Borzhoi Edition
/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico
What exactly do people do on a "date"
Talk
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
So I says to my boss, I says
"It may look like I'm sitting here doing nothing, but on a cellular level I'm quite busy"
Why can't we just have sex right away
Lmfao you nasty fucking pig. Did she have big tits at least
Society has forced this ritual upon us, its retarded I agree
To be more specific, you let HER talk. You listen and agree.
i’m fucken gay. they should strap me to a nuclear bomb and blow me up to particles
How much of her tits were visible? My brother caught me looking at his gf's tits once, when she bent over with a loose shirt. She never wore a bra so I saw it all. He just smiled and laughed a little
Pure intention, juxtaposed will set two lovers souls in motion
he knows your dick is tiny and you're not a threat
Can't be, we're the same
Beaners don't look good in western military uniforms, they all look corrupt
los perros longos
What's the difference between "los" and "el"
They were medium
Lelmao
idk how this affects her ability to swallow my cock and eat my load
I'm 26. I've never kissed. I've never had sex. I've never drank. I've never smoked.
los is plural
be sacramento
install a bunch of bike racks
put in bike lanes
cant actually ride your bike because bike will quickly be stolen if you let it out of your sight
youre racist or something if you think the situation is unacceptable because police refuse to do their job and clear out low lives and vagrants
fuck leftists
he is originally from...
who gives a fuck just say India it's all one big shitty dump no one gives a FUCK
some 14 year old jeet just stabbed an old lady to death here in Canada too, of course they'll never release his name because he's a young offender.
Los is plural
Women are afraid that strange men will rape and kill them.
No even trolling.
You can solve the last 2 tonight. Go to a store and buy some booze, try it out. Buy a pack of Player's and try smoking one (you'll hate it cigs are for fucking fags).
You can solve the others by swiping yes to 4/10s on Tinder/Bumble and just shoving your dick in one of them. Just fuck some pig and get it over with.
an “el” is the opposite of a “double-u”
I've never smoked.
Don't, trust me. Decent odds that your first cig will make you throw up, and the smell will last on you for days.
Broadly speaking, spending time together while doing an activity
Depends on the context of the relationship
Early on or first date? Trying to feel out the vibe still, learning about each other's lives and interests, the "lore" zoomers call it. Definitely an undertone of trying to impress
Established relationship on a date night? Trying to have something romantic and breaking the norm, doing something nice together you dont usually get to, like getting dolled up and going to a fancier place
Dates are for spending time together and establishing or reaffirming your relationship
For a lot of peoppe they're just pretexts to fucking for 2 or 3 weeks before ghosting each other, though, which is lame and gay and leaves you feeling empty. This is where the "youre paying for sex by buying her dinner" memes come from
If youre trying for a genuine relationship theyre usually ok with late night drives or small day trips
You can get food and make it cheap on those too
You don't need a reservation at dorsia for a first meeting
Example of what i did with the current girl im seeing
picked her up late in the morning, drove an hour or so to a big flea market by the capital, talked the whole way up about surface level interests
window shopped and checked out booths, learn each others tastes and interests some more
bought us some pizza, spent 20 bucks
went to the big mall 15 minutes up the road and did more window shopping and talking
bought us ice cream, another 15 bucks
conversation naturally gets deeper and turns toward things like past relationships, goals, family as the day goes on
held hands while driving and talked more & more the whole way home
came inside to see her dog & some of the books she told me about
As long as you can talk to other people and talk about yourself a little bit whole actually remembering the details they tell you, thats all it takes
Including gas the whole date cost me maybe 55 absolute max
not reading all that
You don't need a reservation at dorsia for a first meeting
it’s over
Posted a thought out and well intentioned post out of earnest desire to help or explain in /cum/ for anons who will just reply "stfu i fucking hate women that all sounds gay as fuck youre so cucked" again award
life is better without any of that shit
stop listening to these retards
try to get her to look away so you can slip her a mickey
date rape
what's the point of doing all that shit??
for what a chance that she'll let you fuck her and you get 15 minutes of pleasure
then you ghost her the next day and you repeat the same shit ritual again
Do mexcrements really?
That sort of dating described above is to try and cultivate a longer term relationship, presumably on a trajectory towards marriage and kids. If you just want a quick fuck, you invite her out for a drink, split the bill, and then take her back to yours
yep
I thought so
never getting tired of the slur "mexcrement"
mexican women are the ugliest latinxs
Dude, some of the responses were pretty reasonable.
English Q: How do you say that you're doing one of those school work experience things where you work at a company for like a week or whatever? Seems to be called "do work experience" in the UK, but don't know if that works in the US.
internship?
and ask an ai next time
lot faster than asking /cum/ retards
Internship
you couldve put that into chatgpt you know
Internship, but you don't do it for a week. They're usually months or years.
If it's high school or part of a college program they might call it a "work placement".
Thank you, good sirs.
Idiots
Real humans are always more valuable than ai
They all look the same to me besides Caribbeans with black blood
what's the point of doing all that shit??
Women are nice to smooch and hug and lay in bed with enjoying each others company and its hard to do that without a little courting
then you ghost her the next day and you repeat the same shit ritual again
This is not what you do with those
You just buy them a 15 dollar cocktail and go back to hers
This nigga gets it, ding ding ding
Dinner
internship
work term
student co-op
I honestly don't even know anything about my dad's personality
He literally would work 14 hours a day, get yelled at by my mom and stay up late watching TV
no they’re not. chatgpt knows everything. most human retards know ugatz about anything
are those nachos in your sandwich
Cheddar pringles
this all sounds gay as fuck
id rather adopt
1. i wouldnt have to deal with wamen
2. there wouldnt be a 50 50 chance id end up with a gurl
dont want to raise a fucking daughter
I regularly get the Google AI hallucinating false information at me when I’m searching for something that I already know about. Wouldn’t trust it at all to do introductory research.
Cant even tell if posts like this are satire or not desu
A walmart employee had to clean this
not him but I agree with him
maybe get a surrogate
FUCK dealing with women
Controversial opinion
I don't hate women
And for dessert: colon cancer.
there is not a single quality about me that isn’t incelibate
remember what I said in the last thread about /brit/ being the worst and most disgusting general on this board?
How about visiting Colón, Cuba on the Tropic of Cancer
refuse to buy American product
This makes Americans cry and shit their pants for some reason?
Like a rhinestone cowboy
Literally me
Boycotting Israel is a felony for ZOGmericans. Chudnadians are being antisemitic…
Vermont maple syrup is better than Canadian maple syrup
addicted to american basket weaving forum
typical leaf L
It's owned by a jap living in the caliphate
they would call it job shadowing
so 2chan is an American website?
I downloaded Terraria. I've never played it. I was thinking it'll be like Noita Minecraft, is that accurate?
so white women like latinos?
What?
Terraria, while sharing some similarities with Noita and Minecraft, is a distinct experience. Here's a quick breakdown to set your expectations:
- Like Minecraft? Terraria is a 2D sandbox action-adventure game, unlike Minecraft's 3D block-based world. Both have exploration, building, and crafting, but Terraria leans more into structured progression with bosses, NPCs, and biomes. Think less "freeform creativity" and more "guided adventure with sandbox elements."
- Like Noita? Noita’s roguelike, physics-based chaos with procedurally generated worlds contrasts with Terraria’s consistent world and focus on long-term progression. Both have exploration and combat, but Terraria’s mechanics are less punishing, with a focus on gear upgrades, base-building, and story-like objectives rather than Noita’s randomized spell-crafting and permadeath.
**Key Features of Terraria**:
- **Exploration**: Vast biomes (jungle, desert, underworld) with unique enemies, loot, and events.
- **Combat**: Heavy focus on fighting bosses (e.g., Eye of Cthulhu, Moon Lord) with varied weapons (swords, magic, ranged).
- **Building**: You can craft houses for NPCs or epic bases, but it’s less central than in Minecraft.
- **Progression**: Defeating bosses unlocks new tiers of gear and content, driving a sense of advancement.
**Playstyle Tips for a Newcomer**:
- Start by punching a tree to gather wood, build a basic shelter, and craft a workbench.
- Explore caves for loot and ores, but gear up before fighting bosses.
- Talk to the Guide NPC for crafting tips and early goals.
- Expect a learning curve—Terraria’s depth (hundreds of items, enemies, and mechanics) unfolds over time.
It’s not quite Noita’s chaotic spell-slinging or Minecraft’s open-ended block-building, but a unique blend of adventure, combat, and creativity. If you enjoy discovering new systems and tackling challenges, you’ll likely dig it. Want tips for a specific aspect (e.g., combat, building)?
scat spammer and SLC spammer at the same time
ugh
Beaner wishful thinking
Nobody wants a 5 foot tall brown gardener
SLC
It's BLC, though.
Standing next to someone means you're dating
Jeet tier logic
roguelike
I’ve never learned what this word means
And if you was suspicious? All that shit is fictitious ;)
Chatgpt ahhh
Is it more obvious now?
Sup Jason
*Pushes you against the wall and grabs your balls* who do you belong to?
As a murrican living in Argentina who's planning on becoming fully fluent in Spanish over the course of several years here, what would be the best use of my fluency when I return to the US? Will it actually help me in anyway or will it just be a parlor trick I can bust out to impress random latinos?
traditionally characterized by a dungeon crawl through procedurally generated levels, turn-based gameplay, grid-based movement, and permanent death of the player character.
These games are heavily influenced by tabletop role-playing games such as Dungeons & Dragons and the 1980 game Rogue, which is considered the forerunner and namesake of the genre.
most powerful AI system ever developed can't beat a fucking pokemon game
americans are cucks just like brits
tiktok has been a disaster for Anon Babble
tetas chinas
woah
it's a randomized game where you go back to the start when you die
go back, our countries aren't for gringitos
Your family hates you because you're a faggot freak loser. I'd never touch you and I could kill you and feel nothing.
Couldn’t that score you a job at a welfare office or the DMV
if you were american you would know that speaking spanish will only "impress" your cleaning lady.
here's a little tip
dont count your eggs before they hatch
and why would an american even want to go to argentina anyway
literally dumber than a bunch of twitch teens from 10 years ago
isn't it gonna be fun a million different AIs trying to brute force all your password shit 24/7 yaaaaaaaaaaaay
Your family hates you because you're a faggot freak loser. I'd never touch you and I could kill you and feel nothing.
Uh oh someone needs punishment *squeezes your balls harder*
hear hear
can't stand the place nowadays full of simpery
Personally I can't wait till they take over the DoD and nuke us all with America's orbital microwave canon
bullying jason is like being mean to a toddler or a downie. you immediately feel bad afterwards
That won't happen without quantum computers
women are inherently low-class so it makes sense theyd be attracted to low-class men
seems like a match made in heaven to me
Everyone likes Jason way more than you goshpedo
*Posted it again award
It already happened once
What?
Anal sex with Jason in doggy style. Passionate missionary sex with Jason. Caressing Jason's chest softly. Kissing Jason's lips with hunger. Thrusting into Jason in cowgirl position. Gripping Jason's hips during reverse cowgirl. Licking Jason's neck while spooning. Grinding against Jason in a standing carry. Sucking Jason's nipples in a lotus embrace. Fucking Jason hard in the butterfly position. Teasing Jason's thighs with my fingertips. Biting Jason's earlobe in a seated scissors. Sliding into Jason during a bridge pose. Holding Jason tight in a flatiron thrust. Exploring Jason's curves in a pretzel dip. Kissing Jason's chest in a face-off position. Pounding Jason relentlessly against the wall. Tracing Jason's spine with my tongue in a wheelbarrow. Making love to Jason wildly in a tabletop press. Feeling Jason's body tremble in a deep impact pose. Fingering Jason slowly in a side saddle. Tonguing Jason's collarbone in a magic mountain. Penetrating Jason in a piledriver plunge. Rubbing Jason's skin during a crab walk. Eating Jason out in a 69 embrace.
why are you seething? I thought White guys were too cool to care what women do
When?
youre in luck tonight. jason is right here so you can make a good impression for him.
Literally nobody would care if goshpedo killed himself lol
Ewww
i cant say i quite get the whole women racebaiting thing
like i feel no relation with white women
why it my business when theyre doing something retarded
im just here to call em stupid
i can simultaneously not particularly care while trash talk them at the same time
apparently this concept is beyond you
ill play along so jason can see your very creative insults. ill be your wingman tonight.
What?
need. pussy.
need. dick.
British humour is some of the funniest shit ever.
+25 minutes and janny still hasn't deleted.
humour
imagine if someone doxxed all of them and posted all their personal identifiable information and posted screenshots of a janny board where all the jannies all hug and jerk each other off for their private reason bans
did you report him
i didnt
I'm quite fond of the word "denizen."
drink > kiss > sex
Never smoked, my lungs are already shit don't need to make them worse
dick in the boooty ahh thread
trvkeocaust
Another antifa got arrested for child molestation lmao
sick-fantasies-of-antifa-pedophile-arrested-in-doj-sting/?_gl=1*80kns6*_ga*MzMyMzE3MDg1LjE3NDg3MzU1OTE.*_ga_Y33MDL6PT4*czE3NDg3MzU1OTEkbzEkZzEkdDE3NDg3MzYzNjEkajYwJGwwJGgw
vaping weed and drinking coffee
sounds too good to be true
Me in 10 minutes but drinking strawberry lager
too many homo niggas ITT
illegal alien
claims mexicans have contributed more to america than whites
threatens to assassinate the president
ah yes
the most useful behavior
never wanted a lower class of mexicans to do the menial labor anyway
fuck everybody for allowing it to happen
Women owe me money for reparations for not looking like anime girls.
this never happened
How to easily pick up women.
Work out your muscles. All of them. Strength training is very important for picking up women.
Find a woman who's svelte, when it comes to picking women up easily the thinner ones will be the best options.
Stretch first.
Find her center of gravity, which will be above her hips.
Grip her tightly, try to remain steady. Since you're gripping her center of gravity make sure she has the durability to remain still, if she moves a lot or goes limp picking her up will be more difficult.
Lift with your legs, your back is fragile
Don't drop her! When you're done picking her up put her down slowly.
As you get stronger, you'll eventually be able to pick up heavier women.
am I supposed to know who you're talking about?
For real
You talk about girls and dates and they just start posting scat
The so called gods chosen people...
Everyone needs to play with my ass
I am fucked.
i don't want to pick up women
i don't want to have sex with a bunch of different woman
i just want a trad wife i just want to love and have sex with one woman in my fucking life and i don't want to be a cuck like all of you guys, thank you
Why are all libtards child molesters?
In what ways?
You want an Indian movie?
typical mexican behavior
someone threatens to assassinate the president literally every day
nothingburger
Find a woman who's svelte
I can't, I live in the South
youtube.com
This is a really good video.
Orange man letting in tons of central american and indian people and pardoning black criminals
radio silence from the MIGAtards
making up the evidence to incriminate himself
how stupid can you be????????
Again do you want an Indian movie?
What do you think i have you advice for? Retard
girlfriend said she wants me to wear a french maid outfit
Claud "Faith" Phillips
that is one zesty buck
Orange man letting in tons of central american and indian people and pardoning black criminals
radio silence from the MIGAtards
Yuri babies are the cutest
His very first state of the union in 2018 or whatever all he talked about was black unemployment lol
mexicans are always the same
it's beyond me why there are so many mexican sympathizers everywhere in america
MIGAtards ain't tuned into anything but a straight supply of OAN and Newsmax infoslop
Do you have an argument?
Is what I said not true?
Me saying it doesnt make it not true.
Tacos y fajitas
Poop smelly
Do you have an argument?
Is what I said not true?
Me saying it doesnt make it not true.
damn I don't really care :/
okay im stumped
what race is this guy
Why the Vatican flag? I frequently see a lot of these people pretend to be Catholic but I never see this sort at Church.
He plans to pardon P. Diddy because the Jewish Hollywood elite and their cabal are all involved in trafficking prepubescent teenage girls to Jeffrey Epstein's island, and nearly all the people who went to his parties have escaped to Europe so they cannot be extradited back to the country. We have found out Black men can actually be cucks, with Diddy asking Cassie to get railed by other men and rinse their mouths with their piss, and Kanye making his wife more creamed than a Starbucks Frappé. Thank you
Yoshida is straight.
What?
Exterminating racism is simply untenable with the reality that is gypsies.
what do you mean??????? sorry i didn't understand thank you
my name is Yoshi Yamamato
Im none of those things
You're projecting
you will never get a germanic girl with such filth coming out of your mouth
Why don't we have these?
what race is this guy
"white" American
Every like two seconds the scoreline is different in the NBA how do people watch this
Because Canada needs an excuse to import a buhzillion indians
Im a white italian man
looks like a /mena/ite if i would have to guess
1/2 of the things on there hate each other. This meme isn't even accurate
yeah it's complete garbage, there is no intensity or significance to any point scored because theres just too many points
college basketball is better
No one has ever said i looked non white in person
Im none of those things
You're projecting
If I came up to you in person I would think you are Mexican, because that's what you look like, terrone
Looks like a faggy sao paulo liberal apartment dwelling lula voter
What??
What?
She died earlier this year sadly
What??? XD??
She died earlier this year sadly
jason's dad left his mom because of him
new lore dump?
Jason are you actually a regular /fog/ poster
I speak English and have white skin unlike Guatemalans and Hondurans
You guys are mean you should be nicer
No, I rarely post there.
Do you like the Bocchi the Rock! Backpack?
What?
most people are evil. not me though obviously
faggot
Guatemalans and Hondurans arent a race
ooooof
she's with Jesus now
They are indians
christians think that dogs dont have souls
he literally posts about his gay little gacha there regularly
visible ribs
why doesn't he eat?
he’s mgtow doe
brown nipples
ohno...nonononono
I used to post in there years ago and everyone in there is an autistic retard it's the perfect place to bait
thread is getting seriously gay, let's clean it up.
this was deleted why
I guess.
I don't post there often because it's mostly a millennial 76 tranny general.
mgtow is a comedy night punchline, nobody is unironically mgtow
can it bitch we're discussing jordan
You're a gay braptard
Lula is based
Bolsonaro was cringe
wouls stick it in het vangiena
Specifically what said
This is advice and an example to cultivate a GOOD relationship with lifelong intentions
At least i have a career and went to college unlike jason
76 won, get over it!
literally the worst post ever fucking made award goes to jason
wish i had a career
homos get out
You are attracted to farts, you're gay
Okay, sis.
Jews are above the law in this country
They are the law
I didn't, anyone can turn redditflags on. I was being impersonated so often I uninstalled them.
I dont WANT to be single again but if i am i am gonna go on a milf pussy onslaught before i get into another serious relationship
I'm based
I was the only person who regularly used flags for YEARS until they just stopped working and I didnt both to fix them
Terrone looks white idk why you guys keep saying he doesn't
Jews are above the law in this country
They are the law
The only reason I stopped is because I transitioned to mobile posting full time and I could never figure out how to install them on my phone
what is this creature
goshcel loves to save pics of posters on his computer
that trampoline
God this fucking picture is so old
Youre posting a picture of me thats like almost 10 years old now
Steak is IN the oven
Ive never done a reverse sear before
Lager going to be entering my tummy soon
Excited
Stupid neighbor is playing music loudly outside so I can't enjoy the ambience of my backyard
Plop
Mop
Poop
Moop
You are attracted to farts, you're gay
gay white nationalist weeaboo
At least i have a career and went to college unlike jason
Kill me
/cum/s perfect weapon
What?
post on Anon Babble
followed by Anon Babble posters
post on Anon Babble
followed by Anon Babble posters
At least you normalfags don't go on Anon Babble or Anon Babble
Steak is IN the oven
Ive never done a reverse sear before
Lager going to be entering my tummy soon
Excited
Super gay
Why doesn't your white wife cook for you???????
I dont even LOOK like that anymore
farming simulator pro league
that's the whitest thing i've ever seen in my life
Bro what the FRICK
what did white people even do?
Why do minorities hate us so much? We literally didn't DO anything
fuck dinosaurs who eating who now bitch
Jews have filled their heads with lies
Would it?
I had a temp job they said I could keep it if I passed my assessment but I didn't keep the job even though I passed the assessment. Now I am broke without a car in America.
I am 22 now so I am preparing to give up on life improving
surefire way to get herpes
it would not
infact there needs to be less sex, there's too many people
like getting dolled up
i just want a girlfriend like lum
that tan
She's going to get wrinkles fast
Theres too many Brazilians in my city
How much would you pay for a girlfriend like lum
Shut up you burning slut.
Did you know a singer can still be looking like a side piece at 33?
Holy fuck
Could I get an AI to swipe on tinder for me?
I'd just have it swipe left on black girls and fat girls, and swipe right on everyone else
Stunad, you're talking like 33 is old
Being penetrated by another man is a lovely feeling if the guy doing it to to you has prepared your ass properly before he tries to push his cock into you, and as his cock goes up inside you b4 he begins to fuck you even with the initial bit of entry pain the sensations you feel are wonderful and have a way of satisfying you.
What is a place in this country that is 100% non Hispanic white?
did the dishes award
Some shitholes in Kentucky
jasons house
I love Asian bitches
When my shitcoins take off I'm gonna buy the billy Madison mansion in toronto
oh same, just now. took out the trash too
I went to a singles night at a bar last night and this hot Jeeta milf was there
She told me and some other guys that she is only willing to date Indian men, wtf?
Obamacare is a good thing
Taking a massive shit as I type this post and it feels like I’m being raped by my own poo log
Anyone have a beer recommendation? I'm going to a convenience store so don't suggest anything uncommon it won't be there (god, so much IPA)
make people who have insurance spend more money on insurance
didn't include people who didn't make enough money
it was just another liberal way to funnel more money into big pharma
what is this
madison wi is very white, not terrone white, icelandic from iceland white
coors banquet
Hoegaarden
Anyone have a beer recommendation? I'm going to a convenience store so don't suggest anything uncommon it won't be there (god, so much IPA)
pabst blue ribbon, new glarus's spotted cow
Bros... take care of your teeth
I have what is probably two completely rotted and infected teeth right now and it is just non stop intense pain and no dentist is open on the weekend here to give me a referral for a surgeon
i had to do a canal once and i was in so much pain before it was miserable
Holy fuck I know this beer!!!
Imagine eating this good
Holy fuck, is that chicken?
Enjoy salmonella. It should NOT be pink like that
How much would you pay for a girlfriend like lum
you don't pay for something like that, anyway, thank you
Its good stuff
Those Belgians know how to make good beer
thats obviously not chicken bro
at the sweetspot of high and drunk
NEW
lol i had that last time. wasn't bad
alright one of these two lads thank you
what's the problem
everyone gets fired
you can use tinder.com and probably make some ai script