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Who the fuck is terrone and why would I want to see some fat black girls tits
why would I want to see some fat black girls tits
i like boobies
I don’t find that surprising. In our era, journalists have the lowest average IQ out of any university major. Part of it is probably related to how people struggle to communicate beyond a roughly 20 point IQ gap. You can’t have a 150 IQ genius writing buzzfeed slop for 100 IQ normies.
He is a regular in /cum/ and a nazi chud. His ex-gf his half-Mexican, though.
Yeah, sounds reasonable. His newspaper called "Der Stürmer" was mostly read by uneducated people.
t. Alberto Barbosa
women are so easy to impress all you have to do is take them to something mildly interesting and buy them food while they talk about themselves all day, and theyll be head over hesl for you for 'taking them on a whole ass date where they didnt have to drive or plan anything'
and then you can kill them
don't have a car so that's out of the question.
cum i am drinking in a group of 6 vut can't talk to anyone what do i do?
jeet detected
Brown gonna brown
Well then youve got bigger problems than not having a gf
I deserve a cute Anon Babble bf
I think Scott Bessent has the highest IQ while Kristi Noem has the lowest.
sounds like you looked in a mirror
say something
Keep drinking till you can talk to them
why is that a problem? oh yeah because Americans think small government means no new infrastructure ever.
cant stop yawning
Songh ccà, chi vo’ nu bicchiere?
Songh ccà, chi vo’ nu bicchiere?
Songh ccà, chi vo’ nu bicchiere? Drinks onna house
never ask a white nationalist the race of their girlfriend
I wanna go on a date with a cute Anon Babble boy
I long for a wmxf ethnostate
My gf is latinx
Kill yourself
sent $8075 to bell (phone bill) instead of $80.75 award
House real big, cars real big
Dick real big, everything real big
Rims real big, pockets real big
Rings real big, let me tell you how I live
Like that, buy that, 24's ride that
Ladies, gentlemen, gangstas, pimps
Bitches, hoes, stunnas, shiners
I'm rich bitch, I'm a fuckin' Big Tymer
I wanna kill myself
ok im not cute THOUGH
Phone bill
Sei stonato
why
You wouldnt seethe if you had a car
The problem is jealousy but you project it onto busses or something
thanks for the tip :)
nah it means I have 100 free months
My gf is latinx
they ride dick like no others, I didn't know hips could move like that
you lucky bastard
That's what the circumcisor said
call the bank and make them reverse it
Free
Stunad
what are ya then
I just went to donate blood and they didn't ask me if I had ever had gay sex. Americans really are chuds
Access to latinx pussy would cure chuddism in a day
I'm hopelessly in love with the Mon Mothma actress.
Imagine getting goshy's blood ewwwwwww
they know you're gay. they're gonna throw your blood out when you leave.
How many $ do they pay you for your blood?
Latinx are over sexualized strumpets with no inherent worth
truth
Whites are over sexualized strumpets with no inherent worth
I could have another you in a minute, matter fact he'll be here in a minute
pendejo
Hey
lol
i don't think you're ready for this jelly
I remember when my heart broke
make it a group of seven
en.wikipedia.org
you bellend
Ive never had friends who were non white and i never will
Ive never dated a non white woman and I never will
Ive never had sex with a non white woman and I never will
it's not seething to explain why something is retarded.
i did
?
Wrong girl
Ive never had friends
Ive never dated
Ive never had sex
Damn that's kind of sad
an ugly incel
Remember the song Hip Hop by Static-X and Dead Prez?
Nope
Lowkey shit ass song (highkey)
i was at the store and this little kid probably 3 years old kept yelling “chicken jockey” but he was saying “chicken bockey”
I remember immortal technique, Jedi mind tricks, and dead prez all being really popular. They were all kind of edgelord brainlets tough
semen semen
I practice semen retention
you can’t practice not doing something
Should have kicked him
Remember when the homestar runner guys parodied this type of collaboration?
youtube.com
i adolfed very hitlery
Fuckboy jihad
Jason has inflamed anal walls
stop reposting my posts motherfucker i'm getting pissed. it's not even transformative so it doesn't fall under fair use so i could honestly sue your ass.
I bet you do too
No modern man can escape goyslop
i’m looking into becoming gay
ooga booga! rape rape! rape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL
I'm on the same wavelength as whoever made these posts
Which one are you ?
stinky boy
Is my walmart brand pico de gallo goyslop
Got super high and drunk last night and binge ate like 3000 calories ot salty snacks
Should I just not eat today? Or eat a normal amount? Or a small amount?
t. sexy
Yo if you're black, this bitch is free pussy. She won't snitch
Nazbol gxng
Happy not to see pepe and the Anon Babble clover on here
Beyonce has a ton of songs like this. Single lady anthem and shit. Makes it really obvious she hates her Mr potato head husband
Pookraine is losing
Just eat like normal maybe 500cal less
When you overfill the jug you dont just not fill it up next time because there was already 2 days of water in it before today
And this is a bad thing
Yes you can
You can "get cold" but you're the guy who says "akshully you're losing heat"
absolutely grim thread
tf is a meat sweat chud lol
crazy how they have to make up nonsense sounds to avoid using slurs
Still pooing
Havent left the house all day because of it
I dont think im going to the taquerria or aldi, bros
What are your thoughts on this post
Prefer not to say.
Xiaohongshuuuuuuuu
If you day anything mean i will post a picture of my poo liquid
Youve been warned
i hate myself
Never understood how people got addicted to porn
Maybe it's because my libido has only been enough to do it once or twice a week though
he probably thinks it's an insult because he's a jewy vegan faggot and eating meat is a "bad" thing
or rather, he thought. bet he's sweating quite a bit in Hell right now.
Homestar runner was so good you would think people would still be ripping it off today
Momberg is on a cruise through the Baltics right now
She took a picture of this Latvian couple getting married in Riga.
Congrats to these Latvians!
Why did the chicken cross the road
me on the right, you on the left
How many younger guys do you think your mom has seduced on that cruise
There's a lot of things wrong with my life but I've never looked at another person and thought I would rather be them aside for a very short period of time
Maybe that's the ego talking
Why
It ran its course. It was funny because it was new and unique, but it wasn't good enough to last forever. Certainly wouldn't entertain cumbrained zombie zoomers.
Great song
They played this as part of the encore when I went to their concert
ugly, retarded
I think that's the best way to view life
I think it's hard to exist in this world without somehow receiving some pretty fucked up problems at some point in your life. Only naive people think if they could just switch places with a rich person that everything will instantly become much better. It's just a whole different perspective but the spectrum of emotions doesn't change that much
Despite the senseless violence, friends of the 32-year-old say it wouldn't change his outlook on social justice.
'I know he would have wanted people to use his death as a means to talk about structural wrongs in the city.
'I'm absolutely positive that he would immediately see that this was a person who was suffering from a lack of resources in our community, who probably needs better mental health support, possibly housing, possibly drug support, drug treatment.
Molly Rankin of the famous Rankin Family family
100% chance Momberg is getting her back blown the fuck out by some ripped fitness instructor on the cruise. He's probably busting up her assholeberg right now.
I'm watching it right now and the writing is so sharp, it holds up better than golden age simpsons
Ugly
For one, there's probably ways to compensate somehow like with fashion or being healthier, for two, men are supposed to be a little ugly because we're meant to be savage warriors not twink pretty boys. For three, women aren't attracted to looks in the same way men are. Ugly guys get laid all the time, constantly even.
As for stupid, just read books or whatever
I put $250 on the Oilers
it holds up better than golden age simpsons
Gonna agree to disagree on that, seasons 1-7 are the GOAT and basically their only real competition is KOTH. Homestar Runner was great for sure, maybe you just liked it more than me.
Negative xp ruined an entire generation of men
Sorry for your loss
The Houston Oilers dont exist anymore
The same Rankin from Rankin and Bass?
You know that song by Phil Collins in the air of the night
Its funny how ice hockey fans are cucked by teams from warm weather states with no ice and no fans
basically their only real competition is KOTH
Futurama*
South Park is close
neither do the Cape Breton Oilers, 1993 Calder Cup champions
Americans had to swear the pledge of allegiance every day in school. Canadians just had to stand and listen to "Oh Canada" which was later co-opted and ruined with faggot pozzed lyrics to be gender neutral.
There's a good reason America will outlast any other nation, including Canada.
hee hee! hoo hoo! rape! WAHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's funny how there are only 5 americans on the panthers
Explain to me how someone can accidentally jump with their ice skate blades into another man‘s throat during a game
About that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drownin'
But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
Reminds me of the time when I was renting a car and the woman working there charged me the price of a car. She was probably panicking more than I was
it's too obscure and most cartoon fags would rather talk about which stephen universe they want to fuck/be than acknowledge how perfect homestar runner was
South Park is awesome but I always considered them in a league of their own. They were always 18+ whereas KOTH, Futurama, and The Simpsons were PG13. You can do way more if you have a later timeslot and your show is adults only. OG Futurama truly is great though, not sure about the reboot as I haven't seen any of it.
The incident a couple years ago was literally a round house kick, not sure how the guy wasn't convicted of murder.
IN TEXAS, we would also say the pledge of allegiance to Texas
NIGGERS
I won't apologize for anything the white race has done in the past
Jews should apologize for all they've done but they dont and never will
Homestar Runner was generic flash slop
A dime a dozen
(Have never heard of homestar runner until it was mentioned in this thread but maybe it’ll generate you)
This month Germany celebrated their 80th year of occupation
it tastes too bitter
This is what winning with only a minority of your armed forces engaged looks like
One man tried to stop it...
What's that song that goes
Let's not kill the karma, let's not start a fight
No he didn't
I got to lead the pledge a few times because I was a teachers aide and would be in the office delivering papers and the principal let me
Not good bait because it's so astronomically far from the truth
Had a goon earlier and watched this masturbation video and then she „came“ and „squirted“ and it was legit just a solid stream of yellow piss lol made me laugh then I skipped to the next video
*shits loudly next to you* oh my bad
She begs to suck the 6'4 cock
HJSUS
When Canadian, British and American forces landed on the beaches of Normandy Hitler's first thought was omfgggggggg
on god, goebbels?
Even more based. Texas should just secede at this point, it could easily be its own country.
i always look for the asshole winking
dead ass bruh dem niggas wildin
Lil Adolf was fented the fucc out in his bunker nigga was tweaking
does anyone even care about the bumfight beyond a few redditors? literally no one gives a shit anymore, not even the MSM reports on it anymore lol. it's just a distraction they can pull up and use when it's convenient, people are literally getting blown to fucking pieces every day and CNN is like "oh well some nog got choked so we're gonna run with that for the next week".
kpopmaxxing
I love winking girlanuses
imagine how hard them generals were roasting lil addy whenever he left the room
Yes he did
I love winking girlanuses
two countries, one spirit
Kinda sounds like you do
drinking beer
It was it's own country for almost a decade
no you're not
Some girls really do just cum beautifully, but not all. It's still fun anyway
my phone is broken otherwise i'd have posted a pic
I have a bunch of riding video I haven't gone through and the more it piles up the less I feel like cutting some clips. Can't believe early youtubers did this shit daily
Have you guys ever noticed that when women like you/dislike you they'll make it extremely obvious to you? If they like you they'll smile a lot, look the other way and act nervous and if they dislike you they'll treat you like shit. They can never have a neutral behavior towards men. Women are truly scum.
no I haven't noticed that
women avoid me like im something evil
American media stopped referencing Sally Fields Oscar speech
but i don't, my post was pretty clear on that.
every woman likes me and every man dislikes me
I never noticed and that was kinda the problem. A girl in high school I hung out with all the time, who I thought was not at all interested, eventually literally just asked me directly to have sex.
It should be again. Texas could be a powerhouse with its oil, ranching, space exploration, coastal industry, and tourism.
Chad! Slayyy
i find it very cringe i wish i didn't notice it
You are brown and a favelado
Now that's a "hot" dog! ;)
EDIT: thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
EDIT 2: My highest upvoted post!
Just squashed a bug.
Just had this „free photoshop edits“ page on my Facebook feed and someone wanted an old work picture of her and her husband restored and every comment was just some boomer who slapped it in some shitty „AI“ app that just put a weird filter over their faces or the savvy boomers used ChatGPT to recreate the image into people who don’t even look remotely similar to the original
Facebook is such a weird place
Does anyone even use it anymore apart from boomers commenting on AI engagement farming bot pages
Don’t even know why I am still using it
I open it scroll for a minute then close
BBQing a burger, sausage, baked potato, and enjoying a frosty beer. I hope you're not just consuming some horrible goyslop this evening.
Women don't want to have sex with me
I hate this bitch
Why would they? Probably add men to that list too.
I want to have sex with women so it's only natural that they would want to have sex with me
Money can fix any woman’s unwillingness
that's illogical
Ayo this dude lives in New Zealand!
Haha yeah, EVERY woman has a price, whether they want to admit it or not
Nova Zealand
New Scotland
New Scotland, New York
ニューメキシコ
business idea: New Cumland
Pussy grool
Gross when its not your wife
fk is over twice my age
pussy drip dr-drip-dr-drip droplet
LOL THE CATS FACE
What is pussy grool
So apparently New Zealand is named after the Zeeland region in the Netherlands, but there is ALSO an island called Zealand in Denmark, which contains Copenhagen.
The mucus and wetness produced by an aroused pussy
Ew
Why does it do that
Why do you release precum when you're aroused
Ew
faggot
Ew
Only if she's ugly
just typed in a captcha perfectly and it made me re-do it
fucking faggot shit
It's filtered blood plasma that exudes from the soft tissue membranes of the vaginal wall. It aids in copulation
Can't relate
Dicks are more aesthetic than pussies. It's not even close
Because it's pee
Idk
Nerd emoji
Krabs is selling food
Made by yellow dude
buck broken
i hate this dirty scurvy wicked evil world so much. even if i die today i won’t rest peacefully knowing that the soil of this place has touched my noetic soul forever and the association can never be undone
i hate this dirty scurvy wicked evil world so much. even if i die today i won’t rest peacefully knowing that the soil of this place has touched my noetic soul forever and the association can never be undone
Precum isn't pee, though it contains some. It's a bit of some parts of semen released prior to climax to clear the passageway of urine which would be harmful to the sperm
We can cuddle and have sex and it will be ok :)
I want to be reincarnated as a plant.
tired of the gays ITT they really are taxing.
the biggest loser
i look like this and say this
yuck
You will love it :) Let's just get close and let ourselves go
Im not even fucking joking despacito came on as i was walking out of the taquerria
Jesus christ
Hopefully the Justin Bieber version
Love green baked ziti so much
This is going to be my son
watchin body cam vids
You want your son to be suspended from school and placed in another class?
When I was in like 5th grade one of the guys in my class walked straight up to the librarian and said "you got a nice ass miss" he got in school suspension for a week
I unironically wish I was gay so I would never have to deal with women ever
The only caveat is if being turned on by men fucks up platonic friendships with men
So wack, absolutely cucked generation
We used to flip up ladies skirts and they'd just give us a few seconds of scolding and move on
You never realize how much you drank until you wake up
And the clue is:
"People who annoy you"
N [ ] GGERS
Just ate some Oreo icecream.
I treat women with respect
I don't
Yeah I'm gonna risk getting sent to jail for sexual assault for an epic maymay
Sorry to hear that. I've never had Oreo or Cookies n Cream ice creams that didn't suck ass. They're always bland, gritty, and taste like charcoal.
That's why you don't got bitches on your dick
As a kid, doing shit like that is how you build up confidence with women and take risks. Restricting or overly punishing that kind of behavior just makes you afraid to make moves on women the rest of your life
I'm saying as a kid retard
That's why you don't got bitches on your dick
As a kid, doing shit like that is how you build up confidence with women and take risks. Restricting or overly punishing that kind of behavior just makes you afraid to make moves on women the rest of your life
no mom I didn't hide your sambuca please stop screaming...
I got out doomered. That's all I've got bro
I just love surfing the world wide web.
imagine going to hell because you told some anon to kill himself and he actually did
I realistically see no way to ever lose my virginity
If I was actually concerned I would just concert to judiasm since they don't believe in hell
I never tell anyone to kill themselves unless they are actually a pedophile, and even then i usually don't
neighbors are partying
/brit/ is the most dysfunctional, random, schizo, and degenerate general this board has to offer. it's basically just Anon Babble with union jacks.
tap water tastes like cinnamon
Should I be concerned?
2:13am it’s time to sleep
"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME" – WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN?
IT'S THEM ROSE-TINTED CHEEKS, YEAH, IT'S THEM DIRT-COLORED EYES
SUGAR-HONEY ICED TEA, BUMBLEBEE ON THE SCENE
YEAH, I'D GIVE UP MY BAKERY TO HAVE A PIECE OF YOUR PIE
UGH
i find it strange that everyone talks about japan's low birth rate but there are countries with lower birth rates and probably the USA has low birth rates but no one notices because of the immigrants that come in all the time.
gn krautbro. my night is just getting started and it's gonna be a WILD one.
Really unsure of how to spend my day
they talk about this all the time jews are constantly begging japan to take in immigrants and they refuse, when they do accept them they put them under 24/7 surveillance for the first 5 years they're there or whatever and the EU is constantly calling that racist
and what about china and korea? those countries are also without so many immigrants and low birth rates.
I love Canada
WHAT'S POPPIN GEN Y HOMIES!?! Fo' shizzle my nizzles! Metallica released their second album, St Anger, after their first album, Reload! Also, Limp Bizkit's new song Behind Blue Eyes, which Fred says he wrote himself. They have such deep songs, like Papa Roach and Linkin Park.
Whaddya mean "Rock went to shit in 1997"? Homeslice, 97 is what got me *into* rock.
Who's Iron Maiden? What's a "Ride the Lightning"?
china doesn't care about the international community and americans keep immigrants away from korea
Fo' shizzle my nizzles
I remember some white news anchor lady got in trouble for saying this because she didn't realize it was a play on the n word
everyone afraid to make a good post until the new gets baked
Real
Thread fucking dies at 310
Get to 350 you cowards
I'll do it hold on
The r to the a to the p to the e
My friends gf caught me looking at her tits and gasped when she realized, they didn't say anything so its a W for me.
NEW
Just spent a few minutes in /brit/ and it is surely the gayest, worst general this board has to offer. Holy shit what a mess. Some dude was literally just posting tranny fag porn webms.