Browsing a Mongolian basketweaving forum on a Friday night edition
/cum/ - United States
burt lancaster they don’t make em like that anymore
the doctor diagnosed me with bitchtits
Do you pronounce it like "caramel" or "caramel"?
Women are into Gundam?
thread needs more thiccposting
bitch looks like apocalypto
care a mel
i just took a dna test turns out i'm 100% gay retard
You just know she has a triple digit body count, including some dogs
I think the first pornographic material I ever saw being hentai kind of fucked up my development a little
Karmul
I like how this city is going
I failed my DNA test
Just thinking about if you had a gf. If you live together, and cuddle to watch some long movie, do you just fart on each other and deal with the disgusting smell?
I took one of those and someone called me a mutt because it was french and german
i love the hustle and bustle
Shant be replying to that horrendous post
"Catholic"
Dresses like that
some color would be nice
french and german on that thing means like gauls
My LOD was fucked up in TTW so I installed CS2 and I've won two games in a row. Just entered my third.
french and german on that thang
that would be against the shithole vibe im going for, its kind of like im making a soyjak of mexico city every afternoon, coming back here to kind of engulf the vibe of my surroundings
I started a thread about a youtuber on Anon Babble. The only question now is whether I get a global ban or just a board-wide one. I wonder when this dogged millennial fuck da system attitude toward content creators will finally go awayamong Anons.
aboogly yada dah yaki moo mookie wu kayu.
Sounds about right. People have an extremely unrealistic expectation of what a mutt isn't, is what I'm getting at. A guy that has lived his whole life in a small bavarian town from a family that has been there for centuries WILL show plenty of european admixture. Dna just isn't clear cut like that
Whenever I won a game of war thunder, it's with the understanding that I likely didn't contribute at all to that victory. That's because I usually spawn into an spaa and spend the entire game hunting cas
dogged millennial fuck da system attitude toward content creators will finally go awayamong Anons.
never, zoomers don't use this site and the userbase is going to get increasingly older
this is the marketplace
What the hell is your problem? Everything is a problem to you.
it looks like this in the inside
they don't? I thought I was considered something of an oddity in this general not only cause of my flag but also cause of my age.
i literally have only one problem and it's you.
Asked my son what he learned at school today. He said, "Gay men like Sony, lesbians favour Yamaha, and transgender people prefer Bose."
Kneeling down I put my hand on his shoulder and replied, "Son, those are just stereo types."
this is the storage thingy next to it
those graphics suck shit holy fuck get a better PC
this is how it looks from the inside
love this movie. Gonna have to rewatch it cause I can't recall a single quote from it except for the one about sucking coawks
cushion for the pushin'
this is the city from afar
at one point, and this was many versions ago, I decided to demolish my first real minecraft base and replace it with a glass dome full of free floating shrubbery which was connected with a series of waterfalls. I abandoned that game soon after, but I really grokked modernist architecture through that session.
You guys got any jobs in construction I am still looking for an apprenticeship
Marco Rubio officially announced that anyone who dares to criticize Israel will not be granted a visa to enter the United States
Not like I was gonna visit anyway
Where do you live
Jacksonville but willing to move
That is a good idea for the town center. Where would you put that
killed the thread award
Kill this bussy
,me?
no you're fine
I would puta that in yo madre!
oh ok
STICK YOUR PENIS IN MY CRISTY HUSSY RIGUT NOW
Went on a date last night it went so well that she’s coming to my house tonight, might have sex.
How do I satisfy a 2D woman
keep us posted
Move to the Netherlands!
Not willing to work there I wanna stay in America but I wanna work construction
jeets only I'm afraid
baba booey
Maybe you should learn Spanish so you'll be able to better communicate with your future coworkers.
They also exploit Eastern Europeans as cheap wagies.
it's a friday so all the normalfags are out doing shit
I only lose if my team sucks.
boo hoo nigga
Why does every other person just start openly talking about having multiple mental health diagnoses and all the pillies they take?
Bizzare behavior, like I don't want to hear about it. And it's weird how these people seem to be almost bragging or talking about taking pillies to cope with life like it's just some quirky fact about them.
Where did people's sense of basic boundraries go? Like leave this shit to your private life--to your close friends and family.
Its completely bizzare to me
Just got 200 kills and a nuke on nuketown
baba boohoo
boo hoo nigga
Women and weak men see weakness as virtue
i'm cooked
shaka zulu
you aight zoomie boy
How do I know if I'm a crip or a blood? Is there some sort of test?
How many of you are just normies in denial pretending to be autistic or antisocial
drinking beer
mentioned dodge v ford award
Mary Magdalene was a prostitute
raises paw
not me i’m fucked
i'm the opposite
stop copying me
yeah that's what the Da Vinci Code told me so it must be true o algorissimo
they should call a female podcast a broadcast
*holds out hand* may I have this dance?
my culture is not your costume
dem fokin broaaaaahds
favorite color?
*holds out hand* may I have this dance?
the music is too fast for me
my culture is not your costume
Listening to jasmine.4.t
she was a hooah!
fuck that homewrecking bitch
Green.
white dick in white pussy
Of course a Slovenian would say some stupid ass shit like this.
Some 10 year old ass shit
WHAT'S POPPIN GEN Y HOMIES!?! Fo' shizzle my nizzles! Metallica released their second album, St Anger, following their first album, Reload! Also, Limp Bizkit's new song Behind Blue Eyes, which Fred says he wrote himself. They have such deep songs, like Papa Roach and Linkin Park.
Whaddya mean "Rock went to shit in 1997"? Homeslice, 97 is what got me *into* rock.
Who's Iron Maiden? What's a "Ride the Lightning"?
back from a party
had lukewarm beers, gave up on all of them before i could finish
enjoying a cold lemonade monster, thinking of playing vidya
what will (you) do this weekend to silence the deep loneliness that you carry in your heart?
My name is John and I hate every single one of you faggots
take me back take me back TAKE ME BACK
Odds leg day
Evens I drink a beer
it's funny how that period that is now viewed with nostalgia by 20 year olds is very much still alive in my mind. Probably it's because I hated it so much.
zoomer culture will be the first that is not fondly remembered. it will barely be acknowledged in the annals of history; a blight on the spectrum of civilization.
millennial culture is not fondly remembered
i am sorry
try not to take it personally zoomie, no need to lash out like that. millennial culture was the last organically white culture to exist. zoomie culture is exclusively black and 100% a product of jewish record producers and social media ad execs. not only that, but it's largely digital which means it's easy enough to completely erase and forget about - which is befitting. it's completely forgettable.
no offense.
you are forgiven myrmidon
Did you find your cat or is she still missing?
not the same guy, hope he found his kot
i do have cats though, they're both chilling inside
The die has been cast
God I'm just begging for this mosquito to land on me so I have an excuse to squish it
have you ever met someone who was dressed in tweed? I don't think I have myself.
mosquitos are friendly
They got a funny way of showing it
never met but i did encounter one at a college function. he was the redditor archetype IRL; had a weak chin, weak moustache and grim beardlet (sorta like Jason), goofy haircut he probably paid $100 to get, and a fucking tweed suit with a walking stick like he was from 1890.
never wanted to curbstomp someone so badly.
a rose is a rose is a rose
not the same guy
Originally I thought so too because your posting style is different but then I found it unlikely that there is more than one Icelander who visits /cum/.
Btw, I also have a cat and drank a couple of beers tonight.
I have yeah
pretty sound guy if not a little strange
spinny desperate for upvotes
White people gotta stick together.
fly enters dishwasher as I close it
Unlucky
Spinster lives rent-free in the head of some anons.
Join the Klan & save our land
but then I found it unlikely that there is more than one Icelander who visits /cum/.
what the hell there's more of them now? crazzy
no one in /skandi/ understands me except for the faroese anon, there's no point in making a iceland general so here we are as refugees
im thinking of having a beer after i finish my monster, what kind of beer are you having
my favourite beer is the dark erdinger, wish i had some
1.5 more days until my birthday
same day that fag month starts
why must I be cursed by this faggotry
just got home from work and I am extremely horny for some reason...
Neat
i kind of want to have sex but i can't for some reason
They won't take Italians as members, terrone!
Just drinking a regular Pilsner. Wish I had some dark beer, too.
Spinny confirmed trailer trash
penis brossss
your skin is the same color as poop lol
Your skin is the same color as a piggy
come here anon, lets make out!!
Wait, is Spinny a real person? I thought she was just meme.
you can't insult me with words i don't know
living in trailer would be comfy if it wasn't for the lack of plumbing situation
done with 1 bottle of beer
it's yuh boy.... uhh... skinnypenis!
I miss Michael Jackson
I had a dream I can buy my way to Heaven
When I awoke, I spent that on a necklace
I told God I'll be back in a second
Man, it's so hard not to act reckless
To hold much is given, much is tested
Get arrested, got some chilli, get the message
I feel the pressure under more scrutiny
And what I do? Act more stupidly
Bought more jewelry, more Louis V
My momma couldn't get through to me
The drama, people suing me
I'm on TV talking like it's just you and me
I'm just saying how I feel, man
I ain't one of the Cosbys, I ain't go to Hill, man
I guess the money should've changed him
I guess I should've forget where I came from
La la la la
Wait till I get my money right
La la la la
Then you can't tell me nothing right
Excuse me, was you saying something?
Uh uh, you can't tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Uh uh, you can't tell me nothing
Let up the suicide doors
This is my life, homey, you decide yours
I know that Jesus died for us
But I couldn't tell you who decide wars
So I parrallel double parked that motherfucker sideways
Old folks talking 'bout back in my day
But homey, this is my day
Class started two hours ago, oh, am I late?
Know I already graduated
And you can live through anything if Magic made it
They say I talk with so much emphasis
Ooh, they so sensitive
Don't ever fix your lips like collagen
And say something when you gon' end up apologing
Let me know if it's a problem, man
Aight man, holla then
La la la la
Wait till I get my money right
La la la la
Then you can't tell me nothing right
Excuse me, was you saying something?
Uh uh, you can't tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Uh uh, you can't tell me nothing
Let the champagne splash
Let that man get cash, let that man get pass
You don't needa stop to get gas
If he can move through the rumors
He can drive off the fumes 'cause
I mog you
foids these days
she changed her style focus from boy-pretty to girl-pretty
it's over
For some reason this video is blocked in my country. We don't have free speech in Europe.
I had a friend in high school who only masturbated for the first time when he was 17
nigga HEIL HITLER
NHH
FREE PALESTINE, nigga!
you had a friend in high school who was a liar
Marco Rubio says you can't get a USA visa if you criticize Israel
This is NOT because the Jews control the USA.
Spinny shit posting on the chan while sitting on my face
Probably because rollercoaster denial is illegal in your country and you'd go to prison for listening to Ye's new jam. Sorry about that.
I have no reason to believe he was lying
bit gay of you, faggot
On the bright side, less muslims
Would you help out these poor disenfranchized young gentlemen?
youtu.be
lets get the boys together and have ourselves a hanging
i'm addicted to cracking by big toe, it's a like a permanent itch in my mind whenever i'm not distracted by something, it's literally harming my sleep
All my niggas zionists
they don't understand the things i say on twitter
wtf bros
i just woke up on my floor
all i remember i was watching Training Day on TV , that movie with Denzel Washington.. my timer is 2 hours so i must have slept for over 2 hours
crazy shit
im having another glass of wine now anyway
jus need mo money fo dem progums
Were you able to sell your gold today?
the boys are leaving town
Zyklonye B droppin straight fire
Niggers gonna save leafland they be doin' wha whyt bois dont have balls to do
You should be thanking us
no i just wake up at 4pm and i got my Bürgi Mürgi so
feel like everyone not being racist is a psyop, like these niggas blind or something? its just not possible
i can't remember the last time i had a real conversation with another person
It's pretty much an impossible feat at this point
If you do this for us I promise you'll get your freedom.
Just one last job and you're out.
Why shouldn't all women wear hijab?
4chanx leads me to a 404 page when I try to google an image
gonna do some reefer if you catch my drift
And then what
idk man do you think someone who does reefer thinks that far ahead?
use Yandex it's better in every way
I want to do shrooms
This is my favorite (native)isekai right now.
The isekaijin tries to bodyjack the heroine and she fucking kills that bitch.
YOUNG HEARTS BE FREE TONIIIGHT
I have good evidence of a minor amount of fraud occurring in Japan's medical system. It's under 1 million dollars and I indirectly have job security because of it, so I have no incentive to start shit.
white dick in white pussy
that's a violation of the company code of conduct, an offense for which you will be terminated.
cum blart cum cop
had this on repeat today
Nope, contract only states fraud involving Canadian medical system.
NHH
I saw that movie in theaters
ahh fuck she's hot here
man after me own heart
This faggot is so unfunny its unreal
I haven't been eating much at all for the past days yet I keep vomiting... It sucks.
And I'm supposed to wage slave tomorrow....
Why does she look like a mutt
she is
wageslaving a Saturday
Grim outcome.
They're gonna release the Epstein suicide tape which is weird because they said the cameras were off
I bet he looks at the camera and says "I did everything with Bill Clinton and Bill Gates but NOT Donald Trump!!!"
i bluecollar wage slave saturdays lmao
Deep fake, AI, whatever
We're in the post-truth era
I'm a little antelope
Is Saskatchewan more similar to Manitoba or Alberta?
What we mean to do is create context
neither, it's flatter and more bare than both of them. Alberta and Manitoba are more similar to each other.
I lost my job and i had 3 this year part of me wants to give up and KMS
hope u do
So evil and toxic
One day at a time
Nothing good every happens anyway so I am gonna drink myself to death tonight and hopefully I die
i lost my job of over 8 years a while ago. got another one making way more money now, and my boss isn't a miserable cunt. shit sucks, don't give up bru.
I work at Tim. I have an irregular schedule week to week.
Whats the best hard liquor for a hot day? Gin? White rum? White tequila?
What about culturally? The impression that I have is
Alberta = oil, farming, right-wing
Saskatchewan = mining, farming, conservative-ish?
Manitoba = farming, natives, liberal-ish?
How far from the mark am I?
I need to know which anon you are before I advise you to kys or not
I wasted 90 days Landscaping I will never get back I am already thinking about ending it if you can't keep a job for longer than 3 months you belong in a group home
I don't take anything said here personally because I know a lot of you were actually raped by your uncles
Hello saar
Tequila of course
Talk about projection, yeesh
Sorry for you
Cachaça in honour of our huezilians
a mix with some fruit shit and bam
Any specific recs?
I wasn't raped but I was beaten by my grandma who would strangle me alot
I'm glad we're entering a post-lib society. They've been awful fucking quiet with their snooty "uh, don't you know that's a racist thing to say? Talk about microagression!" attitude.
projection
projection
Manitoba is an NDP stronghold despite being a flyover, it's kinda like how America used to have those Dem strongholds in Kansas
There isn't a single person in all of history that has every clicked on goshy's twitter links
vokda/gin lemonade is probably the easiest summer drink to whip up. cheap too.
there's some really good summer drinks out there but you have to have a few bottles normally and other ingredients so it's more expensive.
I am just done with life and I plan on just giving up and being a neet. My life is gonna be terrible anyway I already failed at my age
Thank you based zoomies for this
What are you 22
Trvke. I have NEVER clicked a twitter link here
Is Manitoba an NDP stronghold because of all the natives, or is it for another reason (like unions, scandis instead of english/german, etc)?
N
You're missing out some of them are good (not the ones goshpedo posts tho)
This zoomie who daily blogs about his job problems is kinda annoying.
Yeah I lost 3 jobs this year and I don't see life getting better so I am contemplating suicide methods because I am done with everyone I have no friends or girlfriend and my sister doesn't like me so I am gonna give up and be a neet
Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me?
Nowadays the injuns mostly, but historically it's been a hub of labour movements and union organization very similar to Minnesota and Kansas. The immigrants were a big part of this and there's a meme thing that happened in WWI that crystallized all this
yes actually
Saskatchewan is more Conservative than Alberta even, they're good folks. Alberta suffers from heavy jeetification and liberal transplant faggots from Ontario going there around 2010 to be rig pigs or work at restaurants. Most of the guys now sell Dodge Ram trucks at dealerships and the girls are washed up cumpdumps with 2-3 kids and fading looks. They vote Liberal.
Manitoba is fairly shitty, lots of chugs and leftoid faggots on drugs so they always vote hard left.
We already told you to join the military.
The world is healing
How does Algeria not throw this troon off a building
I can't join the military I tried to commit suicide and I had a shoulder dislocation
Business idea: we all crank our hogs
Maybe it's this biomedic syrup that makes me throw up.
Thanks!
I've heard people online call Edmonton "Redmonton". Is Edmonton much more liberal than the rest of Alberta? If so, what makes Edmonton different from somewhere like Calgary?
Remember how the media lied that she was just a regular woman? lol based French chuds for leaking his medical info
Trump
not really a tranny. just a genetic freak
BUT IM A GENETIC FREAK
AND IM NOT NORMAL
hey, that's not what Radiohead sang!
Can't tell you what do do. Maybe find a church near you where you can make friends.
Stay away from drugs and too much Anon Babble. Those are not good for your hental health.
WE ARE NOT THE KIDS WE USED TO BE
I'm a subhuman who needs to have his head caved in and smashed into the pavement, but also I'm infinitely better than all of you.
There's no contradiction
I need to know which anon you are before I agree or disagree
It don't matter anyway because I am already fucked I don't have friends and none of them would like me
Edmonton has more chugs and more violent crime, Calgary has more jeets and more gang and organized crime like vehicle theft rings. Edmonton was always considered the "blue collar" city and Calgary was like the "city folks" city of Alberta. They're both just giant shitholes at this point. Pretty sure both have jeet mayors too lol.
They say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at samoa joe, and you can see that statement is not true
Looks like wildfire season is upon us. Are my fellow NA niggas looking forwards to the Great Smoky North American Cookout of '25?
Jeet takeover of Alberta is a deliberate anti-separatist strategy o algo
God created men, Colt made them equal...
Is that supposed to be funny?
I for one welcome our Jeet Overlords.
No, that's not how 4channel works faggot
Now start caving my head in. I'm not asking, I'm telling you
Don't be such a prude.
are the libshits at it again?
Yes
more like jeet poolords
wouldnt it prove your point if an incel was shooting the chad?
Thanks for the Russian propaganda.
Canada is so fucked the day Quebec becomes a country
At least jeets don't eat rats.
Just saw a middle aged Chinese woman wearing a mask outside.