catberg edish
/brit/
Need to shit shower and shave
so this is rorke
qq
I like tabby patterns
even just the 15 minute walk in the wind and sun to greggs was a hellish experience
genuinely not built for this world me
gfberg's mum is dying
thank god, now i never have to meet the woman
rorke still using his gtx 1080ti
What's so horrible about it
arse poo , the like such as
she fell out of the window and got eaten by a dingo
haha yes lads the 'epic' fake bank holiday gimmick
I had too many layers on because I thought it'd be cloudy
wind blew my incel hair all over making me look unhinged
can barely walk in a straight line and my back aches because I have such shit posture
/blog
Headquarters.
do these old blokes not get embarrassed walking around in public doing their "vlogs"
in bed
drinking a sodie pop
ruminating
Do breastlets actually not need to wear bras
this where you get bummed raw?
Dogberg on a mad one
Had a wank and cause I hadn't wanked in a few days all my cum had gone watery. Exploded out onto my shirt and down my hips onto my bed
blog on
Get the capsule wardrobe built
Tell me more what did you do next
um
any farters in
hadn't wanked in a few days all my cum had gone watery
not how it works
Steal her from me XD. Axe.
Wish they'd bring them back so much x
my balls, my bum, my nuts and my knob
Mine too.
used to be a chain farter but now i'm strictly a social farter
blokes just pissed himself in his bed and hes posting about it
They wouldn’t allow my emotional support rhinoceros on the airplane.
did anyone hear me shout rorke gaaaang out my window just then? haha
that only happens when you edge
Let's make it Iraqi. And you die.
yh aha x
if i drink more than two yakults a day i get chain farts
hatred is such a vile and addictive thing
Better now.
Got the gay porn asmr on
Lot of grunting and farting
wonder if anon went to that cumdump invite in Hoxton
heard sexylad will be joining us for some sunday morning posts soon xx
just raped
um
This one is very hard.
Right Wing Balding Squads
Right Wing Bumhole Waxing Squads
Right Wing Coke Squads
Right Wing Fart Squads
Right Wing Frasier Squads
Right Wing JAV Squads
Right Wing Meth Squads
Right Wing Mewing Squads
Right Wing PIP Squads
Right Wing Red Chinos Squads
Right Wing Skyrim Squads
Right Wing Zesty Squads
Right Wing Runescape Squads
has anyone ever wanted to do anything more like?
just went to that thread and saw a billion jf flags including a namefag
deary me that outer Anon Babble ey? *shivers*
Wait.
time for a 4th coffee I reckon
you gotta keep drinking them until you feel something, until you feel an emotion or a heart palpitation or an urge to shit. Anything.
Older, Balder, Fatter, Weaker
?
3rd poo of the day. quite the poo tube, me.
not racist, just don't want johnny foreigners in me /brit/
simple as
Last year 193cm, this year 192cm
Lads, help, I'm shrinking
Yeah ok.
thou shalt not use the lords name in vain
erm…lad….
has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Going to be stuck in Manchester for 16 hours. Any advice?
I'm happy they brought these back, they're peng
so this is rorke
Farting? They've not cleaned themselves proper
Rorke's Facebook groups
100% great
what's so great about them
I’m a pathetic runt of a man who is too scared to leave the house for no reason at all, barely go anywhere, don’t drive unless I have a reason, have hardly ever visited a different city alone, don’t even know how to get a train, I’m so mentally unwell it doesn’t even sound believable to people in person
Why are you going to Qatar lad
i want to go to australia to see the ex gf
My house
Why the fuck are you flying London to manchester instead of the train or flying london to doha?
It's saying they're "100% Great British". So they only use potatoes from the UK.
Maybe you already knew that though
just checked the flightplan for QR9794 but it only lists Smee, Maimen Here and Juan O'View
drive
mogs me
You shouldn't see 0%
barely go anywhere, don’t drive unless I have a reason, have hardly ever visited a different city alone
ktim
Ohhhhh, I see. If only I could read :(
shits too complicated for me ong
Hate headscarves so much I shouldn't have to look at them
still at least you get a shag eh lad
least you've got that much eh
reckon ive caught diabetes
65 riyal cheaper
I only drive when it’s absolutely necessary and only know how to thanks to my parents forcing me to as soon as I was able to get a license, not by my own choice
rorke overthinking things because he's sensitive x
What?
had parents that pushed him to develop
mogs me
i can't even look at alcohol right now
Democracy is basically giving people free stuff. A politician who wants to give people less free stuff is a bad politician. He will lose.
What’s to be done of people who want free stuff but have done nothing to create it? Women and blacks for example? Not all of them of course, and I’d also include low IQ men of other races in there.
We see the consequences all around us. Everyone must be equal, taxes and minimum wages are increasing, creators don’t bother. Productivity falls as a result, civilisation collapses
you need to be consuming raw beef and raw milk at least 2-3 times a day if you want any chance of making it
Can't eat whatever I want anymore. Sad
probably looks wethered from all the sun
Noek.
ktim
always tempted to pull them off when i see them
i suppose free market economics goes against that, but people have forgotten about the power of it, or the benefits, because taxes are too damn high
Couldn’t even begin to understand how it feels to be someone who can just decide to go somewhere for the weekend alone and do it, interacting with complete strangers and everything
she takes good care of her skin and shes rly pale
some men go their whole lives without ever being normal, without ever having sex or getting a girlfriend, just working away and feeling lonely until they die unceremoniously in their bedsit and rot for a few weeks until they're found
and no one gives a fuck. After all, why would they? What are you meant to do, rehabilitiate some weird cunt who has been weird his entire life in the offchance he can reproduce and become a severely autistic father with no hope of raising functional kids?
Finger tip.
Go to canal street and find the secret bumming underpasses
fart loading
ermm what the fork
Britain is a hard country to live in if you're a Sensitive Young Man.
Full of ugly shambling foreign biomass milling around in their pointless and inhuman existence jabbering in their tongues, full of ugly buildings, full of graffiti and crumbling roads, full of louts and tattooed degenerates, full of obnoxious "people" blasting out music.
We need beautiful blonde beasts. We need silence and contemplation. We need classical architecture. We need Aryan conquest worldwide. We need depopulation of Asia and Africa.
bumderpasses
Aright
Been stitched up like a kipper
Shut up
Wearing a pink jockstrap
more of this sort of thing
and i don't even know what this sort of thing is
I don't read any news article that doesn't have an open comment section.
Also I don't even read the article I just go straight to the comments to see what people are saying and then I infer what the article is about from those.
Big.
I've never tried brown sauce
Poundbury, mate
you're a large bloke
inferring a poo from my arse
Make a Switch.
buying xanax
Right, I've now done
Shit
Shave
Anal douche
Shower
Moisturiser
Ready for my day
sounds like a waste desu
valium actually feels nice
Happened in South Africa and Rhodesia
When the boers arrived the blacks weren’t living there. They were hunter gatherers. The whites started farming and the blacks realised the benefits of civilisation and came to live next to the whites. Then they started multiplying in huge numbers and demanding a share of what the farms and the mines were producing.
The whites held out but the west said they were being unfair and should let the blacks have a go at running things. The result is what you have now.
Complete madness
Fuck off Nigel when I said it's over I meant it
xanax just deletes your thinking mind for a few hours
unbeatable in a way
Even you bullying me?
Yanks on a mad one again
Fuck off Tarq
Africa should have been completely depopulated.
Capitalism and Christianity will destroy the White race if left alone.
It tells me I am a berserker.
Bottom 20% ruining things for everyone else hypothesis strikes again
Knives must be blunt because of blacks
Speech must be restricted because of easily angered browns
Lavatory use must be restricted because of low IQ trouble makers
chode
no one gaf bro stop replying to yourself
Holly [dyed pink hair], who is autistic and has attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) and sensory processing disorder
tells me all I need to know
Beerenberg in South Australia make a very nice brown sauce from malt vinegar made with a very nice South Australian beer
Have it all the time with my narrow beef sausages
I saw it Visible this time.
yt ppl created these laws, don’t try and pass the blame on us
What's the best Australian state
Mycelium yourcelium hisheritscelium
Tasmania
Poowong free state
They’re all the same crap
Based Keir
Get the woglets fed!
wow never thought how nice the beach is at night
I had a good one here.
Old North Scotland
corr yes. just keep popping them out. uncle keir will cover all the bills
Enslave runts.
if you have earrings as a man i immediately think you take it up the bum on the reg
Hope you get caught in a rip and your body washes up in Peru
True do love my blacked porn but not gay as such x
That's an awful thing to say
im nonce
Imagine believing this shit LMFAO
Russain evoke.
I do this too.
Jai Newcombe, AKA "The Poowong Punisher" an AFL footballer for the Hawthorn Football Club
You're brown!
New Zealand
the true face of umposters revealed
Problem, Wogubu?
Serum.
no
im aryan af. prussian german ethnicity
mad how powerful "you're brown" is
completely destroys darkies
fluttershy on the /brit/!!!!!!!!!
I repeat
fluttershy on the brip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is not a drill
Can you give me the checkmate?
what the fuck is a fluttershy
got the tism rizm
/brip/
do aussies say arse or ass
do kiwis say arse or ass
the name of the character (I learnt it yesterday)
Can I do it?
what the FORK
All Commonwealth countries except Canada say arse instead of ass.
Aussies say "yeah nah ya fackin' cunt"
Kiwis say "yis mate"
Ahh.
Putting my bollocks on the train tracks
I don't trust your opinion.
I trust your opinion, that sounds more reasonable.
fluttershy derp
nahhhhh someone in the skype said this is rorke
hilp me uh'm a fuggut
just bought myself an m&s best ever egg mayo sandwich for tomorrow
that's £3.50 well spent methinks
um
moight hafta chuck another shrimp on tha barbie
when you're in the cafeteria at lunch time and hear someone shout "wait, bro, is you a rorke?"
Mousenonce just forgot to turn his webcam off on the /brit/cord and he’s currently wanking live in his caravan LOL
why not make it yourself
I am back.
What match are we watching today
Treasury told to find the £3.5bn
Is that just over the amount they recently got for that island?
Why would you buy yourself a resdy made sandwich for tomorrow
Just make one yourself you lazy prick
when some 5'3 lightbulb head from mogadishu comes into /brit/ and says, 'yes bruv I'm polish af'
buying sandwiches in advance
Utterly bizarre behaviour
To answer your original question, I don't know if Aussies/Kiwis say arse. I would guess they probably do. "Ass" seems American to me.
scr
Discount don
why wouldn't I? stupid cunt
Blacks are subhuman biomass who should be sterilised.
wild fluttershy appears!
I would have thought so, as well. Until I saw this post on Anon Babble
hearing that the women kicked the ball and won
I’m now remembering this time around 2013 when Anon Babble had this weird glitch where random images would be swapped across different boards. You’d post a reaction image and it would be posted on Anon Babble and the image intended for Anon Babble would wind up in your post. I served a 3-dayer for pony content outside of Anon Babble when some nonce on Anon Babble posted twilight sparkle or whatever her name is at the same time as me making a post on Anon Babble. Still fuming over that one.
Put a sock in Rorke it’s a Sunday morning ffs you fat mess
I agree, but your post is bad optics
@rork draw fluttershy with a tight pink horse pussy
a likely story, sparkletwat
lrn 2 cross link faggit
we all know you're gay for animated horses mate
um
this post is not rorkeish
this post is double rorke
learn the difference
Dangerous and downright stupid!
Make me
If ready-made sandwiches serve any purpose, it's to provide you a convenient snack immediately
But you don't need convenience, you're buying it for tomorrow
So just make it yourself you gormless wazzock
any goo-eating plasmoid of a man in
Maybe he doesn't want to buy the ingredients and create the dirty dishes for just one sandwich.
Tardigrade ahh nigga
are you autistic? maybe I bought one before and liked it and occasionally fancy one so paid for one because I'm not so poor that the £3.50 has to last me a week? lol
Girlsdoporn was honestly so crazy
revealed just how many women will do porn if they think they won't be found out
most of them clearly loved it as well
Experimenting with supermarket mini baguettes for breakfast
any dubs getting men in?
I don't see it.
High IQ liberals thinking the masses were just like them. Huge blind spot in their thinking
Put a sock in it Rorke you’ve been done
why not bake them yourself like this lad
more of an insufflating planktonic solid to be fair
Sir David 'Dubs' Guetta
Mum FC won't stop stealing my phone charger...
expezzymenting wiv supeymarko mini baguettas for brekkyfasto
youtube.com
posting an absolute diamond
Point of the exercise is to not have to use anything more sophisticated than a kettle
Making a sandwich takes 60 seconds, maximum and it is
Cheaper
Healthier
Tastier
Better for the environment
Good for the soul to make ones own food
You will enjoy it much more
When was the last time you saw your GP and were they any good?
Mum
FOY
The dragoon principle.
Got really sad and upset when they threw the ninja star in butters' eye
Accidentally fell asleep at a sensible time and woke up at a sensible time
good luck making an egg sandwich in 60 seconds
fuck off nigel slater you big poof
3.50 for a poxy sandwich
Aryan conquest.
I bought the poxless version THOUGH
fking scrom ling
You can't, like, OWN a General Practitioner
Death Stranding 2: On the Beach
Just been on a lovely man date with my mate
Unless I just fancy something like a reuben out of nowhere, or a club sandwich when I don't have prepped bacon and chicken. Maybe I want something with salami but only for 1 day, and not have to worry about the rest of the pack of salami. There are plenty of reasons to buy just 1 sandwich.
got the yakult shits
gonna have a wank and then play dk country
umposters are actual nonces. icant be associated with this anymore
Dr dres dead he's locked in my basement!
Leftypol's garms
Nah.
probably 2015 back when i had my mental health
indian woman
only wanted to get a refill on my anti-depressant medication and she said somethign like "youre too young to be depressed"
told her to fuck off
anyway, havent had mental health since and never been to the doctors since
A reuben yeah? British are you mate
um,, i just do it for a joke (i think)
Bitte.
Stylin' While A Gamer
Crack a window open let the cold in, again
The trees re-threaded gold, the sign said "Repent"
I had to let it all go so I could live in my head, again
Yeah I am, and yeah a reuben.
You were a Vagina.
2022
No he tried to give me a drug I didn't need. Can't trust those people at all
she cured you
cooking soon
Lots of English people are named Reuben. One of my great-great-grandfathers was named Reuben.
horseberg gone mental
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about
Hate people who say "re" out loud like they're reading a fucking email
It was higher than the original thought.
Not a yank but I will be soon hopefully
so this is the power of the aussie
youtube.com
Mad drip
hate you
gpberg could probably get me something for my hormonal bacne that never went away
would probably give me ED though so on second thought best not
maybe so
still think that was a rotten attitude for a gp to have though
He was a Hotspurs fan too
What gay song for benders are these lyrics from then
looks at you
walks out in front of you
XD empty.
Shut up you effing twat
new should be school girl legs edish
worse when they write it out in the middle of a sentence
reuben is a hebrew name
never heard of a reuben sandwich
australians tend to act hard online but the truth is you can quite easily pin one down and commence rape and they'll only feign putting up a fight
got a barbed bumhole so your willy wont be escaping without some damage
wait until old mate finds out about banh mi
window just closed itself
born in Lithuania in 1870 no doubt
NEW
.
kekers
Oh yeah?
*bends over and applies lubricant*
You know too much
*kikers
Bull.