/brit/

LOVELY FUCKING VIDEO GAMES edish

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Best boss entrance

Never said you were meant to enjoy it. Was just saying what the appeal is for those who do enjoy them, lad

Go and do a computer course and learn how to be a retard level 1 helpdesk bitch and get paid just resetting passwords

There is literally not a single good soulsborne game it’s all the same dodge hit dodge hit slop for people with autism who need repetition

Speaking of good games I am replaying ghost of tsushima atm

Bone cancer in children?!! Don't you dare!!! godfag!!! Don't you dare tell me it's justified!!!!

sometimes it just bugs out for a day or 2 presumably because of an update or a google update

Battyman, pussyhole and buntyman, suk ya mum

you know now that i think of it the last game i played was fifa 2006 almost 20 years ago

schizo elf

Just started Ghost of Tsushima and I LOVE it. Great story, challenging but fair combat, beautiful world and environment, good enemy AI. Just amazing. Fucking hyped up for the sequel in Hokkaido too. Hokkaido is my favourite part of Japan.

Central London is so great. Wish I wasn't a broke cunt.

kill yourself

Radiant Candice

Eh, I liked Nioh. Mostly because Saoirse spoke acutal Irish

If you mean strictly the soulsborne games then eh, you've a point. I liked darks souls 2 since I liked the areas in it but the gameplay is pretty basic

Use firefox over chrome

rapelad

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thinking of righting a book about /brit/ and our adventures in the internet space

Rorkes creps (on the bus)

eldritchslop

Giselle Gewelle

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i only wear new balance shoes

Mark's a literal wehraboo

the volvo prowler is here

Tell me more about her

Parking Pataweyo simply MUST be on the list

Sadhbh, the girl who screamed at the mexican lad who was creeping on her

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top 5 video games:
outer wilds
soma
braid
furi

that's it actually can't trhink of a 5th one

if you were to make a film about a woman who gets bitten by a werewolf and slowly develops lupine features but who also suffers with image problems that make her nervous and underweight then this is the face I would picture

Cmon think of a 5th one

Chief Rain-In-The-Face

rorke:

wee pyjama fella

are nell

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Canslad's top five video games

Judge Dredd (1986)
Judge Dredd (1991)
Judge Dredd (1995)
Judge Dredd (1997)
Dredd vs. Death

Bad girls smoke ciggies huh

got radio 5 live on

The Republic of North Macedonia (né The Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia, or FYROM)

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fucking high kino on itv4 ive been sitting here since the ucl final and i think i could watch this film every year of my life and never tire of it

defenestrating a wank

Concerts and festivals are abysmal. Nobody actually enjoys being at these things. Paying for the privilege of sitting (or fucking standing) in a pissing crowd listening to distorted, overly-loud music is not fun. Festivals are just concerts except you have to sleep in a muddy tent. Crowd is all around you so you can't leave to get a drink or go for a piss. Music is all rubbish these days too, no mainstream artist is worth anything.

Pub gigs are far superior. Drinks on tap, comfy seat, comfy atmosphere. Music is actually often better than whatever autotune hip hoppedy roohaahoo is available at the concert. Only times I've enjoyed listening to live music have been in pubs, simple as.

Previous winner, not added.

Ok i didn't know gifs worked, but they do. Added.
Duplicate. Not added.

All others added.

don't know what any of this zoomer trannyslop is and don't care to know

Carlybender

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all normie activity is geared towards having sex
thats the whole point
means to an end

You actually in Sadhbh? Impressive, lad

when the axe came into the forest, the trees said

the handle is one of us

all shite except braid and outer wilds

fallen soldiers

which "philospher" said that?

whos second from left

Chris Finch
Bloody good rep

irowannawait
for our lIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIfe to be ow ver

Depends on the actual acts
The venue is kind of irrelevant

I've seen good shows in small places and big places

The deathbed confession of William the Conqueror. According to Orderic, this is what William said:

'I've persecuted the natives of England beyond all reason, whether gentle or simple. I have cruelly oppressed them and unjustly disinherited them, killed innumerable multitudes by famine or the sword and become the barbarous murderer of many thousands both young and old of that fine race of people.'

5 SPOTS LEFT

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YORKSHIRE
YORKSHIRE
YORKSHIRE

Based lad
Nicer than than that lad Cromwell

Ariana Grande

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Maximus Boshius

it's quite funny how the Normans ended up somewhat larping as Anglo-Saxons as soon as they could. started marrying into all the old dynasties. Had it not been for the White ship disaster we would have had a King called Ætheling again. Plus there's quite a funny speech where King Edward (the 1st maybe 2nd) starts talking about how the French were threatening the ancient rights of Anglo-Saxons.

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are you sueposter

no but my filenames are poking fun at his xx i dont really have 3000 carlypics

does he still post here? swear I haven't seen him in donkeys

noble and majestic countenance

great phenotype
need a wife that looks like this

warwick davis's wife

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yeah she's the girl from the bingo ads on the chase
she had a youtube channel and then disappeared
nice feet too

no
he turned normie and got a jap gf

Need to stop eating so much junkfood. Getting a bit embarrassing having spots at 23 because I just gorge on Doritos when I get broed.

Added.
Sadly a generic atheist tribute has already won. Not added.

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cheeky arsewank on the cards for anyone else? xx

what a quitter

Ariana used to be very active on Tumblr and she posted very pro-anorexia/eating disorder content often. Diet and exercise plans, photos that were just body checks (showing off particular areas of one’s body that they’re proud of, usually something like a very thin arm or protruding collarbone). She has also recently (publicly) liked memes on IG about drinking black coffee all day on an empty stomach.

She and Cynthia Erivo also talked about sending each other voice notes from the treadmill to motivate each other to work out, which in context of everything else is also very disordered (people with ED will sometimes have a competitive friend to inspire them to “work harder”). And Cynthia has lost a ton of weight this past year as well, and she previously was perfectly fit and healthy looking like Ariana.

It’s really sad to see because eating disorders are hellish. I think so many people bring up Chadwick Boseman as a reason to not talk about celebrity’s bodies, and these public figures are absolutely ripped to shreds about their appearance.

However, Ariana almost certainly, based on her past behaviors and current worrisome appearance, is suffering a relapse of ED. It’s very upsetting and I really hope she gets the help she needs to be healthy and safe. Anorexia/bulimia are the most dangerous mental conditions because once your body consumes all extra fat, it starts consuming muscle, and your heart weakens drastically as a result. The Andrew Tates of the world are disgusting and this has nothing to do with how “attractive” she is - it’s about being worried for her and the very real danger of being in active eating disorder.

rank the flavours, then name a dip to eat with each one
I'll tell you why you're wrong

for me it's Rosamaria

nary a syllable of that novel

muito obrigado irmao x

swifties like to call her "anorexiana"

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chili heatwave > regular ones >>>>> cool-ranch
don't eat it with any dips

bit tipsy

they also love to call ariana a homewrecker xx

redditflags S T I L L down

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flavour ranking is correct, dip neglect is unforgivable though
bit of a dickhead really aren't you come to think of it

love the erm, phenotype

are the dips really that important?

should i get a redditflag when they're back up? x

Alien is a stupid franchise. Supposedly these creatures are the peak of evolution but they are just screeching retarded killing machines like overgrown pitbulls. And then we meet the engineer, supposedly a godlike being, and all he does is wake up and throw a retard tantrum and go off to kill everyone.

We need more movies where the aliens are actually intelligent

um... dunno xx
only 2 or 3 of us even use it these days xx

what is "redditflags"

an extension where u can see county flags

Which ones are "regular"? For me it's tangy cheese, and a hot salsa. Dry doritos is grim.

and you never thought to form some sort of off-site communication when there was loads?
silly you!
i'm gonna be hulllad >~<

what's mine then

are the dips really that important?

bristolflagger wont add me on discord and doesnt want to go see rebecca black or magbay with me :/

cool-ranch

FOYC

gayland

you only see those who have it
no one uses it anymore

Lads, cans status please

cross-dresser tried to get me to pose for him yesterday
said no as I think he likes having his willard sucked rather than sucking the willards of others

what does bristolflagger post? are they the other trannyspammer?

Tangy cheese are the regular ones. I cannot imagine dips making it *that* much better.

cool original is the worst plain flavour but elevates to the best with a hot salsa dip

Spaino said you're a 37 year old "twink" who abuses me because I am pretty and feminine and you look like Phil Mitchell with an emo haircut. Is this true?

Republic of Macciedees

no cans for me as it's toil on the morrow
might have a wee dram of glenmorangie to send me off into the land of nod

nah the trannyspammer doesn't use redditflags

i'm younger than you and earn 3x as much

scranulated too many yesterday
drinking water

the new salt and vinegar doritos are insanely good

so when's this hunger game things going to kick off?

erm
bit gay that, lad. The toil on Sunday

Asprin and more cans

Just seen a freak get sent flying

alexander of northern maccas

middle of june you impatient bastard

when I get broed

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Dips are the only reason to eat doritos.

i'm younger than you and earn 3x as much

You're fatter than me and eat 3x as much

unironically met phil mitchell in tesco express

I am gay
x

why is cornwall throwing shade at the only tranny?

that's your type DUMMY

Tranner got this cunt on the ropes

*presents pooey hairy arsehole*
well.. what are you waiting for

Kek Spaino was right we got a meltdown in progress

another episode of i cant tell if this person has a scottish or irish accent

streets dont forget kentqt

kemi bundanoch

neither you dolt
he just has turbo incel voice

be you mighty?

not talking about the autistic tranny it was completely unrelated to that

there's a new autismo at work
speaks with such a slow droning monotone voice
constantly apologetic
cringe

u get sacked then ? LOL

there's no other possible context to your post

be nice

You can be as gay as you want, lad.
I'm not commenting on that. You're not what I'm calling gay. I'm calling toil on a Sunday gay. In the same way the Latvian toilSadhbh might call it gay when they're out of her favourite sandwhich in the Tescos

vapes banned at midnight

started at a new workplace this week
my voice is a bit weird but hope no one thinks I'm cringe

be you mighty men of valour?

I HATE THIS WINDOWS VISTA TONIGHT

I know bossman wouldn't do me like that
he'll keep me sorted

people blogpost out of the blue all of the time

CARRY WATER IN A BASKET

will hit £100k in savings by august

and how will this reduce smoking?

When is this hunger games starting? I have to be up at 5:20 am for toil and I want to see if my wifey Giselle wins

no clue why you're lying about this tbqh lad

does "hunger games" remind you of being bulimic?

theres no hunger games

i just larped for (you)s

thank you, have a good night

what you gonna spend all that on then

what are you going to spend it on?

what is sir keir starmer saturday night routine?

rental property and some tranny onlyfans

it's free on the internet max my dear
when will you learn

Is Bradders still available?

i can afford to support content creators happy to do it hun xx

lola young is really the ultimate munter brit rose

Any BIG tunes going?

gets into stripey pyjamas and sleeping hat at 8pm
drinks ovaltine
asleep by 9pm

she's an 8 here
our biofems are diabolical

they will need

mad how we don't in the fucking slightest, but it would mean telling boomers and big business "no" so it will inevitably happen

erm right, lads. I'm the only one on the cans?

English ENGLISH rose you CUNT

UM

The fellows from Yoreham came round did they?

Well that's a lass with a bigger cock than mine.

why's he not starting the hunger games then
did he die? did something happen to him?

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
2
MANY
DJS

cute... add me on discord x

saw it
saved it

shoot I missed it

don't think he does it on the same day as the reaping

I have my wee dram x

Might go on one of them omegle apps later and start screaming slurs at people again while drunk
For a laugh like x

then he should be executed in broad daylight
most likely when he's leaving his house in the morning

Spaino owns half of Chester

has anyone told chester?

bit excessive

I'm going to sleep if the hunger games starts without me I'll have a fucking bad meltdown in the morning

*kicks you in the balls*

time for a nice oily wank

spaino, you're always having a meltdown
you'll probably start with the tranny porn tonight

ah there it is

just accidentally saw a F1nn arsewank video, ugh

where

max is a genuine fiend and I'm tired of pretending he's not

um sex

see I just wanked to hetero porn so all these trannards have no effect on me

Good LORD those lips are sexy! Want them and her tongue around my ringpiece right now.

need those thighs wrapped around my neck corrrr

simpcity

sergio georgini

Nice one

get the pure satire posted

gayest general outside of Anon Babble

All tributes have been selected. We apologise for this delay caused by technical difficulties in The Office.
Let's give a big cheer to District 11, one of the first ever all-female districts!

(Commencing soon...)

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mad how there's so many adepts of arsewank on /brit/ and they just consider themselves normal straight men x

only one person in district 9

can I place bets

putting the Sadhbh with the black

Lad, bad mistake.

SO BACK

might cum x

too soon

don't

happy pride month huns!!! xx

um month

Oh yeah it's 'scam faggot month'

"MAY" HUNGER GAMES BEGIN

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you've never even taken dick, poser

no catberg?

First blood at the bloodbath.

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No dog with you today, David?

mad lad waited until sacked tranny went to sleep

carlybender is savage

Nell no ;_;

NELL FOR FUCKS SAKE

The gang assembles

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would be quite funny if warwick davis's wife dies of sepsis

Sacked tyranny on suicide watch

erm
I think you need to redo that, lad

The violence carries on into the night

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scared for that little monkey fella

sleeping around rapelad

monkey is playing a dangerous game

Another 2v2 in the arena!

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My dad spends his free time scrolling tiktok and playing streamer bait simulator games.

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redhead on first dates looks a bit like the ex-toil transfu

Carlybender sprains her ankle while running away from rapelad

OH N-

running away from rapelad

SCREAMING

um

Another 5 out makes it 10

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choon

Stalkers and freezers on the third day

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RIP CARLYBENDER DEAD

total monkey victory

if only he hadn't insisted on being nude all the time

y'all gay as hell

right, need to get myself ready to go out
bars are almost at kicking out time

erm

5+5+5 = 15

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isn't 190 a previous winner or am i mistaken

rip in piece warwick davis's wife

A rare but silent night at last for our tributes!

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What happened was we reached the moon
But lost in space, I think we got there all too soon
But you know what? I'm comin' back for you, baby
I'm comin' back for you

With competitors dying out at a rapid rate, The Feast begins early.

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Going to be fucking fuming if Ariana Grande wins

carpooling
The act of two people laying end to end while simultaneously utilizing a double ended dildo for mutual pleasure.

why? she deserves it xx

That should say Night3.

she's got absolutely nothing to do with /brit/ or british culture

WHAT'S POPPIN GEN Y HOMIES!?! Fo' shizzle my nizzles! Metallica released their second album, St Anger, after their first album, Reload! Also, Limp Bizkit's new song Behind Blue Eyes, which Fred says he wrote himself. They have such deep songs, like Papa Roach and Linkin Park.

Whaddya mean "Rock went to shit in 1997"? Homeslice, 97 is what got me *into* rock.

Who's Iron Maiden? What's a "Ride the Lightning"?

mad how her wikipedia article is as heavily protected as israel

ari is obviously /brit/ culture
don't you remember manchester 2017?
heartless bastard

Possibly the shortest EVER /brit/ games reaches only the 4th day.

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F0Y

ari still donates christmas presents to manchester childrens hospitals every year

The deaths finally slow down as the population inside the arena plummets.

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wee pyjama fella did well
f

can an arsed up life be unarsed

depends

only if you change your name and emigrate and cut off all contact with your old life