i didn't make the new
edition
/brit/
go to bed bruce
run out of sleeping tablets haven't i
Czechoslovakia
screawig
just close your eyes nigga
i'll get this round in lads what do you fancy
honestly love how clean and organised japanese workplaces are
brits are complete slobs by comparison
leave me alone lad
red pint for me please lad
uh yeah i'll have a normal pint please mate
none of that nancy muck
40 days and i miss you
i'm so high that i lost my mind
might finish off the last of my heroin and then go catch some z's, got church tomorrow (technically today if you want to be a pedantic prick)
Do it yourself.
*enters the thread*
Smart people see the value in organization
Czechia* or the Czech Republic
Sophie Dee Cum Coat my Throat
classic
I'll have sex on the beach
reckon you'll sleep in and be back on the needles instead personally
Do Australians really say "g'day mate"
Do Australians hate the perception of their country being upside-down
Do Australians hate the portrayal of them in The Simpsons episode Bart vs. Australia where, amongst other daft things, an Australian is quoted as wanting to call bullfrogs 'chazzwazzers'
mass effect drink deals
i'll take red, always
The Nordic will to order.
Eyes are Irish that's why they beat to 15 year old children!
czechoslavia
also turkey is turkey
as shrimple as that
Sophie Dee
What's lost to time is how she called herself this because she looked somewhat like Sophie Dahl (Roald's granddaughter)
Sorry I was busy but I wasn’t trying to wind u up I saw it on Reddit
Do Australians really say "g'day mate"
yes but usually ironically
Do Australians hate the perception of their country being upside-down
no
Do Australians hate the portrayal of them in The Simpsons episode Bart vs. Australia where, amongst other daft things, an Australian is quoted as wanting to call bullfrogs 'chazzwazzers'
no
They also look like fucking insects from another plane. Fucking praying mantis cunts
Simply impossible, sir. I neglect the existence of this Ovni.
CORRRRRRR
Thank you for answering my questions Harold
Get some sleep mate
might grab a bunch of grapes and scran the lot
ASMR.. Him..
They also look like fucking insects from another plane. Fucking praying mantis cunts
don't tell me what to do lad
love the denz
surely you can buy a cheap grinder from most any high street paki shop
?
g'day mate
fuck me that lad on here actually did it
did u hear he reps pooh shiesty and nle choppa?
all the bars in my town regularly run specials on a shitty shot called “blue balls” so you have to ask the bartender to give you blue balls if you want cheap drinks
Do Australians really say "g'day mate"
yes but usually ironically
No they say it with grave seriousness
g'day
my babys got the denz, oh no
I..I thought Rorke was just joking...
ummy
No no no.
Yeah I love Japan and the Japanese are a superior people
*enters /brit/*
Ill have a cheeky Vimto :)
Hamas pledges to free 10 living hostages but seeks permanent ceasefire in response to US plan
mental how shit Palestine has been in this war makes you think they probably shouldn't have done the October attack x
Yeah but the only shop I really go to is Tesco
What?
rorke's opp
*gets you a blue pint, smiling colourblindly*
Leftypol exposed
the totally not a nazi stare
oh you still think they did it?
They should kill all the hostages and live stream the executions
hows he a nazi
:(
c-cheers m8
the lot who claimed they did it and have been at war with Israel for decades? yeah I reckon they probably did
a group of year 7s shouted that they fucked my mum and I had to speed walk off with my back to them because she's dead and I started tearing up
David Murray's office has a warning on its door: "Please be aware: child sexual abuse material being viewed in this room."
The detective constable spends hours examining pictures and watching videos, the worst of which are beyond the stuff of nightmares.
He puts himself through it because he knows the job is important.
#RAPERORKE
They did it to stop the normalisation of relations between Israel and Egypt. Bit off a bit more than they could chew I think
Imagine being a nigger? Utterly mad. Can't even wrap my head around it
What??
my mums dead
um
i smell like beef
watching the kino casino break down the idubbbz/creator clash 3 scam
The new 'eitch
well well well isn't that just convenient?
I am not Swedish.
it's not even that traumatising they're just not really into it
I prefer their DSP coverage
why dont nonces just get this job instead becoming priests or football coaches
When I was in Canada they would say "Cheers" and to me it had a dismissive tone to it. Like if you tipped a waitress she'd be like "Cheers" (thanks now fuck off mate)....rather than a proper thank you
only read 13 books this year which is a disastrous return
Leftypol paying for a subscription to NordVPN to ban evade on Anon Babble.
Turning gaza into zaza: youtube.com
what you implying here lad? what you insinuating? what you alluding to? what exactly are you proposing here?
rorke's da handing his CV in to this place
UMMMMMMMMM
you ever thought about going out and talking to some women
Everyday I eat 3 to 4 mangos and another tropical fruit every morning for free
Not found.
how do you even get a job like this? like where do you even apply though? seriously though
the last thing rorke wants to see when walking down a one way street
nah usually just invite your mum round to my gaff
Alri Floridaman
too fat for my skinny jeans
Put some dirt in my eye XD
the onion jack
He puts himself through it because he knows the job is important.
onion jack
piping up to defend yanks omdz blud
onion jack
oh my days
Virgin islands. The trees are everywhere.
Nvm just found it
jacking it to a .onion
the onion jack
Thanks for the you.
im an antisocial shutin born-again virgin loser
so no
Who can say? Alls I'm doing is asking questions.
onion jack
marks and spencer still not doing online orders absolute pisstake
Oh damn are you on vacation??
Big bag of coins.
onion jack
the onion jack
erm
rorke: im da goat
you cant just take the fruit. it belongs to somebody
think I would just retire from posting on /brit/ if I posted something as bad as onion jack, would just simply never live down the shame
Why would you do that
He's mocking you for being a passive agreesive faggot with framed questions
Think of bloody fists. Punisher.
What's the point of relationships? Any ideas? Asking for a friend
just finished scranning off the BBQ two burgers, two hotdogs, two pieces of chicken, some pork bits and potato salad..... not necessarily in that order. additional items are ready for consumption, but does my stomach have the infrastructure? the issue is pending
if wish I had the energy to have a wank that in depth
screnagugb
I live here. Random fruit is always kind of around.
Linking up your brain with the opposite feminine principle
sex is good for wellbeing
not sure about relationship itself tho
sex is all that matters
supposedly they are rebuilding their entire system from scratch
What?
nah the virgin islands are where he and his kind have been contained
marks and spencer
fuck off billionaire
Today is Client Eastward’s 95th birthday.
The Ukraine's air defense system is a total failure.
I am looking for sex. Do you mind?
had a kebab for dinner, the brown biomass man didn't even heat it up properly
how would you know mr french man
Mad how I paid for it with my tax money
The phone rang.
a fistful of meds
for one day more
the dementia, the diabetes and the arthritis
had a lovely date night with the missus xoxo
What are the ages of your other clients?
wait is that true? I thought we were doing a bit together...
sincerely hope you guys know calling it the onion jack was deliberate
housemate is loudly shagging his ftm partner upstairs
rather strange that the thing has a pussy and leaves tampons in the bathroom bin but I have to walk on egg shells and cannot slip out the word she or else I'm literally evil
They like it :)
I can't trick them.
guys (plural)
they're onto us
i once went to get into my weedmans car and didnt see the guy in the passenger because of the window tint. then i went to get in the back and there were 2 fellas in the back as well. he called me an idiot which i dont think was fair because i couldnt have known
we were doing a bit together my friend ignore that horribly yank
YAS, love it
bradleyposters get board so start mispelling in order to spam their shit godawful gimmick
i'm not french i am ban evading and i work in retail
not quite available to watch in my country this video
thought these were rare ginger swans and their tails were the necks from the thumbnail
Can’t say, client confidentiality and that.
lost one of my syringes, knowing my luck i'll find it again by stepping on it
or worse, mumstein will find it and discover i'm a junkie
love coombait in my media and personally think you have to an immense poof not to
wonder if ginger swans get bullied like ginger people
JANNY!!!!!!
your life would improve if the only person who cares about you found out
once got into my late 30s white dealer's car for weed and he was on his own in the car listening to indian music, like if you google stereotypical indian music that's what he was listening to
was quite bizarre
tim and eric are unfunny cancer culture faggots
she already knows unless you just started
lad at work asked me if I had seen that show Wednesday and I'm now convinced he's a closet poof
still not really possible to peruse this on my planetary premises
Guy looks at my phone in gym
Sees me looking up suicide methods
Now he tries to be nice to me
Why are people so fake
no it wouldn't she'd scream at me and then i'd want to do even more drugs to bury the emotional pain
few thing penger than a lush green bean
incel in the picture doesnt need to be one hes cute id shag his arse
did you give him a blowie for some weed?
its good whats the problem
seems the uploader has not made this video available in my country
Dark fruits weather this
Emma Watson doing some feet-on-thigh reverse cowgirl with me.
love green beans esp stringless but their nutritional value is shit tier unfortunately
seeing someone who might be seriously struggling and deciding to be nice to them? how is that fakery?
Why do you think they're "cancer culture faggots?"
why is always deano types like this who drink dark fruits
tf
tp
it would get worse before it gets better but it would absolutely get better, change and growth is painful and when you're living under a rock change is as simple as someone lifting the rock and seeing what the fuck you're doing
I mean it just seems fake he has no reason to care if I hang myself but the gym is the only thing keeping me jumping in front of cars
how so
35 years old no husband no kids
definitely a lezzo
Based.
Business idea: steal the catbergs
I personally think 'cism should treat himself to a lovely big hit of the ol' china white, or chinky white as I've been known to call it
bewildering way to think about food
I personally think that the old 'ism should 'ent on the old 'but with a bit of the old 'ing and 'ong if you know what I'm 'aying
you have autism. being nice to someone is a normal response if you observe something alarming like them googling suicide methods
that kind of night yk x
I personally think that the old 'ism should 'ent on the old 'but with a bit of the old 'ing and 'ong if you know what I'm 'aying
bbc.co.uk
pooiest niggers on the planet volume 34
why dont brits do interesting things with their beans like mexicans instead of serving it in tomato sauce and calling it a day
um um um
foy
who was the first person you knew personally that you wanked off to?
for me it was James from my geography class. but he trooned out after so it isn't gay
installed linux again
already getting annoyed why cant there just be a lifetime version of windows 7/10 with infinite security updates sick of it SICK OF ITTT
mental health filters doing wonders
Well honestly I wish people would let me die
I can't remember what I posted an hour ago you expect me to remember that?
my mum is not a sympathetic woman in the slightest, she would not help me, nor would she inspire me to help myself, she'd simply get pissed off and maybe refuse to speak to me for a week or two and that would be the end of it
this nigga uses troonix lmao
you ever think about homoerotic /brit/ is with the amount of posts made about wanking and gay sex jokingly or otherwise?
Emma Watson pooing during sex.
rebecca sarah louise natalie
gay penis porn
pissing in a twink's face
My child, Nancy, and her brother, James. They were so young -- maybe 2 or 3. When they're that young and their pineal glands are firing off on all cylinders, the nectar tastes the best
think this photo is from the video where the stepmom is hoovering and catches the lad wanking in the bathroom but the lad is like 32
finally met my streamer
and what do mexicans do with their beans thats got you so enamoured?
My child,
UM
her name was kate who was a few years above me when I was at school
Waa?
SECRET BLUE that's most likely to have the GHB
right well that's a pic of some lad wearing lipstick with his small cock out
girl diarrhea’d on me mid shag once. i still have nightmares. high school is not the time or place for anal lemme tell ta
I have idealistic views of how intimate a homoromantic relationship might be because I don't know any gays nor do I watch gay porn so in my head it remains untainted by the disgusting realities of the truth, so what?
um um UM
pringles for tea
Can we not?
they add cilantro
didn't realise it was mentally ill naked bloke posting hour
the disabled
rachel starr
it is now that you're here (and queer)
im mentally ill and a bloke and posting
only half naked though
enjoy your ads when you're forced to switch to win11 goof
in /brit/, every hour is mentally ill naked bloke posting hour
such a cute clit and such a tight fanny you can hardly even see the opening
nahhhhh no way they added racismlad to skyrim
omdsssssss
outrageously good dindins well done me
fucking hell her lips are designed to service horny lads
Hayfeverberg has absolutely filled me in today
One of the gayest allergies you can get
bruh this this a gamechanger
love are dsp. phil just cant stop winning
Sven GORAN Ericsson
Idk.
name PLZ
you lads ever miss the days of staying up past midnight to have a furious 10 minute speed wank to the Red Hot TV free preview on Sky when everyone else was asleep?
We thinking flannel or work shirt (collared + long sleeve) for a date. Running on 4 hours of sleep. Clean shaven, of course, always.
Don't call her that.
can just do this lad
Listening to Shrek on the telly in the background and the sweet sounding romantic dialogue just makes me start crying for some reason, don’t even have any thoughts about it, just think I have some kind of mental illness which causes this
TROONS IN THE TRAPHOUSE AIRING SOON
brit brit patapim
don't 99% of those step-sibling/parent videos start with the girl catching the lad wanking?
corr looking forward to never watching this
I don't know why suicide is such a bad thing why should I bother to be kept alive or convinced I should live if my life sucks? Wouldn't I be doing the world a service we have 8 billion people who are better than me
what game should i play tonight while i watch the football?
we have 8 billion people who are better than me
cap. they're most jeets
Possible.
corr nice little time saver that thanks lad
Because there are so many more interesting things to do than killing yourself
most of those billions are thirdies who are npcs
you only come here to whine about your life you actual teenage girl
you should do it
I agree with this but only for yanks
playing oblivion
PSG XI (4-3-3): Donnarumma; Hakimi, Marquinhos, Pacho, Nuno Mendes; João Neves, Vitinha, Fabián Ruiz; Doué, Dembélé, Kvaratskhelia.
Inter Milan XI (3-5-2): Sommer; Pavard, Acerbi, Bastoni; Dumfries, Barella, Calhanoglu, Mkhitaryan, Di Marco; Martinez, Thuram.
I want it so bad.
like getting dubs
soulless
Due to chronic health stuff, I cannot work. Think it's about 9k a year I receive. I have not used my heating in nearly 2 years, hot water gets turned on maybe once a week. This past winter, prob had 4 layers nearly all the time....
flannels are gay in the way that women don’t like
nigga named dumfries am creasin
I value my life less than Jeets I wish I was never born but God is cruel
With you.
yeah?
footy in a bit
Texas Hold'em
my favstian BPD cousin…
quite fond of suzanne hamilton's hairy muff in 1984
Save the beard.
Zero stars
Zero flair
barely any actual french or italian players
just a team of robots
modern football all boring crap
can't play that myself
its going to be a real slurper, i can feel it
you play with your knob by yourself
Yikes, bit of a buzz kill, lad, innit?
wrong
Do I look Anglo-Saxon?
ffs never gonna get the source for that tiny cocked tran am i
Get it.
not sure how people can play the same exact game with updated graphics
it's so one dimensional. how are you not bored already?
well then lads it seems like this is the last /brit/
I am the Celt.