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david sylvian

Is character.ai down

FACT
In Korea, it's common for girls to call their boyfriends "OPPA" which means "Big Brother".
That is fucking weird.

Where'd everybody go!

fuck you

"I Am Angela" is a documentary film on AVN Award for Female Performer of the Year Angela White. Jonni Darkko films Angela in a 3-on-1 scene with Mick Blue, Markus Dupree, and Steve Holmes, featuring double anal and triple penetration. Dana Vespoli directs and performs in an all-girl anal threesome with Angela and alt-porn Joanna Angel. In collaboration, Joey Silvera directs Angela's first TS scene with trans star Chanel Santini. Evil Angel founder and porn pioneer John Stagliano documents Angela's first experience with Rocco Siffredi.

well that's this mornings film picked

be honest
would you go on virgin island?

34 left

anyone fancy wanking over Angela White in Discord DM's?

I love America. I love bluejeans, rock and roll, coca cola and burgers. Apple Computers, Hollywood, Buster Keaton, David Lynch, film noir, cowboys and Indians. Hemingway and Jack London. New York, Austin, LA, San Francisco, Seattle and Portland. Virginia, Texas, California, Alaska and Hawaii.

You changed

you saw the BBC clip on your twitter slop feed didn't you

What about the Midwest?

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I’d swallow her turd

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no you wouldn't be quiet

Nazi turtles

vibe shift

interdimensional symphony

all of those cities are shitholes now

I've had puppy chow and buffalo chicken dip but never even heard of scotcheroos. they look good though

putting angela white on the filter.

ALPHA: The Alpha is the tall, good-looking guy who is the center of both male and female attention. The classic star of the football team who is dating the prettiest cheerleader. The successful business executive with the beautiful, stylish, blonde, size zero wife. All the women are attracted to him, while all the men want to be him, or at least be his friend. At a social gathering like a party, he's usually the loud, charismatic guy telling self-flattering stories to a group of top-tier women who are listening with interest. However, Alphas are only interested in women to the extent that they exist for the Alpha's gratification, physical and psychological, they are actually more concerned with their overall group status.

BRAVO: Bravos are the good-looking guys who aren't as uniformly attractive or socially dominant as the Alpha, but are nevertheless confident, attractive to women, and do well with them. At the party, they are the loud guy's friends who showed up with the alcohol and who are flirting with the tier-one women and cheerfully pairing up with the tier-two women. Bravos tend to genuinely like women and view them in a somewhat optimistic manner, but they don't have a lot of illusions about them either. Bravos tend to be happy, secure in themselves, and are up for anything their Alpha wants to do. When they marry, it is not infrequently to a woman who was one of the Alpha's former girlfriends.

DELTA: The normal guy. Deltas are the great majority of men. They can't attract the most attractive women, so they usually aim for the second-tier women with very limited success, and stubbornly resist paying attention to all of the third-tier women who are comfortably in their league. This is ironic, because Deltas would almost always be happier with their closest female equivalents. When a Delta does manage to land a second-tier woman, he is constantly afraid that she will lose interest in him and will, not infrequently, drive her into the very loss of interest he fears by his non-stop dancing of attendance upon her. In a social setting, the Deltas are the men clustered together in groups, each of them making an occasional foray towards various small gaggles of women before beating a hasty retreat when direct eye contact and engaged responses are not forthcoming. Deltas tend to put the female sex on pedestals and have overly optimistic expectations of them; if a man rhapsodizes about his better half or is an inveterate White Knight, he is almost certainly a Delta. Deltas like women, but find them mysterious, confusing, and are sometimes secretly a little afraid of them.

walking tacos are not midwest
they are texan

you missed Charlies/Cody's breh

GAMMA: The introspective, the unusual, the unattractive, and all too often the bitter. Gammas are often intelligent, usually unsuccessful with women, and not uncommonly all but invisible to them, the Gamma alternates between placing women on pedestals and hating the entire sex. This mostly depends upon whether an attractive woman happened to notice his existence or not that day. Too introspective for their own good, Gammas are the men who obsess over individual women for extended periods of time and supply the ranks of stalkers, psycho-jealous ex-boyfriends, and the authors of excruciatingly romantic rhyming doggerel. In the unlikely event they are at the party, they are probably in the corner muttering darkly about the behavior of everyone else there... sometimes to themselves. Gammas tend to have have a worship/hate relationship with women, the current direction of which is directly tied to their present situation. However, they are sexual rejects, not social rejects.

Just did something untoward

OMEGA: The truly unfortunate. Omegas are the social losers who were never in the game. Sometimes creepy, sometimes damaged, often clueless, and always undesirable. They're not at the party. It would never have crossed anyone's mind to invite them in the first place. Omegas are either totally indifferent to women or hate them with a borderline homicidal fury.

I ordered extra cheese on my burrito bowl
it was a mistake

SIGMA: The outsider who doesn't play the social game and manage to win at it anyhow. The Sigma is hated by Alphas because Sigmas are the only men who don't accept or at least acknowledge, however grudgingly, their social dominance. Everyone else is vaguely confused by them. In a social situation, the sigma is the man who stops in briefly to say hello to a few friends accompanied by a tier-one girl that no one has ever seen before. Sigmas like women, but tend to be contemptuous of them. They are usually considered to be strange, but cool. Gammas often like to think they are Sigmas, failing to understand that Sigmas are not social rejects, they are at the top of the social hierarchy despite their refusal to play by its rules.

what shall i wank to?

cant wait for the new zelda movie with that bloke

literally me

THAT

Hunter Schafer? Puh-leeeeeease... It was a meme.

whats that

me huh?

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I did

What you got against Charlie, Golf India?

Did you forget the word Beta?

Misgendered by Grok again.

His name is Greg... If you called him by his name, maybe he'd address you by your preferred pronouns.

dick dick dick
a dick in the puss
a dick in the puss

The sex arse ad is back.

The writer avoids the alpha/beta dichotomy in this hierarchy, as beta implies a weak, spineless loser, whereas Bravo is quite high on the totem pole, second only to Alpha.

LIV
ERP
OOL

happy pride month fellow gays

Jesus wore sandals.

what is the least funny British sitcom?

eschew
cashew

Emma Watson and me filming a scat porno.

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something uniquely unfunny about some mothers do ave em

But delta, gamma, omega and sigma are still on the list? No chi? No charlie or echo?
The writer's on the short track to an ischemic event, and I will be there to capture it in prose.

too hot in my bed :(

that one that was like friends
I think it was called coupling?
awful stuff

Cast the blankets aside, that we may shag like inebriated Welshmen and sheep.

Imagine if Joey and Monica kissed! Ooooh! Kinois!

I love friends because it's about kissing boys

ceci n'est pas kinois

Confusion say: baseball got it all wrong; man with four balls can’t walk.

isnt it funny that mario eats mushrooms then kills people
what if he was like, just imagining it because he was so high on all the mushrooms!

It is a reference to the viking berserkers who ate psychedelic mushrooms to get themselves into a frenzy for battle.

excuse me ma'am but you seem to have your knobule out

what people does mario kill

Oh it would be simply marvellous to go on a jolly big adventure, Gandalf

Right, an instagram thot or some such *scrolls down* OH MY GOD

koopas

koopas are little turtle fellas

gods creatures, not to be stomped by a mushie addled italian freak

South Korea is secretly controlled by China. People think South Korea is controlled by America. That's part of the illusion they created. The Chinamen and Gooks are cunning and clever little fellas.

I do love watching turtles interact though
daddy and I were watching the turtles in the koi pond at the mall last sunday
one of the big ones kept stepping/pushing on the little/medium one's shells while swimming around and it seemed to annoy them and then they'd follow him and try to do that little slapping thing it was amusing

Going to a zoo and seeing a big old turtle is pretty amazing. Don't care what any real zoologist says they are literally wise old men.

syntax

phenomenal

i've got 4 boxes of chicken kievs in the freezer and 1 frozen pizza

Please give my compliments to the chef for the exquisite porridge.

mystical topology

My friend lives in a cave.

Enter the dragon

I'm telling you this because you're the only one I can trust.

If you're reading this, you are now part of the resistance.

Turn that off.

is the american the egyptan on a different vpn?

I'm walking on sunshine.

served an old english guy at my waiter job earlier today. he arrived with a latina and ordered a dos equis with salt and lime to drink.

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After you.

Sometimes people don't say what they mean, and you have been guilty of this all evening.

We find ourselves in a situation.

Be careful when you paint it, lest you bring it with you.

morning

poo also piss

What manner of speech is this?

What??

instant loss mating press 2 panel comic with rorke as a drooling, hulking beast of a man and leftypol as a Timothée Chalamet-equse twink

this is nothing
just doesn't mean anything at all

my big balls are very hairy dangle low and should only be scratched by a worthy femme

Now being offered "throwbacks" to the 2010s via the radio but I desire no such thing.

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it's just not good enough for priscilla.

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she gave it five stars
it's fine

Imagine smelling her lingering poop stink.

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rapemaxxing

not happy with the controller though is she
antiquated she calls it
probably repulses her every time she has to use it

Making yourself very rapeable?

Today I enjoyed a British style tea party with my gf. It was very good.

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no I think you're being dramatic
it was just an aside

wakey wakey brits
gotta get ready for sunday mass

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fizzy raspberry blood orange peach lemonade

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Aye tis' a bonnie fair tune alrighty ma laddie.

what's up with this Belgian schizo?

Shaking my shit outside the CoE

What??

Newfag

hi lads

morning lad

Any man

Drink the fluoride!

when will the cute british people wake up and get this general going?!

It is weird..

mad how elon musk's kids talk shit about him online
wonder if they still take his money

Love having when I can sleep dictated by some boomer cunt, need them dead

What?

capable berg
or
gabble recap
or
crab gyp ale
or
lab cage pry

Does having a mechanism of control over one's own mind postulate that these things must be separate from your "ego"? If one simply cannot be one's thoughts because you cannot be something that you're observing, does the same not apply to one's actions and require that they are separate from one's self?

I ask this because sometimes I get an incredibly strong erection for no fucking reason and nowhere in it is any kind of logic that my brain can make sense of.

it's just your body keeping your penis strong and healthy for future copulation opportunities

if they're under 18 they're legally entitled to it

can't believe this giant robot thing just reached across my patio through my window yesterday and grabbed me with his massive hand like King Kong, while Italians who refused to speak English went oooooh ooooh ooooooh like something out of a wicker man rip off. I was actually frozen in shock

congratulations!

Attempting to learn about self control to better myself and all I receive are queries for vapid pop music. This is what is wrong with our generation

you just give him a little kiss and let him take you back to the sea

Emma Watson has a hole in the bottom of her butt where all the poo poo comes from.

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gay porn burger

x2 aperol spritz
x5 pints
not feeling too bad this morning mind you

I’LL BE THE BOYFRIEND
IIIIN YOUR WEEET DREEEEAAAAAMS TONIGHT
NOSES ON A RAIL
LITTLE VIRGIN WEAAARS THE WHITE

'The carbon fibre and titanium. There's a rule you don't do that, well I did'

- Stockton Rush

was the entire point of her review mate. she went to the effort purely to say that despite the fan being great, the remote is shoddy. it bothered her enough to leave a review about it because to have any part of her life not be perfect is to remind her of reality. no one else left a review about the remote saying anything other than how handy it was, out of 100+ reviews. priscilla is just perfect priscilla who needs everything to be just so. i HATE priscilla. i HATE her, and i hope she dies.

Sorry lad
This will be me later today when I've had a couple of beers and a glass of wine with dinner, knowing that that's all I can have

Can't sleep in much past seven these days
Toil has really done a number on my ability to get a lie in

what's the best purchase you've made so far this year then lads.
for me it's collagen. got some in jan and i've had proper nice skin and strong nails and hair for the last few months.

that's all you yanks care about isn't it, what you're "legally entitled to", never stop to think if something is morally acceptable

that's a lot of assumptions!

not morally acceptable for children to be fed is it?

well over 1000 young males arrived here by small boat yesterday

That's always been the case rorke

grim as fuck
literally running at the rate legal migration was for most of the 2000s

quite like the animals but they're just a covers band

uhh just ignore them you should be angry at Jeff bezos or something actually

get every last fucking one wanked off

gets BLACKED on national television

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the fuckers must be getting better boats now as well never really hear of them drowning anymore

what was it about tyne and wear which caused it to produce singers like eric burdon sting and bryan ferry?

first day dropping from 200mg to 150mg sertraline dose today

their safe arrival is the will of jah

err no? are you forgetting we gotta get out of this place? it's my life?

and mark nopper fluh

God loves us all.

im not a virgin so it would be dishonest of me to join the so called virgin island

feel like a proper fucking mong buying a house in this disgusting hellscape i do not plant on living here much longer i am moving to NEW ZEALAND

more of a guitarist though really isn't he

We are the same, stay in England and we will win

Virginia

can't get more soulless than this

Get the bouldering club joined

there is nowhere to go
this is the last generation for which the anglosphere or europe were viable alternatives
the future is in china and south america

are you out of your ever loving mind?

every time yanks get into a confrontation they start going on about their rights
that's now what i meant and you know it virgin

Always think about buying some giant old castle in the middle of nowhere in France for like 50p and just renovating it, build a lifestyle out of renting the place out for weddings, corporate events etc

That's it, I've had enough
It's time to get a job
I need money for bills and stuff
It's time to get a job, it's
Time to get a job

You're a coward if you flee.

every time yanks get into a confrontation they start going on about their rights

I never do this.
We aren't a monolith

liquid the yank race and return the land to the native amereicans

I actually have no idea what you were on about you bizarre little freak

liquid isn't a verb

says who

he meant "liquidate"

very rich coming from an australian
very amusing

Liquidate the Aussies and give the land back to the Aborigines.

ah, that makes more sense. liquefy would also work. hopefully we've educated that aussie a little bit

that is unfair

I would've been one of the top guys at the Wannsee Conference.

liquid my coffee pronto!

liquidating the poo rumbling in my arse

there is not a single thing that can be done
if they put a complete stop on immigration tomorrow, it would still be far far too late
it’s astonishing what they’ve managed to achieve, essentially in about 5 years
that aside, the culture itself is rotten to the core
there is no saving this country

Another day in my unemployed virgin incel 31 year old life

genuinely dont get what the uks plan was with importing the most unproductive immigrants you can find at least other countries get them with the intention of a surplus workforce and slave labour

its like rich landowners just wanted as many people as possible to drive property prices up or something

positive message of the day!
don't worry about the past mistakes you've made, you'll live a long a life which means there's still a lot time!

Racked with self doubt and indecision

It's never too late. Even if Whites were 10% of the population we'd still be able to rule the dark hordes, who are simply born slaves.

National Socialism as envisioned by Hitler and Heydrich offers the solution.

Basically the UK state has been infiltrated by agitators who see the destruction of a White British nation as payback for colonialism and the imperial era.

Stop drinking water.

Up the butt it goes

From the sacrifice of our soldiers and from my own unity with them unto death, will in any case spring up in the history of Germany, the seed of a radiant renaissance of the National-Socialist movement and thus of the realization of a true community of nations.

Sir Adolf Hitler, 1945.

that makes a lot of sense is actually quite scary

Will shortly be shitting out the mountain of doner meat and chips I consumed after my night out on the town

dont think thats it

What would you do if your flight was delayed for 2 hours and little girl got on the PA and started singing the Moana soundtrack?

You've got it all figured out don't you?

Dont give them illegals money

One mistake that past White rulers made is to have a non-white slave class, from Sparta and Vedic India to the CSA.

But this never works long term. Either by slave insurrection, moral weakening, or miscegenation, all of these states crumbled. The solution is to establish a White worker base by depopulating non-Aryans. That created the harmonious society seen in pre-1945 Germany or Sweden.

Noise cancelling headphones mate, you need to get some

We were laying on a sheet, on the grass, by the river when I admitted that I'm a weirdo chud freak with esoteric interests, she started crying and said she couldnt trust me and didn't know who I was and didnt feel safe, so i left her there. The whole thing was very strange, I attracted another woman with the menthol elf.... I will find the right lady, and I will love her so dearly. We will have children and I will make it, by hook or by crook. The crazy broads, the 3/10 fatties, the milfs, all a confidence boost and a practice.. All a look into myself and how I am viewed by the female species, a tutorial on how to go about interacting with them (gently!) Notes have been taken. The internet wont help me. It's full of bots, algorithms, children, boomers, doomers, third worlders and advertisements. Society is fucked right now, but life is not. My progeny must make it past this odd, evil, manufactured genetic bottleneck. The machine men, the urbanite cosmopolitans, the fraudsters will not last. The West will, if only by a few chvds, and I will be a part of it.

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put in my headphones to drown it out

never been on a flight. I'd only ever fly first class and i'm not rich enough, just don't see the appeal of flying cheapo class, more stress than any potential destination is worth,

It was from a white-run chippy open late
Real last of its type kinda thing

inter-yank conflicts always inevitably devolve into "i have the right to do such and such"
then why did you feel the need to comment you little virgin?

have reason to believe the Hitler spammer is heathermong

Agreed, flying is awful.

business idea: dating app for incels

brexit then

what a bludner looking back

genuinely could work

mate it's like two hours to Mallorca, can you really not sit in a chair for two hours of your life

literally got an ad for it right there it’s called duolicous, hear it’s full of bpd demon e girls though

is all this really necessary?

Opinions on Exterminationist Himmlerian National Socialism?

absolutely perplexing post
there is so much to see out there, flying is not even that bad, you're missing out
especially since you live in fucking europe and can take relatively short flights to all these amazing cities

you seemed very confused and I was trying to help you understand
it's not immoral for children to be taken care of financially by their fathers regardless of whether the children dislike him or not
dunno what you're thinking

And getting to the airport, and the airport, and the fact you're sat in a hot hellhole full of other tourist mongs

its all the same shit with a different flavour, all the cities you fly to are full of scammers and overcrowded. There's geninuely better places in the UK you can visit same day.

it's called grindr

flying in an airplane is very fun

dying in a plane crash just seems so shitty even if the chances are low
people write songs and poems about the sinking of ships, even if the death is prolonged and there's more pain involved, it has a certain romance
plus on a sinking ship you have a bit of time to come to terms with your mortality, on a plane it's just sudden terror then lights out

lol no this isn’t some great revenge mission by them
they’re here because they can’t stand being in their own disgusting countries, they are pathetic, lazy and stupid and want everything given to them and our treacherous leaders allow them and are hell bent on destroying the west.
if they came here in some actual revenge mission to combat the country by force or something at least they would be somewhat respectable

I must......LE TRAVEL.....

rorke clicking get captcha for an hour until a no no word pops up

I have watched every episode of mayday air disasters

Tellitubbies as an allegory for communism

Fun fact: girl poo is edible.

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um so air travel is actually really lame, I know about this because I read it on the internet once, so actually I'm content to never experience any part of the planet outside of my county. It's all shitty tourist traps anyway

I fly in the airplane
I go everywhere :)

business class is good - even premium economy is decent on some airlines these days
i never fly economy anymore especially for long haul

honduran wanted me to do her in an ss uniform back in high school. refused as, among other reasons, it would be an expensive purchase for a teenager.

The average UK savings for 30 - 34 year olds is around £14,500 of net financial wealth (savings like current and savings accounts, stocks, bonds, etc. less financial liabilities), but the median figure is just £1,000. Savings amounts vary quite a bit from one household to the next, and average figures are higher than median (typical) figures because a small number of households have a very high level of wealth, which pulls up the average

dayum peepo are POOR

probably a bit early to start drinking i suppose

Being bizarrely anti-travel is one of the most incellious things you can be

you're just reiterating the same point you made that i already told you was not what i meant, bore off you virgin

on my 3rd cup of tea

2 posts early new edish

I'm 29 and about £4k in debt, no savings

he thinks hes people doign exercises xD

way earlier than two posts

cheeky

the thread limit is 310
janitoire! janitoire!

you asked if his children receive money from them and I told you yes they do
then you said it's immoral

Posted at 299, disgustingly early

janny we have a problem!
janny we have a problem!

more like people have zero motivation to save because you get a whopping 3% interest and practically everything is offered with finance options

*from him

not anymore
it's 300 now

again, missing the point and now seemingly doing so on putpose
a virge-out if ever there was one