LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish
/brit/
poo smells lmao
getting the willy wanked, give me something to wank to
bbc porn
Daisy’s Destruction
mental to think while i'm in the middle of having a crazy goon sesh with the lads in discord there are terrible wars happening around the world and people being genocide'd.
mad how hitler was elected for absolutely no good reason
Dark hair + light eyes + pale skin + mesomorphic build has always been the master race. Blondes and gingers and green eyed mutants can cope on.
chaturbate
erm
right, you're talking about wanking to the woman in it, yeah? And not Daisy herself?
never understood hatred of irish and scrotes and welch
just want us to all be island frens
amarna miller
All built for the dark lords of the african plains
WILLY ALERT
WILLY ALERT
brothers living under the same roof always squabble over petty shite
UM
um
the fabled bwc
angela white
corr
ummy
*gets enslaved*
what did black people mean by this?
Mental that Chatropolis is kill
Been going on there since I was about 13 or 14, getting abused in a legal sense by Yank pensioners
I only hate the 95% of gaelwogs that are bitter victim complex mongs, the rest are sound
*rapes your mum*
Victoria Coren Mitchell
what the FUCK canslad
how do u know the characters????
japanese fella going uma~uma~uma~
pipe down nigel
Anon Babble will require age verification from July, as per the online safety act
right now, mark corrigan is motorboating those massive bazongas
what a turn of fate
er, well, lad
I could tell you but you wouldn't believe me
would respond with a racist retort but janny always has me in his crosshairs i get banned for fuck all
Friday nights are so boring without drugs almost feels like a waste like a waste of a weekend
Cockney was the first multicultural London English patois, formed by the melting pot of Irish, Jewish, Gypsy, and Mediterranean immigrants during the 18th and 19 century.
Nerds always win
two more weeks
Don't like to think about this
Don't appreciate you reminding me of its existence
*blacks your city*
*turns your major cities non-white*
your next actions?
what happens if you google this?
A
crying in front of a woman is like bleeding in front of a shark
how are gaels wogs though
white as fuck, so pale almost translucent and freakish
cute berg
canslad is well known enjoyer of this sort of thing...
Silence pikey
What?
Alri, Spaino, lad? How's the masculine willy?
biomass
*starves to death because you can’t maintain basic agriculture, running water or a power grid in your own nations never mind here*
heh
talk about,
my pussy,
talk about,
my pussy,
talk about,
my pussy,
talk about,
my pussy
It is very illegal without consent.
Yh I remember I cried in front of my mum when I was 22 like proper sobbing and she’s always been a bit different around me since then
Biomass contains all living organisms, so wood, trees and algae count as biomass too
Remember when Theresa May was going to make it so you had to go down the Paki shop and buy a licence to watch porn
and who's the fucking bitch who stole all the heroin?
there's an article on wikipedia about the demon responsible for it
*does whatever we want in britain because whites are too low test to stop us
heh
Depends
It's a hurtcore (violent/torture child porn) movie by a lad called Peter Scully that was made to sell on the darkweb. It's not technically a snuff movie since it was never intended to have Daisy die and she lived on
It features I think (not sure haven't read in a while) either one or two Fillipino women who he also had abused and kept as sex slaves torturing Daisy who was I think a few months old or two years old, again I forget which
So to answer your question:
not much if it's somethinglike that 'wat is daisy's destruction' or 'daisy destruction wikipedia' on the other hand if you google 'I need to wank, /brit/ suggested daisy's destruction, please tell me where to find it', you might get a visit from the arse bandits
If it wasn't for the covid scam we'd be living in his utopia now
Life’s good
This is project on.
*shoots you*
stay goated canschad
Alri Kyle
I have the north Atlantic map.
love this but needs a slightly smoother crop xx
what the covid scam that boris exploited to import millions of browns without people noticing
grow up
reported your post to the gardaí
'p is fine by me but killing them is just not on
Hearing Eminem do Orange Man Bad material like he's on Live at the Apollo makes me feel old as desu
if you support boris in any capacity you're low iq and likely brown
thats what the crop was originally
What?
support the ira me (the based hyper ruarc ethnonationalist one not the gay commies)
funny haircut man
might have some pâté
Remember that song from the 2000s
A lad telling his gf to fuck off
Then she did a song telling him to fuck off back
But it wasn't real
Oh yeah, Peter Scully is currently serving a lifetime sentence in Australia - there was a documentary done by an aussie wmoan:
youtube.com
and
youtube.com
There's a bunch of them on that channel, it's a genuine tv station so save for work
And now some of it is coming back to me, I think there was actually 3 women involved that willingly engaged in the torture of kids with him and he forced two 12 year olds to dig their own grabs that tried to escape (they did escapE)
All in all, not a very nice lad
72 virgins and I would do anything to get her.
big pair
youtube.com
You shouldn’t even know this nonce
the based hyper ruarc ethnonationalist one not the gay commies
they're all gay commies
For me it's are Nige
20x lush
MI5 propoganda
No matter how much they play with their bussy they can't figure it out.
fucking hell i forgot about this song
Going out drinking with my centrist neoliberal mate tomorrow
Just know he's going to find a way to slag off Reform within the first 30 minutes
Might tell him his fiance is fat
This is not us.
Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
It was obvious from the start
Turkish girl born in 2013
anti histamine down the gullet
heh, i have a nice mate i can go drinking with
I MUST RUIN IT WITH POLITICAL SHITE
youtube.com
THEY'RE PLAYING IT LADS
WHAHEYYY GET THE FUCKING CANS IN
you know what fuck it #TeamIsrael
Might book a holiday to Turkey
Nordics are quite simply superior human beings.
chav girls loitering outside my house
DU DU DU DU DU
DU DU DU DU DU
I just witnessed murder.
Turkeys don't even have teeth
The English, Scottish and Irish beat them though. In the Viking Age and the World Wars.
bet she was well fit 6 or 7 years ago
He starts it, I just want to talk about beer and wrestling
It’s turkiye
WHAEYYYYY
I still remember I had a bunch of the toil people from England sing this when I went there
um
UM
Eat Rubbish.
allergies
Imagine being genetically worthless
just nod your head and don’t react and subtly act embarrassed by his political ranting, go yeah whatever mate then continue talking about wrestling
makes him reflect
/brit/ in 2019 was full of retards endlessly sucking off ARE BOJO
Blakeney does that every night
Neoliberal teeth is genuinely one of my favourite memes ever, never fails to make me laugh
Remember when India tried to get everyone to start calling them Barret
What the fuck was that all about
yep cringe as fuck, same with the mummy may shite
Yeah.
Genuinely mental how the Tories let a Paki be prime minister
Mind bogglingly mental
Jews beat them in world wars by manipulation.
It's not though is it
Don't understand the whole "gooning" thing.
Yeah, you're wanking. Well done mate so is everyone else. Don't need a cringey little name for it or to announce it to the world.
Get a grip.
sir its hindustan i insist
they let a million pakis enter the country in 1 year how is it mental that they allowed 1 paki to rule the party>
This is not European.
bharat 50cal
Gooning is a different thing from regular wanking
its Turkyiv
It's delayed orgasm
Essentially you're bringing yourself close to climax but stopping. The addiction is the rise to orgasm itself and the actual end goal isn't orgasming like normal wanking, you see
I'm not that charismatic
It literally is
that’s bad enough but the literal face of the country is different, the man in office
I am so blackpilled about this country anons. Everything is such a disappointment. We are ruled by Satanic pedophiles who gaslight us and mock us to our faces.
Catyank was right.
Project on.
it's zoomer / gen z talk, we called it edging
gooning is wanking 24 hours straight on stimulants
Drinking more water can actually increase your cock size
I'm actually surprised spaino didn't comment on how much I know about daisy's destruction
bit telling that
freak
You brain can't comprehend the word Ovni I know. Nice trick.
where’s canslad
the thread cries out for canslad
For me it's Subverse without setting the game to private so all the people on my Steam friends list knows I'm gooning
Google Gemini considers this to be the typical young British female
why do you just post meaningless shite all day?
screaming
Want to wobble her buccal fat while she wobbles my cans
Was Girlsdoporn the most "based" thing to ever come out of the internet? it's really a marvel. shows how kino would have developed without OnlyFans
i only drink water and can confirm
Looks haram init
:)
The European orgasm gives me the mentality to do so.
Not wrong though is it
Got Nigel “the saviour of Britain” Farage on the telly
colonberg going mad
fat paki scran
Your tongue. Your project. Your sins. Your worst actions in one move. Vy me.
dogberg ahh food
Just seen the video for Dreams by Gabrielle
She's got her gammy eye out but it basically fine
Just lying to us this whole time
Shut up you fucking spack
My cock is hard
manchestereveningnews.co.uk
bahahahahaha seaside shart has a daughter in Manchester
Born just in time to see it all fall to pieces. I'm okay with it, it's something to behold. For it to fall it meant it was once something to behold, which it was.
How to make it more comfy for my penis?
You literally live in the best country on earth quit your bitching before I come over there and give u a smack faggot
Try living here pal
fell for an obvious copypasta
brown people touch and deliver my food and I pay for the privilege
I came,
I saw
I praise the Lord
Everyone else in the room can see it
might become one of those wise women they used to have
know all the herbs and how to make potions
restoration 100
I own it.
English school girls
had a dream where i shagged me mum again, i need to go outside and meet some women for gods sake
Had a Yank gf didn't I
Had the green card lined up didn't I
Completely fucked it up didn't I
And for Canslad?
Well, it's the long weekend so we're getting in the BIG cans for three days straight.
Anyone else on the cans? The lovely, lovely cans?
what is that?
ypipo don seeson dey poshions nigguh
This is illegal.
why are caroline zalog's nipples so brown?
yon herbalist
I've only gone and got The Cure on again haha x
get a life you tragic cunt lmao
do be warned that they're bad for your teeth
How can you stand the accent? I kind of get used to hearing it in films but hearing it in the wild is actually fucking disgusting. They immediately sound fucking retarded.
This is illegal, chief.
Peter Hitchens
i have posted at least 20 different kebab photos in here before. some have remarked that i am possibly eating more kebab that anyone else in the country. and so i feel very qualified to tell you that THAT, is NOT acceptable.
born too late to explore the earth
born to early to explore the universe
born just in time for the european race war
Any shaggers in? Have you lads ever pissed in a girls vagina?
These be comfy bedtime hours fr fr
This is illegal, chief..
caroline za wog
"I think it's dark and it looks like it's rain" you said
"And the wind is blowing like it's the end of the world" you said
those fucking eyebrows
right up there with botox, lip injections and those retarded eyelashes
How the fuck do you keep using this same shit OP every year?
Farage is going hard rn and the election is still a long time away sheesh
I am US citizen but I am very blackpilled on the US and would never live there.
:/
It lush
Corrrrr
Why would you say such hurtful things?
This is illegal, chief... Syrian music and physics.
we used to have this guy called THREADMEISTER
Two more weeks
Listen to the spaniards, once they've had enough you know it's game on.
honey...
I was laid off today I am gonna see about drinking myself to death you guys wanna watch?
without makeup she actually looks better
GIVE ME THE SOURCE FOR THAT WOMAN WITH THE COCK NOW
just fed the fox
This is illegal, chief....
Brits who've never been to America genuinely think our standard of living is comparable or even better
Absolute blackpill going out there, their underclass live like kings compared to us
our resident turbo-cunt makes them all
With an ivory pipe
And a cummerbund
In the dead of night
On the autobahn
With the long ago
On the radio
And the dreaming moon...
THREADS CLAIMED TODAY: 0
y'all eat this shit
you'll be alright lad
so fuck off there then you soppy cunt
post THAT webm, you know the one
Should I just kill myself? I have no reason to live
This is illegal, chief.... You are not supposed to enjoy that much anyway. You don't get it do you? I don't expect you to anyway.
Get it posted
just turned the electric fan on
Luv me freedom nthat not that we fucking have any but I can't stand it simple as. Just don't like forins.
Just nuke our major cities and I will let the accent slide.
I used to do battle with Thready quite often. He'd usually time his NEWs very well, but I bested him on a few occasions. He always took it in good spirits. I miss him tbqh
Thinking about how I’m 28 have no mates and have never kissed a girl
Thinking of threadmeister hope he’s doing alright xx
Would if I could obviously
I have only have 5k in savings I am gonna probably kill myself tonight after the gym
I'm literally an american and lived there (for a short period)
What?
Threadmeister was more than one person is what my sources have said
Yeah, as is the case with most women.
Ever do quaaludes lad?
only sometimes
i don't have sound wembs
What's the Kanye song where the fella from the Tom Cruise film sings
HE HEHHY HOH HE
The underclass lives on the street dribbling because they're on fentanyl.
are there any reasons why you shouldn't live?
t. hasn't been to America
Why would I rebel against it?
I hate my face
I hate my life
I hate my body
I hate every aspect of me as a person I wish I could die
Gonna have one more rancid nasty evil wank before I turn from this life of sin and give my life to Our Lord
i dont even care anymore. at the age of 32, i havent experienced anything. ive been a loser for my entire life. i was a loser throughout high school with no social memories. i was a loser during college. i was a loser throughout my 20s. im a loser into my 30s. i dont have money. i dont have friends. i dont have any relationship or sexual experience. i dont have a fulfilling career. i have completely given up on life. i dont even smile and pretend to be happy. i am in a permanent frown, staring at the ground, barely speak to anyone, and dont have the self-esteem or self-confidence to do anything about it. it would be impossible to even describe the pit of depression that i have been in for as long as i can remember. i hate waking up every morning. i hate facing every day. i hate reading stories about people who are dying young, or comitting suicide because i get extremely envious of how lucky they are. every night i pray to die in my sleep, or get a terminal illness so i can die quickly.
toothacheberg has returned...
Bad night for yous
Well let's see i don't have a job right now
I still miss my ex after 2 years
I hate my face
I hate my body
I hate every aspect of myself
What??
British people be like
Um, well, at least we have the NHS!
while they die on an 18 month waiting list for a cancer referral
Shagger here. No
You’re 32 you’re a baby lmao
i am in a permanent frown, staring at the ground, barely speak to anyone, and dont have the self-esteem or self-confidence to do anything about it.
it’s about principle
you’d run off to there to lick the arse of yanks cause they have big houses
I am very Russian.
just turned the electric six on
imminently suicidal people don't go to the gym, lad. i think you're probably looking for reassurance that things will work out. just have a nice quiet night to yourself, get comfy and have a good sleep. start planning your next move tomorrow
You literally live in America go outside you dumb nigga
en.wikipedia.org
en.wikipedia.org
en.wikipedia.org
en.wikipedia.org
en.wikipedia.org
VISIT LIVERPOOL
implying homeless opioid addicts live better than niggers on EBT
lol
lmao even
I tried to kill myself but I cried and back down I was gonna jump off a bridge but some guy talked me out of it
DANGER DANGER
North West? Let's go out for a pint or ten
SHOULD BE MADE UNEMPLOYED
THEN MAKE YOURSELF NULL AND VOID
MAKE ME FEEL GOOD (I FEEL GOOOOD)
I think the UK countryside is the best desu. It feels like the edge of Europe.
just turned the electric sex arse on
this too shall pass
how does it
france and germany have open fields and hedgerows and forests as well
Full of BAMEs
Me? I would DIE to protect the NHS
my life is unspeakably grim
They aren't as, gnarled and windswept as us? if that makes sense. won't find a wistman's wood round there
well you are speaking about it
I can't go outside I am broke nigga
Doesn't look the same
Can you afford such luxuries after BREXIT? Doubt it
I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO PUT IN YOU
yeah lad because you know it's not the right path
thats russia
sun too
we hardly see the cunting thing
dracula lookin nigga
rorke's opp
Go outside RIGHT NOW and clap for rNHS for four hours straight.
ur mum is russia