/cum/ - Canada US Mexico

dryobates pubescens

we love our north american woodpeckers ain't that right /cum/?

Enjoy
Not too scary, just a bit freaky at the end
More of a drama than a horror movie

pubes

Hmmm

good call. omelas needs him.

Will do thank you. What should I watch tomorrow? Any recs?

1am is my bedtime gn cum

eat my butthole nerd

So true

Yo chat ultimately I realized women don't care about money, it's more about security, having a way, a project, than money itself

Money is just a means to power and security. Anyone who’s obsessed with money itself is puerile, and a cargo cultist

Wonen don't care about money

Hey vancouverniggers, do you go to seattle often? How does it feel to be in a lesser city?

We're in the same boat now, I've seen all the classic Japanese movies that you have.
Another great 60s horror movie is Rosemary's Baby, it's American though.
The next Japanese classic movie on my list is Kwaidan, an anthology with 4 short ghost stories. Maybe we can both watch that tomorrow and share opinions.

You should watch Lawrence of Arabia if you haven’t seen it yet.

this one's a leaf

I have, it's incredible.

that's actually a bird, but i can see how you might get confused.

wait actually i forgot im getting drunk tomorrow night, cant watch any kinos
maybe you should just keep watching Kurosawa movies?
idk, do what you please!

don't be tempted by the devil's titty milk
drink a lacroix instead

he;s canadian

I'm hungry but I smoked too much weed to drive anywhere

youtu.be/O3meEXt-5NI?si=yTHzFzK5x1h__Sxx

Walk to get fast food or to the gas station. Burn calories.

apparently the icy cold tundra of florida is in the hockey finals this year

I am the older anon who kept getting rejected from colleges after fucking up when I was 18. I've finally been accepted into several. thank u to the canadian who told me to keep trying. :)

Sorry, Vancouverites aren’t here, as none of them can speak English anymore

It’s Florida Panthers vs the Edmonton Oilers. Same final as last year. But unfair how Edmonton is a city and has to play a whole state tho.

congrats bud, that's all you.
put in the work and good things will happen.

thank you, anon.

Congrats. Nice work.

if I had financial income I could go to the bar and maybe meet people

alas

nigga seattle sucks ass

The idea of panties with an autism puzzle piece pattern is really cute and hot

that is a very solvable problem anon

Just shut up already.

and your solution is?

i have the gift of gab. do you not enjoy talking with me?

name a better city

i'm tired of people bullying jason

Again???

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I have never talked to you.

pedo

careers.mcdonalds.com/

San francisco. Portland. Tacoma. New work. Ann Arbor. Chicago(Im not brian). Denver

wow, rude.

all the money I'd make at mcdonalds wouldnt even be enough to pay rent

Kek
I said nothing about age

Need art hoe gf

Bout that time of year to turn bright mode on.

they'll cheat on you with jamal

Cry about it.

i eat ass

Haha yeah

Got a chest infection.

damn. Made rice for din din and Im still starving

your name is Phuoc Tran Nguyen

autists are mentally children

Got a yeast infection

only asians eat rice

STFU, timmy

im a cocksuckeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

it's not an infection, it's a starter kit for your next homebrew beer
just find some hops and get brewin

No they are wise beyond their years

Audio of Diddy fucking meek mill

Hmm. I'm wondering if this is 764 related.

What is 764

ok elden ring nightreign was actually a lotta fun and made this day hella better

Google is your friend.

My balls will explode into my future wife's pussy at that time, yeah

a number, i think. it's one more than 763

I thought it would be some law about letting Indian pipo in

You'd be surprised.

Oh shit a handsome jeet

Oh come on that sounds made up by the media and the FBI

currently devouring a quesadilla

You're closer to the truth than you think. Satanic cults have been increasingly growing since the 60s. The FBI are involved but so are a lot of high placed officials, the Mafia, doctors, lawyers, bikers, politicians, police, judges, you name it. A lot of drugs is involved.

Momberg got me a Teen burger.

in 6 months she'll give you a little brother

Why is there a green spot on my leg

Eyes Wide Shut is a documentary

You're turning into Shrek

she wanna fuck in japan

someone venmo me $40 for beer money

Business idea: inquisition type torture of satanists followed by execution by burning at the stake.

satan isnt really that bad t b h

Ok sir just step into the iron maiden and you can tell us all about it from there

There's no M in CUM so far so i came to say hi!

You'll take my life, but I'll take yours too
You'll fire your musket, but I'll run you through
So when you're waiting for the next attack
You'd better stand, there's no turning back
The bugle sounds, the charge begins
But on this battlefield, no one wins
The smell of acrid smoke and horses' breath
As I plunge on into certain death

god tortures people for eternity while satan does not. whos the real bad guy here hmm

Giwtwm

Hello

Satan is little more than a nuisance really

Christians can't refute this

Mexico puts the "Mmm" in "cum"

They were the first concert I went to without an adult. Went with my friends at 13. Great time.

People torture themselves for all eternity. Satan is one of those being tortured for his sin of pride. Of his own doing. God is justice, and sin is punished.

What's the last meal you ate that featured a tortilla?

true, god can kill him any time but doesn't. really makes you think

satan and hell exist to punish the evil. Its like prison but the afterlife

Yes.

youtube.com/watch?v=I5Baui7IQ_E

punishment is evil, just kill them and be done with it

kill them and their spirit goes where? heaven? seems like a reward for their efforts

El Salvador jails people for being in gangs and having gang tattoos even if they haven't committed any other crimes because it signals the intent of committing crimes

We should do the same with satanists

Enfrijoladas, not very healthy but damn it I love beans

into nothingness

Killing them is punishment too. But Satan even in his sin and punishment is used by God as an example to teach his children. That way the end goal of evil existing is the good. And evil must exist for there to be free will. These are all pretty basic concepts that have been thought through a long time ago anon. You should read about it.

this god guy seems pretty evil

So it's 2am and I've been laying in bed since 8pm.

I can just get up now, I guess.

ceasing to exist doesnt teach them empathy or remorse, its just an easy out

m.youtube.com/watch?v=epYKVcHrVr0&pp=ygUianVkYXMgYmUgbXkgZ3VpZGUgbGl2ZSByb2NrIGluIHJpbw==

This but we should also burn them at the stake after we catch them.

Only if you’re really ignorant or really stupid. And at the end of the day, Satan is a loser, he lost the war in heaven. Imagine worshipping a loser.

Next election is Nancy Mace vs AOC

torture also doesn't achieve that

more then a century of prison rehabilitation would prove otherwise

god is losing, people are becoming less religious. satan will win in the end

goodnight

I made this map of states from least important/interesting to most, darker it is = more interesting

are you really comparing prison with hell? this nigga stoopid!!

Cooooooooooom

New york really isnt that interesting. NYC is vastly overrated and upstate is absolutely GRIM

There is nothing in Abrahamism indicating Lucifer is "the devil" and "satan" just means adversary, it's not a name.

Abrahamism is just a native isekai power fantasy. There's no spiritualism or depth, it's just "yahweh killed all the Egyptian cows, then he killed them all again, then again" because he made them respawn o algo

Alaska not in the top 5

Georgia that high

This isn’t a contest. The world is a proving grounds, for people to prove worthiness to God or not. This isn’t a battle because God is fully in control and satan can only act to the extent that God allows him to act. satan is a tool to prove righteousness, not in any way a competitor. The only contest he engaged in was the war in heaven, which he lost decisively and was evicted out of heaven like Jazz getting thrown out of the Bel Air house.

so god is satan then you lose i win this debate

Abrahamism is just a native isekai power fantasy.

just destroyed this religous freak

who wants to go on a bike (bicycle) ride? I like long rides

Let's go for a walk instead

Let's go bowling

Redditleaf keeps coming here and embarrassing himself. Why does he do it?

Redditleaf is based and chuds are idiots

truth nuke

axios.com/2025/05/10/religious-young-people-christianity-rise

christ is king

I am a middle aged woman

all brown people

you guys enjoying the golden age? I am.

Like you

Everything has turned to putrid shit very rapidly in the past few months actually

Luke 2: "On the eighth day, when it was time to circumcise the child, he was named Jesus, the name the angel had given him before he was conceived."

I have noticed that people have to pretend like redditleaf isn't there when they want to have intelligent conversations
There is no point in arguing with him because he won't understand it anyway and tomorrow it will be like it never happened. Everyone is so bored of him that they don't want to engage with him and then he will declare victory when no one replies

I just got a FWB and she has a kind of ugly face but a really hot body. I can just have sex with her every weekend and not have to deal with a relationship. Trump saved america

Making goat mac
Mac and cheese with goat milk, goat butter and various kinds of goat cheese
goated or nah?

Honestly? Yes very much so, even talking about having kids now that Trump is promising to subsidize it

don't hate your penis anon

based. Godspeed patriot I hope you do breed

So you're advocating for the Jewish idea of Hell then? Where it's only a temporary stay in Hell, to cleanse the sin, and then you're able to enter Heaven.
Because enteral punishment isn't comparable to human jail.
That's because redditleaf isn't one person, but a bunch of different leafs.

t. THE redditleaf that they go "oh, for sure this guy is redditleaf"

And I haven't even posted anything in days, and it's been weeks since anyone accurately said "oh, it's you".
So, it really depends on who's getting called redditleaf. I really don't know why /cum/ doesn't understand this yet. I guess they're too stupid.

destroy those freaks redditleaf!

I hate myself

get her ass

Your sisterberg got be a Bond burger

The actual Redditleaf specifically

Doesn't use caps (biggest tell)

Watches destiny

Samefags

Won't call Muhammad a pedo

This is 100% the actual Redditleaf. Idk how you people can't recognize him

Sounds like you’re mixing up Schizojeet with Redditleaf. I don’t think they’re the same person.

I'm broken. I'm hollow inside. Completely and utterly dead and empty. Ever since I walked in on my wife giving our pet dog a blow job I've never been the same. I can't recover from it. The sight haunts me constantly. Man's best friend? Yeah right.

The time will come for him
To lay claim his crown
And then the foe
Yes, they'll be cut down
You'll see, he'll be
The best that there's been
Messiah supreme
True leader of men
And when the time
For judgment's at hand
Don't fret, he's strong
He'll make a stand
'Gainst evil and fire
That spreads through the land
He has the power
To make it all end

yeah. goon time. meet me on the discord.

lol

I don't know how much overlap there is, but I'm certain that I described redditleaf

Ever since I walked in on my wife giving our pet dog a blow job

What a bitch

you accuse everyone you dont like redditleaf

I'm going crazy

I am a member of the Irish Republican Army

The actual Redditleaf specifically

Nah. You guys suck so much shit at identifying who I am, that you have many people merged together.
There's /cum/mers who'll say that I'm Jewish, just because they can't actually keep anyone straight in their minds.
I'm THE redditleaf, and I don't do any of those things. You guys have just merged many leafs together, into "redditleaf".
Completely inaccurate.
Trvke.

Drinking a couple of these bad boys

love this shit, its not bland/repulsive malt like the other hard canned stuff and actually tastes like the real product

211170879
Fake redditleaf

That's who i'm talking about, but i have also seen him be called "schizoleaf". None of my redditleaf related posts have been aimed at you

It's a good eatin' drink if you know what I mean

I genuinely have no idea what you mean

Idiot...

I think that a big part of the confusion is that there are many Canadian posters in this general, but they tend to adopt a limited number of posting styles, and each group of posters who use this posting style gets amalgamated by some into one of these “character” tulpas.

I have never been accused of being Redditleaf, despite my somewhat similar posting style, as my takes are always immaculate, and not cringe or Reddit.

gnight, /cum/mie bummies

Your posters are literally "NPC: the country"

canadian

not cringe or reddit

Canada is reddit

Canadians are the biggest reddit posters per capita, but again, i don't mean that a knock on the fine canadians that inhabit this general

what are the advantages of butterflying a chicken breast vs just cutting them in half?

I will now roast some potatas and and reheat my medium rare ribeyes

Nan that'd be the UK

It's unhealthy to sit on the toilet for more than 10 minutes

cooks more evenly so you arent getting a burn outside by the time the inside is actually cooked

You can make butterflied chicken breast into a heart shape for Valentines Day <3

I get depressed just thinking about that place
I'll just hold it in if i exceed 10 minutes

ordering food delivery at 3am

but why keep the halves connected

What? 7/11 pizza? Taco bell closes at 3am and basically nothing else is open besides 7/11 or maybe dunkin's

Makes it easier to marinate, you dont have to keep it connected if you don't want to anon...

If you’re using the chicken breast for something breaded like chicken schnitzel, you’d have a slightly higher ratio of chicken to breading by using the butterfly method

church's chicken

he doesn’t have a multitude of 24hr businesses nearby

Cletus…

Those are always in the ghetto here

How about the separation of Church and Chicken

Actual chicken hearts are somehow not as romantic

That do delivery? no and I live in the heart of the biggest city in my state
although mcdonalds is 24/7 now i forgot about that

I’ve heard that the skewers of grilled chicken hearts are supposed to be good at Brazilian steakhouses, but I’ve never got around to visiting one. I like chicken livers, but I don’t think I’ve ever tried chicken heart, at least on its own; I’ve made chicken giblet gravy, which was excellent

The idea of a McDicks' drive thru that's not 24 hours is an alien concept to me.

Lol
I have made it a few times. Never turned out great, though

YouTube censorship makes for some real comedy kino
youtu.be/9WY9fMNRKu4

So bored

Doing some light reading this evening.

How about the Masturbator and Margarita

LOL

Listening to My Heart Will Go On.

Because having the wrong belief is a crime punishable by death pretty much

ejaculated onto my fat 30 year old NEET belly :D

Lmfaooooo we finally found the video

files.catbox.moe/wyrns0.mp4

*calls you the N word then does the robot*

Pedo freak finally got banned?

canadians are dark people. something about them seems 'off'. I can't place my finger on it exactly but I keep my eye on the rascals. think they are weaponizing the geese or using them are spies.

Been going out with this chick lately. She's got issues but she's really sweet and she's fucking hot. Haven't made it very far though. Mostly we just hang out in the Sun and drink and smoke and listen to music. That connection is there though. Mostly I just listen to her rant about assorted things.

Wtf is that

Just crushed the patriarchy
You're welcome ladies.

I've got a chest cold right now. This is the first time I've been sick since I had COVID in November 2023. It's not too bad honestly, at least I'm not stuffed up.

Vaxx status?

Yes. For the 20th time today

I find it very weird that J.K. Rowling is so anti-trans yet retconned random characters into being faggots and has no problem with characters being retconned into a completely different race

covid ended 5 years ago

Gays and blacks are real

3x COVID shots. This ain't COVID doe. COVID gave me a wicked fever. This is a mild chest cold.
COVID lasted pretty much an even two years – spring 2020 to spring 2022 which was when most of the restrictions (in Canada anyways) were lifted.

i was in high school during covid

Not him but I’m a pureblood :)

She’s anti-troon for feminist reasons, as she recognizes troons are a threat to feminism. They represent a male encroachment on all the special privileges, gibs, and so on that women have had set aside for them. Rowling isn’t a chud. Her ‘transphobia’ is merely a means to a gay end.

This site is 25+, boy.

where do you get your twinks

Conservative Party conventions

My new /cum/ name is Heisenberg
Everybody call me Heisenberg from now on

You're still anon to me

Listening to Afroman - Becauƨe I Got High

My new /cum/ name is Jason
Everybody call me Jason from now on

Never understood armpit fetish but a girl with a slightly hairy armpit can be kind of cute

Jason…

Let's impeach the President!

Keep on rockin in the free world. Take this brother may it serve you well.

ripping a big fart in bed then stuffing my head under the blanket to sniff up all the smells

Anybody here want to break bad with me

This

I'll be Jesse, bitch

Go get your ass kicked by tuco

Taco

Got his ass

Real incels are waking up at 5am after having slept 3hours

Boss tried to make me install an app for work. I ended up looking very beta because I was nervous to try to tell her in a non rude confrontational way that Im not installing anything on my phone. She didnt even ask me, she just told me to. Im not installing shit anyway.

Imma pop a cap in yo ass

Imma bust a nut in yo ass

What about waking up at 11pm after sleeping 20 hours?

Me.

Glenn Greenwald did nuffin wrong

Why do you say that? Is he in the news for something

Jackin off

He posted a picture of himself kneeling naked (with a skirt) and worshipping at the feet of some guy

This is Kelly Clarkson

something seriously went wrong with my life to make me not have an asian gf at this point

NEED a bitch with bells on her toes