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LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish

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victory for football

I am a paedophile that rapes children

janitoire!

right thats not subtle nonce posting now is it?

love his bowtie :3

bet the parisian cronem are recklessly hurling their oval batons through a lot of hymens now x

japseye is like 45
someone needs to tell her enough

reading about it apparently muslim prison gangs are a big problem. imagine my surprise

Almost became Lad today

went for another nap

woke up with 10 minutes before the cansshop closes

again as I enter, the nonceable Spanish girl is there with a smile on her face>seriously she's like 4'10 at most

Ladas, the cans are lovely

well, uhh... could you stop doing that then?

did somebody finally win the football for good? glad that's settled

Her name is daisy

as a joke right?

How’s life charlie

Miserable, just miserable

Would you know what this is just by the image alone? Not looking it up or anything

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skinny small boat cronem wearing flip flops mercilessly bashing slippy s curved baton in an uninitiated 3 pm ting

heaven knows I’m miserable now

onion jack

Sword Saint Isshin is literally the best boss fight of the last 20 years in gaming imo.

8 billion people in the world now

lads...

she's only 39 and her last album was her best since emotion xx

how many are white

psg is bigger than arsenal

celtic are bigger than arsenal

NBA ification of football. boring scripted shite

hope yall fns ain’t laccin

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yonder stands your orphan with his gun

um

what happens if you say this at the front desk of a police station

embarrassing that this only good post this thread

psg fanbase is very diverse, the whites dont seem to care about the darkies. good for them

All 3 are bigger than you, stuck in your rancid smelly bedroom worrying about when you'll lose your virginity. You're in your 30s. Rope up!

that's just what people who have recently played sekiro think

they give you money and a knighthood

How does Luis Enrique still have a body like that at his age? Fucking hell

t. man who can't say the word is

i was a fool to think that i'd avoid sleep apnea when every man in my family has had it

nah i played it years ago and have played all the From Software games

drank a bit too much and now I feel sick

Ez. Tbfh.

was a professional athlete for a long time

replaying sekiro for the 3rd time atm
almost at isshin
still their best game!

Down a pint of water then F off to bed

i want to be loved

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what the FUCK have they done to benjamin reichwald

Most managers were and they don’t look as good as him after 20+ years retired

still their best game!

trve

that from the orestian trilogy?

need a bf
need a shag

ZOOMER FATIGUE

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replaying sekiro for the 3rd time

Christ almighty what a sad little cunt. Bragging about it as well.

owl father is better

yeah well you know

because he works out
whys this mind boggling

very low body fat

Greetings, Himeros
God of sexual desire
Son of Aphrodite
Lay back and feast as this audio guides you through new and exciting positions

bloodborne and sekiro can't be topped
no fromsoft game will ever top them

he is right about sword saint being a good boss

yh the Anne Carson version

UM

do you agree that it's AWFUL when they get fake bolt-ons

Dark Souls 1 still the king for me

ik ook

would rip his anus wide open with my COCK

ive got an old second hand version i got from an oxfam bookshop like pic rel lol
still to read

Sekiro > Dark Souls 3 > Dark Souls > Bloodborne > Demon's Souls > Dark Souls 2

deal with it

You seriously have no idea how badly I want to ravage a cute petite Japanese woman with my girthy penis. I couldn’t even put it into words.

um
hi

Right, whats tonights choice then?

She has always copied people. Their clothes, their content, what they read or own, their mannerisms, their hobbies. She started painting when she befriended that girl in Norway that she met once. Andrea's Diary or something like that. She has copied Jade with the tarot cards, it just goes on and on. She imitates because she has nothing better to do. She imitates because she hasn't grown up yet and figured out who she is. Since day 1 of playing Hermoine Granger and actually using Granger as her last name. It may have been considered cute to her family and friends when she was a kid. It is downright demented at age 25. Seriously messed up woman.

youtubeberg redpilling me on conspiracy I never knew but it's a low stakes one so it's fine, apparently there's a large amount of wild black pnathers loose across Canada. There's also been sighting in the UK as well so it's a global problem.

the smallest tightest and baldest one

waste of time going on holiday
paying for the privilege of sitting in a room doing bugger all
i could do that at home for free

screaming
too tired

IN THE SEWER ALL ALONE

There's a new one.

Won.

marfs could definitely still get it
love a chubby bird

is sekiro actually that good
i played bloodborne and elden ring
trouble is i heard it was significantly harder and relied on parrying, and i'm not very good at the games and never tried to learn how to parry

Haha, very funny. 9

dont know what any of these words mean

Sir Early Life

Sparring is me.

I never fully got the parry system on first playthrough when it came out and wasn't too much of a fan then I went back after playing lies of p which is a similar parry system and it clicked and I absolutely loved it

Yes
It's harder but much simpler
You don't have to parry perfectly, blocking works, but parrying does help a lot

um

psg 5-0 inter

bruh

Fstk.

no cap?

they're grateful for the attention

:D

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zoomer lads tight pink arsehole

Okay so that one's real.

Just check the navel if you guys are curious. Men have a sideways flathead screwdriver bellybutton and women have a vertical one. I don't know why.

Hmm.

inside of my airpods smell like cow dung

you get banned if you do that

not sure what you mean by "real" but she is trans xx

Lost it.

football is dead. murdered by the global pajeet audience

The inside? Did you open them?

stuck in lugia's stomach alone

baffling post

no that's wrong

Hmm..

dont worry about it x

Jet black.

deadass

yes smells like cow dung

mad how outer-int is basically just brown people coping about having poo-coloured skin

hungry
thirsty
horny

Satisfying feeling.

the they/thems very gentrly rescuing catberg and kissing him on his little head while you sit in your smelly childhood bedroom

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Nasty.
Little.
Virgin.

mate just press L1 when he hits you

No, lad.

Rebecca Black serves cunt at the AMAs

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[Chorus]
I got everything I need
I got more than I want
Two-hundred milligrams, I'm about to touch God
Fans worship, but I don't wanna be God
Most days, I don't really wanna be on
I got everything I need
I got more than I want
Two-hundred milligrams, I'm about to touch God
Fans worship, but I don't wanna be God
Most days, I don't really wanna be on

he could easily jump down from there. lazy little prick.

Very possible.

we're gonna put YOU in that outfit

cat could have easily jumped out of a tree that height

cat needing help getting down from an ~8 foot drop

absolutely fucking pitiful display from the 'berg

club world cup, the world cup, champions league super league and the analytics that drive it all was made for the globalist pajeet audience for whom sport is just another opportunity for andrew tate tier clout chasing

saw two women in their 40s kissing on the train to Bath today

aww x

What?

um
ok

but instead he got a little kiss and a cuddle :)

thanks for putting on a tripcode so i can filter you at last. i do appreciate it
bye now x

we're going to fuck you silly after we do

Gatherer Hunter.

Mass effect 2 > mass effect 3 > mass effect > andromeda

it's just a gimmick xx

ummers

do gay lads were dresses on their wedding? surely they'd love that how boring would two suits be

if i got stuck in a tree nobody would give me a little kiss and a cuddle

Ovni.

The first one was the best

I'd take a picture of you and post it here

Most would swap 3 and 1
Also a power gap between 2 and the rest
It's like The Next Generation vs. the rest of them

For me, it's le bokkles

I'd cuddle with with you after you kiss my cock

Yeah because you're a horrible fat man

A European Cultural Community.

with the they/thems (female only) would rescue me and give me a kiss on the head

cba cleaning out my laptop fans so my laptop overheats and blue screens every night in bed

le bokkles

Leffe is abysmal and no wonder. You lick the anus of a middle-aged man who does not shower. Your taste is atrocious.

ktim

need a big strong man to pin me down and shag me silly and maybe slap me around a little

just watched a japanese fella cut up a massive live crab to make sushi. never put it out of it's misery just cut it's legs and arse off then scooped out it's insides and it was still moving. how come they don't have any empathy over there

Poo

How?

mum just called and she said nans had her picture taken and posted it on here

mumberg left the hob on the stupid bitch

Why are you guys so obsessed with this frumpy whore? She's so fucking ugly gross and ugly.

woke shite

Yeah the French one is completely different

Jewish crime against 1 person. Try Poland.

Who?

Already got a few cl of gin down what do you guys reckon will happen if I pop some xanax

She'll be here in 20 minutes. Not nervous because she's insufferably dull and annoying

I'm low IQ but I'm charming

What?

3 is overhated cos the ending
but its still a great game

your head will explode

Massacre.

Waiting for Greg's take

Isn't great, no
Play more games
Bet you play the same 5 on a cycle because you're a massive autistic bore with no mates at all

she's trying her best you ungrateful little worm

Contact.

almost replied to a yank then
shudder just to think of it

they keep their catbergs in cages as well

i dont play games anymore as im an adult
get a life freak

Get away.

get them filtered

get them shagged

U getting laid bro?

what

I will take a shit.

What difference does empathy make, you buy it pre-killed from Lidl with your dole money, if anything at least he bothered to kill it.

Might be able to suck it out with the hoover, that's what I do

scranning the scran

not feeling food

stop and throw out the remiander of the scran

go to lay down and not have the cans

suddenly, start belching for like 30 seconds straight

I'm cured

start the cans

realize I'll have to get more scran later since I had no scran all day

So that's Canslad's plans for this evening, lads

Deviating by all means in name

they keep them in cages

Fartos.

crabs are basically insects tbf. its what they do to squids and octopi that freaks me out

u
m

Cute autistic girl at the bus stop, tonight's the night

fucking mick

Primal?

bloated. tired. diagnosis? bed time

I'm going to get a German gf and you can't do anything about it.

Yes of course you know

Continue...

all the time? why?

rookie mistake you always put leftover scran in the fridge don't bin it

frightened of the gory looking webm above, definitely NOT clicking

but you've made zero progress towards this goal since you began posting her years ago

got the mgmt on

Is he OK?

Yeah fuck clicking that bro
Lol

jaw mogs me

I have had it. Prepare?

Wasn't feeling well, lad
I'll get sausage rolls later on

am power bottom

just mad how I care about my hair blowing in the wind making me look daft when this can happen to you

4th Dimensional Transition

Was good.

EWW GIRL

Don't get the appeal of any of the souls games or elden ring. The worlds always seem dead, post-apocalyptic and you're running around like a lonely bastard. I like fantasy with living, breathing worlds full of kingdoms and empires and cities bustling with people. Do those games even have story or is it just "lore", because there is a difference

no just sometimes i think. like at night or if they go out maybe.

All you naysayers will look so dumb when I have a beautiful German gf.

All I want is a cute zombie of my oww like how Gigi has Bambi-chan

congratulations

what does that actually mean? like you enjoy getting rogered but you could beat me up?

What?

mouth fucking luis enriques dead daughter

I think the cute girl might be trans

Oh honey you can get what you want

XD..

shut the fuck up

I don't particularly like them. I played Bloodborne up to the Cleric Beast. But I found it too scary. The atmosphere is nice but I hate how nowhere in the game truly feels safe and the world feels incredibly lonely and solemn.

shagging sacked trannys hairy bumhole

might do a fuck off breakfast tomorrow

it's among the darkest omens in our world...

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Why was someone filming that

Ovni..

nobody asked
shut the fuck up you vile nonce freak

Big tings yeh

‘Short n’ Sweet’ by Sabrina Carpenter returns to #1 on the Official UK Albums Chart.

It has now spent 5 weeks at #1, and hasn’t left the top 5 in its entire 40-week run.

Making one or going somewhere?

playing mario kart 64 me

Very good.

Bone cancer in children? What's that about?

Don't care, shite music

nonce

I fantasise about living in the Naruto world. I would definitely be an amegakure shinobi.

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how does it feel knowing that even your fat ugly dysgenic sister is a mother while you can never, EVER be one because you have a cock and 2 balls between your legs

Big Jewish fall.

god btfo

figured she was like a few months old when she died fuck me thats sad didnt realise she was older

Good take plus with the addition of the citadel dlc I think they did an amazing job of closing out the trilogy

It’s the same story as cyberpunk, shit at the start and near masterpiece after lots of fixes

Do not bully

Souls games are mostly about the gameplay despite being called RPGs, lad.

There's not really a story. It's just bits and peices and you have youtubers making 10 hour videos about some wanker's note about how he was off wanking in a library somehow while the great fireman of doom was destroying things

spaino, castrate yourself, lad

doing CSCS course to shut jobcentreberg up. No illusion in my mind that I will get any job in construction because I know I can't compete with polish and south asian wagies that are willing to work for crusts. Sad how fucking hopeless it is that I will ever have a decent life. Don't have kids unless you have generational wealth to pass on to them.

I could have kids mate. I just choose not to.

Sabrina Carpenter unveils full lineup for her headline shows at BST Hyde Park in July.

Special guests include Clairo, Beabadoobee, Olivia Dean, Amber Mark, Luvcat and more.

WHEN SANSKRIT WAS MY MOTHER TONGUE

making one of course

my 4chanx google image search doesn't work can one of you nerds tell me how to fix it

come tae glesga
the mouse demands it

Kms.

What a show!

Souls games are mostly about the gameplay

How am I supposed to care about the gameplay if the story is boring? This is the same reason I never understood the appeal of Mario games.

All the stars are here

mostly they just stumbled on a really satisfying combat loop, and theyre really good at designing bosses, environments and enemy encounters so each one is almost a puzzle you have to solve. then they give you a million weapons and items to do that which heavily appeals to minmaxers and encourages you to explore every crevice of every area
they didnt try to create a "living" world like an RPG and the "story" if you can call it that is always obscured to the point of meaningless, but they arent really trying to make immersive or story-driven games, just mechanically tight and complex ones

switch it to yandex

cock and ball status?

Just very Erika.

unleash rapelad backstage

yh i've got that it's in russian or something though

gods plan or something

who the fuck are any of these cunts

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I'll be there.

It works perfectly.

eating bagel
bagels are like american crumpet

I would want to fuck shippuden sakura and ino

The Jews.

based house of lords member

no idea who any of the supporting acts are
guess I'm the boomer now