/brit/

lmao he decided to post a sheldrake thread after being schooled on this fool

he literally asked, How many Jews were in Africa in those days?

Heil Hitler
Free Palestine

terrible shame, that sinking

first and only instance of a vessel of this size sinking due to a water spout spawning out of nowhere (not captured on film or video) and then immediately dropping straight to the sea floor, ending the life of billionaire Mike Lynch. Just after he'd won the legal case brought against him in the USA by Hewlett Packard for allegedly misrepresenting the value of the company that he sold to them. The same Hewlett Packard which was founded by Dave Packard before Mr Packard went to work high up in the US government, ultimately becoming the head of the US Department of Defence.

just days after Mr Lynch's co-defendant in the same case was run over and killed while out on a run in a tragic hit and run, for which no one was ever arrested or charged or located. An unfortunate series of unrelated incidents, very sad.

ever thought about how modern egyptians and iraqis live on top of ancient civilizations the vast majority of them know nothing about

yank gets schooled

no no, no need to reply since I am not insecure

insanely dumb people

I like how you spin out at just the mention of the man's name
it's amusing

charlie did you get fired

why are you so upset that someone doesn't want to have an argument with you? are you very lonely?

cronem just sent a waggydem on snapchat to katy

you got mad at single post call his theories bs and started all this lmao

RORKE

you're cearly seething right now because I destroyed you in a ana rgument HAAHAHAHAA

well the pyramids were made by aliens weren't they? i heard they extend miles underground or something

mad

FOY

this is the yank on a VPN trying to make me look like i give a fuck about that pseud

Critics cite a lack of evidence for morphic resonance and inconsistencies between its tenets and data from genetics, embryology, neuroscience, and biochemistry. They also express concern that popular attention paid to Sheldrake's books and public appearances undermines the public's understanding of science

yes well that's all very interesting but I have to attend to some things
ttyl

no they werent
we would know if they were

you wouldn't know if it was being KEPT HIDDEN from you!

screaming at the wikipedia talk page for rupert sheldrake. some fanboys really butthurt at him being called a pseudoscienist and fraud.

Passify a Frenchman in England.

Get lushed on utter retard

who is this Rupert fellow and whys an incel having a meltdown over him

i've never even heard of rupert sheldrake

this is probably the most publicity he's getting. literally who.

He's the mushroom man

Man is not working.

Sheldrake is a freaking badass last name dude

Western Engalndson.

they were built by god fearing englishmen

bote laber xxxxDDDDDDDD

And what about the yardie goons and Katys hymen?
Whats their status?

Maybe I can drive a Car.

ruper shelrack bad ass name
reupert intredasting theoreis

How else did you think it would end? The Niggers of Spain principle..

Sheldrake is like a pokemon name and it's a dragon with a shell

True.

americans all ear 100k+ working in fast food, live in mansions and are given a brand new ford raptor on their 16th birthday and pretend to be poor its fucking mad

Saw some Shelducks while out walking last week.

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Yes, "Sheldrake" could be considered a Pokémon-like name. It evokes a sense of something fantastical or mythical, much like many Pokémon names. The word "Sheldrake" is a type of hybrid bird and a portmanteau of "shell" and "drake", which fits the whimsical and descriptive naming style often used for Pokémon.

manchester hotel charging an extra £1.20 per night hotel tax

takes the piss

there are people who listen to more than one music genre wtf

Roather!

wonder if they charge the boat people that

Trade.

you can't say that word

egypt needs to fuck off

remember during covid when supermarkets gave teachers sitting on their arse at home special discounts for no reason

thought i was thinking of rupert sheldrake but was in fact thinking of his son merlin sheldrake

Analyzing?

wanked to many of my teacher's arses

The pull

i wish i was american this country is a dreary shithole full of curtain twitching miserable bastards

new lad at work been here 2 weeks and is already more liked and on better terms with everyone than me, who has been there for 8 months

in fairness this is also true of every single new start who started between when I joined and now as well

they are outside

I love her, dad!

uuuuuuh.... based?

merlin sheldrake

a real person can't have that name in the modern-day, that's the sort of name you give a character in a fantasy novel

just happy to be here :)

SOS get me out of this crap hole rented flat in high wycombe

British, blow a kiss.. :(

go get them son now your life begins

remember right now today where millions of fat arsed lazy people are claiming they cant work and spend their entire lives leeching off of everyone else?

All the way... In fact... Ahhhhhhh.

Aryan.

how can i filter egypt just in this thread?

You wanna know what I'm thinking about? I'm thinking about that episode of FRIENDS where Ross loses his shit because John Lithgow ate his sandwich.

his other son is named cosmo
they're both good names

What?

yo cody your mom makes the best hoagie sandwichs dude its frickin lit

yeah don't want to miss out on all the brilliant egyptian posts in the other threads

I would bring him back to santa barbara if I could

Give me the lib.

Add this to your uBlock Origin filters:

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And if you want to filter the Belgian just in /brit/, add this (it's the same filter but filters the Belgian flag instead of the Egyptian flag):

boards.Anon Babble.org##:matches-path(/int) div.thread:has(div.opContainer span.subject:has-text(/brit/i)) div.postContainer:has(> div.post > div.postInfo > span.nameBlock > span.flag:is(.flag-be))

fuck it just filtered egypt everywhere

What?

thanks lad

What?

I will kill you.

Me attacking every yank ITT

Does ziedbelg still post here? I don't see him mentioned very often

What?

copped a 3 day ban and just spent that time playing skyrim instead of posting here, lovely little break
should get myself banned more often

Shit's based.

The fuck did I just watch?

Poo willy

Arabid. 5/10.

what race

Had sex 2 hours ago it was great. Still would rather be a pure-of-heart incel chad

is egypt some ai shit or something?

Playing a pure mage witchy Nord on Skyrim. Mastering destruction, conjuration, alteration, restoration and illusion makes me one versatile spellcaster. Putting almost all my points into magicka and barely any into health and not wearing any armour, to make me very frail and squishy but very powerful offensively.

You heard me, bender
*anally vores you*

breton

this must be someone's fetish but i can't stop laughing watching it, the animation is so good

Nah only half of Lei.talk.

Do you like it?

grow up

shut up you little freak

cleaned my room for the first time in about 2 months, only took about 15 minutes
mad how I wilfully live in hellish squalor

formed greater bulgaria

go to sleep timmy

FUCK

you are brown not black

right thats enough outta you, rorke

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yeah?

Kill the Dane!

I just know what you are doing to me..

poo screaming

poo screaming

poo screaming

What?

fr

fr

wouldn't mind getting 40 sausage rolls

fr

Center shuffle.

fr

formed greater bulgaria

formed greater bulgaria

formed greater bulgaria

This.

get minimum wage job at 16

stay there doing the same job for 40 years

ktim

formed greater bulgaria

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formed greater bulgaria

formed a greater bulge area

Cringe.

pooo.... *moans*

kill yourself

Numerically..

With you.

cheese grater snapped a big chunk of cheese off the block
total chaos

cheese grater snapped a big chunk of cheese off the block
total chaos

To be tortured online?

Big bowl of porridge with blueberries and a banana

Big bowl of porridge with blueberries and a banana

Big bowl of porridge with blueberries and a banana

Dickwinson..

the jews are NOT gonna win against me

the jews are NOT gonna win against me

You having that too? Haha what a coincidence

I met Charles Tyrwhitt when I was like 12. Very nice guy, very soft hands. He has a normal voice, but he uses his business voice when meeting fans. He was at a friend of mine's house to discuss investment in a tailors in which he would've acted as the chief executive officer. It ended up not getting done because Next was further along on an identical project, the signature range. Anyways, my friend had his wisdom teeth out that day but Charles Tyrwhitt still came to his room to meet him, so I got to as well. Very kind guy.

What started the beef?

Is there an echo in here?

ermm waht teh fork

To steal my car in GTA SA?

what if I told you I could give you some islands and 165 mil a year and in return all you have to give me is nothing. would that sound like a tempting deal to you?

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I have a visceral hatred and dungarees and the people who wear them.

Ziedbelg sitting in his smelly childhood bedroom spamming images of black men 18 hours a day

Big bowl of porridge with blueberries and a banana

Total Jewish annihilation .

Rate my dick you @?

he was a handsome lad back then

No wonder the Aussies action against the Thai wai neigh ain't worth it.

how can completely remove filtered posts?
like i don't even wanna know this nibba is here

fuck you very much saar bloody benchod

Anon Babble.org.org##.post-hidden.reply.post

You're misisng some kino

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<3

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why tho?

Holy fucking hell what's is this?

it tastes good

hide stubs

scranning a wank to nacho vidal

Might have to filter Canada too at this rate.

Leave em alone.

I can't see Egyptian or Belgian posts at all in /brit/ because I added these to my uBlock Origin filters:

boards.Anon Babble.org##:matches-path(/int) div.thread:has(div.opContainer span.subject:has-text(/brit/i)) div.postContainer:has(> div.post > div.postInfo > span.nameBlock > span.flag:is(.flag-be))
boards.Anon Babble.org##:matches-path(/int) div.thread:has(div.opContainer span.subject:has-text(/brit/i)) div.postContainer:has(> div.post > div.postInfo > span.nameBlock > span.flag:is(.flag-eg))

Got new underwear arriving in the post today

Wawa

might just filter the whole website

What?

fuck happened to brit

fuck happened to brit

some men really need they dick wet

just filtered all posts using the asterisk wildcard filter
now it's just me here and it comfy

What?

phwoar need her on facialabuse

finally a normal person. i don't know really, i think heathermong has an egypt flag spamming here 24/7 now, ziedbelg is up to his usual tricks and most people have left because it's shit

The quadroon i had sex with was 3/4th irish and 1/4th black with an Irish surname. 190 was right

post fucking machines

Kill yourselves

Hmm. Zip.

Your da holds his coffee mug with two hands

Dead general.

Fine day to die!!! Stfu

next time you see a tight arse in leggings just know whats underneath

mate i'm having lewd thoughts at this, stop it

Thank you.

pedo tranny jannies don't care about bots or nonce or spam posters
if you dare post something that could be perceived as mildly political though you will be banned

Sven. Bukake.

At this point it might be better to filter all posts except for Brits, Irish, and Aussies

What?

Yep during the Liverpool car incident multiple people were banned for off topic / political

But paedo freaks are openly talking about having sex with kids and it's fair game to these mongo jannies

I am fucking British..

Nobody here cares. So take your ramblings elsewhere.

ruined my life again

not a very high quality thread

saw this post yesterday

Any shagger in?

Need Emma Watson to fart in my face.

No one was banned for that i spent the whole day talking about it here and posting pics and Twitter links to the videos

voca.ro/1gHgkVZmPHgP
Cringe dead, be on the coach. I am seriously done.

Sorry meant warned. Posts were deleted almost instantly and warnings dished out. Think they gave up after a while

I am the Joker.

doesnt work lad

there is no janny or mod on duty currently

And I am Scottish!

I've had sex within the last 3 hours and it was amazing.

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Facebox.

Yeah I got a warning for saying something about the Liverpool incident. Jannies on a mad one

Zzzz..

how long did it take for the guy to cum?

Mum bought Scottish oats and Welsh eggs again after i told her we only buy English produce in this house. Bitch

Can't sleep

/brit/ is your life

AI
poo is not that colour

Porn videos.

Even fish?

Crazy how heathernonce and ziedbelg have single handedly destroyed this thread. There is a noticeable and MASSIVE difference between /brit/ pre and post their appearance

We don’t eat fish in this house

Why does this general attract so many schizos?

hope you flung it all in her face

I lasted an hour which is an incredible feat for me. The wanking has been paying off you see...

Lads just filter these four flags and the thread is fine then:

Egypt

Belgium

Germany

Canada

pre-2024 /brit/ is like a different general.

tfw accidentally clicked, maximised and watched every single webm itt

Haha wheyyyyy forgot your video you schizo freak hahahhahah

Derek Laud’s friend Edwina Currie reportedly had a home on Wight—Laud’s haunt

Currie’s reputed home in Seaview would’ve been in same town as Ted Heaths relatives

2 m. from hotel allegedly used by Heath & Mandelson

4 miles from Michael Grylls home

1 m. from the Bottomleys home

Unleashing some proper stinky farts

crazy how moving to bant solved that issue but people didn't move across becuase they wanted to stay here to samefag their posts

twerking and pooing lmao new fetish activating

Not really because there are hardly any other posts and most of the rest of them are talking about the posts made by the spammer. Plus you can’t filter heathermong’s posts

You can’t filter on iphone

Yeah.

You lost, IDmong
Let it go

JUST BEEN SACKED MANNNNN WHAT THE FUCK

David Cameroon

imagine telling someone in 1950 that they'd be able to see videos of women pooing and twerking

You've destroyed this general heatherpaedo

Forcing people to be tripfags isn’t the answer as you’ve seen, nobody wants that. Stop crying about it.

Remembering a time when I was at a house party and the power went off so it was pitch black and I just punched a Tarq as hard as I could right in the side of the head and sent him flying into a cabinet. I then slinked away to the other side of the room. When the power came back on I joined in with everyone else like "fucking ell mate that's mental how somebody would do that" then I looked around the room with fake concern like "come on you cowardly cunt, fess up"

Nobody ever found out it was me, I felt so powerful.

no one likes you heathermong
kys

WE (yes ALL of US) are on Anon Babble

?

The thread is much better for me after I filtered those flags

Get a proper phone then

Not him but IDs are obviously not the same as trips. An ID only lasts for a single thread

Yeah... right

Remember you had a panic attack and spent all night persuading people to come back here hahah

Bro mad because he can’t afford one lmaooooo

Sir Poo Twerker

it doesn't do that at all
you just want to spam and samefag

only people who care about post Ids are spammer
nobody even looks at them, they are just there to filter spammers

They are temporary trips, nobody wants that. It’s supposed to be an anonymous board. There’s a reason nobody went to Anon Babble mate, just ended up being a handful of dollhouse freaks and coomers spamming porn.

I want to see something in the movies, porn?

im scottish man aaaaaaarghhh

just ended up being a handful of dollhouse freaks and coomers spamming porn.

Ah yes because this thread is much better than that

I am British. :(

that's rich seeing that's all int brit is now lmfao
kys heathermong you little nonce

lil timmy need his mental health filters xx

there was a time when saying this would get you killed

We out here in the trenches cuh

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I can't laugh..

you're not black

i'm fucking scottish man aaaaaaaaaaaaaarghhhhhh arrhrghghg

So Anon Babble is the same except slower and with forced tripcodes. Wow amazing. And no I’m not your boyfriend heatherpaedo you dollhouse freak.

The gooning principle..
VLD

Funny how IDmong complains about samefagging and spam and yet he uses those exact things to try to force people into his gay discord threads

A cum-dumpster of a watchdogs character promised them too much.

9% of British people, over 6 million people, want to have sex with their family members, and 9 million are undecided

IDcuck throwing a luh tantrum again and begging people to install mental health filters LOL

All anti Russian propaganda is the work of global jewery who carries a several hundred year old grudge against the Russian race for alleged crimes committed against them when they lived in tsarist russia. Keep this in mind when looking at news outlets coverage of russia...

heathermong melty

love my macbook but fucking hate the os
any windows laptops which have the same build quality and screen quality for under 2 grand?

all pakis

Put it in her Vagina.

all muslims, none british

he need them for his mental health xx

yeah. thanks for getting me horny over getting my dick such and not

And no I’m not your boyfriend heatherpaedo you dollhouse freak.

Well you're a supporter of his at any rate.

might genuinely write an email to the admin team about the lack of/ misdirection of moderation in here

Dpmo

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had one drink at 5 am this morning, think i can drink now? need to get to asda to get some rotiesseri shit and more drinks
chances of being sotpped by police is like 1 in a million

They practically did what I did and what he did.

I dislike the paedo spammers and you freaks trying to force your tripfag threads. I dislike all smelly bedroom freaks equally.

?

even me?

I dislike the paedo spammers

Yet you favour the general that they can spam most effectively in. Curious.

?

Here's your illness.

I feel attacked.

I can afford an iPhone but I think Apple is becoming more and more anti-consumer so I avoid them now

I think IDs make sense but whatever. I guess I can just filter flags on Anon Babble