but, like a toddler having a tantrum :3 edish
/brit/
doing a wee
How do u mean
i'd post in that other british-made thread, but he single-linked so fuck him
the anti welsh sentiment in this general needs to STOP
Lizzo be doing good on the weight loss tip my niggas
Hail Victory
indog is so bizarre
doesn't make a single post but is acutely aware of when to make a new thread
so strange
one hand passes the money to the guy, the other receives the weed from the guy.
for the love of god can all us aussie posters PLEASE meet up and kiss each other????
Childwall Abbey Hotel from Childwall Lane, 1930s and 2025
are you autistic?
you hand him the note and he places the baggie in your hand at the same time
ummy
all british accents other than RP are absolutely hideous
rorke rehearsing his interaction with the weedman
um!!!!!!!!
it's a well-known girl from the SEAmonkey thread
another monkey posted her pics here before cba finding them in the 'chive
I GOT A BIGASS WIDESCREEN TV
4K IN THAT BITCH
TOO BIG FOR MY ROOM
fto
you two get over here RIGHT NOW ill pay for the flight
Doesnt matter really. Just make sure you fist bump after and say "safe bruv"
just had an absolutely mental nap
um ok
no, you'll try and get me to share my heroin and i'm not made of money so fuck off and get your own
hey mate are you also an unironic nazi like me
for me it's the dynavap
CANZUK, ban all forms of contraceptives, wait a few generations and there you go. Maybe not 1 billion but hundreds of millions.
Good
Filthy disgusting habit
been drifting in and out of sleep all day
Yes actually I am and now he wants my address for some reasons I think I’ll just forget it it’s too stressful
what does that mean lad?
any pure satire man in
maybe you're dying
any /roaringinapakisface/ man in
any good films on prime?
look at all that biomass
every last one a biological warfare agent
that's perfect
means he'll meet outside yours in a car usually, you just enter the passenger side and can safely exchange without any passerbys seeing
I'm also an autistic mong and prefer it when they drive to you
tick tock vaping faggots
get the nonces released
grow up
there are almost a quarter of a BILLION pakis just in pakistan
grim
Needing a blowtorch
At that point you should realise youve gone too far. Just bill up a spliff and behave yourself
it's divine to see beautiful women drink piss
tried one of these once and theyre disgusting - too sweet - taste like sweets
vapes should take like disgusting metal powder to remind you what smoking is like
they're already banned here and yet every other shop still sells them
I don’t want a drug dealer knowing my address I live here with my mum !
Leftypol waving them in
you are a paedophile
Racial hierarchy of Whites.
North Germanics
Celts and West Germanics
Latins
Balts and Slavs
Greeks
Uralic Whites (Finns, Magyars, Estonians etc)
Armenians and Albanians
Persians, Nuristanis etc with fair skin
she fit?
just do a house a few doors down then or the street over
I can assure you he doesn't care less, he'll just be thinking about the next order, trust me it's much better than having to trek 3 miles to meet down some dodgy alleyway
being white is based actually
Seek professional help for this illness
sex arse on that
Grow up
gonna watch M
Favorite bionicle? For me it was always Kopaka with Lewa in second
QueerBunnyBoi
anyone in Adelaide wanna bum me x
i pinky promise im only in it for the kissing
God almighty it's terrifying
Honestly gonna be some sort of worldwide collapse before the century is out
Ashkenazis should be above Balts and Slavs. I am not Jewish but you can't deny that they are both mentally and physically superior to those inbreds.
i think adele and rebel wilson are the gold standard for weight loss
I have a car so I don’t mind driving to where he wants also is £45 for 3.5g a good price
no i don't think i will
The Earth is Flat
the injection site where i injected heroin earlier is a bit itchy, hope i didn't give myself AIDS
the white one
i am a fucking gay incel retard
BIG fan of all those European-looking groups in Central/South Asia like the ones you get in Afghanistan, Pakistan, Ossetia etc
pretty much pure descendants of the Aryans who conquered the land 4000 years ago
is £45 for 3.5g a good price
of course he is here lol
no
explain the hill i walked up then down earlier today then
whomst
no, it's £30 or sometimes £40 if it's """"cali"""
you're an autistic mong though, so you don't really have a choice but to accept the scam
might have mcdonalds or something
imagefap
boomer tier wanktoil
ktimming hard
looking at pictures of this girl i like, they're selfies that she sent to me (unprompted btw)
MISTERSSISSYFAHGOTPKPRINCESS
ummy
Climate change and starvation will drive them out of Africa and straight into the green fertile pastures of Europe
MySpace ahhh
chips and beef madras for din dins
remains umatched
Get yourself in the gym and start getting strong. It's time to get a move on.
ralpho
autistic lads going to get shafted by the drug mong
just saw a picture of a scotch egg and fuck me they look good
imagefap is up there southern charms and red clouds bulletin board
I have some information on Heathermong :)
PUMP MY PRINCESS POOPHOLE MISTER! SO I CAN BE MISTERS PRINCESS
thanks for covering me tomorrow, employedtroonardfreak
oh! and good luck on your driving lessons! make sure you swerve and avoid those rodents like last time!
they are
It'll be Camp of the Saints + Turner Diaries × 10 but I'm confident the Whites will win.
In awe at the size of this lad
my dog :)
I hate this so much
on the dole
then dont bother, weed is shite anyway
heem sleepy
state of that owner
can get much higher quality (both image and content) sissy porn on reddit, chubby, skinny, caged/uncaged, the lot.
:3
reckon you could chuck them into the air frier?
is he cute?
there's a chance it's just a first time markup because he doesn't know if he can trust you
having said that, I've smoked a million joints and can tell you it's not worth it
white girl's crush
you need to get a high quality clue
Lol :)
I had the house to myself the whole day and I've done nothing with it
Inter
paree
Ok well thanks for your help anyway
Right, that's the Castrol GTX 5W-30 fully synthetic ordered lads
rorke is H O T T O G O
funny how every fat pride mong got straight on the ozempic innit
Thats about £13 a gram. It's about right if it is top quality "Cali" weed but you wont be able to tell as it seems you dont smoke
Couldn't even fathom knowing someone I could buy drugs from, I imagine it would play out like that inbetweeners scene
I think PSG
I want Inter
the famous nerazzurri
1 picture.
I hate driving
Inter
fuck PSG
DYEL
is that a yes? x
same. considering becoming a bicyclemong 2bh
Bought cocaine in deals done in cars with some proper shady sorts in my time
It's the guys who start driving when you get in that get the pulses raised, but they always just stop and let you out when the deal is done
Used to buy off this black lad called Pele a lot and he was sound as a pound
neighbourmongs banging about and being loud mongs as per usual
How?
fun at night when the roads are quieter
too many mongs on the road these days
the they/thems are out very gently rescuing catberg while you sit in your smelly bedroom
this was mental
youtube.com
every drug is extremely easy to get. just hang around any university during freshers week and random black guys will approach you and give you their numbers.
the only drugs that are hard to get are crack and heroin - you need to be in the smackhead "scene" to get that stuff. crack and heroin dealers are mad paranoid. totally different game to selling ket and weed.
He said it was runtz
It seems so.
almost forgot it's father's day tomorrow
what's this haircut called
very popular among a specific kind of female
no, it's £30 or sometimes £40 if it's """"cali"""
driving sucks now
the roads are full of bantus and pakis who should be enslaved and sterilised
um :)
wasn't in any danger
seething frenchcel
I'm a total bedroom ghoul freakazoid and I've always known how to get drugules
it's really not that hard
No way.
it's like a skinhead haircut
leftists and liberals once again appropriating far right culture
do I look like a dickhead going to the drive thru just to get a Pepsi?
really don't want to move to Windows 11 lads
Tempted to try coke but
I don’t want it cut with fent
I might like it a lot
I hear the hangovers are suicide inducing
used to be able to order loads of high quality research chemicals for almost nothing and it was perfectly legal until harper fucked it
Seed oils are bad and should all be banned. I give myself one rule, you can eat anything but if any seed oil is in the ingredients it's not allowed. I've never felt better
onions are on
garlic on soon then tomato and some veggie stock and paprika and some basil and oregano
Neo.
skinheads aren't far right
fap fap fap fap fap
just hang around any university during freshers week and random black guys will approach you
You can buy testing kits on Amazon really not that hard mate don’t be a faggot
unc ahh post
got roped into taking a yoga class at the gym and the women fart NON FUCKING STOP it's insane. how does anyone do this?
that's crazy lol wtf
have met several women with that haircut who take naked pics of each other in the forest pretending to be fairies and witches and shit
one of them had really nice tits
Sir Spaino the Mindbreaker
You head is here.
i ordered research chemicals in 2017 with no issues
Nothing wrong with a bit of fent soft lad
anime shirt
ummm, nonce much?
taking the piss this
runtz
Yeah but you wont know if it is or it isnt. If you post a screenshot of it when you get it and then what it looks like when you grind it up. Ill can tell you if its decent or not.
You do have a grinder right?
nothing will happen we've reached the end of history liberal democracy and materialism has won and will spread because having a good time and enough to eat and drink is better than being religious or communist
I meant the good ones
I got something.
before and WAYYY before
why dont they just make vaping entirely illegal? what's the downside?
How am I supposed to hang around at a university being almost 30 years old not a student?
it's immediately addicting in the short term. Once you've have a line or two your entire night becomes all about 1. Doing coke 2. Getting more coke. It's a good time tho and the hangover isn't bad at all. In fact there isn't really any hangover at all. It's just the comedown after you've ran out and all you can think about is getting more.
Leftypol demanding that amateur interracial porn be classified as art
nothing but a change of dress
built like a sofa cushion
No I don’t I read u can use an empty chewing gum bottle and coins or something like that. But I don’t know if I’m going to do it because I don’t want to be ripped off
?
wish weed was legal over here so you could just go down the shop like they do in yankland and buy whatever strain you want without having to rely on trusting the bullshittery of dealers
it'd look racist
Yeah i would never try cocaine in america becuase of fent. Its insane dealers cut it with that over there. Most coke users are casual users and that would stop 90% of your customer base using it if they thought it had that in it here.
When??
opinions on these cars de lads?
Audi A1
Audi A3
Volvo V40
Skoda Octavia
deserved, after the rape of Nanking
should be offside due to blocking the keeper's view
Fat Joe done it good
get a toyota corolla
What you makin?
Just use DNM, fair prices, on time delivery and the fact they have a review system means they can’t fuck people over else everyone else will know about it.
For drugs, not women
i've got an A1
love it
my girlfriend :)
It’s the CIA trying to reduce the white population further
NONCE
mental how he's literally white but the blacks are okay with him saying the no-no word because they also didnt realise he was white this whole time
womans first car
deanobox
ok ig
taxi driver tier
I have a A3 love it absolutely eats up petrol though if u like to put your foot down
we have decades-long memes about white boys paying that much for weed here
When?
u can use an empty chewing gum bottle and coins or something like that.
Very funny you wind up merchant
But I don’t know if I’m going to do it because I don’t want to be ripped off
If what you posted above wasnt a joke do not bother trying to buy some
fat joe is white
he's not even white in america
Yeah.?
she must have been doing loads of coke to lose her nose like that
like constnatly surely
hispanic so he has the pass
Just get a Golf
honestly love how clean and organised japan is
brits are complete slobs by comparison
modded skyrim and was using 12gb of vram and couldn't understand why
I installed the 8 - 16k texture overhaul
oops
rorke called out
DNM
Explain
Makes more sense to get a Polo
oh is he mexican? i couldn't remember which flavour of not-black he was tbqh i just remember him saying he thought he was black and so did all the blacks so they just let him have it
get me out of this craphole island
driving to a dealer to get mugged off
lmaoooo
some people just have 0 street smarts
what exfoliating product do you use lads?
What?
u gonna be in the next season of im an incel get me out of here
Indians are brown, ugly, smelly, unhygienic, and nepotistic.
They are utterly servile cowards to those above them but utterly cruel tyrants to those below them.
puerto rican and cuban descent
Everything alright, officer?
not that literal cancer gel
No.
don't forget the scams
cancer gel
hs?
Brits
Yeah, it's John Smith and Mike Thompson who are responsible for this mess
It's not like Britain was as clean and tidy as Japan was just a few decades ago
Would love to 2 footed slide tackle them all whilst they did this
They are utterly servile cowards to those above them but utterly cruel tyrants to those below them.
wonder where they got that from
cum cum cum cum cum cum cum
would unironically watch this
chemicals innit
do the sneedful
*gives you a tender little kiss on the forehead*
It wasn't
Japanese workplaces but British ones to shame
What??
*surveys the fattest bastard in the thread*
Look lads he's about to put another cream cake in his piehole LOL
their caste system
exfoliating product
someone limp wrist that fool
get that cock out lads get your cocks out, get them wanked get the willy wanking happening right now go on, proper big movements big willy wank get the balls slopping around and slapping on your gooch too go on get it wanked off!!!!! cum and coom ahahahaha get wanking now winky wanking time balls slopping and slapping everywhere
Indians are like this
Did someone post a pic of a blonde girl with a big round bum in /brit/ earlier? She was standing outside with her ass bare. I could have sworn it was here but now I can't find it again.
for me, it's the ordinary
simple
Great post
Deano
Deano
Centrist dad
Kino
there's some scary big words on the back he doesn't understand so his grug brain immediately went to cancer
Fucking English eh?
caved in and got the late night kebab ordered. uber eats forks out 50% off deals every which way while the government does NOTHING
matgeek nigga
>They are utterly servile cowards to those above them but utterly cruel tyrants to those below them.
could genuinely be describing the english here mate
We need a Generalplan Africa, Generalplan India, Generalplan South America, and Generalplan China.
This is one of the best gimmicks imo
I used to pay £20 for top grade 1.5g and it used to buff out like a eighth when grinded and make as many joints.
Id meet people who would brag how they still get 3.5g for £20 and id see it, smell it and smoke some and it would be the leafiest, loose sprayed shit youd ever smoked in your life.
Point is you have to know what you are buying
what a pittance
In the mood to pull my erect penis until sperm shoots out but not a clue what visual stimuli to do it to
What?
dont know what literally any of this means
this
Off to the pub to get pished in the sunshine
Lost the run of myself last time I smoked weed and had a full on breakdown (thankfully I was on my own) not touched it since but done other drugs and none has made me as paranoid or feel as shit as that
different strokes different folks eh ha ha
>exfoliating product
someone limp wrist that fool
god what a right boring cunt you must be to talk to
Do Germans just get used to separable prefixes at the end of the sentence? Like do their eyes dart over to the preposition or whatever ending the sentence so they know what the verb is or do they have to wait until finishing it to grasp the meaning fully
Weird language
it mean he don smoke-a da erb, mon
a million beers
Shut the living fuck.
GDP E242
sucking on choclate pieces until they go soft in my mouth mm yummy ymmu clockcolate got my sweeties choclate tummy
cant do drugs because what if i lose control and reveal how much of a virgin freak i am to everyone who respects me
might buy an ice cream van
my life isn't a gimmick
finished my bottle of Honey Jack Daniels and away for a little lie down now x
Faaaaaaat boyyyyyyy FAT!
I only use to consume the best drugs when i partied
minecraft sam
grinded
Might start a gimmick where I watch a new film every day
GDP
ummm yikes?
'ce
One shot eh?
not interested you boring cunt
they already know honey x
I used to pay £20 for top grade 1.5g and it used to buff out like a eighth when grinded and make as many joints.
Id meet people who would brag how they still get 3.5g for £20 and id see it, smell it and smoke some and it would be the leafiest, loose sprayed shit youd ever smoked in your life.
Point is you have to know what you are buying
did that lad ever report that ice cream van to the council?
ketamin, coke, fent, speed, heroin, codeine, morphine, oxys, crack, xanax, diazepam, weed, MDA, MDMA, LSD, 2CB. Done it all mate.
na they've seen me with some fit birds and assumed i was shagging them but i wasnt in reality haha
I bet your fun at parties
What?
and your favourite?
for me it's nicking a bit of this from mumberg every now and again
done most of those too but never xanax surprisingly
cant imagine being a welsh nationalist, like being a nationalist for my back garden
My karma ran over your dogma
BAGPIPES.
reuse
211223635
good lad. go on mate, wash it down with a pack of tim tams and 2l of pepsi.
more fun than a boring cunt like you
any opiate except for fentanyl
MDMA is a close second
oh. my. days.
and 69-FAG-POO?
I would very much like to read a list of drugs you've done in alphabetical order
I used to look like that and say that
Wonder what this lad is up to now
Delete!!!
he's fucked it
/brit/ icon 190 was a Welsh nationalist
He never left his bedroom however, was in his mid-40s, and was a virgin incel freak with delusions of stepping foot outside. I suspect all Welsh nationalists fit this model
*190bot booting up*
66 you NEWCUNT
absolute buffoon
Probably a supervisor at his Dad's roofing company
Shut the living fuck!!!
finally, i can blogpost about skincare
bioré deep pore charcoal cleanser
panoxyl 10% benzoyl peroxide cream
neutrogena hyaluronic acid gel cleanser
dr. teal’s rosewater toner
neutrogena retinol serum
(insert korean) snail mucin serum
olay regenerist micro-sculpting cream
i stopped aging 8 years ago. i prefer a long list of cheaper products to fewer expensive ones with more ingredients.
Trust the system.