The River Tweed edition
/brit/
Good edition
Need to get down the Borders for a drive while it’s still summer
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You lads ever do wine tasting?
It all tastes identical to me desu.
Quite baffled by wine connoisseurs.
The industrial revolution and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race
need a spanish gf
wee pyjama fella
too bloody right
fine for shagging but wouldn’t want to marry outside of northern/western euros
did a wine, meat, and cheese tasting session once with the ex-gf and her family a few summers ago when it was really warm out. it was good experience, but I couldn't taste the difference at all. Plus I fell asleep in the chair like a 90 year old man and they all took the piss out of me for ages because of it.
Wait a minute so Umberto Eco was an atheist. I thought he was a trad cath or something.
It’s all a big larp for middle class wankers
mad how we're made fun of yet spaniards are just as ugly and inbred
What exactly are Irish Travellers
I think it's pretty normal that people will struggle to love a child that doesn't at least somewhat look like them
so yeah they just re-enacted that *one* time
gypo fellas who live in caravans
the wogs are needing shagged
5'11 (181cm)
so close to making it as well...
House just exploded due to a gas leak lads
Alri Tyler Durden
blivion
Going bed soon team
night troop!
going to listen to all 17 minutes of this
seems like its irish people who rebelled against being serfs turning into travelling people not bound to land. pastoralism and metallurgy just like the ancient aryan ubermensch vgh. pretty comendable to not be some lords bitch in a way but they turned out quite odd
lad's voice
disgusting fat wanker
looking for nirnroot
Ferguson published a journal article in Science magazine in April 2001 describing the mathematical models that were relied upon by the UK government to recommend the mass slaughter of millions of cows, sheep and pigs in the UK in order to stop the spread of the disease;[23]
over a decade later, the BBC would remind its readers Ferguson "was among those advising government on how to control the epidemic a decade ago."[24]
This is how I dress up to post in /brit/
what should I do
greek schizo
Go outside and talk to women
It's 2 AM shittish time they're already warmed up and eager. The drink has been flowing. Catch one on her own
What vehicle does he drive?
R8
2 AM? They've already made their selections for the night
still reeling from sacked tranny's webm
post
i mean vocaroo
hey heatherfreak the quadroon i boned is 3/4ths irish and has an Irish surname. Just thought you should know
it's 2pm
1.8l A3 s line on finance
I'm so fucking depressed, I have a feeling I know what i want but then im not even sure, hardly get enjoyment out of anything anymore
maybe i should stop drinking so much
That house costs $300k today
In August 2005, Neil Ferguson said in an interview that bird flu could kill as many as 200 million people worldwide. He stated that "Around 40 million people died in 1918 Spanish flu outbreak" and that "There are six times more people on the planet now so you could scale it [the death toll from bird flu] up to around 200 million people probably".
POO
HAHA
Get us a picture la x
greek schizo!
give me a kiss, amore mio
will post a picture of her nude body and serve my 3 day dont you worry
My sister cries and makes me pay her mortgage
Have only 5k left in the bank
What there is no way I can live off this
hellos anyone
r9k is a concept board. The concept is no repeated posts.
Somehow this is twisted into becoming the home of complete demoralization and depressive whining.
Strange
In the interview, he warned that failure to take swift action would be catastrophic for the United Kingdom, saying that "If the virus got as far as Britain, it would effectively be too late".[26] The virus did not reach Britain and 74 persons worldwide died of bird flu in 2005.[
remember a phase a few years ago where i posted there
now the vast majority of my Anon Babble posting is just complaining about immigrants on /brit/. became a normie otherwise
society needs to make it okay to beat the fuck out of women
this is me
I think its time we stopped pretending. What all of us, left or right, really want is a no holds barred orgy violence and complete moral degeneration of society where people kill or be killed. Where we can exploit, rape and kill the people we don't like with no restraints.
r9k was the shit back in my day
mad how gay i am
how gay is that
you love willies in your bum?
speak for yourself mate
I now sympahise with the Marquis De Sade and no longer care about other human flesh. I want to get rich, I want to kill and rape with no consequences, I want to inflict the maximum amount of pain on other people for my own pleasure. I want society to disintegrate and for 10s of millions to starve and writhe in agony, for me
why x
I am a Nazi.
keep talking mate
Read "Freud civilization and its discontents". Even a non-Israeli jew can come up something good every now every a now again.
Humans have a death drive, a level of exitation that needs to be met by killing other people. If it isn't met, then complete societal breakdown is inevitable. Humans need to kill to enjoy.
going to stop wearing glasses and start staring at the sun to fix my eyesight for free
screamin out me arse
eh
reckon Miley Cyrus' VMA twerking was probably the moment it all went to pot
good every now every a now again
hi germany
any soberman in
weekend plans?
me and the missus had a lovely night out xoxo
shite tattoos
Russia just gets better and better
Russia is going to be a much nicer place than America
Living standards are getting better each year
They are going to be a prosperous white nation and beat america.
you're an idiot
russia is 1000 years away from being a nicer place than bangladesh
And I didn't even pay for that post
not sure what to think about this
russia is legit africa tier
AIDs all over the shop and like 20% of the population doesnt have a toilet
What's the best suicide method besides shotgun or hand gun
criticize israel publicly
falling from height
train
Historical figures that would have been /brit/ posters. I’ll start with the obvious ones
Philip Larkin
Montgomery
two bottles of wine fown the hatch
one box pf green and blacks variett selection
a lifetine lf misery
Carbon monoxide, cyanide if you can get your hands on it
I thought about train actually I am still planning on it because I see no reason to live
doing a ffx replay
nostalgia
vetter times
they dont make games with soul any more
Cope
I would rather live in Moscow or st Petersburg than London any day of the week
churchill
king henry viii
oliver cromwell
princess diana
arthur conan doyle
Atrocious list, please see yourself out
MJ would have great gimmicks
especially the ones about kids
Well that was just bang out of order wasn't it
It established itself as the “dating advice” or stories board pretty quickly I think that’s just chance and board culture rather than some result of the algorithm eliminating duplicate posts. Though I think it not having normal Anon Babble memes, i.e. spam, meant people took it more seriously at first rather than just shitposting
That took my date to mcdonalds post that m00t stickied or something early on contributed
I have come to thank the British for their contribution to the world of tea. English breakfast with a few drops of honey really hits the spot.
didnt china invent tea.
love 6/10 white women
*has fallen asleep on the armchair in the middle of the /brit/ lounge and nobody minded or cared but now I'm starting to snore quite loudly*
pathetic
India*
*fondles your balls*
rorke?
The story of tea begins in China. According to legend, in 2737 BC, the Chinese emperor Shen Nung was sitting beneath a tree while his servant boiled drinking water, when some leaves from the tree blew into the water. Shen Nung, a renowned herbalist, decided to try the infusion that his servant had accidentally created.
I didn't say they didn't.
You don't have to like tea it's okay.
the missus sent me this
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what kind of a loser still wears watches in 2025
tea isn't a tree
shouldve made sure your flag is belgian still zgl
Camellia sinensis is a species of evergreen shrub or small tree in the flowering plant family Theaceae. Its leaves, leaf buds, and stems can be used to produce tea. Common names include tea plant, tea shrub, and tea tree
thinking about in morrowind nobody gives you a home until bloodmoon
You build an estate as part of the main quest in the base game
Doing a poo
@grok Saar is this true?
oops
yeah but none of it is yours
through the entire main quest you don't have a home
the homes in oblivion are so bad
mad how evil white people are
No, just the US revolution
Wonder what Joe Rogan is up to
probably having a rest
mental innit
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You have ten seconds to name a female author that isn't Jane Austen, Atwood, your mum, or God
jk rowling duh
JK Rowling
404 Not Found
the one which wrote hunger games
That's a man
Sigrid Undset
[Deleted]
Emily Dickinson
Virginia Woolf
taking bradley edit requests
get the cheeky gnu/linux on
dancing bradley gif
23
barely $4500 in the bank
no gf
no friends
havent had sex in months
on /brit/ on a friday night
wtf am i doing with my life
I read a book by a ukrianian woman about the current war and it was good
boo radley bradley
assmongold
more of a destiny guy myself
Why do Europeans like EDM so much?
Umm, excuse me?
why are people so cruel to trans people. hath not a troon eyes?
haven’t had sex in months
nice bait
umposters are asleep
would be a shame if something were to happen to them
I have nothing to be thankful for I hate my life and everything about it
ok but you gotta get over it
Why should I?
I have no friends
My sister who I live with doesn't love me
I don't have a girlfriend anymore
My dad and mom both abandoned me
I lost my job?
There is no reason to try anymore
why were the 00s so kino
the 00s are to zoomers (anyone younger than me) what the 80s were to me
I do want the nitrus agree
are you old and handsome?
I think I look alright for someone in my 30s but I don't know what other people think of me.
they really weren't, nowhere near as good as the 90s
female colleague made me pinky swear something and that was the closest I've come to holding hands with a girl in a literal decade
The ugly incel in question
hey cheech pass the joint man
threw up
i mean i agree but i wasn't old enough to drink and shag in the 90s
you can't post that
um
I don't have a positive view of the past because my mom abandoned me and my dad also left me so he could be a banker. I was raised by a grandpa who would punch slap and strangle me
the vorpal blade went snicker snack
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I BELIEEEEEEEEEEEEVE...
thinking about how even the prettiest most angelic looking girls still fart several times a day and also let out a wet slimy poo on a daily or near-daily basis
I'm sorry
is grandpa dead now?
Wish I had those memories I also been recently sexually harassed by a girl at work
Netanyahu is a war criminal and his date with the hangmans noose is fast approaching...
alri mohammed
sorry to hear that anon
He died because of lung cancer and kept breaking his ribs from cough
whenever I poo I travel five minutes into the past, I see myself leave the bathroom as I enter it
alri schlomo
are you glad?
is there any solace in that?
callooh callay!
Here kittie kittie
Kind of but also kind of sucked because I lived with my dad who was the exactly the same but he also used to make me sleep without blankets and hit me with a bamboo stick
eaten by sharks. not only are you giving back to nature but you're also not occupying space for a funeral
How did you know I was a yank?
Honestly the sad part about being laid off is that I have to stop all pursuit of love because women only care about money
Whats the situation on the ground in New Zealand?
i'm gangsta
Captcha P00PS
Never made a bad post you see
I watched a video where some people put really expensive wine into bottles with cheap looking labels and presented them on a wine fare and most of the people said it tastes like shit though some people some people said it's really good and one guy even correctly guessed the original label
really like salads
do you fat cunts like salads
only if it's got meat in and also absolutely drenched with dressing
The shag concubine wants to meet at 3pm she will see my orange-yellow rat teeth in broad daylight
black t-shirt works best for concealing this, I find
Seeing a sex arse ad on a blue board atm
then he niggered away
(nigger nigger)
til the very next day
Ktim
stuck in my head for three days why
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Roll roll roll your boat
Gently down the street
very beautiful
listening to the Blood Rave song from Blade 1 while doing pullups in my kitchen
listening to charli xcx
this will always be the Newgrounds theme to me
decided to check out /britfeel/ for the first time in eons and helperlad is still doing abhorrent 4am drunkposting like I remember him doing years ago, how indescribably grim
injecting a marijuana cigarette into my japs eye
no flags on /britfeel/
that's grim. I can't tell who is who
oh no your too young for suicide
how is 22 too young damn it
Whomst’ve are you replying to?
shut the fuck up you bucket of shit
women on the internet
People have never really valued my contributions. I constantly feel like I need to ask permission to "speak up" even when it's on an anonymous forum and I've been doing this for years. If you ask why there are less women interested in a particular hobby, you should first ask yourself if you're using language that undercuts women tr. We need to foster and harbor an inclusive environment free from a form of emotional gatekeeping
men on the internet in a CS2 lobby
Kill yourself, and make the world a better place!
?
Im 26 years old
is he ok?
have this problem where when i sit up in bed i'll very often have my duvet under my belly if i've been wrapped tight just cos of physics and when upright that can be really uncomfortable cos my insides get all mushed
some cheeky scran
i should add that i'm not even that fat i'm a stone overweight now. when i was fatter i didn't notice this happening
Lads, I think I may have found leftypol
no he's strung out on ketamine and has an experimental chip in his brain
all on top of having fetal alcohol syndrome to begin with
should also add that when it happens i have to get my duvet out from there and if i do it too quick and rip it out (do it every time) it all flops back too fast and that hurts too and it all feels uncomfortable for a bit cos it's all recovering
wonder how awkward it must be to be an american teenager in british school
the amount of bullying they get is probably surreal
Is there any chance that yeeyee ass haircut wasn't cut with the kitchen scissors.
"Incel" is such a canned insult but I legitimately lose sympathy very quickly when people just refuse to take care of themselves on the most basic and one dimensional levels.
Quit dressing like Caillou's dad and stop pouting like you've never had an erection before. You ain't no silver fox. You look more like a silver corn broom.
decided to browse the web
On a terrible run of form in footy manager, can't seem to turn things around
The dating appfu
I think i love her
Aright lads, welcome.
This is /brit/, you're not allowed to discuss current events or politics but are encouraged to do so.
Hope you enjoy your brief stay with us
also looks like whoever is pulling the strings roughed him up
they always do it in the same place upper cheek and at the side of the eye
like when george w bush "choked on a pretzel"
shut up Adam
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo
could go for some sabra
nuts ache again the creatine's working.
makes sense
didnt even remember about the pretzel thing
So is my sexarse. Going to do something fun outside lads aha
finally got my hands on some needles, going to shoot that 'roin straight up my arm tonight
Shop will be open in 1 minute so I'll just head off now
going to shoot my groin straight up your arse right after
all the best lad. keep it gangsta B^)
What kind of choonage do you listen to on the 'oin
um
actually hate women so much its unreal
Feeling blackpilled and furious
Mental how my little sister keeps posting and getting my IP banned. Fuck that lil cunt.
i don't get furious anymore i just want it to be over. utterly defeated
don't really listen to music, prefer to watch films, i can't enjoy films (or really anything) unless i'm doped up or drunk
little junkie rodent
Happy Birthday Client Eastward
what kind of shite does she post?
my toilberg is a bit of a bogan but my toilberg's toilberg is a really sweet old lady
She fit?
Not actually furious, I am incapable of anger, i instantly forgive everyone and accept fate.
Interesting. Thanks for the reply feel free to share films you enjoy on the 'roin if you feel like sharing
she's kinda big bro
large I mean
well i've been trying to get through the james bond films lately, i'm up to you only live twice (1967), i find them boring as fuck when i'm sober but when i'm smacked out i can enjoy pretty much anything
Meet her off the apps bro
i am about 2 months older than my toilberg
how humiliating
You seen requiem for a dream? Just watched it the other day its great
*screams right next to your ear*
hitherto
yeah i've seen it, was just thinking about it earlier actually, it's an extreme worst case scenario for all characters involved, for the vast majority of junkies it doesn't end up like that
reckon it's possible the US government consulted them to make the outcomes as grim as possible as part of the war on drugs
Ngl i would let Jennifer Connelly inject heroin straight into the tip of me knob
POO SCREAMS OUT THE BREAK OF DAWN
it seems like you're trying to get other people to try drugs by posting about doing heroin everyday and saying you're a functional addict, especially with this post
opioids destroy lives
no i'm not, and i don't do heroin every day, i mainly take pills
How much do you spend on drugs lad?
russia is a poor corrupt shithole lmao
Drugs are cool and youre a dork
Taken opiod pills and they just made me feel absolutely terribly awful. I got lucky
dunno, definitely less than when i was an alcoholic though if you can believe that
sat here nursing mt ever-growing bald spot :(
Start tonysopranomaxxing
Ass2ass
I don't like the sopranos character who shares my name :(
is the mcdonalds app down for anyone else?
*jiggles your belly*
working for me. Need to delete that bastarding app after I claim my free large iced coffee
not even the best Tweed River.
you're not allowed to post that
barking up the wrong tree
nipped down to poo-op you lads need anything?
seems grim as fuck in aussieland
Got up to 80 today and I had to excuse myself to the bathroom to wipe up sweat beneath my sack. I wouldn't last a week in Pozzedfailia
need spanish gf
posts a 4/10 spanish qt
le God is women!
Tranny retard.
Naw he ain't. He needs to get to an N.A. meeting.
angle fraud
already an obese whore at 20
Now show frontal and side full view picture.