James Donald Charteris, 13th Earl of Wemyss and 9th Earl of March, DL
/brit/
Thoughts on yanks?
bricks atheism and general retardation makes a lot more sense when you realise he literally cant read
yblat
just got off the phone with mum guess what my nans only gone and died
where can i find rape porn
how the fuck can anyone be arsed to be learn all the in game mechancis and potion and crafting ingredients and that for games like skyrim? just cba and its a shame cause they look like really cool worlds to explore
On 5 May 2020, it emerged that Ferguson had resigned from his position as a government advisor on the Scientific Advisory Group for Emergencies (SAGE) committee after admitting to "undermining" the government's messages on social distancing by trysting with a married woman, Antonia Staats.[64][65][66] The Telegraph reported that she had visited his home at least two times. After resigning, Ferguson said "I acted in the belief that I was immune, having tested positive for coronavirus and completely isolated myself for almost two weeks after developing symptoms", adding that he regretted undermining "clear messages" about the need for social distancing. The Secretary of State for Health and Social Care, Matt Hancock, said that he was right to resign from his advisory position.[67] Ferguson did not receive a fine or prosecution for his actions, as at the time it was not illegal as he had not left his home;[68] this legal loophole was later closed.[69] It was subsequently revealed that Ferguson had remained a member of the SAGE sub-committee NERVTAG and continued to contribute to the advisory committee SPI-M.
any mighty man in
Most people aren't depressed and enjoy things
just got off the phone with mum guess what my nans only gone and died
Min maxing in video games is VERY addictive
Basically gives you a rush when you up a stat
lowry himself was an incel
bbc.co.uk
An unearthed archive of an art lover's interviews with an ageing LS Lowry have revealed he saw himself as "a drifter" who knew a lot of people but "never had a girl".
youtube.com
THE SUNLIGHT HURTS MY EYE-EYEYEYEYES.
are you a mong? skyrim is the easiest game in the world
to make a health potion you just click on "health potion" and it makes it
Protagonists of planet earth
just got off the phone with mum guess what my nans only gone an died
the gf
dead nans piling up in the streets
mad how they literally havent even started technical development on the new skyrim yet lol
Nigga, Skyrim is so dumbed down there's nothing to learn. New Vegas is where the RPG autism comes into play.
no mighty fellows in the thread today?
teasing out a poo with nicotene
i've watched porn almost every single day for 17 years
Ferguson and his team concluded that the age distribution of future outbreaks of zika will likely differ and that a new large epidemic would be delayed for "at least a decade".[39] Cases of zika dropped after 2016.
OH WOW, HE IS LIKE ALBERT WEINSTEIN THIS GUY
Would lick her head to toe
just got off the phone with nan guess what she's making stupid bloody ghost noises down the line
anti-vaxxers have nan blood on their hands
I was doing my gcses when the teaser came out and now I'm toiling after uni and still not a peep
Any gay porn? Be honest.
Rum cat
just got off the phone with nan and guess what mums only gone and died
skyrims mechanics aren't even complex, they're about as deep as Minecraft. If you find that too difficult to wrap your head around you might be slightly retarded
came up with a new slogan for a sneaker company
"become mighty"
why is he holding vape juice
Toilberg opening up your HR file and noticing right away that the Dead Nans section on the cover form already has two crosses next to it
These are like the pug version of cats init
He is the lad with the lesbian mums, so he has 3 grandmothers
blud know about the penjamin
four dead nans Jeremy? That's insane
just got off the nan with mum and guess what phones only gone and died
you just said more bearable is a good thing as it's not unbearable lmao
contradicting yourself post by post
utter retard lmao
More bearable is obviously a good thing. There's no contradiction you're just brain damaged. This is why you spam most/least x atheist by default. You're a full on spastic
Jesus said the gay people will find judgement day more bearable than others and that they would have loved his miracles. That's literally all he ever said about them.
But I tell you that it will be more bearable for Sodom on the day of judgment than for you.
You're someone who can't read and can't spell talking about illiteracy. Your religion is false. Your god doesn't exist. You're a mentally ill superstitious freak who can't even argue very well in favour of his own existential beliefs
We'll just tell your mother that... we ate it all.
Mum just me her mums phone died
porker chips for tea
I have a solar-powered bussy
ummerino
boomers thought this was hilarious
these 'people' (grown men) spend hours customising their character so they look funny and to them its most epic and hilarious thing that has ever happened
Nan's gone woke
المره
Just got off the phone with
he carried the argument into the new
imagine my shock
just got off the dentists and guess what youre from the sainsburys arent you
just got off the phone with um guess what my nans only gone and died
More bearable is obviously a good thing. There's no contradiction you're just brain damaged. This is why you spam most/least x atheist by default. You're a full on spastic
you just said that bearable is a pleasent thing and unbearable is an unpleasent thing. you're so brainfried you cvant even remember what you wrote minutes ago ergo all of them are positively bearable, some just even more pleasent than others by your "logic".
it is not my fault you are so retarded and illiterate your exegesis makes 0 coherent sense
Oh sweet summer child, have you ever heard of world of warcraft? the game in which people have accumulated hours logged of over a year?
What?
just go ttoff the just gst of tgfto the ohphone my an jnan just got toff the phone with ym nan my nan jui just got off my he phone with my nan
we gotta get out of this place
if its the last thing we ever do
we gotta get out of this place
girl theres a better life for me and you x
Favourite sopranos episode?
the game in which people have accumulated hours logged of over a year?
lol this is me and i last played it a decade ago
Oh sweet summer child, have you ever heard of world of warcraft? the game in which people have accumulated hours logged of over a year?
When was the last time you had a wank without looking at pornography?
the last one
What? Hindus.
college
never wanked to porn (well the odd blwjob) find it dehumanising and disgusting
sucking a peeny poo
ktim
I meditate on the motherland just about every day
Inb4 someone says Pine Barrens
Yeah that's a good episode
Survive.
nans died just got off the phone
wish I could just be left alone
build back british
No mother.
nan's phone just fell into the steel die
nans died just got off the phone
wish I could just be left alone
build back british
[YouTube] Putin kisses a boy on stomach (embed)
not long term parking or funhouse
Favourite LOST episode?
Stop.
Why is everyone saying their Nan has died?
this morning's kino
See her.
I was born in 52. This music was an integral part of my childhood. I also loved listening to it while in my early military years including 3 tours in Vietnam. Thanks for the memories!! More please!!
reddit moment
leftypol in 2050: Britain was always an Islamic country rorke
Idgi
I have a nice neck and nice penis as well, and I want to be wanked.
see you lads there
mad how much better everything is when it's warm out and the sun's shining
Got new glasses but they're too small for my big fat head and they hurt to wear. Fuming. Don't think buying them online was a great idea. Wonder if there is somewhere else I should have gone to get them where I can try on the frames first.
God is good but he is running out of time.
Great now I’m gonna get lumped in with the incels
Rorke complaining about cost of living while eating his 16 quid fish and chips
you just said that bearable is a pleasent thing and unbearable is an unpleasent thing. you're so brainfried you cvant even remember what you wrote minutes ago
Then why don't you link to that post? "More bearable" is obviously good. You can "bear" pleasant things. These are just facts. I don't understand why you're melting down over this.
ergo all of them are positively bearable, some just even more pleasent than others by your "logic". it is not my fault you are so retarded and illiterate your exegesis makes 0 coherent sense
It's spelled pleasant mate not pleasent, stop using the word illiterate when you're not literate. You can't read. You can't spell. Your god doesn't exist. Your religion is as false as all the others. Your messiah only ever said that gay people will have a more bearable time on judgement day than his contemporaries and that gays would surely have believed his miracles easier than his contemporaries. He said literally nothing else about them his whole life. Your religion has very little to do with jesus. It's a bunch of superstitious low iq homophobes. That's basically it.
"science" only 15+ years behind culture lol
Slip.
this nigga would have an anyeurism trying to brew potions in KCD 2
scientists got paid for that
windy out
here or did you not write that incoherent gibberish?
You can "bear" pleasant things.
assuming this is true then as i've said all of them are bearable and thus pleasent
I Dream of Jeannie Cusamano
God is playing with himself again.
on reflection i think i prefer a peach to a nectarine
learning a grade 3 piano piece
I loved the first one but I don't know anything about the second other than people saying it was woke
Pineapple is the best fruit. End of.
I prefer them hairless
Satan.
need to go to the tailor today to get my trousers done but cant be arsed
Mental how much the character of Bongs shows in their face. Could describe with 95% accuracy the temperament of these guys just from a glance.
Clown went to the psychiatrist and said 'I'm sad and my name is Pagliacci'. That's a true story as well. Proper depressing
I need a girl.
My phone can certainly read my mind
*shoves raw pineapple into your mouth until your flesh begins to visibly dissolve*
Might ask blonde bae if she wants to come to the beach with me
European Vagina preferbly.
proper incel thing to do that
same goes for your lot
too weird to live, too rare to die
FUCK YOU /brit/
errr pre-covid called they want their music back
without getting into the details the difficulty in skyrim is and always was during all versions a complete fucking mess, the upshot being that 'normal' difficulty is basically trivially easy. theres no need at all to worry about any mechanics, beyond the complete obvious like 'weapon with bigger damage number is stronger than same weapon type with smaller number'
I LOVE SCIENCE
Lovely parkrun this morning
go to porn subreddit
90% of top posts over the last year are from 1 person
could you not? how about a little fucking variety? 1 fucking person cannibalising all the porn
Grow up
Would be better with A cups
she has slight 'tism and large knockers
Bartender Skye Reid, 18, says she can’t wait to cast her first vote for Reform
peng coverage
could easily rape someone in those bushes
that's a big um
wonder what she's up to
utterly howling that brick's argument is to say something is "bearable" means it's a pleasent experience
lol lmao even
Sport..
banana for me
The funny thing is the tranny she killed looks more like a girl then she does
^_-
Leftypol's daughter
Show me the god of war.
bugger, nipple, poppycock, and poo
yeah that is funny
blackiplled femcel rage
dont like it when my small peenal outline is visible in my running shorts
Indian.
Put a sock down there
Do cunts even eat jellied eels
Take something.b
not true
It looms
I should get bloody.
peenal isn't a word
You need a gf with slight autism
No.
w2c this shirt?
need a gf with extreme autism so I feel less self conscious about my slight autism
Sounds better than it is
grim i want a neurotypical gf
someone give me a question to ask grok
I need a blind gf that thinks I'm a chad
QRD on how to get autistic gf
Reform voters are cretinous Thatcherite boomers who would keep migration at 50k per year.
The future belongs to virile millennial National Socialists.
this
Bloody Indian.
You can bear pleasant things.
Jesus said that it would be more bearable for gay people on the day of judgement than his contemporaries.
The day of judgement should not in itself be expected to be so easily "bearable" (Jesus' words) or "pleasant" (your words) by anyone, but Jesus explicitly said it would be MORE bearable for the people that Christians hate more than anyone else in the world, than for entire settlements of people like Capernaum, Chorazin, and Bethsaida.
He also said if the miracles that were performed for his contemporaries in these cities had been performed in Sodom, it would have remained to his day.
Yet Christians remember Sodom more and hate gay people with a religious fervour. Not Jesus-like. You don't think or feel like Jesus did. Your religion isn't as based on him as you've convinced yourself.
Christians and Jesus have no alignment on homosexuality. Jesus only mentioned them twice. Once to use them as a reference point in a positive manner, explicitly saying that they would find the day of judgement more bearable than entire settlements of his contemporaries. Two, that they'd have survived if he'd had the chance to perform his miracles - the same miracles his contemporaries rejected
If you can't tell, that means Jesus had more faith in long dead gay people than in current living straight people
And he never once spoke ill of them
Yet your whole thing is basically just gay hating god worship, jesus barely features apart from as a placeholder, one that could be substituted by any other human being with any other beliefs and quotes and views
Watching the Japanese news
youtube.com
A lot more cheerful than what we have
I can't understand them
Half the advantage of keeping a woman around is that they are deeply social creatures that will force you out, handle small talk and understand unwritten rules. An antisocial woman, if she existed, would be a nightmare for a smelly freak of a man.
there's an autistic girl at toil and everyone sees it as cute and endearing rather than a flaw, she also started a relationship like 2 weeks into the job. Women do not suffer
The day of judgement should not in itself be expected to be so easily "bearable"
so you're saying actually sodom and gomorrah will also suffer as the day of judgement is also only "bearable"?
uve changed your "argument" lmao
korea almost resembles a feudal society the way status and membership to powerful organizations is the most important goal in life there
Probably why I think it's more cheerful
She fit?
today's Bumble liked selection:
fat
fat and annoying profile
literally tranny
i elected to reject all of them. If I absolutely had to pick one of those three, it would have been the tranny
*yawns loudly over this post*
Pics?
tell it you put too much sugar in your pasta sauce, what should you do???
you tried being attractive?
meant for
I would say a high 6/10
India is a biological zone
i think grindr would be more to your taste
It’s time for Rorke
Italy is a bolognese zone
wish i could do a shag of Jewelz Blu
it called you a dribbling cockwomble
No need for that mate
very yank ad that, normal countries don't put any sugar in their pasta sauce
Activate dream.
screaming
Waka waka hey hey
This time for Africa
looks like a walking std
Need to do stuff but my brain won't let me. Just sit here finding ways to distract myself until bed.
Could be doing all sorts. Just sat here doing fuck all.
Well aware of it. Will probably be doing the same tomorrow and the next day.
Help.
would only increase the amount of fats and trannys in my likes
But more med?
tomatoes have loads of sugar you mong
the boy ain't right
so you're saying actually sodom and gomorrah will also suffer as the day of judgement is also only "bearable"?
uve changed your "argument" lmao
I don't personally believe in the day of judgement so I'll put it to you like this - do you think the day of judgement will be so easy for you? "Pleasant"? I'd have thought it would be a difficult today for everyone. Don't you believe that nobody is free from sin?
It's an inherently difficult day and Jesus said gays would have a better time on this difficult day than many of his contemporaries who were not gay, yet Christians are fervently anti gay when Jesus quite clearly was not
My argument is that Christians don't care about Jesus as Jesus they care about him only so far as he is the Christ of their religion. Hence the name. Not Jesusism. Christianity.
cold shower, run
in the same boat, feels like doing anything other than just sitting here consuming media requires such a monumental amount of effort that it's not worth it
Egyptians are white!
African girl at work was going on about people on benefits yesterday
yet Christians are fervently anti gay when Jesus quite clearly was not
this doesnt make sense you just said that gays will have a bad time on the day of judgement for being gay and now you're saying jesus wasn't anti gay, yet you just said they will have a bad time on the day of judgment due to being gay
lmao thanks for conceding
arserape.exe using up all my cpu
addicted to vtubers
they're still arguing about jesus hours later
get her shagged
meaning YOU DONT NEED TO ADD SUGAR ffs you fucking spastic
hank not balding
not very accurate
I am 60% white.
Rorke's fry up
no they don't
jesus never existed
absolutely 0 proof
If I meet a Muslim, should I greet him with the Takibir or the Shahada
instinctively punched my screen after seeing this
you just said that gays will have a bad time on the day of judgement for being gay
No I literally did not
and now you're saying jesus wasn't anti gay, yet you just said they will have a bad time on the day of judgment due to being gay
No I literally did not
lmao thanks for conceding
You're a full on illiterate retard who lies about what he's read, actually shocking how much of a dishonest mong you are
why do they put wee in the black pudding?
Perfect, lad.
Simply, demonstrably, obviously untrue
Ktim
most intelligent atheist
are australians the chaddest of anglo race?
extrovert
like outdoor activities
like chaddy sports like surfing and boxing with roos
tanned
hours
try years
genuinely don't remember a day when he didn't spend all day talking in circles with himself
Dr House was talking to Wilson about something unrelated to his case, but then Wilson ended up giving House the exact advice he needed anyways. What a coincidence. Surely that will never happen again!
hmm.. 0 proof presented.. cuirous!
lads if you don't end this pointless fucking bickering right now I'm going to end it for you
automatically threw my tea mug at the telly from looking at this
how can you not remember what you wrote mere moments ago what does
It's an inherently difficult day and Jesus said gays would have a better time on this difficult day than many of his contemporaries who were not gay
why are gays suffering on the day of judgment if jesus is not anti gay? you utter spaz
Oh, did I say sugar? Meant to say lycopene. Bloody loaded with that stuff haha x
It's amazing how christmong will blatantly lie about what someone said in a post he's responding to as if you can't also see what that post says
absolute racket going on outside
doing a poo while doing a wee lads
i'm poorinating
lycopene in your arse do you
Why don't British nobility do anything interesting with their free time and money anymore
stabbed dogberg after seeing this
seen any money with charles head on yet?
how so?
Costa with the gf later
Loved this one. Could probably get 1 trillion likes on instajew or xitter if posted by a popular account
right that's me off to 'reggs
got a mao zedong poster on my wall
KFC for lunch
we post for ourselves you clout-obsessed ghoul
no, have you?
Got an uncontrollable stiffy
Jesus might well have existed but that doesn't mean he was divine
He was probably just a charismatic preacher
Meanwhile Christians believe he had magical powers lmao. Dumb cunts
Basically councils are going bankrupt so are neglecting services. That and certain areas populated with immigrants literally just put trash in their street because it's what they do. Many places have limited amount of trash you can dispose from a house and a lot of immigrant houses are over populated so they produce way more trash.
Britain is estimated to be about 90-100 million in population actual according to water, electricity and supermarkets own figures. So it's very over populated, more people flood in and they aren't paying tax. Most have welfare for example within 5 years every new family in my area are immigrant and most in social housing. They have kids to fast track once they're here.
It's so unbelievably unsustainable and it's over. Mass scale remigration or literally the UK will fall into mass poverty and decay, which it is already in many towns and cities.
They have destroyed the UK so comprehensively.
why are gays suffering on the day of judgment if jesus is not anti gay? you utter spaz
Because of what I said THE SENTENCE BEFORE you illiterate. I'm literally just going to copy and paste it to you as if I'm forcing the words into your mongoloid skull
I don't personally believe in the day of judgement so I'll put it to you like this - do you think the day of judgement will be so easy for you? "Pleasant"? I'd have thought it would be a difficult today for everyone. Don't you believe that nobody is free from sin? It's an inherently difficult day and Jesus said gays would have a better time on this difficult day than many of his contemporaries who were not gay
got any proof for your claims?
if piss gee win i'll an hero
why is this 2d
I dont appreciate your accusation, it was a mere thought.
21c today
admirable
what did the gays do wrong to endure the day of judgment according to you?
why is jesus talking about sodom and gomorrah instead of a positive city like the rebulding of jerusalem
writing a seminal political text
cock looks absolutely delicious after shavetoil would defo suck myself off if I could reach x
Prove that he was divine you dumb cunt. What can be asserted without evidence (Jesus's divinity) can also be dismissed without evidence.
Absolute unit
have a very aesthetic wilberforce myself
reee you need to prove my claims for me
most philosophically astute atheist
Nordic.
dont get why the UK mass imported the most unproductive immigrants you could pick, at least in canadas case they use them as a legion of grey market and min wage labour
Pissup at Poowong pub lads. Drinks are on me for the next hour xx
do I need to bring my pint glass
What?
Im there but I can't see you x
what did the gays do wrong to endure the day of judgment according to you?
Doesn't everybody endure the day of judgement? I don't believe in it at all but you seem confused about it. Tell us about what you believe the day of judgement is and how you expect you will fare, as someone who is not a gay
why is jesus talking about sodom and gomorrah instead of a positive city like the rebulding of jerusalem
Because he considered sodom in a positive sense, for some reason he believed his miracles were capable of saving sodom even though they couldn't save Bethsaida, Capernaum, and Chorazin
can't prove Jesus's divinity
I accept your concession.
Life’s good
Get the biomass exterminated.
Get the darkies enslaved.
Anatloian admixture.
very hungover. need to shake it off so i can drag myself to gymtoil.
But does jesus accept your concession?
it's food
all hope for native brits now lies in New Zealand
can never poo big logs, got a hyperactive bumhole that always slices the poo
Khalas.
you've entirely ignored my question and tried to ask me a question as a deflection
explain to me why sodom and gomorrah is being singled out for judgment on the day of judgment by jesus and how that means he is pro gay
and if you're saying the day of judgment is a positive thing for sodom and gomorrah then how do you explain it not being a positive thing for the people he was talking to at the time
you cannot deflect
That's that klingon jesus right?
All the right wingers who say "Africans go back to Africa" aren't thinking big enough.
Hitlerist National Socialism means a White planet is needed. At bare minimum, Africa, the Levant, India and South America should be 100% racially European.
Bay.
most philosophically capable atheist
poo comes out my arse like the ice cream machine at pizza hut
Mein Kraft
hilarious that diego's intellectual equal is brick
is this a game
aw fuckup diego man your gran's retarded she walks up the stairs backwards
how's he diego's intellectual equal?
Till further notification.
you've entirely ignored my question and tried to ask me a question as a deflection
No, your question is retarded and wrong, and begs the question that you have to do something to experience the day of judgement, rather than just living and dying. I also asked the question first so you're the one who's hiding from it
explain to me why sodom and gomorrah is being singled out for judgment on the day of judgment by jesus and how that means he is pro gay
Because he's saying they'll find it more bearable than the people who were alive in jesus' day, who themselves were not gay, but earned jesus' dislike. He expressed no such dislike of the gays he felt the need to reference, and went on to say he would have saved them by performing the same miracles that were not effective in at least three other settlements in his time - showing that he held sodom/gays in higher esteem than many straights
and if you're saying the day of judgment is a positive thing for sodom and gomorrah then how do you explain it not being a positive thing for the people he was talking to at the time
you cannot deflect
Because of what jesus said. Should i quote it again?
Nooo you have to prove Jesus's divinity for me!
Lmao you dumb cunt.
It sounded like some intrument.
and begs the question that you have to do something to experience the day of judgement,
lmao ahh yes mate the "day of judgment" for all the things you never did cos you didnt do anything
you utter spaz
He expressed no such dislike of the gays he felt the need to reference,
why did he reference sodom then?
Because of what jesus said. Should i quote it again?
you're welcome to quote the passage that disputes your interpretation again, if you so desire, i do not think it is in your best interest to do so, mind.
most philosophically capable atheist
What?
Reminds me of when I was in prison.
You got a cam?
Average Egyptian.
You're genuinely a moron
how so?