/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico

I hate women

you can't say retard

yeah i can

youtu.be/dhW4XFGQB4o

nta but i can't help but notice you didn't say it

she is FIT

I used to like in Sacramento, I know the American River is full of homeless

i didn't want to

i just said you can't

Turning their love of eating dog into performance art food.

how convenient
and still more so that you STILL haven't said it

it's not a conspiracy bro i just don't want to

I never understood why people scorned at the term retard. It makes more sense than "neurodivergent" or "on the spectrum"

beer farts are out of control tonight

you've now had 3 opportunities to say it and still haven't done so. mighty suspicious i must say

I’m Asian and I got a 1590 on my SAT

drinking milk

I don't speak American. Is that a good number?

same but sausages have compounded the stench, truly something to behold.

Don’t worry about it

I want to smell farts

thats fine but unless by asian you mean east asian you need to leave the country

Is that good or bad

it depends
it's a number that only colleges care about
you spend all that time on the test for a number nobody cares about if you score that high it's more of a defeat if anything

east asians deserve to be protected
besides zainichi scum
theyre soulless bugmen

SAT scores never make sense to me because in my day you could either take the writing portion or not

we're going in circles now. i must move on to more pressing matters. good day, sir.

which culture braps the most

got a 1550 me

800 on physics subject sat though

Remember, if a girl ever calls you a sexist, tell her you're not a sexist, because sexism is wrong, and being wrong is for women.

I'm white and did not go to college. I work at a warehouse.

i went to college and never had a job

I’m afraid of my bitch wife

i got 33/36 on the act
did you study electrical engineering?

i only ever took the act
got a 26 on the test but superscore of 29
though i didnt end up being accepted to the college and just went to community college so it ended up being for naught

Well folks he still hasn't said it

this would have been funny like 17 years ago

Drank into oblivion and now I expect to vomit a full trashcan

Everyone laughed the first time they heard this

life is full of disappointments
maybe it wasnt the best of scores but it was respectable and i passed another test
the few schools i was tryna get into werent even really elite schools either
but alas
retard

One of the leaf shittokers I liked from 5 years ago is in a new show and it looks absolutely horrendous

asian girls are so nice

T hizzle enjoy your mizilk

Why is it so hot

a tv show?

no they're not you mean white girls with blue eyes like lum are so nice

Because you want hug me

*creeps up behind you and puts you in a headlock* shhh shhh just let it happen

that is some people's idea of a "joke"
i hate such people

Yes. It looks doodoo

David Letterman just died

errone thinks he's smarter than you just because he went to college and got a meme degree what do you think about him? He certainly wouldn't pass for white in wisconsin, more like white mexican, really

i just assume modern american movies and shows are leftist garbage and dont watch em
only ever watch anime or decades old movies anyway

My docile ass would hear this and actually go along with it

sounds like something a sexually aggressive male does to women, its not a joke

terrone thinks he's smarter and superior than you just because he went to college and got a meme degree what do you think about him? He certainly wouldn't pass for white in wisconsin, more like white mexican, really

terrone was in here the other day talking about how wet his terrussy was

why is everything so pathetically boring?

Only boring people get bored

You shouldn't admit to being bored, it means you're stupid

Or to weak men who are basically women

more like white mexican, really

youtu.be/Q9u75ASrikc?si=F1VlUduTVMaW7Lv_&t=38

never said i wasnt boring

never said i wasnt stupid

Our clothes are boring now. We need to go back

Who's the actress on the left

I wish kitana from mortal kombat was my girlfriend

Amita Rao

Buy ford

Seething feminist.

you need to listen to cooler music
youtu.be/_uU5DU7P83E?si=P6OfEfd3F8Y8LKlf

Lula hates the USA!!! He made ford GO AWAY!!!

no

I love brown women

okay keep being bored then

Buy ford

I've never met someone from Connecticut that I liked

Connect the cut

homeless core schizo kino
youtube.com/watch?v=QpO63kVjFb0

I was born in Connecticut. Never really lived there thougheverbeit

oo oo ah ah

F O R D T R O L L E R

Connecticut is niggerland doever

All true but I'm a Virginianoid

its funny whenever someone posts something like "snob" or "elite" or "silver spoon"
like just say that you're jealous that I was born somewhere nice!

I can afford to buy a house at 28, but why would I? Living with parents is comfy

No one asked unc.

28? this guys just a kid

Comfort breeds weakness

28

can afford a house

chooses to live with mumma and dada

bro.

IVE BEEN TRYING TO GET A JOB FOR SO FUCKING LONG WHY WONT ANYONE HIRE ME AAHHHHHH

Pre-selection.

28 is probably the oldest in /cum/ tbqh

I'm 32

we have many here in the 30-40 range
footkraut is 46

Fuck you 29 is young

Cumcels are in their 30s get out of here kiddo

human who don't know the concept of joke.

there's a 45 year old hetr

ラムは青い目をした痩せた白人の女の子です

What do I gain from moving out?

millions of chores associated with home ownership

maintenance and repair costs

already get no bitches moving out wont change it

What is the point? I'll just keep stacking stocks

muh age

We will all be dead within the next 80 years.

nigga porn is free wtf r u guys doing

okay but that's a whole lifetime, retard

There is no dog-eating culture in Japan, yet you confuse it with China's dog-eating culture and consider Asia to be the same. This is a perfect example of racism based on ignorance.
I wonder whether you are retarded.

trump inevitably declares war with fucking russia

Haha, he wishes he was this based

nigga porn is free

They're so ugly, that they have to give it away.

I need chemotherapy to remove my hair from everything except my head

i've never met someone who pays for porn where are these niggas

Arr rook da same.

Whatever you say Sergeant Ramirez-Hesles

I thought Koreans were the dog eaters
Chinese pipo love dogs, they have shar peis, pugs, chow chows, etc

you get to live your life as an independent man and have your own home you fucking baby.

seething rentoid

wish i lived in a trailer park in nova scotia

randy bobandy is that you

Why would they tell you

OF offers them an illusion of intimacy.

Lot of sex going on rn as we speak

i pay for porn because i have a conscience and dont like stealing content from creators

yeah but we're here with the /cum/bros which is cool in itself

I never get the criticism of men who consume porn when like 90% of literature is just foid smut disguised as '''''''''''dark romance''''''''''

Your mother gets around.

i'd maybe buy some porn games i really like to support the creators if i was a billionare

I'm so glad that 15 minute timer bullshit is over because brave wants you to update like every 6-8 business days

i am thinking

finished thinking

chatgpt is my friend

Don't hurt yourself

almost bought onlyfans a few times but never pulled the trigger

Word of the day: syzygy.

same
I was tempted to for that lesbian couple that were biological sisters...

My syzygy nuts.

i'm worried about jason

don't waste your energy on worrying about him, there's nothing we can do.
He's chosen his destiny

goodnight

It's summer 2000
You're back from the park after battling in the sand with other kids and cycling around
You boot Rayman 2 on the N64

my favorite Anon Babble threads are Korean vs Japanese flame wars

why do my limbs look great but my core is all fat and gross

summer 2000

I was six months old and sucking on my mom's tits and pooping my diapers

Japanese

The Russians are attacking Kyiv again, I know this because my interpals friend told me that she's currently sheltering in place and air sirens have been blasting for a while

Same
He has a look in his eye that can't be faked and it troubles me

thinking of volunteering for the ukrainian army

Is she cute
Has she send you nudes
Does she have a bf
Why hasn't she fled

you seem very interested in ukrussy

I met some American guy in Krakow who claimed to be on break from doing this. Not sure if he was lying or not but I never saw him again after that night and some English girl at our hostel fucked him because she thought his bravery was hot
Yes
shes gay, we're platonic
she's struggling to find a gf through tinder
she lives with her family and "doesn't have anywhere to go", but idk, i'd flee in her position!

Oh ok he's a tranny then

Russia will lose
America will be destroyed by an AI demigod taking down NORAD and Wall Street
A Holy King will be crowned and unify France and Germany and lead a Crusade against the Muslim world
This King will make a peace treaty with Israel, then exterminate the Jews

how did you find the courage to visit Ukraine during the war?

She's not
I didn't, I visited Poland.

Shooting yourself in the head might legitimately be a better option

if you really cared about democracy you'd all be fighting in ukraine right now
you're a bunch of phonies

If you really cared about democracy, you wouldn't allow western governments to act like they do.

What is democracy when people are homeless and starving

how did the word caca come about

just figure out their name and google them

I don't care about democracy, pookraine or poolestine, nor pissrael

What position do you think is your parents favorite?

poopoo caca

there's something about sex that is very erotic to me

it must be the sex

Must be the uncontrollable farting.

idk but your mothers is ass to mouth, she's a dirty bitch

all i care about is poo

why dont you just become a self sufficient chad with a beautiful wife and 6 kids
youtube.com/watch?v=Bn5NvhoU_Dk

even foids don't come up with foid memes anymore...

not my perogative

I wish they let Matt gaetz be the attorney general
Would have been kino on kino

would you a down syndrome gf?

uncanny alien like face

But enough about you

he's talking about narcissistic personality disorder. god i love youtube comments

what phenotype is this???????

I can't believe /dixie/ is dead, like dead dead. Had some comfy times with them boys

Good riddance

yeah cuz we really need more stupid generals on every board right rofl

you're cancer! *spits on you*

The hell's your problem???

it's been dead for years though

I remember when they first split from /cum/ in like 2017
I'm always against /cum/ separatists
fuck /dixie/ and fuck /leaf/

I would literally kill you if you did that to me
It's always been slow and averaged 10-30 posters but now it's just gone

fuck those traitors.

I just really struggle to care about a general made to exclude me as a Washingtonian.

are you eastern washington or fag washington

Same thing.

you wouldn't kill shit lil nignog stop acting tough you'd take it and shut up like a good little bitch

It's always been slow

it was mildly ok when it first started but the last few years it's been full of europoor schizos, decidedly gross

I plead the fifth.

the only eastern washingtonian i've gotten to know is a giant fag

why dont you try being more friendly and positive

realized too late that my condom ruptured. I only noticed because my cum started dripping from her onto my leg, as I kept going for a few mins after busting. wife doesn't seem concerned at all, maybe this is it bros

I am in real life.
I let my toxicity out here

literally doesn't matter unless she's ovulating

imagine fucking your lawfully wedded wife with a gunny sack on lol hope you're lying bro

washington is sad because it's so gorgeous over there but it's full of fucking retarded ass faggots who ruin the state.

as in you're too beta to be yourself in real life and your real self is a nasty little gremlin

That's because she put a pin through it.
babynames.com

You really dump a fat nut in your wife and go to Anon Babble to post about it?

I would literally spit on my hand and slap you across your face and you'd thank me for making you a better person
The euros were sweethearts, you just think they're schizos because our euros are schizos

*nods*
this is facts and you are spitting

Projection

sounds nice anon
I’m happy for you

you know you wouldn't do shit little man, mostly because you couldn't reach high enough to touch my face
*spits down right onto your forehead from about a foot above you and shoves you to the ground*
gay little bitch

high fucking time anon manned up and impregnated his wife though

The state really isn't bad. What is really bad, though, is the city level politics. Seattle, eesh.

I just lost absurd things I find funny here, and occasionally I'll contrive contrarian arguments just to have a interesting conversation. Things I wouldn't do irl because normies get scared easily

i am the epitome of friendly and positive thoughbeit

It would seem you guys are retarded

you know you wouldn't do shit little man, mostly because you couldn't reach high enough to touch my face

*spits down right onto your forehead from about a foot above you and shoves you to the ground*

gay little bitch

I know for 100% fact that you are a manlet typing this and it just makes you look cute to me. You yapping little terrier

most of us are, but I'm not

We learned it from you.

she was complaining about the girls feeling sore. maybe she is

Post* not lost
I hate typos so much it's unreal

the girls

wtf does this mean, her boobs? lol

you'd be covered in my spit and when you tried to st-st-st-st-stutter your rehearsed little tough guy line id hawk another tuah right into your eye and id watch as you start blubbering

you're the definition of all talk

You look like this:

get a room!

please tell me that's a man

of course not, fagtard

never said i wasn't

it obviously is a man

You won't post your driver's license with everything censored except your height and weight though, little man

...yh

Same.

Doing one of my perennial data dumps from my phone onto my hard drive.

please go back to /brit/

Idk.

you can always tell when you hit the truth nerve because the little faggots repeat it back to you instead of something that actually applies

little man

gotcha. you and I know you'd be a sniveling bitch in my presence, that's enough for me :)

If you post your driver's license on Anon Babble, censored or not, you are a retarded chump

youtube.com/watch?v=pYvvuCE-NJI

There's something, Brit.

I'd put you in a full nelson and swing you around like a doll

pretty crazy how this storm is bigger than two earths

nah, you'd be on your ass crying and each time youd try to get up id push you back down until you just gave up and curled into a ball then I'd piss on you

crazy you think this illusion is real

girls...girls...quit fighting already! your catfight is boring

illusion

You use this word, but you don't know what it means

You seem to have a bodily fluid fetish, it's ok, I'll make you leak all of them from your every orifice at once. Weenie little bitch.

gay gay gay GAY

you're not doing anything to me. wanna know why? you're a midget ass faggot with a mouth bigger than your acorn brain. I am NOT someone you fuck with

Safelite repair Safelite replace

me on the right

little stinky
little poopy
thats me in the corner'
thats me in the spot
light
losing my pooligion

I'll recreate this with my future asian wife someday

Every assumption you're making about me is very obviously insecure projecting about yourself. All I've said is that I'd beat your punk ass either to death or to being my bitch. And I'm right. Now shut the hell up and quit buzzing you fly.

anime looking niggas

anime is real life, apparently

anime

on god

I call you small

you call me small

I call you out for repeating what I say and in so many words, projecting

you say I'm projecting now

once again, projecting your own projection onto me

insecure

you're outting yourself the more you talk. the funny thing is? we both know I'm right and you wouldn't do shit irl. all this talking your doing? it's pointless. when I spit on you, you'll just leave it there. you're nothing. every room you walk into you know 80% of the men could rape you if they wanted to. that's your life, it isn't mine

How different are Oregon and Washington

they both wish they were California

Feeling vv. comfy right now

You know what the funny thing about what you're saying is? Nobody has even tried that shit with me. Because my presence alone is enough for people to not fuck with me. I know for a fact that you'd take one look at me and claim all this was just a joke and reach out to shake my hand. Don't try to make peace with me when it's too late, you're going to pay for this disrespect and you will thank me for it. I'm going to be the dad you wish you had.

*leaves you on read*
got better things to do now little man, hope you don't lose too much sleep thinking about me

*leaves you on read*

*Doesn't actually*

What a great note to leave on. More posturing. Poetic. *Blows you kiss* I hope this is a lesson to you to choose your fights carefully. You know you're leaving because my words hit deep.

Yeah it's a chungking express night
Got the cat sat on my lap
All boozed up
Me and the cat just yawned
She's cleaning herself and purring
This tallboy and this cat will be my companions through the rest of this pretty good movie

bcuz ur kitty??

nice

Very nice.

Binland, binland, uber alles

I'm a man's man

I'm just kidding btw *hugs* I'm not really mad

N

Idk I'm laying in bed and feelng comfy :)

FUCKING POST

305

damn

Counter point: 307

Couldn't this just be the 2 right panels

Lucky there's a family guy

so the threads over. whoopdidoo. whatever. congrats i guess.

Recycle