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drawing apps edish

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file it under 'things no one but you will ever notice'

paying for software that can be easily pirated with no repercussions

I don't understand

drbiing my menttal health bus to ethiopia to improve their mental ealth

for me it's paint tool sai

That's this weekend sorted

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my face/ jaw is slightly skewed and i put this down to mouth breathing and having a lazy eye so always twisting and tilting a certain way to see things better

my act of micro-racism today was greeting the wog cleaning guy with a small nod instead of an audible “hello”

what are you wearing

well thats mumberg off the phone and my nan has only gone and died this morning

SSCREAING
ˢᵒʳʳʸ ˡᵃᵈ

they do that
rip nan

boomers btfo

Apparently I got autistic stare (I am autistic but that's not relevant)

doing a little dump of my NEET folder if you dont mind

smash those gangs lad

RIP nanberg

handsome lad

Sorry lad

like to think its true old people only do this because they want to remain useful and not because they're poor as fuck

i am owed money and gf from the government

Sorry to hear that lad.

you filthy fookin nan bummer.

rip nan's puss. closed for business

csp is easier to pirate and more lighweight and frankly better for drawing althoughbeit

How many is that now

@grok is this real

@grok confirm

@grok what happened

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trump sent me both

got a headace :(

bummed his nan to death, you horrible litter man

Imagine the type of fool who takes a picture of this man! Disgusting!

Tried to install linux. Spent about an hour trying to figure out what the fuck a mok list or a mok state was and how to reset factory keys on my bios.
Finally got it to work and now I have to learn an entire programming language or something just to listen to music and watch youtube? What is the point in this? I pressed the power button on my laptop and now I can do computer stuff.
Seems a bit daft to make something 100 times more difficult to do just to make yourself look like a speccy virgin

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@grok poo

headace

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grok is based for killing cryptic post engagement farmers

Seen this on twitter and some paki lawyer in the comments trying to defend it, while giving the example of a household with a foreign national claiming UC being one of a British father and a Canadian mother lmao
Yes all those Canadian women coming here and claiming UC
Definitely mate

really tired and unable to function

kill jester

dad's got his gender reassignment surgery today

have 6 track marks from a blood test earlier
would be a fucking shit heroin addict nary a vein to be found

i knew it canuck bastids bleeding us dry day of the rake on the horizon

how come when you go into a disabled toilet there's all like exposed pipes from floor to ceiling and the cistern is massive and it all looks weird? It looks like the inside of a ship's engine room.

the handles and the red string I can understand but the rest of it looks like they've had to re-engineer the toilet from scratch, to work in anti-gravity or something. Just put a normal fucking toilet in there.

da's got the saturday morning tv on

I think anyone who's first instinct upon seeing the Rob Jenrick video of him confronting fare dodgers on the tube was to snarkily call it Accidental Partridge or say but what about the billionaires not paying their taxes genuinely deserves to be sent to a concentration camp at this stage

twitter paying people for engagement has lead to some seriously insane behaviour

People who get cars on finance are insanely runtish

you're probably using toilets in old buildings that have had to be installed years after the regular ones to comply with legislation

why

You're retarded

billionaires not paying their taxes

this doesnt actually happen you know

Liquidate biomass. Himmler style.

may we know the demographic distribution of fare dodgers?

I fail to see how that is relevant to my situation

good point, well made

thanks

in germany you can just walk into the subway and maybe half the time they'll care if you have a ticket. the rest of the time it doesnt matter. it's clearly not important to fund it with barriers

Fuck sake there's some massive evil long cloud preventing blocking out the sun over where I am specifically

just worked my shaft

You are a monkey behind a typewriter. No one expects a monkey to be able to install an OS.

Is it over for me with women if I’m an autist?

doxed

just talk about friends and frasier a lot

It's a dumb argument, and even if they didn't pay taxes they employ and pay thousands of people who then do. Billionaires do more for society than fucking slugs on UC and I hate having to say it over and over. It's so patently obvious.

yes
get a bf

RIP in peace nanners

I installed it. I just don't understand what the point is.
I can make my toast in the morning by holding bread over a lighter, but that's retarded when toasters exist.

Why? Train tickets should be free. A fare dodger hadn't stolen someone's ticket. They've sat in an empty seat. The only people who lose are shareholders and ticket inspection officers whose revenue comes from tickets. Which shouldn't exist. Imagine the economic gains if train travel was free. Occupations unlocked across the island. Cheap easy long distance commuting.

Robert Jenrick was the immigration minister when immigration was running at a million people a year net

And now his mission is to harass ordinary people trying to get to work without having their wallets pilfered by a shareholder monopoly that benefits nobody

He should die and so should you

Mad how the most compelling and artistically meaningful exploration of humanity's alienation from its own identity is made by Ben fucking Stiller of all people
And has the brown girl from Neighbours

fucking screaming at that lads dead nan

if we killed every single billionaire the world would be a better place

nothing would change

except mr beast of course

*thunders forth a mighty resounding brap*

I'm a big fan of self-service checkouts. They're quicker to use and I don't have to talk to a human who will judge my purchases.

Most importantly though, they enrage boomers. That's actually the best reason to keep self-service checkouts around.

showertoil then haircuttoil

normies are farm animals

190

no idea what you're on about

Pain au chocolat down the hatch x

i have never paid for clip studio paint. Pirate it

No
I'd save something special for that one

for me it's going up sketty main street to punch fuck out of some wee brit freak

How often do you suck a billionaire's cock

what is the nearest person place or thing to you that could be described as 'mighty'

Leftypol exposed

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Phoebe was bi as fuck

abolish the benefits system
sell every council house to qatari consortiums
throw the homeless into furnaces

The state itself is more of a drain on society than both dole recipients and billionaires

pretty girls must have a ludicrously unrealistic positive view of the world since everyone who deals with them automatically smiles at them since they're pretty

could never out myself like that

shit app, imitating photoshop, lagging if you use big brush

Based NatSoc

yeah?

Hahaha why did they get him to hold the pillow like that is he literally protecting his virginity

do you lot sometimes have a wank at toil?

prefer not to say

Used to love being rude to pretty girls when I was in secondary school, made a couple of them cry

Sir Adolf Hitler was always clear that former communists were more welcome in the NSDAP than bourgeoisie and liberals.

that is indeed a mount most mighty

csp is easier to pirate

Photoshop is piss-easy to pirate, always has been

what is the optimal time for breakfast?

Basado

part and parcel or something

failed to pull again last night
ffs lads
even fell asleep a bit in the club

if a million people gave you 1 quid you'd be a millionaire
think on that

Is the Audi A1 any good?

...yh

rorke has been replaced by grok

10x lush

had 4 shots of vodka last night

ud have to pay tax on that

;D

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grorke

Every part of the world hates poofters no smoke without fire, don't blame it on religion

not really sure what to do now
perhaps i should go out for a walk

god is real god is good I fear god and I love god I love christ and I ask for christ's forgiveness

Musk’s ketamine use reportedly became so chronic last year that he began to experience some of the negative side effects of frequent consumption: namely, complaining of issues with his bladder.

Speculation about the extent of Musk’s drug use, and its effects on the management of his various companies as well as his foray into the federal government, has existed for some time now. Last year, The Wall Street Journal spoke to various sources within and around Musk’s companies who expressed concerns that the mogul’s regular drug use was not only a major liability to his businesses, but could spiral into a full-blown health crisis.

have a little nap

alri mate it's noodles in a pot ain't it?

I'd be more worried about his obvious mood disorder

I have constipation

pot noodle and a wank
pot noodle and a wank
pot noodle and a wank

Got 5 bets on today. 4 bets and 1 bet I'll win my 4 bets. If I lose, I don't eat for a week!

think i gave myself schizophrenia from lack of sleep

rorke tossing and turning in bed thinking about how his wank ruined his relationship with the Lord

leftypol balls deep in a wog not a care in the world

Instructions unclear
Managed to boil my penis

4 bets and 1 bet I'll win my 4 bets

scream

it's normal to experience hallucinations during sleep deprivation

i'm a porn addict and horny all the time

Not religious but adore when atheists try to claim jesus because he didn't explicitly state that putting your willy in another man's bum is a sin it's so petty

ktimmy

think i've seen asian women eating those

you should both get gfs

mad how god created AIDS to punish sodomites

neoliberal bull logging in

The whole topic of religion is petty. Imagine giving a fuck. If someone is a dick respond accordingly. I don't care about some faggot religious nonsense.

why did he invent darkies?

*Bowls you over*

Mad how disgusting shits and rancid farts come out my arse and yet I let men fuck it all the time. You just have to go a few days without eating.

tbf it's just brick who is the most retarded poster in brit history and literally cannot understand simple sentences

Two adults in their 40s and a teenager have been killed in a crash on the M5.

Avon and Somerset Police said a white BMW left the northbound carriageway of the M5 at about 21:00 BST on Friday, between J14 (Falfield) and Michaelwood services.

why does biting the inside of my cheeks feel so good

june tomorrow
mad

Did you make mankind after we made You?

Diego be seething because smarter people don't believe in his sky wizard

butt chugging a $3 bottle of aldi shiraz

it's lush all the way de lada

white BMW

Deano classic.

diego doesnt believe in a "sky wizard"

no u

for me its pressing sharp things against the gum below my lower premolars
literally feels orgasmic sometime

would love to visit australia but bloody hell the flights are expensive these days

I'm not clicking that.

Lol, lmao

your own fault for being born on the other side if the planet

nigga wat

what was it

Can Brits still afford to retire?
*crams mic inside rorke's mouth*

I see a link, I click it.
Least I could do after someone has taken the effort to post it.

windy though

try it
googled it once and apparently im not the only one

full of you know whats nowadays

quite telling that atheists are unable to read and understand simple sentences
quite revealing of why they tricked themselves into becoming atheists

oh piss off my computers going to catch your computers viruses just posting in the same thread as you

Wonder how far I could make it via hitch hiking without being murdered

How pretty is your arse

morning bud another shit day in my miserable pointless life

I love the sky wizard

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if I leave my front door open will one of you come piss on me
I can feed you after

In August 2005, Neil Ferguson said in an interview that bird flu could kill as many as 200 million people worldwide. He stated that "Around 40 million people died in 1918 Spanish flu outbreak" and that "There are six times more people on the planet now so you could scale it [the death toll from bird flu] up to around 200 million people probably".

Ad hominem isn't an argument

I'm an atheist because I don't have a belief in God, simple as

Want a VPN but I'm worried if people find out I use a VPN they'll think I'm some sort of cyber nonce

going to convert to christianity on my deathbed after a life of drunkenness

just cheer up

are we really doing this tedious back and forth waffling about religion AGAIN

?

why do chinkies all use that weird blur filter on their face in every picture

yes and this time they're going to figure it all out, once and for all

Live at peace with everyone.

Not a hard commandment to follow, is it Rorke?

Who's the one on the left?

brick literally reinventing the meaning of words to try and sustain his retardations
sad to see

Imagine the smell.

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whenever I see a boomer in a nice car I just start tailgating them and being a prick

its built into the phone

one cannot live next to a mad dog

it’s probably literally the closest thing that some lads on here get to real human interaction, best to just let them have it tbf

will be getting absolutely poo steaming tonight with a friend

Finally one side entrenched in his belief will admit he was wrong and be convinced. They just need to argue about it long enough.

still get full body chills recalling a time diego destroyed me in an argument
the man is a genius

don't know what to have for 'kfast so I guess I'll just have nothing

joahn

what is great about him is how succinctly and quickly he evicerates the logical inconsistencies in his opponent's argument
man thinks at 100mph

Any barrel chested man in?

bit of bum fun on the cards?

Waiting for mumberg to leave so I can slither out my smeggy bedroom

Me on the right, norwood and all

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about to update for the first time in months, wish me luck x

I'm so much better than you

I turned my self into a pickle, morty!

Who is brick?

His father Robert worked as a clerk for the Jacob Earnshaw and Son Property Company and was a withdrawn and introverted man. Lowry once described him as a "cold fish [...] a queer chap in many ways [...] nothing moved him. Nothing upset him. Nothing pleased him. It was as if he had got a life to get through and he got through it".[10]

his dad were a queer
meant summat different in them days

mek it

diego's bizarre strawman

wanking to kieran from pokemon

sounds like he was a schizoid

sounds a bit autistic desu

now then

He posted it