure, but I curse urkelkin too.

Don't care if there's a dick or a pussy. There's a hole somewhere and I would absolutely fuck it with the force of a dozen suns

But really we should first dispense with the pedoweeb menace

I don’t

If they tried invading us, yes.
If we went on the offensive, no.

I've never seen that flavour
must be an EU thing

You know there's really no reason to hate me. I feel this topic comes up every 15 or so threads. Honestly at the end of the day we are all anon. More types of anons the better imo. Anonymity is one of the few places diversity is actually desirable.

Idk it looks pretty comfy

the urkelkin are a small enough demographic here that they are generally below threshold of severe annoyance. Even the Somalis here are such a tiny minority they are unable to organize and combine to create the True Form of the Somali menace. Jeet zerg rush is drowning out everyone else.

mfs stole my monopoly hotels!

urkel was the only urkelkin I liked, but he was a disgusting pedo on second thought

I think drone warfare favors the chinese and indians
it's basically suicide bombing but with machines
they have as much metal as us and more people, we couldn't possibly bomb them all

You're black, that's a pretty good reason.

pringles are so fucking bad nowadays, it's insane. there's a now flavor and you go "aight this might be nice" and nah it's just some weird ass "the fuck?"

You wanna go snag fishing

im tired

would be more comfy if they had a yard

That's Lego city

anyone wanna make an amateur game studio with me

Pringles never tasted like anything to me

"mexican street corn" flavored...potato chips

some four letter bbq title that just means bbq flavor but slightly different

beer batter

"loaded potato skin" flavored...potato chips

nothing is dill flavored, everything is "dill pickle" flavored including chips, peanuts, anything with dill in it

What the fuck kind of crack are marketers smoking in 2025? It's like they're trying to SEO optimize the labels on their...oh I get it kek

what about slag fishing instead

Well whatever. You wouldn't even know if I didn't bring it up. The real kicker is you probably enjoyed a post before without even knowing it was an urkelkin post. A grand and intoxicating irony. Sublime.

Who’s the governor of Guam

Brown slags only

But you're still black.

“Lmao” has survived, and even thrived, over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

Can't put into words the extent to which this aesthetic kills my libido. This, the obnoxious tiktok ahegao + overdone blush + obnoxious wow-style elf ears. And goth too, piercings, tattoos, caked on makeup, the weird exaggerated eyelashes, fake nails.
It's like women are now parodying drag queens who were parodying women who were already overdoing the cosmetics.

pmsl
was only used by women but i miss it

i thought paprika was a more kind of thing. here we just have had barbeque chips
these are the absolute basic bbq chips here. not great, not bad, fairly good with garlic dip

Never heard of this one

True

What is worse
A white pedophile who has been a lifelong burden on his family and on society
Or a black guy who is permanently employed and only does a tiny bit of crime once in a while?

Both grew up without a father btw

Obviously the pedophile lol

I suffer because no Latvian gf in my life

these are new from the swedish company and im not gonna lie, they are the best bbq chips ive ever had. insane stuff.

Truer

Texas style

Hmmm

it really is bbq sauce in chip form

Nobody even cares what’s happening in Guam

the fuck is gum

I hope one day your dreams come true

some shithole

It'll become more relevant when we finally go to war with China

Return to Moria has female dwarfs and black dwarfs.

LOTR is so pozzed and gay.

a big US military base

finna get sum pizza chips

female dwarfs

What's wrong with this?

Same with fml and jdimsa. Sometimes I type out rofl but then I always backspace it and use a laugh emoji instead or something

it wasn't quite as common but like I say women would use it

pissing myself laughing

I always imagined them actually pissing themselves laughing if they wrote it

Black trans women have a very simple message: stop killing us

They have beards. They're performing male roles.

cheddar n sourcream

LOST BRO FOUND
and yeah i also miss it...

and roflmao? only a distant memory

paprika chips seem to be common in europe, asia, middle east even, basically everywhere except the new world
might even be popular in south america
we probably have paprika in the spice blend for some of our chips but usually don't call chips by spices or condiments (even ketchup was an overseas only flavor at first I think and we barely ever see it here)
The exceptions are:
garlic, onion, chive, sour cream, ranch, queso, buffalo, hot sauce
and probably some I forget
and dill but apparently only as "dill pickle" now kek

If the "tiny bit of crime once in a while" is serial killing or pedophilia, the black guy still
Otherwise the pedophile and although I consider proud NEETs to be evil and lesser people, that doesn't even factor in to my estimation because the main point is total pedophile death

2.4% of my state causes half our problems

I recognize the copy pasted posts, but i let you have your (you)s instead of calling you out

Dude same. Well I hate the elf ears shit and goth shit but it doesn't turn me off nearly as much as the generic bimbo aesthetic. I swear you have to have a really low IQ to find it attractive. My problem with the generic egirl style is they literally blot out any and all distinguishing features to look exactly the same. It's the makeup equivalent to cal arts style in character design. Just the exact same basic ass drawing over and over and over. The sheer amount of makeup they put on is just comical and looks goofy as all hell. Their face will usually be 3 shades lighter than the rest of their skin like some sort of clown.

whis with garlic dip are absolute peak

they probably use extra liquid smoke for "texas style bbq" flavorings

we need to RETVRN

I guess Hungary doesn't want to export its red powder to you guys

honestly looks good

also paprika means bell pepper in many cunts. funnily enough in spices it still is paprika. im not actuacly sure? have these swedish paprika chips that are also preddy gud

This is common sense legislation

Need to be extended to show the rich guy pointing towards femboy. My friend worked at a restaurant for the hyper wealthy and described how the rich middle aged guys would very often bring in young 18-19yr old highly neotenous femboys. Only the high quality ones of course.

kettle crisps are probably my favourite
the lightly salted ones taste like a crunchy chip

I'm cute

I don’t buy it

be careful, you will like the binnish chips too much

lightly salted

Boooriinngg

American men born after 2000 be kissing each other at parties as a joke between lads

It makes more sense if you know the city we live in. It's the city of faggots and was way before the huge LGBT societal push. Hell I remember seeing trannies here openly walking around as early as 2006. In 2007 my school had multiple trans-kids which was unheard of back then in wider America. And several flamboyant faggot teachers. Not talking about San Fran btw

It's just something creepy homos like jason tell themselves to pretend that liking "femboys" is highbrow

miss

It didn't go anywhere for us.
We don't have ketchup or paprika, the US chip flavors you get everywhere are:
Original (salt)
BBQ
Sour Cream and Onion
Salt and Vinegar (probably the most OG true flavor but now slightly less popular/present/sold than BBQ/SC&O)
Cheddar and Sour Cream (the new SC&O, the golden child, doing big numbers but still has heavy competition from the classics)
Wavy (this is a texture which used to only come plain but now you can usually get all the above flavors)
Ripple (fritolay bought of always owned Ruffles so now everyone has both rippled and wavy chips for their store brands, the difference is the angle of attack they're cut at o algo)
If you visit any sizeable supermarket in the US and they don't have regular, bbq, sc&o, s&v, and c&sc flavor chips in stock in both lays and their store brand, you are legally allowed to shoot them
we use surprising amounts of paprika in packaged food but nowhere near the UK's enthusiasm for it, and we use it less in home cooking, it's more just another thing you add than the main thing you add.
For me it has a distinct smell but doesn't carry too much flavor, I'm more partial to basil and oregano.
Yeah we rarely use bell pepper as an advertised flavoring unless it's peppers and onions together, but they go in a lot of stuff as flavor or as a filler.

funnily enough there are no dill pickle chips here even tho there are dill chips. something i would like to try because pickles are PEAK

trannies on this website literally hell bent larping as cis men and trying to get you to agree with nonsense

i see them

If you have an opinion that you know will piss people off, but it is your honest opinion, is it still bait if you post it?

drinking milk

Yes, I do this all the time, it's my favorite kind of bait

posting evil racist things on Anon Babble and being an international gentleman on Anon Babble

zesty mordant is one of my favs but dressed all over works too

i only post on /cum/

Yall need to try this

nowhere near the UK's enthusiasm for it

it's still more of an EU thing, paprika flavour stuff is more often found in places like polish supermarkets here
there is pic rel though which is great

Sunchips were never very good

But you're fucking aryan you're fucking Estonian from Tallinn you're good at nuclear phyiscs and computer science how cum you don't have a girl with blonde pussy???????????????

this is crazy talk
russia expect all of the region it declared theirs, ukraine isnt to have any defense treaties with foreign nations, no weapon shipments or even starlink to ukraine, supposed to limit themselves to a certain number for the army
what bullshit is this
this isnt peace this is just setting the ground work for a part 2
rt.com/russia/618566-russia-peace-terms-ukraine/

Russians are monsters, this is old news

yes hello

Tell me a fun fact about Latvia please

i can never tell your flag, peru, and austria apart

i really wanna finish the trip before killing myself. jesus christ.

A Russian was mean to me on Anon Babble today so I think we should give Ukraine nukes

Where did this come from, you were so joyful like 10 minutes ago?

all these nibbas discussing the best potato chip brands, like nibba enjoy your kindey stones roflmao brüdi

bait
this "deal" basically amounts to a trust me bro

Based alert

joy as in a moment? sure ? joy as this day? why not. joy as my life? ....uhhh...no.

i've decided to join the ukrainian army
it's the right thing to do

your screams only fuel my erection

Are you ready?
DIG YOUR FUCKING COMBAT POSITION RIGHT NOW
MOVE
MOVE
*boom, boom, gunshot*

Just learned that there is another Toledo besides Toledo, Ohio

good because i have some pipes

i've decided to join the ukrainian army

it's the right thing to do

It's time for you to wear the uniform and save the west

Checked

he snuck in here
he ran away from me

You said "we" earlier, there are people in your life who love you enough to travel with you

Snuck is not a word Conan

chuck's fuck and snuck

Drank 5 beers last night and I still feel bloated 24 hours later.

yeah the trip would be with me sis, plan is splitting the cost

Okay then don't kill yourself please

what the world needs right now is a war

Yeah it's way cooler

there are several already :/

sorry i was being a bit dramatic

yeah but they're all shitty and no one cares about who wins or loses. zero stakes. it's like two D-tier teams playing against each other.

yeah well guess pookraine shouldn't have lost the war then, eh

existence is a war. peace isn't so peaceful

John Wayne, is that you

is this me?

iunno is it

I hate cops so fucking much bros

Who the fuck said that

you deserved it for being blax

t. urkelkin

they havent even captured the area which theyre demanding
and theyve lost tens of thousands of men and a good portion of their equipment reserves
this is not a victory by any measure

Me too

whats the best state for grand canyon? and the second best if you cant do it. should be multiple dino museums around it.

Nevada

yeah im gonna smoke some weed
based? yeah. redpilled? definitely. epic win? you tell me.

there's another state?
degen

the war will continue until russia decided they've taken enough of pookraine that it will never be a threat again. It's that simple, and if you can't understand that you're just not very educated on the basics

the best state for grand canyon

The "grand canyon" is in Arizona, but Utah has cooler canyons in my opinion

there's another state?

Arizona

There aren't any good video games.

If you hate cops, I hope you're a strong second amendment supporter

What's wrong with WITHERING WAVES

WEEEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

playing a fun videogame rn

YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT

I hate Rinascita. Haven't done the latest event because I don't feel like it.

your cat is not this talented

dogs > cats

Play Warhammer 40,000k: Darktide

What’s the deal with bulimia

well you could get the borderlands 3 expansion thing for free on epic gaymes store right now but it's probably gay as fuck

It drastically increases your risk of throat cancer

i did. got to level 30 on all classes, beat auric maelstrom, decided there wasn't much more the game had to offer.
if havoc was a better system i would grind that out to the max but it just doesn't interest me right now and doesn't offer any reward.

You suffer from Jack Black Personality Disorder. There is no cure or known treatment.

So will Catherine Zeta Jones

For the chance!

There is nothing fun about Latvia.

Peru is vertical
Austria is standard red

libs keep putting in bike lanes and bike racks
but it doesnt mean shit cause they refuse to police the streets in a way thatll make people not steal bikes
just call him the trash he is and move on with your day

THEY GOT IT ALL BLOCKED OFF
THE LLOYD CENTER EXIT
THE CONVENTION CENTER EXIT
EVERY MOTHERFUCKING EXIT

youtube.com/watch?v=DHrHqOpPD-w

got a 3 day ban for acknowledging that trans people exist, because apparently that's political but the hundreds of posts about the election or orange man are not. :/

would you consider yourself rambunctious

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1748927690972639.webm

you deserved your ban and I SURE hope you're not ban evading right now...

woke at 1am, took a shower, its now 2 am, slept at like 1pm i think

i posted on friday, it expired today.

bro what the FUCK

even if they got this, even if they took over ukraine and half of finland, russia would still end up less relevant than before over all this bullshit
why is the kremlin so retarded kek
If I had been president I unironically would have given Russia 24 hours to gtfo Ukraine or I nuke St. Petersberg.
I don't care about NATO participation or whatever else, it's been such bullshit the whole time.

wrongfully take Crimea which you previously ceded/abandoned to die with the rest of the Ukrainian SSR because uhhhh muh ethnicity o algo while also funding their separatists

pretend to forget you did that and go "ohhhh ahhhhh the border disputes and skirmishes how could Ukraine ATTACK RUSSIA like this why won't the EU condemn this we HAVE to attack them back now"

"uhhhhhhhh special operation to take over half or all of Ukraine"

years and millions of deaths later "ohhhhhh we dindu nuffin we wuz in the right gibs land we can't take pls how dare foreign powers give them armaments"

The retarded dog needs to sit.
Really, it should have been France to make the nuclear threat though.
It also should have been France in Vietnam.
Old glory aside and la resistance in WW2 aside, they really do deserve the label of cowardice at this point.
The more idiots around the globe let the dog get away with, the more it will bite them later.

imdb.com/title/tt0138795/

jack black

is white

jaleel white

is black

>wrongfully take

lmao lil bro thinks there's anything out there besides power

halfway mark to Christmas.

chicago would be such a beautiful city if it wasnt run by idiots

they should probably stop electing blahpipos just cuz dey blah

the movie and actual promo has loads of titties so cant post it here. the sweaty sauna scene is kino.

DOWN BY THE RIVERRRRRRR
I SHOT MY BABYYYYYYYYYYY

define "trans people"

We sang you a dirge and you did not cry

How much you wanna bet I can throw a football over them mountains

youtube.com/watch?v=oR_pxawRvng

muh selective nihilism

The Casus Beli is as important as the undertaking. "Realpolitik" is nothing new, and it neither replaces nor negates the morality of the masses. It's the opposite, the powerful must serve or subvert the many within the moral context the masses enforce, or they will be trampled underfoot.

gooned earlier and now i'm all gooned out

Anyway, i got her a collar after she got lost for a day

goodnight

LIFES A BITCH

AND THEN YOU DIE

THATS WHY WE GET HIGH

CAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU'RE GONNA GO

The Casus Beli is as important as the undertaking.

lil bro thinks he's playing some sorta grand strategy game here looooool

get one of those smart tags or air tags for her, they work really well. i hide them in my cars in case some filthy [redacted] steals one I can track it down and [redact] it.

I live a 15 minute drive from this house

u have a kyoot kot

Bowling alley / bar

Thinkin bout not controlling myself and jerking it before bed

night bud

I accept your concession

I'll make sure to get me one of those too

plug your cat in, it's low battery

Here are some truly awful, not funny, not clever band names—just bad in a dull, cringey, or unappealing way:

Moist Napkin

Sound Beige

Crust of Tuesday

Table of Forks

Lukewarm Essence

The Unseasoned

Spill Puddle

Gravy Echo

Clogged Vent

Murmur of Socks

The Bland Shapes

Cabbage Slump

Industrial Beige

Lamp Juice

Dumpster Fog

i thought the house was just a movie set built on a Warner lot in California

lmao lil bro wrote a whole ass paragraph that nobody read and then gets fucking mad as hell when he just gets mocked

Sound Beige

Might work for a dream pop band

Cabbage Slump

I like this one

lil bro ass chuddy unc mfer on god

YWNBAN

Where did this thing where you obviously lose an argument, but then you pretend you won deal come from? some sort of esoteric /cum/ ebin trole?

Your cat is not this comfy

obviously

In your head maybe lol

but then you pretend you won deal come from?

what else is he gonna do? admit he wrote out a novel that nobody wrote and is a failure?

the pedoneetweeb is also the manic cope spammer

kino
giwtwm

Thanks. I think she looks cuter than most cats because she has retained a more kitty-like appearance than most adult cats

Whyd they do that

eggman and that bella ramsey downie girl should make babby just to see the ugliest hairline kid the world has ever seen

also there's this scene (nsfw)
i.4cdn.org/gif/1748929397869967.webm

the 70's were weird as fuck and a terrible time for movies

Very huge gorgeous eyes

hahaha

More comfy

sami are the reindeer jews, they dont care if people crash to some because they get baid for em

Looks fun

The cultural revolution was a fucking mistake
Kaczinski was a retard for blaming things on technology

you're actually the retard

Uncle Ted (correctly) blamed leftists for societal ills

the tech thing is in addition to the damage that leftists do to a normal society

Damn Ottawa hoe

why is everything political nowadays?
it wasn't like this in the 2000s

if i sit down in some random midwest bar and ask how much is the tap, how many looks am i gonna get?

they won't know what you're talking about, but you might get a look or two cause the finnish accent is NOT very commonly heard at all.

Maybe some, depending on the bar
Just ask for a beer or ask what's good
I think they usually have prices on the wall somewhere
The bar in town is also the cheapest/best restaurant for me
I can get tempura shrimp there and great burgers
the funny being that half of the people in upper midwest are majority scandi descent kek
just no accent

what if you ask for the cheapest tap?

then they're most likely going to tell you that all the domestics are the same price, and ask which one you want. honestly at a lot of small town bars you can still get pints of domestic on tap for 2 or $3

Simply replace the word "tap" with the word "beer"
Though they would understand anyways

hungry but theres nothing ready to eat, this is a big problem

You have to phrase it differently, such as “What do you have on tap?” Asking “how much is the tap” is not said by native speakers.

basic bar beer is 4.5% here and whenever you go to a cheap bar and say "beer" they give you it. shit just works.

I say tap all the time I've never had a bartender not know what I'm saying.

I’ve never done that, but I assume that if you just asked for beer here, they’d ask you which one.

of course they know what a tap is, but they're going to ask you which of the 10 beers they have on tap you want...

btw yo do you have ask for a pint in us bars?

I have a type

Maybe it is valid in the United States, but not here? Idk, I’ve never heard it used.

Their job is to basically give people one of a few things kek

Do female cats have monthly periods? The only reason I avoided getting one is because I didn't wanna have to worry about that I lived with some ppl once with a female dog and they'd just have her free bleeding all over the house because they were so lazy and neglectful. It was absolutely disgusting

middle is a child.
you're pedozilian
from now on i'm bringing up this post everytime you post here

I thought only humans had periods?

New

Nope. I can at least very confidently state that dogs do too

no, nobody says that here, guy is probably mexican or some sort of non american.

you will hear people ask "what's on tap" or "what's good on tap" because it changes dramatically from place to place. In my state, you have the basic beers and then everything else is almost always guaranteed to be beers made in the state.

Oh wtf nvm guess not. I googled it apparently its something else. But I mean yeah they do bleed from their vaginas but I guess it's not a period? I really don't understand it. But shit was gross as fuck the entire house had trails of blood all over the place. They'd just walk over it rather than clean up.