/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

Ive nevet fucked without a condom

I've only stuck my fingers and tongue and face in a vagina, been waiting for a proper girlfriend before I stick my penis in there

I've never fucked

It's not as big of a difference as people say. I've had condoms break and not realized it

I've never

I NEEEEEVVERRRRR
*Mr Brightside guitar riff intensifies*

Jerked off to lesbians

did you gain their consent for objectifying them?

Only based if amateur or yuri

it better be amateur

Never say never
I will fight you forever

How much would it cost for you to let a guy grab your waist and clap your cheeks

We did it bros. Globohomo lost in the Fatherland.

I do this every day
Can't imagine jerking off to porn with penises and gross men grunting with their gross men voices.

uhh like 5 dorra sucky sucky?

That guy who jerked off to lesbians didn’t deserve that many (you)s

Poland?

My wife signed up for jiu jitsu lessons

I would like to live in Pittsburgh.

she's trying to fuck her instructor

Home wrecker!

length

width

heighth

Antisemitism doesn't mean you hate jews.

Antisemitism means jews hate you.

This is very concerning if true
Maybe my dick really IS broken and i barely feel a fucking thing snd it isnt just the condoms
Ive already figured out blowjobs are kinda mid cause of it
Bros im scared

Maybe my dick really IS broken and i barely feel a fucking thing snd it isnt just the condoms

nigga got dat death grip

It's a documented phenomenon that women who overuse vibrators can reach a point where they cannot orgasm from anything else

healthline.com/health/healthy-sex/ways-to-increase-male-sensitivity#lifestyle

Masturbation is healthy, but if the frequency of your handy treats is causing a problem, taking a break for a week or two can help get your penis feeling back to itself.

a week or two

Do they fucking understand what theyr4 asking for her
Ive managed that like once ever in 15 years

It was written by a woman

hand treats

Muammar Gaddafi with one of his female bodyguards

finna bouta

I am valued productive member of society
I deserve many good things

I think I like Zeal

Lol that sounds funny

I’m not apart of society

Gave myself a little cut on my finger but I sucked on it for a while and it's okay now

Yes, about 3 months till I move

goodnight

Good luck on your endeavors

Thank you <3.

India is a crazy place
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hijra_(South_Asia)

it's cute when you goon

I wish i was real street thug a real ghetto nigger a downright gangster with face tatoos and a metal chain striding gangster like astride legs akimbo yelling yo whats up nigger to my homies on the bloc
For realz

Go party in Krakow for me, dawg
I'm banned from a bar there because my friend jumped over the bar table and my other friend puked on the floor and I accidentally knocked someone's drink out of their hand

The farts, though not increasing in intensity or volume, have become more frequent and come easier with less strain

Kurwa...

gn cumbo

That's about to be me in a minute

Your asshole is losing its tensile integrity

Zora's Domain [12 Hours] - Zelda Ocarina of Time

SK and ON just signed free trade agreement. Americans BTFO.

Yeah soon I'll be fully prolapsed like goatse

What's ON? Oriental Nation's?

I lived in krakow for years actually. I have fond memories. But I will try to find a smaller town or rural village to settle in now.

American Wheat and Faggotry exporters in shambles

I never had Zelda for my 64 so I cannot relate. I did play an insane amount of Mario 64 though.

youtube.com/watch?v=7RKRQOlDDDk

I wish i was real office professional a real suburbanite caucasian a downright productive citizen without tattoos and a wedding ring striding orderly like legs moving methodically calmly addressing my friend how are you? to my next door neigbhor
For sure

That guy had a wife and kids

Never had ocarina of time on 64

feel bad for you breh that shit's magical

Iceland anon I bet you cannot match this photo with your knives. Behold $2300ish worth of Beastmen.

Song of storms is so good

Pretty cool, but in terms of price, my knives are far more expensive

How many bitches you pull with this

That’s just one army thobeit

I have slept with 19 women. 16 if you count ones I didn’t have to pay.

I know it's my one regret aside from losing my copy of Perfect Dark at a party (pretty sure someone stole it).
I have played Zelda DX for my Gameboy Color and it was really great. I get why Zelda games were so popular. Shame they haven't made anything modern with that world (Switch garbage doesn't count).

I still haven't had anyone explain to me the difference between Warhammer and Warhammer 40k

Henry Cavill is that you?

40k has robots and space battles

but like is the lore connected?

No

Well, a bit
They both have the same chaos gods

Warhammer is Fantasy. There is magic and demons and up to Renaissance guns and a lot of classic fantasy tropes. Humans, elves, dwarfs, orcs along with more outlandish races like Lizardmen or the Chinese. 40k is a sci fi with demons and aliens and demon worshippers. I play both, just not age of sigmar ( tranny game ). That pic before was for my Beastmen. Who are creations of the warping energy of Chaos, mainly humans mutated and turned into hateful, jealous and rapey goatmen. Pic related depicts the initial creation of the Beastmen.

gn cum bums

youtube.com/watch?v=5Smz5y62AWA

"I believe that sex before marriage is a sin. A woman should remain pure so she can celebrate the joy of the bridal bed." - Sasha Grey

There is overlap in the chaos gods as others have said. But other than the same chaos gods there is no overlap,well some demons of each of the evil gods also appear the same in both settings but that’s about it

my foreskin didn't retract all the way until I started having sex with my girlfriend/lost my virginity at age 30, anyone else? it's still pretty tight but I think it's getting used to being pulled back

neat, thanks

Your foreskin is losing its elasticity because her vaginal acid is dissolving it

women are so evil

For me its phantom dancer

damn

good evening c, u and m

really hope you don't play either of the windshitters

When i stop masturbating for several days i gain the ability to levitate several inches

So women can dissolve our foreskins but we can't dissolve a vagina?
Why?

its the tradeoff for not having periods or giving birth

same that’s why i beat off every day because i know i would use my powers for evil

thinking about Kanye West

I had tight foreskin when I was younger and it used to cause me anxiety. Managed to pull it back when I was around 13 or 14.
How come you lived to 30 with yours? Didn't you get regular infections? I used to when I was really young.

Your stomach can dissolve food but it doesn't dissolve itself

Me fr

that's because our stomach is lined with protective mucus

You are really benevolent, wow

binlanddd
helstinkyyy

If you got super strength and durability then you would become a hero
If you got insibility then you would use the powers to be a villain

Miss this nigga like you wouldn't believe.
youtube.com/watch?v=o02uSZ--PFc

I would scare the shit out of people if I could turn invisible
make them think ghosts are real

I'm throwing out all my ice cream

Truly villainous behavior

I’m in Europe, countin’ Euros, sippin’ on that vino (vino)
Italy, my pasta wavy, call it Tarantino (woo)
Paris with the drip, I’m lookin’ like a keynote (uh-huh)
Eiffel in my view, baguettes around my peep-hole (bling)

Switzerland the wrist cold, lookin’ like a ski slope (ice)
UK got the steppers, raincoat with the big coat (brr)
Germany, I’m autobahn, I’m speedin’ with no cheat code (skrrt)
Spain, I’m on siesta, roll a blunt then reload (reload)

What could go wrong??? ??? ??? ??? ???

This is an attractive womab

Oh God he's here

Eat shit on the table.

I got super strength i would body slam celebrities and force them to eat my shit
If i had invisibility i would be gooning in women's locker rooms
Make of this what you will

The Egyptian pedophile? Yes, indeed he's here.
Some interesting lore, the vast majority of Egyptians don't speak English, so this guy probably comes from an educated background, making his mental illness even more perplexing

I know the thing about boys wishing they could turn invisible so they could sneak to the girls locker room, but voyeurism was never attractive to me because I knew girls fart when they're alone

Do we know for a fact he's not a bot?

What idg is if you're invisible you could just rape non stop
why limit yourself to staring?

No but I don't think he is, sometimes he acknowledges people's posts and responds semi-coherently

What?

idk never felt the need to pull it back all the way

Didn't you get regular infections?

never had a dick infection

Do dick infections smell as bad as pussy infections?

damn
well good for you anon
I don't remember them smelling, it just hurt

That supports what i said

this woman is 27 years old

mfw

Yeah I want her to sit on my face

white women are finished

One night stand material at best

There's nothing villainous about gooning in women's locker room
Textbook victimless crime
Check your biases

I wish I was a cardassian oppressing those stupid ear ring wearing bajorans
Imagine wearing sick black metal armor and getting to throw those space-jeets into labor camps

I love women so much

this is a 40 year old asian woman

Should I comb my ass hair

Doesn't look a day over 50

Gross, she looks like a doll, artificial

Would strangle someone for some hash browns

Americans are unfairly hated online

goodbye

You're coming back right?

lmao based

I don't get it

are you going to get me borger

I generated fan art of Kitana from Mortal Kombat then touched it up in gimp. Did you enjoy it?

no

is there anything more satisfying than seeing motorcycle cucks ragdolling on the highway

I like big boobs, so yes.

Mortal Kombat became too gore-y. It was better when it was just funny little sprite people, not photo-realistic blood and guts.

In a massive argument with some foreigner in another thread right now, WHY DO PEOPLE TREAT AMERICANS AS A MONOLITH
I don't understand. There are so many of us, why am I lumped in with those I have nothing in common with?

Now you know how black people be feeling

trynna get these hoes

dats 4 real homie dey rayciss honkies say we all thugs n shieet

I don't understand why white people are so kind to browns who are obviously just trampling on them but alas the world is mysterious

I want to have sex with brown women.

Yeah... i have no idea how to solve this in any practical manner

that's easy to do
really just seems like everybody needs to be in their own countries

the experts agree that it's time to goon

max out your credit card!!!!
buy more stuff buy more stuff!!!!!
you dont have enough figurines
you need new nikes
upgrade your computer
upgrade your computer

@grok anime boobies with milk coming out