cuddling edition
/brit/
it looks very nice and pretty actually
is he saying all in all or all alone
Spent enough time getting cooked alive in Florida that I would be delighted to never see another palm tree or tropical shrub in my life. To be trapped in a place where everywhere is hot would be hell. Tasmania seems very nice but at that point just go to NZ
watched too much gore. can't see a deer webm without thinking it's going on to end in bloodshed
time to embrace some new deer content
but the beautiful forests and the beautiful eucalyptus trees
and florida is beautiful also
beautiful gum trees for meeee
Kiwis see this and think "yea better move to Adelaide"
they're fighting back these days, they've had enough
get the sissy hypno on
so when did you realise /brit/ is populated by scripted bots?
they’re a small minority at best lad take yer meds
don't like deers in the city
they don't belong
Kiwis see this and think "yea better move to Adelaide
We go to Queensland nigga
Noble dick
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presumably there is a gigantic wildfire just out of frame that has forced that deer into that area
its the vast majority of posts actually. Did you actually believe a human would spend 18 hours a day on here posting a game show host unprompted multiple times a thread?
My noble dick hah
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I heard new zealand is an insufferable libtarded clownworld
yeah that was when los angeles turned into a post-apocalyptic wasteland
or more of one
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something has been feasting on my feet as i sleep it is driving me totally mental
might go sleep in the spare for a week
demented goblin hobbit feet grow up
could be leprosy
doesn't matter much when you have beautiful nature, just send the wee ones to private school
That's an unfair use of the word human since you know fine well the reason we all post here all day is because our lives are so far removed from normal humanity. You can't use "human" interchangeably with "normal person". We're still human, we're just very abnormal. Obviously a normal person on the normal life path wouldn't be posting here all day.
the lads
rip
Give it a rest Rorke
Lord almighty
Belle Vale Shopping Centre, 1977 and 2025
if that grass is the eponymous vale then I've seen belle-er
I have a noble dick.
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Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched
erm
ZAMN!
Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid
ummers
but we did nothing
absolutely bupkis that day
why are you completely hairless
fuck sake why do such freaks post here
right then the plan for today
get out of bed
shower
put a washing load on
do last night's washing up
go for a run
do another washing load
play some pokemon legends arceus
make some lovely pasta
have a drink
watch a film
watch the football
go to bed
2008 was 20 years ago
nailed those retards
can't decide if that tart on clarksons farm is attractive or not
I have been there.
I've got a date tomorrow I get to chat with a 90IQ foid about mundane hogwash and pop culture before old willy gets sucked off in the woods
ah yes the .com boom
I will jerk off my noble dick.
didn't ask
i dont follow shitcoins, what is happening
Semen with pussy juice.
i think he's more talking about AI, which definitely and very obviously a bubble
same thing that was happening in the late 90s with .com boom
Egypt ^_^
I cut the crap. My dickis noble.
putting something naughty on the 'log
first cop gets spot gets shot on the spot
what did he mean by this
they're writing scientific articles about NPNW these days
What if instead of drinking and putting the shades on and all jacking off in a circle, what if we drank and all sang sing songs
Coomed twice tonight
was going to go into town today for errands but I already know that's not happening
Thin the brown biohorde.
Liverpool Road, Crosby, 1900s and 2025
my ingrown nail is back. dont know how women have such pretty feet
fancy a chippy today
rookie numbers
*turns you gay*
*shags your arse and does a big coom in it*
Heh, thanks babe x
the way you cut your toenails into a rounded shape is what causes ingrowns
you need to cut straight across and not too short
My uncle had blister like wounds like that on his legs. Turned out he had stage 3 non-hodgkins lymphoma.
what was the big rock about?
the trimmed grass is rotting in my yard because I'm afraid to walk outside to rake it
just done by far the gayest wank of my life
need to go for a haircut today. Will be mobbed as it's saturday.
Plan is to get there at 9AM sharp but undoubtedly there will still somehow be at least 2 customers in the chairs and then a middle-aged man with his 3 sons all sat on the couch waiting
it is what it is
Any Esoteric Skyrimism man in?
crying
dunno but I was playing that game quite literally an hour ago
not decided who I'm siding with yet
side with ulfric despite him being a right bastard (read the lore on what he did to civilians in the Reach) because the dragonborn can lead an independent skyrim
mad how he looks like he's pooing in every photo he's ever in
grow up
Yea this is perfectly normal and cool
webm
get with the times old man
not sure just a big rock i suppose
i am doing the bigliest beautiful poo
we don't really do orange man bad posting here lad
perhaps try a facebook group yeah? good man
trump letting him dress like that
cucked
i dont look like that when i poo
gonna travel to the good british-owned chippy a few miles away for dinner
have to pass through a park so it'll be like a little adventure
i am orange man pooing posting m8. quite different. just always looks like he's concentrating on squeezing a log out.
forgot pic
I need to examine her bumhole.
35
no husband
no children
she's a lezzo yh?
*takes a sip of diarrhea*
*SPPPLLHHH* This diarrhea tastes like shit!
Kanye West: I have spoken to god, and he says I am the chosen one
Yes, he seems mentally well..
The berseker fought a 100 enemy while sleeping in his smelly room.
144000 chosen and then end times is how it goes
Revelation 7:2-4
gf telling me how she feels triggered being around her friends and family who are on monjaro because talking about weight loss is triggering to her and she doenst have the money for it anyway (she recently signed up for a new car finance deal on a shitty golf for nearly £400 a month)
Me and my fellow shaggers are the real sufferers
you like some meat on your bones, eh?
ok
she recently signed up for a new car finance deal on a shitty golf for nearly £400 a month
my baby donkey
Id shag them both
£400 a month
the lass is a moron m8 sorry
Putting all the youtube links in my notes. I will get around to watching all of them
Youtube link mongs on a mad one.
fizzy grapefruit tangerine lime lavender peach lemonade
morning
can you make a special food image as a one-off
That manc tart on Fraiser would get it
leg talc pleb
or
gap belt cell
or
gyp all celt
or
call get ply
gyp all celt
They’re called Travellers.
Frasier mentioned.
Sherry, /brit/?
hmmm... yes ok for you
do you like seafood?
or do you have another request?
vicar of dibley was better
i like sandwiches
Insane how kino and faustian the 1990s and early 2000s were.
*starts ring a large bell outside for shit and giggles, rattling all the runts trying to have a Saturday morning lie in*
he never did find out what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs
(they're callin' again)
File a case.
This video is fake. My deer wife would never kiss a cat because she knows they have toxoplasmosis.
Aisha, aisha what are you doing today, my darling?
PerPOO
hehe. funnyroo
:/
Time.
Hahahaha :)
good morning rorke
screaming
can i have the nitrus today
rorke doesn't get up until 2pm
always found the idea of adding scrambled eggs to a tossed salad a bit rank
rorke pictured at 1:99 pm
Bladder. Time.
Just a bit of cheek on my end there Aisha my lovely!
the scrambled eggs would make the tossed salad warm and the tossed salad would make the scrambled eggs cold
based
Is this some tezt issue?
Didn't mean to set off all this Fraiser chat haha
he is leaving epstein's nonce party here. his noncing done for the day. all nonced out.
When did you accept Nordicism?
You goota accept it, be it.
fraiser was such a chad, always pulling these mid-30s starlets for a pump and dump
On it.
"And up next after the Simpsons, we have 2 hours of Frasier."
its rorke google history
Drank about 650 calories of beer and eaten 2300 calories of almond butter filled pretzels and also about 800 calories of crackers and I WANT TO EAT PEANUT BUTTER COOKIE DOUGH ICE CREAM NOW
I get away with it.
lad would neck brandy the moment he got home. good taste in decor too.
rememeber frasier naked takeaway pesto penne pasta?
big boy
/comfy/
Nice.
QUITE STYLISH.
MERCY.
No, lad.
this one I like
Ok.
Ok..
feeling butlerianpilled
Who knows??
show me a naked woman and i'll show you a naked man
Instead of demanding a TV loicense maybe you could encrypt the signal
Use it.
sandwich goblin
Impossible.
Right, the next cunt that posts a youtube link is a bender and a nonce.
mulling it over, the lgbtp community are probably the most likely to be literal flag shaggers
as in actual intercourse with a flag
the only people who watch, or indeed own, televisions are like 60+ years old and all dutifully pay their TV licence in full every year, less the men in detector vans kick their front door down and jail them for 10 years
Search for it.
he'd be so full after eating that
get them gone
Those were the days...
Spanish.
Make him kill himself.
Look out everybody, this guy’s a bender and a nonce.
tonight’s the night, who we got?
Make more posts so he kill himself.
broke
cucumbers have no taste and are basically water
woke
cucumbers have a very strong flavour, powerful even
Ok.
went to the corner shop for a cheeky Koka noodle cup for breakfast only to realise that I have grabbed a Chicken flavour instead of a Curry flavour and now my morning is fucking ruined
pot noodle for breakfast
you alri mate?
Fuck me lads
Had a dodgy poo before a long bus ride so took some immodium just to be on the safe side
Two days later and curled out the largest shite ever in Tbilisi international airport
bosh Bosh BOSH
I said Koka noodle not a Pot noodle you dim fucking prick learn to read
Cucumber water is incredibly good
When the medjeet says something so brown you hit him with the Nordic stare.
stinky peanus haha
Emma Watson did a massive wet fart on the set of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 1.
would love to visit Georgia
watching the kino casino kick.com
I should try it, never had the pleasure. Hate when someone else has been cutting or peeling on in the kitchen and the smell permeates everything.
It's bussin as a tourist, shite if you live there though
Actually fucking seething now at how stupid that cunt was more than the fact I grabbed the wrong flavour of Koka noodle, just take more than a second to read a post you're replying to you thick stupid cunts why are you all like this all the fucking time
I take it the hikermongs haven't shown their faces since yesterday's thrashing?
Love the feeling when you've got a proper chode of a log knocking on the door and you're unsure if pushing it out is gonna do some damage. When those big boys drop the feeling is euphoric.
what is that?
there's a group of people outside claiming to be the police banging on my door but i think they're lying so i'm gonna try and kill one of them if they enter
June tomorrow
Mental
remember that lad that doxxed himself via instagram a few weeks ago and then nothing happened? just shows that /brit/ really doesn't care enough anymore
gabbo Gabbo GABBO
We should all post our face haha
big simon with his paki mate
You need a big goo trap on your door just in case police break in for naughty online words. You'll still get nicked all the same but by seething plod covered in slime haha
fairly normal breakfast if you ask me
Imagine giving her a massive curry then ass fucking her the next day. Farting shit all over your stomach.
fuck it hahaha
seriously need to looksmaxx
EGGMONG
G
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hey I can see my post from here
can't abide that
Blud looks like a burn victim
cant believe how many freaks fall for this
the guy clearly already had solid facial genetics all he did was have a haircut, cleared up his skin and took a picture in better lighting
Really not sure how his left eye got lower
could beat the fuck out of him with 1 arm
You need a shave. That scraggly business looks bad.
Why? Why? Huh? Hmm?
Runtoil today
one side of my jaw is subtly larger than my other from chewing primarily on one side my whole life and it's not particularly noticeable to others but it makes my face look off slightly and I cba autistically chewing gum to correct it
insanely runtish
Install GIMP
Problem solved
*runs you.exe*
We didn't.
Not again.
When do I pick her up?
There's still hope.
Shame on you.
Mental illness autism