LOVELY FUCKING VIDEO GAMES edish
/brit/
Best boss entrance
Never said you were meant to enjoy it. Was just saying what the appeal is for those who do enjoy them, lad
Go and do a computer course and learn how to be a retard level 1 helpdesk bitch and get paid just resetting passwords
There is literally not a single good soulsborne game it’s all the same dodge hit dodge hit slop for people with autism who need repetition
Speaking of good games I am replaying ghost of tsushima atm
Tributes are being called up from all 12 districts of /brit/, the May hunger games are upon us!
Submissions with an image and name will take priority. Previous winners (i.imgur.com
brantsteele.net
Bone cancer in children?!! Don't you dare!!! godfag!!! Don't you dare tell me it's justified!!!!
sometimes it just bugs out for a day or 2 presumably because of an update or a google update
Battyman, pussyhole and buntyman, suk ya mum
you know now that i think of it the last game i played was fifa 2006 almost 20 years ago
schizo elf
MEGA MOUSEY
Just started Ghost of Tsushima and I LOVE it. Great story, challenging but fair combat, beautiful world and environment, good enemy AI. Just amazing. Fucking hyped up for the sequel in Hokkaido too. Hokkaido is my favourite part of Japan.
Central London is so great. Wish I wasn't a broke cunt.
kill yourself
Radiant Candice
Eh, I liked Nioh. Mostly because Saoirse spoke acutal Irish
If you mean strictly the soulsborne games then eh, you've a point. I liked darks souls 2 since I liked the areas in it but the gameplay is pretty basic
Use firefox over chrome
rorke's opp
rapelad
thinking of righting a book about /brit/ and our adventures in the internet space
new creps
Rorkes creps (on the bus)
eldritchslop
Giselle Gewelle
i only wear new balance shoes
Mark's a literal wehraboo
the volvo prowler is here
Tell me more about her
Consider the fact that I will have a German gf.
Parking Pataweyo simply MUST be on the list
rapebrad
Sadhbh, the girl who screamed at the mexican lad who was creeping on her
fruitylad
top 5 video games:
outer wilds
soma
braid
furi
that's it actually can't trhink of a 5th one
if you were to make a film about a woman who gets bitten by a werewolf and slowly develops lupine features but who also suffers with image problems that make her nervous and underweight then this is the face I would picture
Cmon think of a 5th one
Chief Rain-In-The-Face
rorke:
wee pyjama fella
are nell
Canslad's top five video games
Judge Dredd (1986)
Judge Dredd (1991)
Judge Dredd (1995)
Judge Dredd (1997)
Dredd vs. Death
This lad
Bad girls smoke ciggies huh
got radio 5 live on
The Republic of North Macedonia (né The Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia, or FYROM)
monkey
fucking high kino on itv4 ive been sitting here since the ucl final and i think i could watch this film every year of my life and never tire of it
defenestrating a wank
Clint Eastward
Concerts and festivals are abysmal. Nobody actually enjoys being at these things. Paying for the privilege of sitting (or fucking standing) in a pissing crowd listening to distorted, overly-loud music is not fun. Festivals are just concerts except you have to sleep in a muddy tent. Crowd is all around you so you can't leave to get a drink or go for a piss. Music is all rubbish these days too, no mainstream artist is worth anything.
Pub gigs are far superior. Drinks on tap, comfy seat, comfy atmosphere. Music is actually often better than whatever autotune hip hoppedy roohaahoo is available at the concert. Only times I've enjoyed listening to live music have been in pubs, simple as.
Previous winner, not added.
Ok i didn't know gifs worked, but they do. Added.
Duplicate. Not added.
All others added.
don't know what any of this zoomer trannyslop is and don't care to know
Carlybender
all normie activity is geared towards having sex
thats the whole point
means to an end
You actually in Sadhbh? Impressive, lad
when the axe came into the forest, the trees said
the handle is one of us
all shite except braid and outer wilds
fallen soldiers
190
which "philospher" said that?
whos second from left
Chris Finch
Bloody good rep
lad...
irowannawait
for our lIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIfe to be ow ver
Depends on the actual acts
The venue is kind of irrelevant
I've seen good shows in small places and big places
The deathbed confession of William the Conqueror. According to Orderic, this is what William said:
'I've persecuted the natives of England beyond all reason, whether gentle or simple. I have cruelly oppressed them and unjustly disinherited them, killed innumerable multitudes by famine or the sword and become the barbarous murderer of many thousands both young and old of that fine race of people.'
5 SPOTS LEFT
YORKSHIRE
YORKSHIRE
YORKSHIRE
Based lad
Nicer than than that lad Cromwell
Ariana Grande
Maximus Boshius
it's quite funny how the Normans ended up somewhat larping as Anglo-Saxons as soon as they could. started marrying into all the old dynasties. Had it not been for the White ship disaster we would have had a King called Ætheling again. Plus there's quite a funny speech where King Edward (the 1st maybe 2nd) starts talking about how the French were threatening the ancient rights of Anglo-Saxons.
sourjak
carly3189.jpg
are you sueposter
Advert QT
no but my filenames are poking fun at his xx i dont really have 3000 carlypics
The Atheist
does he still post here? swear I haven't seen him in donkeys
noble and majestic countenance
great phenotype
need a wife that looks like this
warwick davis's wife
yeah she's the girl from the bingo ads on the chase
she had a youtube channel and then disappeared
nice feet too
no
he turned normie and got a jap gf
yhe binble
Need to stop eating so much junkfood. Getting a bit embarrassing having spots at 23 because I just gorge on Doritos when I get broed.
Added.
Sadly a generic atheist tribute has already won. Not added.
cheeky arsewank on the cards for anyone else? xx
what a quitter
Ariana used to be very active on Tumblr and she posted very pro-anorexia/eating disorder content often. Diet and exercise plans, photos that were just body checks (showing off particular areas of one’s body that they’re proud of, usually something like a very thin arm or protruding collarbone). She has also recently (publicly) liked memes on IG about drinking black coffee all day on an empty stomach.
She and Cynthia Erivo also talked about sending each other voice notes from the treadmill to motivate each other to work out, which in context of everything else is also very disordered (people with ED will sometimes have a competitive friend to inspire them to “work harder”). And Cynthia has lost a ton of weight this past year as well, and she previously was perfectly fit and healthy looking like Ariana.
It’s really sad to see because eating disorders are hellish. I think so many people bring up Chadwick Boseman as a reason to not talk about celebrity’s bodies, and these public figures are absolutely ripped to shreds about their appearance.
However, Ariana almost certainly, based on her past behaviors and current worrisome appearance, is suffering a relapse of ED. It’s very upsetting and I really hope she gets the help she needs to be healthy and safe. Anorexia/bulimia are the most dangerous mental conditions because once your body consumes all extra fat, it starts consuming muscle, and your heart weakens drastically as a result. The Andrew Tates of the world are disgusting and this has nothing to do with how “attractive” she is - it’s about being worried for her and the very real danger of being in active eating disorder.
rank the flavours, then name a dip to eat with each one
I'll tell you why you're wrong
for me it's Rosamaria
nary a syllable of that novel
muito obrigado irmao x
swifties like to call her "anorexiana"
chili heatwave > regular ones >>>>> cool-ranch
don't eat it with any dips
bit tipsy
they also love to call ariana a homewrecker xx
redditflags S T I L L down
flavour ranking is correct, dip neglect is unforgivable though
bit of a dickhead really aren't you come to think of it
love the erm, phenotype
are the dips really that important?
should i get a redditflag when they're back up? x
Alien is a stupid franchise. Supposedly these creatures are the peak of evolution but they are just screeching retarded killing machines like overgrown pitbulls. And then we meet the engineer, supposedly a godlike being, and all he does is wake up and throw a retard tantrum and go off to kill everyone.
We need more movies where the aliens are actually intelligent
um... dunno xx
only 2 or 3 of us even use it these days xx
what is "redditflags"
an extension where u can see county flags
Which ones are "regular"? For me it's tangy cheese, and a hot salsa. Dry doritos is grim.
and you never thought to form some sort of off-site communication when there was loads?
silly you!
i'm gonna be hulllad >~<
what's mine then
are the dips really that important?
bristolflagger wont add me on discord and doesnt want to go see rebecca black or magbay with me :/
cool-ranch
FOYC
gayland
you only see those who have it
no one uses it anymore
Lads, cans status please
cross-dresser tried to get me to pose for him yesterday
said no as I think he likes having his willard sucked rather than sucking the willards of others
what does bristolflagger post? are they the other trannyspammer?
Tangy cheese are the regular ones. I cannot imagine dips making it *that* much better.
cool original is the worst plain flavour but elevates to the best with a hot salsa dip
Spaino said you're a 37 year old "twink" who abuses me because I am pretty and feminine and you look like Phil Mitchell with an emo haircut. Is this true?
Republic of Macciedees
no cans for me as it's toil on the morrow
might have a wee dram of glenmorangie to send me off into the land of nod
nah the trannyspammer doesn't use redditflags
i'm younger than you and earn 3x as much
scranulated too many yesterday
drinking water
the new salt and vinegar doritos are insanely good
so when's this hunger game things going to kick off?
erm
bit gay that, lad. The toil on Sunday
Asprin and more cans
Just seen a freak get sent flying
alexander of northern maccas
Macciedees mentioned
middle of june you impatient bastard
when I get broed
bradleypointingandlaughing.jpeg
Dips are the only reason to eat doritos.
i'm younger than you and earn 3x as much
You're fatter than me and eat 3x as much
unironically met phil mitchell in tesco express
I am gay
x
why is cornwall throwing shade at the only tranny?
that's your type DUMMY
Tranner got this cunt on the ropes
*presents pooey hairy arsehole*
well.. what are you waiting for
Kek Spaino was right we got a meltdown in progress
another episode of i cant tell if this person has a scottish or irish accent
streets dont forget kentqt
kemi bundanoch
neither you dolt
he just has turbo incel voice
be you mighty?
not talking about the autistic tranny it was completely unrelated to that
there's a new autismo at work
speaks with such a slow droning monotone voice
constantly apologetic
cringe
u get sacked then ? LOL
there's no other possible context to your post
be nice
You can be as gay as you want, lad.
I'm not commenting on that. You're not what I'm calling gay. I'm calling toil on a Sunday gay. In the same way the Latvian toilSadhbh might call it gay when they're out of her favourite sandwhich in the Tescos
vapes banned at midnight
started at a new workplace this week
my voice is a bit weird but hope no one thinks I'm cringe
be you mighty men of valour?
I HATE THIS WINDOWS VISTA TONIGHT
I know bossman wouldn't do me like that
he'll keep me sorted
people blogpost out of the blue all of the time
CARRY WATER IN A BASKET
will hit £100k in savings by august
and how will this reduce smoking?
When is this hunger games starting? I have to be up at 5:20 am for toil and I want to see if my wifey Giselle wins
no clue why you're lying about this tbqh lad
does "hunger games" remind you of being bulimic?
theres no hunger games
i just larped for (you)s
thank you, have a good night
what you gonna spend all that on then
what are you going to spend it on?
what is sir keir starmer saturday night routine?
The world needs African youth
rental property and some tranny onlyfans
it's free on the internet max my dear
when will you learn
Is Bradders still available?
Neil Godwin
i can afford to support content creators happy to do it hun xx
lola young is really the ultimate munter brit rose
Any BIG tunes going?
gets into stripey pyjamas and sleeping hat at 8pm
drinks ovaltine
asleep by 9pm
she's an 8 here
our biofems are diabolical
they will need
mad how we don't in the fucking slightest, but it would mean telling boomers and big business "no" so it will inevitably happen
erm right, lads. I'm the only one on the cans?
English ENGLISH rose you CUNT
UM
The fellows from Yoreham came round did they?
Well that's a lass with a bigger cock than mine.
why's he not starting the hunger games then
did he die? did something happen to him?
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
2
MANY
DJS
cute... add me on discord x
saw it
saved it
shoot I missed it
don't think he does it on the same day as the reaping
I have my wee dram x
Might go on one of them omegle apps later and start screaming slurs at people again while drunk
For a laugh like x
then he should be executed in broad daylight
most likely when he's leaving his house in the morning
Spaino owns half of Chester
has anyone told chester?
bit excessive
I'm going to sleep if the hunger games starts without me I'll have a fucking bad meltdown in the morning
*kicks you in the balls*
time for a nice oily wank
spaino, you're always having a meltdown
you'll probably start with the tranny porn tonight
ah there it is
just accidentally saw a F1nn arsewank video, ugh
um
where
max is a genuine fiend and I'm tired of pretending he's not
um sex
see I just wanked to hetero porn so all these trannards have no effect on me
Good LORD those lips are sexy! Want them and her tongue around my ringpiece right now.
need those thighs wrapped around my neck corrrr
simpcity
sergio georgini
Nice one
get the pure satire posted
gayest general outside of Anon Babble
All tributes have been selected. We apologise for this delay caused by technical difficulties in The Office.
Let's give a big cheer to District 11, one of the first ever all-female districts!
(Commencing soon...)
mad how there's so many adepts of arsewank on /brit/ and they just consider themselves normal straight men x
only one person in district 9
can I place bets
putting the Sadhbh with the black
Lad, bad mistake.
SO BACK
might cum x
too soon
don't
happy pride month huns!!! xx
um month
Oh yeah it's 'scam faggot month'
"MAY" HUNGER GAMES BEGIN
you've never even taken dick, poser
no catberg?
First blood at the bloodbath.
No dog with you today, David?
mad lad waited until sacked tranny went to sleep
carlybender is savage
Nell no ;_;
NELL FOR FUCKS SAKE
The gang assembles
would be quite funny if warwick davis's wife dies of sepsis
Sacked tyranny on suicide watch
erm
I think you need to redo that, lad
The violence carries on into the night
scared for that little monkey fella
sleeping around rapelad
monkey is playing a dangerous game
Another 2v2 in the arena!
My dad spends his free time scrolling tiktok and playing streamer bait simulator games.
redhead on first dates looks a bit like the ex-toil transfu
Carlybender sprains her ankle while running away from rapelad
OH N-
running away from rapelad
SCREAMING
um
Another 5 out makes it 10
choon
Stalkers and freezers on the third day
RIP CARLYBENDER DEAD
total monkey victory
if only he hadn't insisted on being nude all the time
y'all gay as hell
right, need to get myself ready to go out
bars are almost at kicking out time
erm
5+5+5 = 15
isn't 190 a previous winner or am i mistaken
rip in piece warwick davis's wife
A rare but silent night at last for our tributes!
What happened was we reached the moon
But lost in space, I think we got there all too soon
But you know what? I'm comin' back for you, baby
I'm comin' back for you
With competitors dying out at a rapid rate, The Feast begins early.
Going to be fucking fuming if Ariana Grande wins
carpooling
The act of two people laying end to end while simultaneously utilizing a double ended dildo for mutual pleasure.
why? she deserves it xx
That should say Night3.
she's got absolutely nothing to do with /brit/ or british culture
WHAT'S POPPIN GEN Y HOMIES!?! Fo' shizzle my nizzles! Metallica released their second album, St Anger, after their first album, Reload! Also, Limp Bizkit's new song Behind Blue Eyes, which Fred says he wrote himself. They have such deep songs, like Papa Roach and Linkin Park.
Whaddya mean "Rock went to shit in 1997"? Homeslice, 97 is what got me *into* rock.
Who's Iron Maiden? What's a "Ride the Lightning"?
mad how her wikipedia article is as heavily protected as israel
ari is obviously /brit/ culture
don't you remember manchester 2017?
heartless bastard
Possibly the shortest EVER /brit/ games reaches only the 4th day.
F0Y
ari still donates christmas presents to manchester childrens hospitals every year
The deaths finally slow down as the population inside the arena plummets.
wee pyjama fella did well
f
can an arsed up life be unarsed
depends
only if you change your name and emigrate and cut off all contact with your old life