/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

you can still finish it man
dont need to be 18 to go to college

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snake_handling_in_Christianity

He keeps begging to eat me out that's why you gotta take the tampon out with your mouth

The artist with that line is trans, btw.

I don't have enough cash plus it's 3k a semester so

Ayesha Erotica is the greatest artist of our generation

Some of my sources call out Paul to be a diddy blud, is that true?

my ancestor :)

have fun at 7/11, Singh

Yeah, that hook of "They like the way i grind" is very catchy.

I need to fashion some sort of non marring spanners with extremely small points. Any suggestions of what to use?
I was thinking about using a dremel on a plastic putty spreader but don't think it will be strong enough to break the thread free
For a camera lens

at my favorite restaurant again. ordered shopluk salad and karađorđe steak. there will be a picture

For me it's "pussy puffed like a bee sting yes I go to church in my string father can you bless this crack pipe never really learned how to act right"

Your mom is an expert snake handler

Every time you post a picture of a Serbian restaurant it looks like one of those horrible places that serve $20 tacos in a dim lit warehouse

why does he have a tampon

You've never bled from your bussy after an exceptionally vigorous breeding party?

Americans bombed your country in the 90s. You shouldn't talk to them.

I’m able to enjoy a little bit of Charli XCX as something of a guilty pleasure, but I draw the line at actual tranny music

i for one think this restaurant looks very nice

They deserved it. But also that's water under the bridge

they bombed yours in 1940s

Is that heckin exposed brick with old industrial machinery mounted to the walls?
So friggin classic my dude.

Fact check: US Secretary of State Madeleine Albright who presided over the Serbia operation was a Jew, not American. Same with Deputy Sec. State Victoria Nuland and Ukraine btw

Yeah, but they were just doing this to save us from our nazi leaders and to save the Jews.

Literally did the meme. Even ifunny mocks you

the chairs are horrendous but it's otherwise good. would take a qt serb girl there

He's a balkanoid he wasn't there in the 40's

tfw i’m old enough to just barely get to experience smoking inside right before they banned it here

I like pussy and sex

Nuland

Her original surname is Nudelman.
Nudel means noodle in German.
Those Ashkenazi surnames are weird.

parge the lath

Cock and ball torture

i want to be a gunslinging desperado in the wild west

Do you have many Russian draft dodgers in Belgrade?

everything is here :)))))))))))

save

None of those are in his pic though

is it common to eat fried burritos with a side of cigarettes

fried burrito

Maybe chimichangas but could be something else entirely

It is literally the same menu

Just looked up “karađorđe steak”
Looks a tad suggestive

Chimichangas are American and not Mexican. Just like General Tso's and like 90% of Chinese food

pulled meat doesn't taste right inside a tortilla. don't care for chimichangas.

Another year of smog from Canada because they are California tier and can't control fires

football is chuddy sport, surfing is chaddy sport

No it isn't, one is done on a blackboard with chalk like you might find above the counter at an overpriced sandwhich place. The other is a paper(?) menu with colorful borders to deliniate the sections and some extra lithography for color. What are they supposed to look like?

I surfed only a few times growing up in a california beach town. I quite liked body boarding, though, and did that all the time

sussy baka

You guys are jobbers

LMAO

LMFAOOOO

This guy, LGBT activist Collin Maguire , JUST GOT ARRESTED in a POOPY DIAPER for trying to RAPE AN 11-YEAR OLD CHILD

Not funny

back from church

life is boring damn

make it fun

youtu.be/gCsfWJ5ogc0

Not funny

diaperfag is a pedophile

Shocking!

its raining cumbums

too broke

It's June in SoCal which means the state is going to turn off the outdoor AC again.

Sleep in heavenly peace

Gonna sleep like shit
I have to get up for work in less than 4 hours

Why do jeets love AI so much

low IQ

Forgot pic

they think it'll be used to benefit their country economically even though it's more likely to complete replace them

It’s a temporary visa, but I’m here to stay
You want me to leave but I’m never gonna go away

Morocco

wat

When is orange man going to do something about this? The link is like oogabooga.za.dmv btw

Vivec had to use the sword not held against him

the sword

Just say what it was, we all know it.
It was Molag Bal's dick

Had an oopsie

And what it's supposed to look like

kek i got a similar text for unpaid tolls. but i dont own a car :)

what am i looking at?

Did you somehow melt the side off a ladle?

If it's a number or email address I don't recognize I immediately block it and report it as spam.

you can report fraud texts

because it’s for brown thirdies and india epitomizes that. the more pressing question is what are the swedes up to

hello canadan american and mexicans come join EU4 multiplayer game

i only started getting these when i switched from poordroid to iphone

It's not doing anything they come with new numbers

crazy how boomers get scammed for 3 billion dollars in one year and then say yeah, let's bring in a few hundred thousand more of those people.

Bout to go out with my parents while being very drunk also hungover

What's this about?

The three worst things about our era are that no one (who's rich and powerful) is ever held accountable for anything evil or stupid they ever do, no one ever goes away (70-something billionaires, 80-something politicians,) and everyone's a fucking child forever (she's only 28, her prefrontal cortex just finished forming!)

It's like we all live in a fucking cartoon that's been on the air for 20+ years. The same things just go on forever.

3 billion google cards redeemed
cnbc.com/2019/02/13/older-americans-lose-almost-3-billion-a-year-to-scams.html

inb4 but he's a YOUNG 79-year-old, so it doesn't count!

eating alone in a fancy restaurant with no girl

You're literally the BIGGEST incel to walk on planet earth, congratulations

The Reverend Jim Jones

fancy restaurant

I know you're brazilian, but surely it's not that bad in your country that what he posted is fancy.

I wonder what net worth you have to pass before you get invited to the judicial marketplace.

And you live under 50c weather with skin cancer and roads melting

Yeah? What does that have to do with "fancy" restaurants?

Leave it to the fucking FRENCH to think building cities in Louisiana was a good idea.

$10 million

I don't know if that's actually true, I just heard that's the bare minimum you need to never have to work again for the rest of your life. Meaning if you just sit on a big pile of money like a moron, $10 million will keep you in comfort until you die.

That was pre-2020s price gouging though, so it may be higher now.

Life is hard but at least I’m not Muslim

The mouth of the mississippi is in louisiana
It only makes sense to build a city there and along the river

Body-slammed that freak.

Yet another antifa arrested for pedophilic activities

My dad is pretty much dead to me. What a disappointment. Having an absent father is better than a weak one.

Yep
It's a ladle. A big bucket used to move liquid steel around

I touched a strippers breasts with my two hands

Leave it to my ancestors to think Louisiana was a better idea than going back to France

But how?
It looks like you put the entire ladle in to a furnace, spilt metal shouldn't cause anywhere near that much damage.

why are zoomers so soy and anti-family? it's like when the cult tells their gullible subjects that Xenu is the only family they need

It would, for almost any other river. Louisiana's so low and the Mississippi fluctuates so wildly that the city's doomed to perpetual flooding, hence part of the reason why they need to inter the dead above ground, that and the subterranean water would push all the caskets to the surface. Not to mention the city gets especially wrecked by hurricanes.

iirc there was a story about how local Native Americans warned French settlers not to build any town or city south of Baton Rouge, advice the Europeans either forgot or simply decided to ignore.

ordering shit off temu and aliexpress

Konichiwa, dude!

Loss of containment near the top. Peobably 30 tons of steel poured out and over it, just melting it down as it went. It will absolutely melt down solid steel when it's hot enough without active cooling

I can't fucking sleep I feel like shit

Louisiana

I would rather have to go to Liberia

One thing I'm very convinced about is that ordinary people were much more charismatic 20 years ago. These guys were running a small web show so they have a little practice but every time a VHS from the 90s gets uploaded people observe the same thing youtube.com/watch?v=jizOVOwGSRw

CGR fell off so hard it's insane

we've become demonstrably less socialized because of both social media and the coof quarantine

30 tons of steel poured out

How big are your pours?
I think the biggest we used to do were around 10 tons

He needs some milk

Csgo zoomers are cruel, I could never fit in.

When I was young I at least had hope of improving. The couple of times I played now they both noticed and mocked my account age

I really despise people that use all the meme/online words irl.
At the same time, it feels like if you don't participate in online/meme culture as a zoomer i'm just isolating myself from my peers because it's the only thing people have any more to relate to one another outside of sports

niggas is retarded now ong

Gambling addicts be like yeah I’m addicted to losing money

110 tons are our "smaller" pours but it's pretty much all we do now. 130 tons is our nominal heat size but we kept overloading the cranes, xost too much to fix them every few months. They're old as fuck now

Until they win big

as a zoomer

stopped reading there

I think a big part of it is that people today are too scared of being cringe. Everything always has to be totally nonchalant; fluoride stare

I really despise people that use all the meme/online words irl.

I once overheard my middleschoolfag neighbor making ohio jokes.

Findom addicts be like yeah I'm addicted to losing money

youtu.be/ncOCu2ErLe4

do you always get the 2 minute wait time to make a post on every single thread? what is the secret to a happy posting career?

Dostoyevsky said that loosing all of your money gambling had a purifying and cathartic effect.

If my cookies get deleted, I find that it forces me to wait like two or three times at first, but then I no longer get the timer. It doesn’t seem to be consistent, so I’m not sure how it deems me trustworthy at a given point

making ohio jokes.

I FINALLY had a fucking reason to post my Ohio meme I see ALL THE TIME and I can't fucking find it.
Whoever is running this simulation can suck my fat fucking dick you stupid gay cunts
OHIOOOOOOOO

My teacher is a young twenty something and he constantly references memes. I'm 25 so i'm only a bit older than him, but it's just really cringy to me
I guess it's what you have to do to be relatable but personally i feel like a teacher should be more professional

still in middle school at age 25

what the

For him maybe. He lived in the russian empire so it's not like he had much to lose to begin with

I don't care if the king of everything with the biggest dick that can bench 5 gigatrillion pounds said it's good, I'm better than him and know better.

Hammered at dinner. If weren’t starving I would puke

finally beat this game
never finished it as a kid and didn't even know it had an ending
but it's now done

you're only young once, and then before you know it you've got all the teenagers telling you that your generation was part of "the problem"

He came from a noble family albeit

dinner

Its barely 1pm, chuddy

my one eyebrow hair grows like 4 times faster than the others
and i have another thats all white so i dont even see it until its long as fuck

kek
Late twenties?

Unc is crashing out

Will you kiss me?

boomer cope. nobody blames gen x, nobody blames the silent generation, nobody blames millennials (except boomers).

it's boomers everyone hates. and while their hatred is justified from a purely data driven perspective, the reality is, there's nothing special about boomers. people are a product of their circumstances, and boomers just happened to be alive at a time when circumstances made them pieces of shit

Every group is blamed by the last
I've seen plenty of gen z blame millennials
And then gen a is going to blame gen z for not voting in Kamala

cut or pluck it. i do it all the time

no you haven't, but I'll end the conversation here, knowing you will never be persuaded no matter how objectively i prove you wrong

No you don't

Coward leaving because I'm right

What’s going on in here?

I don't know how you can be an old man working minimum wage and not commit suicide. Just go to prison at that point, its more honorable

you really can't conceive of scissors? do you live in a ditch?

Whooooa whoooa easy there on the racial remarks, guy

Tim Meadows is wealthy

Mexicans can't afford scissors

wow a millenial claiming no-one hates millenials (except le evil old wasps)
almost as rare as a woman saying no one hates women (except le evil chud)

Slept from 7am to 2pm

pathetic attempt

Millennials are worse than boomers.

This explains all the gay briankin posts in the morning

would you still be nice to your mom if you found out she was raped? when you think about it, that kind of makes her use goods

Real degen shit

There is nothing worse than boomers. Millennial women come close but it’s still no contest

Time to goon and smoke weed until you go to bed again

how do I fix myself

My mom doesn’t associate with nonwhites so what’s the problem? Terrone can die in a ditch

back from taco bell

do they not have those in mexican walmart?

Get a job

What did you get?

Boomers made good video games.
Millennials make bad video games.

But i have a job and is ruined my life more than anything (except being a shut-in in my development years)

everything

no gf

supreme lux box

Very funny.

Lil bro just said "my mom can get raped by a White man and I find that acceptable"

those were mostly genx people

It’s from a movie. In real life, that would be a pajeeta who doesn’t know the english words for any of the products on offer, let alone where anything is in the store

What is a piece of media like a movie or something that is primarily popular with women and dismissed by men, that is ACTUALLY good and men would enjoy it if they watched it?

your mommas sex tape

Men's taste greatly exceeds woman's.
There is nothing.

There's definitely old people working at retail stores

Maybe Edward Scissorhands? The female list is pretty shit

princess bride was that until men listened to their gfs

so was mean girls

I soubt the job ruined your life. Doing nothing at all ruined it.

anything sufficiently popular doesn't fall along gendered lines unless it's garbage like sex and the city.
men tend not to like musicals. but even then they were baited into watching hamilton.

the thing is more popular among women than men

huh?

steven universe?

youtube.com/watch?v=HA1MzpWzdWE

I just hate this whole rotten county. I have no hope for the future. Trump is being too nice. If I could become president I would build Inferno. There would be Judgement.

reading those lists turned me into a misogynist

can someone please ask where do I come from?

idgi

You’re interpreting it backwards. The top half is movies that are more popular among women, and the bottom half is movies that are more popular among men

Womans list

Literally children movies

I wonder what the connection is

Why do you soubt it when lots of people hate their jobs? If I didn't have to work my life would be perfect.

noo anon you would get bored o algo its actually BAD to have free time

commit suicide. I LOVE not having a job, and I NEVER get tired of it

From your dad directly putting a cream pie in your mom.

Trump is being too nice.

If I could become president I would build Inferno.

What would you do?

if yuo dond acgually gome from funland then i'll be mad :DDD

i misread rank as score

Tolstoy books especially Anna Karenina

I LOVE not having a job, and I NEVER get tired of it

This
Having no money and not having a job is where it gets shit, otherwise it's literally bliss

I don't understand. It says rank one, and then next to it it says the rank for women is 147 and the rank for men is 837

and then there's another list for some reason. whats the real rank?

you read it as:
Frozen was ranked the 130th best movie of all time among polled women. It was ranked the 692nd best movie of all time among polled men.

bitches don't like CASINO?? what the fuck is wrong with them

I come from my mothers pussy! ::DDDDDDDD

Of course lots of people hate their jobs. Of course people qould like not to havw to work. But you're a retarded child if you think you would have to be work free to enjoy your life. You are an ACTIVE participant in your own life. Stop waiting for good shit to happen and go make it happen

I would just crack open the NSA's complete files on the internet patterns of various citizens, render judgement upon them, and give them what they so desire.

cum niggas don't understand what a delta is

smdh

Where it says women’s rank and men’s rank, that number is where women or men rank said movie out of all movies (ie lower means they like it more). Delta means the difference between male and female rankings. The ranking on the left is how the lists are sorted, by movies with the largest difference between male and female rankings. The top half is movies with the largest delta by female preference, and the bottom half is the largest delta by male preference

????????????? Tolstoy isn't widely enjoyed by women, what the fuck are you talking about?

my apartments pool just reopened for the summer

a black person is already swimming in it

sigh i guess it's next year then

It says rank one,

by delta. difference. Harry Potter 6 has the biggest difference in terms of women liking it vs. men.
For a Few Dollars More is the opposite. it's the biggest difference in that men love it and women seem indifferent.

they also don't know how to type an unfamiliar word into a search engine which is even more alarming

benis in bagina??? :DDDD

Hehe im getting my own built

too complicated, fuck it.
the list is shit

That looks hot tub sized. Or will it be one of those endless pool things

I haven't done anything today.

I don't get why people don't build lazy rivers in their backyards instead of pools they're way better

cause they're way more expensive, obviously

Can't stand doomer type faggots irl. Sure bro its over for you and what not, but don't use it as an excuse to be an ass.

just sell part of your house

Doing my gacha dailies.

I wouldn't be bothered to look up a passing shitpost most of the time, but also you *should* be broadly able to understand what that chart is inferring pretty easily

youtube.com/watch?v=q7Asf9n848M
how do people live like this?
look at these people. they're over 30, working at walmart, fat and ugly. yet they seem blissfully ignorant to it all. how is that possible?

it's an apprenticeship

It’s not complicated. It’s just subtraction. Delta just means the difference between scores. If I make a top ten list of my favourite movies, you make your own top ten list, and there’s a movie on my list that got rank #2, and on yours it got rank #8, then that’s a delta of 6. Bigger delta means a bigger difference of opinion. The only thing making it slightly more complex is that chart is using data from IMDB, and averaging out opinions from thousands of reviewers.

People call them cattle for a reason

I can't believe I'm 24 and still don't have a wife and successul career

it's so over for me, I've wasted my entire life. There is no coming back from this

No shit it's incredibly grating

Goon Status: Gooning

they seem blissfully ignorant to it all. how is that possible?

Some are, others know it's shit but likely have few options
You can find plenty of people aged 50 and older working inside warehouses, factories, and restaurants
It is what it is

If you miss out on teenage love it's over.

you would get it if a fatherless e-celeb yelled "HERE'S THE TOP TEN MOVIES WOMEN LOVE THAT MEN DON'T. NUMBERRRRR TENNNNNNN" over subway surfers footage

if this were a village community, where people actually cared about each other, and they did some monthly ritual dance and drink beer, it would be sou

I sure hope you guys wash ur za before eating it, there might be pesticides on it

Lasagna

*soul

are you making fun of that perspective? because I think it's actually true.

over subway surfers footage

I will now watch your video. Could you consider Minecraft parkour?

/cum/ always degreases

for me it's mortal kombat mobile

I have a good feeling about Canada

The government starts those fires so they can blame climate change and spend more money on green energy or something

I'm sure someone has the pic of that gay guy wiping his pizza with a bunch of paper towels and then eating it with a knife and fork

Get ready for disappointment.

For me, it's the F2P open world JRPG style story driven action adventure game Wuthering Waves™

plus libshits are literally insane

yet they seem blissfully ignorant to it all

When toilberg orders you to dance, you dance, and with a big smile. If you were to do it with a lack of enthusiasm, you’d probably get dragged in for a performance review, and maybe fired.

I typod the sou, soul world
I meant that it would be more meaningful if it was more natural community and not employer/employee type of thing
but you can think it's cringe either way, and honestly I don't know any better because I grew up in urban environment where isolation is the norm

Just did one of those half cooms

It may not get better.
You may just get better at coping with it.

Joe Biden got lost in his own closet at the white house and had to be rescued by the secret service

lmao

It's pretty nice as a teen mostly because you later realize it's the best bad sex you ever had

Can't believe Joe has been a secret android clone this whole time

As a kid I put my cousin in the walls of Jericho and he passed out

true
you have unlimited stamina and drive just to keep fucking whenever, wherever and how long ever
good times

Boe Jiden

Joe Mama

it's also fresh and new and there's a million things to try that feel good and everything the girl does is amazing too even if she's awful cause you're awful at it and it's fun

Deeply closeted

I don't like to flirt with women irl though i can do it over text with strangers
Irl seems embarrassing, like the thought of someone overhearing me flirting is deeply shameful to me, so I avoid it at all costs

true again sir

I can be flirty irl but never make a move

I’m the complete opposite. I have a natural quick wit irl, but tend to overanalyze anything I send over text

Why is it embarrassing it's way more fun flirting with a real girl and getting her to blush but you know she's turned on

but tend to overanalyze anything I send over text

I do the same but am even worse irl. Irl i'm so cautious and over-thinking that I don't even attempt at all

Idk it's just like the thought of someone else overhearing is deeply shameful to me
When i hear others flirt too like at work, I usually feel embarrassed or awkward

Relatable, sis

It's Pride Month

I think the reason I’m such a shit texter is that I’m thrown off by the permanence of it. What might be a slightly cringe passing thought irl becomes a glaring issue in the permanent record.

maybe u have the tism

wishing a hedonic priDEMONth to all DEMONrats who celebrate

I don't celebrate "pride" and I want a bf who also hates the concept.

Siberia Mouse

isn't pride one of the deadly sins?

Maybe, or could be i'm just weird, sexually repressed, and paranoid
I totally understand that, that's why I hate social media too. I hate the thought of cringy conversations being captured or potentially saved in someone else's phone

Hell yeah

I'm not jewish but I'm pretty sure the sin is vainglory, not pride. Just like murder is a sin, not killing.

is that why they die of the gay aids so much?

Speaking of pride month consider this.
Suppose it was surgically possible to remove a person's brain and put it in a new body. Now imagine you meet a beautiful "woman" who wants to date you, but it's actually a vat grown human body that had a male brain surgically inserted. Would you date it?

New

Sisterhood of the traveling pants