LOVELY FUCKING 60s edish
/brit/
smoking opps
He's literally me
lala lalalala lalala
can I live in a storage unit?
can’t really get this anywhere else tbf
It’s over
so back
that's russia
get what exactly
sealberg
no but you can rent a caravan for cheap or buy a field and live in a tent
wish he jumped off the bridge so yankgods could maintain our reputation as jovial high-brow shaggers
That's Russia.
that scene
Following a number of incidents, on and off the field—including kicking Mark Lawrenson in the face mid-game—Friday retired from football in December 1977, aged 25.
that taken today?
jovial high brow shaggers
that’s aussies tho
Many caravan sites aren't open all year round.
It’s the sun and a field mate u can get that in most countries
plenty of places mate
they made Salem black in the show
It's absolutely MAD!
they're yanks
I GOT SOMETHIN' AND IT GOES THUMPIN' LIKE THIS
ALL YOU NEED IS MY UHN TISS UHN TISS UHN TISS
Your view is dogshit m80
not that exact one though
the one that’s in your blood and what you’re evolved for
no lyric posting while im listening to MY music
Fucking hell get a life u virgin
that's russia
I get knocked down
But I get up again
sorry you hate the site of our lovely countryside paki
lads, how can I tell what what specific country an eastern European lass is from without asking her?
Al-gebra
bit halal that init
She's definitely Polish
Am I the only motherfucker around here who is sick of these woe is me posts?
I've seen people be a top shagger and then be shackled to a woman because she had a baby with him and he was forced to work a job he hates to pay for a family he doesnt even like.
I've seen men in their 30s and 40s have the best time of their lives going out and shagging younger birds.
I've seen dudes change their life around at 40 going to night school for a trade.
Life is what you make it, crying that your life didnt go exactly how you wanted to go during your teenager years and 20s is pathetic imo.
Need to fight through my illness tomorrow. Haven't done any lifting since fucking MONDAY!
Leftypol eating crisps with chopsticks
based
thinking about russia again lads
vgh...the british mise en scene
I wanted a relationship but I was laid off today so I know I can't give a girl what she wants look how ugly I look lmao
no you’re not you’re the only cunt thick enough to care about the whining of virgin mongs tho
tl;dr
Lads, when I went for my four nap earlier, I had a dream about this ginger girl
I want to kidnap one and make her fall in love with me and get me the cans
I've seen men in their 30s and 40s have the best time of their lives going out and shagging younger birds.
This should be illegal
If you’re going to night school to learn a trade in your 40s you’re a fucking failure
she's bulgarian
Just look at her. What are you? Retarded?
Caravans are dead expensive I’m broke as fuck bruh
Was Gerry Adams in the IRA?
mothafucka
Well, lad, you ask a great question.
They literally prefer older guys
amyl nitrite
not reading your blog soz
Corr remember Sabrina
Remember her nerdy mate Valerie
Remember every episode when they'd have to visit the Other Realm for obscure reasons
Doing it to provide more money for your family is a failure?
Guess he should have cried to an anime imageboard then like a woman.
I live in the countryside you fool I just don’t say pathetic shit like
Why does it matter what women want
they shouldn’t take fanny off younger men though
Read they damn blog mothafucka
i don't mean holiday caravans, i mean povvo caravan sites like in trailor park boys. we have that kind of thing
Do you have a great answer?
Yeah but maybe in 15-20 years you will be successful and have built something for yourself and familia
competition's competition, deal with it
noooooooooooooo don't change your heckin profession noooo
how is that pathetic
cringy perhaps but not pathetic
Older men
Younger women
The natural order of things
open the heckin pubs
He’ll be 60 and wasted what was left of his life being a plumber or something
Embarrassing
Good post
90 minutes cycletoil tomorrow, not looking forward to it but it must be done to keep the body in peak physical condition
No
that's why they're going you thicko
that exact mindset why no young person can afford a house and a quarter of the country is foreign
indeed
i cremated her yesterday
most of you ought to be shot
need to shag an older woman
For me, it was Libby 'Chebs' Chessler and Amanda 'would threesome with her sister' who was also played by Sabrina's irl sister
Mad how much Manhattan looks like a bellend
At which point you're a pikey which isn't an easy life either. Shitting in a bucket, eating roadkill and nicking petrol and gas to cook said roadkill.
How can you not look forward to it
Cycling is a piece of piss
It's leisure
This is not the thread. Let's start over.
Do not speak about it, lest you invoke it
when I went for my amazon warehouse interviews there was a retired watch repairmen
fucking grim I almost cried
helping glarthir with his paranoia he's going to give me well over 1000 gold
Cycling is a piece of piss
It is but I refuse to cycle until people learn to drive.
Yes I have a drivers license and I drive.
Shagged several women older than me mum and got it out of my system like an exorcism
drunk working class mong outside
need them back in workhouses pronto
willy size?
all these post ends are recent year numbers hehe
he did nothing wrong
Hate Jews but listening to a podcast by a Jew and have to say Muslims have never accomplished anything like this
Because I don't enjoy the boredom and I've cycled every day this week, all part of the triathlon experience, you see
6.5 inches
sorry didn't realise you had to take the pikey oath to rent a metal box
fucking spastic
You're not gonna download a thumbnail relax
... Me Glarthir outside my rented flat in Skingrad on 27 Last Seed Year of Akatosh 433 ... I am being harassed and harangued by the vile terrorist Mythic Dawn cowards ... Daedra messing me about ... SOS someone rescue me to Valenwood today ...
6.5-7
Do you have a cobbler on your highstreet?
need to have sex with a forty something year old woman
Me? 9.5" uncut.
very concerning
and circumference?
incredibly easy
doxxable info
7" x 6.5"
You laugh at and slander pikeys but you can’t lie they have that whole finance and banking thing down to a T
i mean povvo caravan sites like in trailor park boys
definitely not like pikeys tho init
You are fucking retarded
Aunt Zelda was fitter than Aunt Hilda
Why yes I was. [wacky 60s sound effect]
Timothy James Byrne is actively replying to people, asking people to make AI edits of him, actually interacting with people rather than the same rote of posts each day
Have they actually got him to take his meds?!?!
Varying degrees of intensity
Walking a mile is easy, sprinting a mile is not
jusy pissed all around the toilet cbf cleaning it
Hopefully it drys in the morning
he's an actor lol
a complete lolcow character
fair play
for me it's candy kong
get an umposter to lick it up like a good boy
I don’t hold £50k cash. I’ll tell you how I operate. Say I have a motor worth 7 grand. Say some traveller chap wants to buy this motor from me. I give him the motor and tell him hold onto the money. He’s my bank.
just search up caravan parks in your area you'll find them they are not pikeys
shitting in a bucket and marrying your cousin
Might as well revert to pisslam
Sabrina the Teenage Witch
Sister Sister
Two of a Kind
Tucker
Other stuff like that
if i had a big willy id just shag black women and fat women
um
They are one step removed but they are utter mongs and smell like chemical toilet.
just fuck my shit up
kamu orang hutan
I don't remember the Aunts looking this young Lol
put a fly in spiderbergs web last night during steamingtoil and the ungrateful cunts only gone and kicked it out
When I party, then I party too much
When I feel it, then I feel it too much
When I'm thinking, then I'm thinking too much
When I'm drinking, then I'm drinking too much
I'll do anything to get to the rush
Now I'm dancing, and I'm dancing too much
So be careful if you're wanting this touch
'Cause if I love you, then I love you too much
Got both a 22 and 44 year old on the tind'. I, however, am in my early 30s.
had the floorboards up in the bathroom for some new piping and jesus christ the smell from decades of seeped in piss was horrendous. felt proper bad for the plumber
wow amazing post !
You just contradicted yourself with this reply
i get a bone lol
Any you lads ever seen a ghost or alien?
can you really blame me?
I don't know how to do anything.
think plumbers are used to such shite
loved him when he did broadway
The biomass gimmick is over with me, brother
yes
theyre real
The AUDACITY
feel like shit
he doesn’t know
Nazi turtles
Got The Life of Pablo on
why did he suddenly go extremely zesty during those last couple of weeks LMAO
mad cunts
why'd we go to war with them again
?
His Esteemed Lordship the Venerable Richard Pooington
bet the gf tells all her mates about how tiny my willy is and how I cum in under 2 minutes and half the time I can’t even get hard
concept art
the last big album release
music has never recovered
mad how shit the world got after 2016
evil scum
nazis never built anything imposing
evil jew
Right. I daresay I've half a mind to give all of you a frightful spanking. Rascals, the lot of you.
britain was right to
a german dominated europe is bad for us
hitler promised to leave our empire alone in 1940 when he was angling for a peace treaty
if we hadn’t fought on they, after winning the war in europe, could have easily blockaded and starved us and make us a dependent vassal or worse
the current cultural norms have little to do with it. we could have still stood firm and not had the degenerate filth we have today. not mutually exclusive
evil coward freak
U lick it up for me
Ariana Grande to star in ‘Meet The Parents’ sequel at Universal.
The movie will be released November 25, 2026.
you WILL have every normal business replaced with Turkish barbers and vape shops set up Romanians and pooles
robert jenrick mad ugly fr
Oh Nigel, I would be ever so grateful if you shared some crumpets with me.
just woken up
don't even remember falling asleep
compensate for your tiny willy with a kind heart. that’s what ive been doing and so far people have been nice to me. not that they know ive got a tiny willy but still
evil sure but speer was cool tho (free sheldon)
flag
oh we know
get this bitch a cheeseburger or summit
size?
if I was rich I would drive an old volvo
IT'S OVER
doxxable info xx
Ariana used to be very active on Tumblr and she posted very pro-anorexia/eating disorder content often. Diet and exercise plans, photos that were just body checks (showing off particular areas of one’s body that they’re proud of, usually something like a very thin arm or protruding collarbone). She has also recently (publicly) liked memes on IG about drinking black coffee all day on an empty stomach.
She and Cynthia Erivo also talked about sending each other voice notes from the treadmill to motivate each other to work out, which in context of everything else is also very disordered (people with ED will sometimes have a competitive friend to inspire them to “work harder”). And Cynthia has lost a ton of weight this past year as well, and she previously was perfectly fit and healthy looking like Ariana.
It’s really sad to see because eating disorders are hellish. I think so many people bring up Chadwick Boseman as a reason to not talk about celebrity’s bodies, and these public figures are absolutely ripped to shreds about their appearance.
However, Ariana almost certainly, based on her past behaviors and current worrisome appearance, is suffering a relapse of ED. It’s very upsetting and I really hope she gets the help she needs to be healthy and safe. Anorexia/bulimia are the most dangerous mental conditions because once your body consumes all extra fat, it starts consuming muscle, and your heart weakens drastically as a result. The Andrew Tates of the world are disgusting and this has nothing to do with how “attractive” she is - it’s about being worried for her and the very real danger of being in active eating disorder.
an actor? this whole time? no way
It sucks having a tiny 8 inch willy.
not weird at all actually
could lend you mine
collie fur lined streering wheel
What would you do if you woke up in a Saw trap
I'd be a very sore trap
Wouldn’t fight it
Dua Lipa soaking up the sun in new photo.
*shoves you down the stairs*
eating disordeeeerrrrrrr
Perfect shape. Love it. Would just drive it around with the vaporwave on and a snubnose in the glove
you do not value your life
You know what, you're right. Just kill me.
vaporwave on
er you got that on casette? those old things DO NOT have bluetooth of any kind
who sang that one?
i almost didnt recognise snoop dogg here
method acting
thats all
um
These are the type of guys I look for on grindr minus the retard face
'Funnybones' was the 20th century's greatest work of English literature
David Bowie was channeling the spirits of ancient British Druids.
Nicki Minaj graces the cover of Vogue Italia.
CAN MONEY BUY HAPPINESS?
bwc freak
honky dick whore
Corr
banned for a timpost
state of modern /brit/ain
err why
Rina Sawayama told BuzzFeed that her new album will most likely be released next year:
“It’s being written right now. I really just want to write more songs for this record and pick from the best of the best and push myself as a songwriter.”
lol u can brand someone without pushing it so deep he must hate that guy
by the divines
missed the post
search subject "brit" in desuarchive to get to the thread
...
oh
Dua Lipa looks gorgeous in new photos from France:
“je suis babygirl”
ah lad, sorry
I knew it was over when I was 16 my mum called me handsome at some family get together and my 8 year old cousin laughed and said “no he’s ugly”
never knew this was originally an archie comic
you learn something new every day
showing my missus this thread post your best meme please
Why didn't they just promise that at the beginning
could've saved a lot of trouble
mums never called me handsome
her friends have tho
She must hate u. My mum doesn’t even like me but she still calls me handsome on occasion even though we both know it’s not true
would sell my family into slavery just to sniff her pillow
Just not true though is it
tobby
Don't think I've ever been happy, or I've been unhappy for so long that I'm unsure what it actually felt like
If I come tickle u now u would be happy
ktim
Going to do anything about it?
ummy
Ye I’m gonna finger ur mums poo hole
the godless orient everyone
Nope, just going to cope and forget about it until next friday (toil makes me forget for a while)
woooooaaaaaaahhhhh dude you're so deep and tortured
I'm not deep, I'm a pathetic FREAK, think if I were braver I'd have killed myself long ago
Don't think I've ever been happy, or I've been unhappy for so long that I'm unsure what it actually felt like
I'm in so much pain dude, you guys don't understand....
bizarre
sorry for typing that!
it just....fell out of me
i respect WOMEN
I'm in so much pain dude, you guys don't understand....
sex arse
files.catbox.moe/kwghco.mp4
I'm not deep, I'm a pathetic FREAK, think if I were braver I'd have killed myself long ago
I respect women so much it's unreal
Agony of Manchester mum, 29, who smells like 'rotten fish and eggs'
Was looking for the proper 'jak to reply to that rape post (a very good post) but it was removed.
I SAID SORRY!
LOVE ALL WOMEN
IN FACT
I WILL BUT
A BOUQUET OF FLOWERS FOR THY COUNCIL SLAG - ERR I MEAN WOMAN!
mum
Fucking hell, even smelly slags can get knocked up
women are evil
even smelly women
rorke origin story
evens: drugs
odds: wank
doesn't matter how busted a woman's face is if she is thin.
We say chopped now not busted unc
choons?
Any of you lads farmers, cheers. Cheers, that's peng.
Get it cheersed x
frfr that back pain dude got a lotta learning to do my g
why do indians get to just move wherever? i need a visa and have to work hard meanwhile they can just fuck off to USA canada UK australia etc for nowt
and in droves too
this is rorke
get a stemcel degree and it's a piece of cake
Degree (real or not), and just constantly trying, I swear they just spam visa applications everywhere and go wherever it's accepted
this is cute
I wish the world wasn't horrible and evil
Hello chaps.
hey bro
Shelley Duvall in 2023
Jesus christ
kubrik fucked her up
think I might have temporal arteritis
babushkamaxxing
Our main man Rob Ager at Collative Learning has put up some good videos on The Shining.
foy
The Shining was indeed a gruelling shoot for Duvall, who said the role required her to cry 12 hours a day, five or six days a week for nine months straight.
This isn't surprising. People stage things that actually happened all the time in photography.
Sorry to break the news to you.
sorry if it feels like someone's missing from the thread
that's me, i'm playing video games
so yeah its just re-enactment
got my Hawaiian shirt on. Reckon it's White Boy Summer officially
same thing happened with the famous russian picture of the soldier waving the red flag over the reichstag
watching videos of the big chief
chock full of the cold think I'll have a wank and go to bed
which ones
Rob Ager knows more about film making whereas Jay Dyer knows more about the esoteric occult symbolism.
makes you think...doesn't it?
foy
not that there's a secret conspiracy against nazis who are secretly right, no
I was also inclined to think that germany losing the war and the state of europe today have little to do with each other, but it's mental how some people saw the writing on the wall as soon as it happened
No not really. Makes me think that a retard would believe the holocaust didn't happen because almost a hundred years ago they wanted footage of people leaving the camps so they re-enacted it and that detail is never mentioned in the footage so total mongs think it didnt happen.
memory holed
new
are dear leader