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Gas station coffee edition

FUCK THE UNITED STATES

Fuck canada

America is occupied by lsraeI.

I just got shit checked by a groid crossing the street at a green light

Being a right wing hippie is actually the hardest minority to be in America

The tribe of Judah rules mankind with an iron fist....

Honestly I hate myself the most because I want to be normal I want to have a good life but it seems impossible. I lost my job after a trip to Boston even though I did better than 90 percent of people there

My teenage/early 20s crush is getting married to a mexican and I want to kms

I'm the hardest minority

Why did you lose your job??

A client complained about me and also got angry when yelled him for touching my shoulder

He smokes weed during work.

What do you say to a Puerto Rican in a three piece suit?

Im a white person and I hate the united states of America

Yeah and? I don't have friends or anything to do.

and also got angry when yelled him for touching my shoulder

so you're a sperg

If you asked the average person who the worst woman in the history of the world was, you'd probably get a 50/50 split between Thatcher and Elon's mom. However, the real worst woman in history was probably Catherine of Aragon, mostly because she fumbled five pregnancies and lost for the Catholic church the single most powerful and important nation in the world up until WWII.

Yes and sadly it doesn't help that I look relatively good looking because I have had people say I would be attractive if I didn't have autism

where'd you steal that from?

sue the company for discriminating against your disability

the day Quebec becomes a country

I never told them I was a sperg I never really talk to anyone anymore because people shit talked me for liking hockey and baseball. I took a trip to Boston to see Fenway park

Will the defendant please rise

Who wants to be my /cum/dump

Im going to return to Sicily and lead the sicilian independence movement

2 more referendums

you're gonna be a pervert aren't u

I will never have friends again but I am used to it. I tried making friends with people at work but I don't matter so I am gonna give up on friends and finding love again

I genuinely hate myself. I don't know what to do about it.

The dinner.

A 1-megaton SLBM thermonuclear warhead has just detonated above Taiwan.

just get an ID card with big bold letter saying I HAVE AUTISM and hang it on your neck that way you can do anything and they can't do shit about it

I have 5k in savings

Had to put pay part of my sisters mortgage

Job market in America is terrible

No car because it broke down

Can't borrow a car anymore

I am fucked because I only have 710 as a credit score so I am fucked

I think you're improving

Which one are you drinking?

I didn't cook it, momberg did.

fk tier post

that's gahddamn amurican, son

The twisted tea

Well, there are literally God's Chosen people.

and thou shalt reign over many nations, but they shall not reign over thee.

Deuteronomy 15:6

vaping weed

I am locked tf in rn

6.4%

strong

umm

What's the oldest thing in your house? I have a pocket watch that is about 130 years old.

*Backshots

Should I just kill myself? I am also sorry for creating this spammer

duteronomy

More like dude they're on to me...

me

I have to go to work. Hate that job. Should make an only fans

The human species peaked in ancient greece

You do NOT suffer in America. Thirdies have to eat pic related for dinner.

I have a bunch of old coins so probably those.

this website is dead. most of the interesting stuff is happening elsewhere

Balding ass niggas lmfao

work at starbucks

Should make an only fans

nobody gonna pay for your onlyfags bro

I applied to places I also have to wait for weed to leave my system

they are saying porn is bad

That's because you live on a fixed income and state assistance not because you don't want to

bro thought he was cookin smdh

who's they

world population is 8 billion now

This isnt a good thing...

the thulean perspective

nami bathwater
white claw is a white bitch drink. no man that drinks that shit is to be respected

too many whites

lot's of AIPAC slave flags itt

jason is your mexicoke more expensive now

You live in a meme country

It only hit 7 billion 14 years ago

TACO = Trump always chickens out, chicken shit!!! Fucking fuck!!!

I live in a mean country... mean to jews and their slaves!

The experts

Millennial men be like I want death by snu snu :3

denounce mohammed immediately

guys everything will be fine don't worry so much

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anti-zionism is anti-american

mean to white men, but brazil is worse anyway

they recycle the bottles in mexico they ask you for them back when you're finished drinking.

there's no way to recycle them in the US at the moment

I have brazil filtered btw I can only see the stubs

I had sex with germanic girl behind your back!!!!

Greatest tennis player of all time: Rafael Nadal (Hispanic)
Greatest football player of all time: Messi (Hispanic)
Greatest chess player of all time: Capablanca (Hispanic)
Greatest fighters and warriors were the conquistadors (Hispanics)

Yeah, I've always dreamed of getting with a woman who was noticeably taller than me.
Muhammad wasn't that bad. It's his followers that you have to worry about.

It's normal for products for export to be a higher quality than those sold domestically. IE: beer. British beer sold here would be of higher quality than the actual beer sold domestically in England and it is also normally of higher strength

Then why the fuck do we have recycling bins

Are British women actually hot? Seems like they're unfairly stereotyped

There are some cute Celtic girls, no Anglo Saxon woman is attractive.

that feeling when no medium brown skinned Indian gf with long dark hair, dark eyes, and an Indian accent to date me and let me poop directly into her vagina

Why even live? Just end it already if I can't have this I don't want to exist any longer.

No but they have other qualities

so they can send them to the landfills. they don't recycle glass unless you live right near a glass recycling facility, and most people do not.

anyways they don't "recycle" the bottles in mexico, they just wash them and reuse them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an indian next to it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It realized it was crossing the canadian border

Fucking fuck!!! Fuck a DUCK!!!

I am just gonna give up and be a neet because I don't see my life improving and I don't think I will ever be normal enough to engage with the wider world

products sold in thirdie countries simply aren't taken care of as much, products that get shipped to america are instantly put in to a highly quality supply chain however the real truth nuke is that mexican coke sold domestically in mexico has had hfcs in it for years now and that there have been multiple independent lab tests on mexicoke shipped to the us and some contain cane sugar and some don't so you have no idea what you're getting either way

Sometimes I want to chemically castrate myself

the chicken crossed the road to get a germanic girl

Bro wtf is this real? That's the most bogged monstrosity i have ever seen in mein lief
I did it feels good man

get his ass

i am very jealous of you how does blonde pink pussy feel like? if i had a girlfriend and she was a red head/blonde i would tell her not to shave her body hair/pussy hair if i had a brunette girlfriend (which i hope i never fucking have) i would ask her to shave everything black hair is fucking gross

Idk who's Brittany Venti but she's really hot

what did (((they))) mean by this?

Yeah I believe that especially when it's not meant for export. I had jeet Kit Kats as a joke and they literally taste like spoiled milk

newfag

I hate when I ask somebody their age and they say “ how old do you think I am?”

It's neat that despite everything happening to them Palestinians including Palestinians in the Gaza Strip have among the highest education and literacy rates in the entire Arab world

Need a Indian girl to let me kiss her, passionately lick and suck her neck and give her hickies, go on long walks together and share our deepest feeling with each other,gaze 한 deeply into her eyes, and poop directly into her vagina

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"Yes I am a cuck, I like when NIGGERS fuck on my bitch"- Kanye West

I could've worn mexicoke is recycled because I had one one time that tasted like the soap wasn't rinsed properly before it was refilled.

Amerindiands: ?????

Stop dating old women

So now that it has been confirmed that JEWllywood went to diddy's parties and watched their wives being railed by other men and pissed on can we now accept that KEKING has become a PERVASIVE issue in modern-day America????????????????

No I'm a virgin
I do have blond hair though

Greatest fighters and warriors were the conquistadors

This is where the jugular vein is located, iirc.

How old do you think I am?

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No I'm a virgin

Why?????????????????

I do have blond hair though

Your luck is that you'll age better than brunette men

bby jirl let me giv u kisses

한

kys

Yeah, if I wanted my wife to do something naughty while I watch I'd just let her fuck the dog, not get an African involved. But that's just me.

I am a complete coward

Old enough to go to a nursery home

the right wing is in charge rn and they have always been more in to it despite internet memes

cuz I'm ugly

they were you're just coping your people will never be as manly as Hispanics

"You start dating a tranny and you realize you have more in common with him than with a woman" - Andrew Tate

Most americans are
We are a nation of cowardly pussies

That's not nice. So no blond-haired pussy for you.

old enough to get ya fuckin ass kilcked if ya don't answer me

In bed(10:33pm)

Got a full tummy, gonna read isekai until I pass out.

why didn't you do my country

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bro this chick is BEAT holy shit

25 in America

Nah man you guys defeated fucking ADOLF HITLER the baddest motherfucker of all fucking time, America fucking rocks god bless the USA

this is actually true and based

americans only stop being cowards when its to help someone oppress them harder

how come Nemo isn't "Nemo-san" like the others are

odds watch dunc part 2
evens watch deadpool 3

when did you realize you were mentally ill

I hate my face
I hate my body
I hate my autism
I hate my life
I hate America
I hate everything
Fuck you aln

It's a stupid meme made by an idiotface. She calls Tamura "Yuri-chan."

Does anyone actually live in these states?

What are egg prices like in USA now?

I have been formally diagnosed with general anxiety disorder, depression and avoidant personality disorder (I have gone months at a time without speaking to anyone at all), I suggested that I was a schizo or autistic and my psych was like "nah I'm not even gonna test you for that" so I stopped going and taking meds

who gives a fuck anyways

Funny how you can see the cycle while you’re in the middle of it but you’re still powerless

I'm just asking

Both look like shit and this meme is unfunny and annoying

why are you in the middle of a bike anyways?

My family said I was always fucked up

I do

Me

I don't care which one as long as I get to poop inside their pussy but I prefer left
Any girls in this general? Especially brown and in particular Indian. I have a proposition for you

Fucking gay family

Wtf do you do there?

Namaste

i watched deadpool 3 the other day
it's good

doing your mom

Are you un grill? Okay hear me out. Let me poop INSIDE of your BAGINA. Please

does she moan and grunt a lot when you're fucking her hard or is she quiet?

I owe 2 grand to capital one but I think they did me a solid and forgot about it

very loud. she is germanic and I can't control myself around germanic women

Are you doctor or engineer

Idaho has most potatos o algo
Montana has Hannah Montana and French Montana but both are irrelevant so
North Dakota has Wiz Khalifa but no one cares about him anymore
South Dakota has Mount Rushmore
Nebraska, Kansas and Iowa have corn?
Oklahoma has RWJ
Arkansas has Walmart
North Carolina has Mr Beast
West Virginia has country roads
New Jersey has Jersey Shore but only normgroids watch reality TV so
Vermont has Ted Bundy
Maine has lobsters
South Carolina, Connecticut, New Hampshire idk

I would fuck a centaur tbqh

Grim
Shit
Fuck

Nta but I'm an engineer

there are "men" in this thread who would willingly fuck a dark and black-haired pussy

Might as well insert your dick inside a raven's nest

Going to get mr. Hands'd

horse pussy

how many bridges have collapsed thus far under your supervision?

what is wrong with this brazillion

I would not fuck but would gladly shit in one

bro stop hating your own women so much
variety is the spice of life

why would you assume a male centaur

Hey you’re just mad because I can do something with my fucking guitar hands that you’ll never be able to achieve in your entire life kid

I'm not a civil engineer

But you wouldn't be able to see the turd laying flat on her chest since the color would blend with her poo-colored skin

Because the anon I replied to is a homosexual

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tried to ask people on discord if I should commit suicide

Tell me to think about it at 22 is retarded

Get told i am a young fag

Honestly what's the point in trying if we get nothing

Anyway can anyone cue me in if they've stopped eating the pets?

If you have to ask you don't really want to and you're just an attention whore
Livestream it and you'll get a lot of attention

I won't poop on her I poop IN her

Americans don't know jack shit about Brazil. What is Brazilian culture?

Some guy tried to tell me that I’ve traumatized myself by watching gore as an edgy 12-3 year old

Thing i am not sure if I should do it

Why are there so many mentally ill people in /cum/? I thought this was a normie general.

Liveleak

fucking kitchen drain sink strainer came loose now i have to go to hardware store to buy plumber's putty tomorrow

nah it's full of retards, there's probably like 3 normies here

if you insult israel in america you get deported

Point them out

the basin nut is probably just loose underneath, just tighten it up

also buy a gasket don't use putty it's gay and shitty and falls apart

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Dark skinned bitches with big bunda
Beaches
Mardi gras
Cartel
Jungle

what is brazilian culture? Walking around half-naked, posting ass every second on instagram, wearing flip flops in an urban setting, dodging bullets, getting dead-drunk on a thursday

Fuck Israel
now I wait patiently

crunchy cat turned 6

It must be weird having a stepdad

Sometimes when I visit /cum/ people only talk about their jobs and dating life. That's pretty normie talk.

Well it’s Friday night. The normies are out and the freaks are in

Most of those exist in either every brown country or every country that's hot

Not liking life

The so called elite human capital...

Do Jews from the Democrats oppose Israel?

The one easy thing they could do to get people to show up is to have a sexy bitch on with them and they even fucked that up

Richard is pretty smart

would be a real shame if you had an "accident" along the way and they couldn't prosecute you because you were drunk and therefore lacked the mens rea and therefore were not legally liable

guy on the left could look good, for the other 2 it's unsalvageable

Jews are the intellectual elite and have to tell the goyim what to think.

politically uncertain young men love listening to land whales and jews

Imagine if an Elias Rodriguez figure killed Yarvin and Hanania. That'd be so kek.

i swear the brazilian gets banned almost every day

I fucking lost

If you're a white or Asian nerd, you can look "cool" by dressing rich
If you're a brown or black nerd, you can look "cool" by dressing gangster

America sending firefighters to Canada AGAIN to clean up their messes for them

Sick and tired of this shit fr...

That woman on the other side of the table has brown hands.

u eating dinner with a twink?

never heard of it and I live 45 minutes from boston
also arent clams meat? how can you eat clam chowder?

The concept of Africans working hard is so unreal that most people think aliens built the pyramids

Americans hate black people so much that they invented cars and suburbs

Any Rhode island anons ITT?
whats it like there?

im back

Egyptians were arab

TRVKE

Mindfuck

My doctor told me brown pussy is healthier

Hang Netanyahu...

Business idea: smoke meth and take TVs apart

Sonar reports crunch of a sinking vessel.

Adulting is hard

Ruh row [in a Scooby Doo voice]

penis

Ruh row [in a Scooby Doo voice]

That's my mom.

Ruh row [in a Scooby Doo voice]

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Why is she Indian and fat?

oh so she's eating dinner with a twink

business idea: unexist

black pipo are so racist

youtu.be/mm8Lxt0gyUU
I imagine jeets listen to this song on a loop while they go about their days

Indian abuse is getting out of hand

shiet I should play me some Donkey Kong Country

no it's not

halo is a pretty cool guy

Reminder

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why them niggas in they undies

good god, man, why are you having fries with your soup?

wish I had a COLD BEER on this FRIDAY NIIIIIGHT

PAIR A JEANS THAT FIT JUS RIGHT

32 year old Selena is old and depressed and she admits that everyone is younger and hotter than her.

Would you still do Selena, be honest ? i mean she is self reflecting at least..

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I hate sex and I hate women

same

The only good dead Kennedy's song is California Uber alles

would you have sex with an attractive woman with huge boobs

This is a tough one, gonna have to think about it for a while before a make a decision.

friends is kind of a goated show, practically how i learned english

what a FAGGOT lmao

That's wholesome

I found my cat btw
She got into my neighbours apartment and hid under their bed after realizing there were strangers there

Friends is the worst show ever made

yeah abuse of the system by indians really is getting out of hand

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friends is pretty good but mostly because i want to fuck jennifer aniston

coming from a canadian i take it as a compliment

In terms of quality and entertainment, i'd say the big bang theory and 2 broke girls is worse

You are brazilian

that's gross. why would he do that

It's fucked up

if you could marry jennifer aniston in her prime and the only caveat is that she pissed the bed every night and you'd have to spend 20 minutes cleaning up and changing the sheets the next morning would you do it?

thoughts on brown pipo

that's just 20 minutes a day for a lifetime in heaven

leave em

The light was low ok assholes

Tinder is implementing a height filter for users.

The change will allow women to generally filter out men below their preferred height.

good

i lost my pencil sharpener

ayo this nigga romancing his mother

The obvious next step is filtering women by weight

I got married in 2009 I have never had to deal with tinder or online dating

that would be sexist, CHUD

very unbaptized post

asian women piss me off

i think it's not good from a moral perspective the whole unfunny aggressive dude makes fun of simpleton comedy dynamic but karl pilkington is funny

they're so fake they're trying too hard too look and act cute

gn

night bud

eating dinner with your mumma and you'd rather bury your zoomoid face in your phone and read shitposts from mentally ill troons and coons

are you a troon or a coon?

Couldn't that in theory be a good thing because if you're a manlet then you're more likely to match with girls who don't care about that sort of thing

i just saw a video about this guy who made all his money in america and lives off american money in brazil and he goes online to complain about america and how much better brazil is than america
he's basically just living a tourist lifestyle no shit it's better
by that standard fucking south africa or the philippines can be better

based white canadian

sounds like a you problem
theyre the only half decent women round here
white girls are beyond redemption

wow wow wow iceland, steady there! You're acting like a NAZI!!! The only thing you're missing is the Hitler stache

Costco employees are like the fucking Gestapo when it comes to membershits

do you have social security you can get a free hot dog

bet that gets rid of 90% of the nogs who steal shit
quite ingenious if you think about it
youre a nog for not following the rules

assume i am both for the purposes of this example

that's a good thing. keep the riffraff out

This is the Anon Babble dream. Maybe can't make it all the way to being fuck you rich in the US but making it enough to move to some third world country and be fuck you rich there. Seems more attainable.

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