SCRANNING THE CANS edish
/brit/
any unvaxxed man in
Abused as a child by her dad
Dad leaves the counry
Turns up again
She has a breakdown
Ends up taking a bunhch of tablets to kill herself after drinking a lot of vodka
imagine being a fly on the wall in the year 9 girls changing room
it's cronems reality x
grim
thank you for telling the story canslad. how is your life now?
every time i get even close to normie I fuck it up self sabotaging and end up addicted to drugs, broke, and alone.
um
Had those cans yesterday
just heard that Israel and Palestine had a meeting and sorted everything out, so that's the end of that
nth for the holodem
same except for the broke part
you nicked this from my thread, didn't you
iI'm making around 80-90k a year, own a house and have enough money for cans
So quite well
And tonight, lad?
ayo that nigga that came up with the webm that put the x next to the pics filter shit with 1 click good looking out nigga
No, you can do a search for it on the archives, lad.
I've been posting it for over a year or more
Not going to get drunk two days in a row
Im not an alcoholic or anything..
elephant beer
what on earth
I can't decipher this post
broke is the best part, thats when you are most liberated.
bulimia cheeks
gonna go for a poo then set off on my incel birthday night walk where I ruminate on my pathetic existence in a melancholic way
Describe your perfect life in a couple of sentences.
You'll see its perfectly attainable.
I have Crohn’s disease and I have shit myself on many occasions. The worst one was at work because I had nowhere to hide. I told my boss I had to go home and he naturally asked me why and if I was doing ok. I simply told him that I had soiled myself and he just calmly said that he will see me the next day if I’m feeling better
too dangerous walking at this hour
with "those sorts" about
funny you say that as she is a bulimic self cutter lol
poo wank. eat.
wow you're right
life slowly passing you by LOL
youtube.com
its okay i posted it for yo
everyone being saved by Christ. living under a worldwide oligarch theocracy
i swerve to avoid hitting little critters with my car
i would happily execute the AI spammer and every fag/cuck poster here
Thats rough. I knew a lad with back in the day who had crohns and he was fucked up. I wonder if he is still alive.
everyone on reddit has some form of mental health or "chrons" disease which causes them to "soil themslves"
easy to spot
she's cute though. would look better if her face wasn't inflated
when are you going to kill yourself
purely satirically, i mean
fibromyalgia
what are you implying
you wouldn’t say that if you knew her. worse looking in person and fucking insane. one of those no living family types
what are you satirising
same tbphwy
They're posting Indian willies in the north American thread
you know her?
natives or India Indians?
need to wank, don't know what to
puppos big day out :)
shieeeed his eyes done rolled back, he chiefing dat devious pack x
let’s say more than know her lol
she's your ex fling or something
why are you posting her online
mad how you can spot a gay dog
gay bdsm x
theres something so funny about peoples poo stories, there really is
cracks me right up they do
dogs turn gay when you nanny them too much
mates got that
his mum had it too
married to an afghan girl now
posting images of your bullimic bpd ex gf on 4chums
grow up mate
all good bro i got you
ay. i got u.
good night lil nigga
femboy timantha infiltrating the gherkin
cute nanny dog :)
wonder where the closest person getting raped or killed right now is
just one of those questions we'll never know
the many memories of your prior sexual conquests
Catberg on a mad one
Why do you think blacks only have 3 fingers, spaino?
best he cud do x
so this is rorge
wonder what did she do to mindbreak this lad to a point where he's posting her on here
India
yes thats a gay dog - been nannied too much you see
i've just informed the police about this post
dey call everything rape if it does not involve dey luh swc x
i'll never do this
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thoughts on the biomass
wow janny actually doing his job for once concerning that specific poster
jannington cleaning up this town
Must be eradicated en masse without hesitation
Just had 2 wanks in an hour. Not bad for a 39 year old if I do say so myself
the summer road trip
did a big poo once
Jan(wo)man being based and raping spaino
1974 called
that 1 click shit be crazy
why are posters here so unhinged and deranged
Enjoy getting kidnapped in Afghanistan
the university of york library beanbags
dang they were boycotting israel even back then
*walks into the /brit/ pub and this plays*
youtube.com
they take pride in how unhinged and deranged they are because they have nothing else in their lives
My old man called someone a retard at the zoo today. Pretty based ngl
/brit/ attracts malicious spammers for some reason
The London to Calcutta bus service was a long-distance international bus route that operated between London, England, and Calcutta, India. Launched in 1957, it was widely regarded as the longest bus route in the world at the time.[1][2][3] The journey spanned approximately 10,000 miles (16,000 km) one way, and over 20,000 miles (32,700 km) round trip, taking about 50 days to complete each leg.
gfberg listening to shit music again
it's just a couple of prolific mongs
it needs to be a long story to get a laugh out of me sorry
Good post
the women at toil just mindlessly gobble up whatever rubbish the charts serve up for them
this reference is 11 years old
please grow up
it doesn't get any better than this
Bumbling brown bovine biomass
*deletes the woke mind virus*
please listen
Do me a favour and pick me up some smack on the way back.
ahaaahahahahahah
What are you 2 a double act? Sort it out
screaming
would never go to a restaurant in your country after seeing the gordon ramsay show
that guy is absolutely mental, think he's gonna hurt someone one of these days
hippie lads used to take surfboards with them. hollow them fill them with drugs and ship them back.
Literally the exact same photo of that girl, but she doesn't have the ugly nose piercing.
also if her tits were out. that would be good.
nothing on the great man Marco Pierre White
love it when cagers crash and die
*filters canada again*
Reached into the kitchen sink to grab a butterknife and delta-pberg pinches my finger underneath the stopper
innocent
would have been a great adventure. maybe it still would be but its too risky.
im an alabama n-word and i wanna be free
oh you're a northerner? "ARSE PUB PINTS..." "get stuffed" *dips my nob in your pint* CRAVEN! Fatcam! Delumo!
any footywankers in the thread? how come tottenham hotspur are 17th in the premier league (formerly barclay's premier league) table?
Thank you for your attention
Bye
clarkson's gone woke
not enough niggers? idk
CRAVEN! Fatcam! Delumo!
can't take my eyes off you
rape is powerful as a plot device
Bye
you're not leaving us, eh?
why are proles so violent and short fused
fatcam's purple stills nash and young
I wass thinking about those christmas sweaters, they are lovely
8 wanks this weekend
gen z has a dating problem
it's the good frenchman bad frenchman routine is it
jehmay clauksun
Exberg randomly asking about who the friends I went out with one day almost 6 months ago were
audio kept cutting out when i was playing a video through vlc so i installed mpv
links?
mpv is pretty great and runs smoother than vlc for me
mpv for movies and shows, foobar for music
Last night
Damn, you were in my sex dreams (you were in my)
Doing really nasty things (you were in my dreams)
Damn, you were in my sex dreams (you were in my)
Making love in my sex dreams
they dress rather modestly huh
That is the ugliest sweater I have ever seen, seriously. It is way too big for her, too boxy shaped, the colours look uneven, making it look like it accidentally went through the wash with some bleach in it, or it was dragged out of a dumpster and never cleaned properly. Even the knitting looks oddly done, like a beginner did it. I was never fond of the Gryffindor colour scheme. I think the others are much nicer and neater looking. Certainly not a flattering look, by any means.
she’s such a fucking BITCH
That just looks cheap and poorly made, Daddy Bones really went the budget route this year
kek why are they like this? you should ask her how many dicks she’s had in the last 6 months
still don't really know how lesbians have sex
need to facefuck her
rubitch
NAPISY PL
siema bartek
Another rambling, nonsensical video that should've just been a conversation with her therapist.
She's really struggling to find an excuse to tie her mandated NYORDVEEPEEANNE ads into videos now. Since she graduated and never leaves the house, she can't film B-roll of her taking up space in coffee shops mindlessly banging at her keyboard and pretending to use a VPN service TYEU PROTACT HAHHR PARSONAL DATA FROM THE CYBAHACKSTERS TROYING TYEU CRASHJACK HAHHR GIGGABOTS AND TECHNOSTEAL HAHHR MEMORYBYTES.
The only other idea she ever has for NordVPN videos is to bullshit about how she watches Netflix all the time and needs a VPN, or when she's been gifted a cinema ticket, so clearly she settled on this mind-boggling garbage to tack some content onto an ad.
I'm not sure how she can possibly reconcile the contradictory horseshit she comes out with here:
Ruby's attention span will not allow her to watch a complete movie, so she "dips into" films and watches isolated scenes over and over. However, she JANUINELY has the attention span to read A MILLION-BILLION BOCKS A YAHHHR AND RETAIN AWLL THE INFWUMATION. She's SARRTANLEE not just lying about 99% of what she claims to read.
Ruby believes that movies have no character development, so she claims she goes to books for that. However, she watches random clips of movies to feel emotions, which she doesn't get from reading books. Just utter incoherence.
Ruby doesn't like choice and feels overwhelmed by visual stimuli and is paralyzed by the options of entertainment available to watch nowadays, to the point where she only watches the same handful of scenes from a dozen films. But she VARRY MOCH LOFFS NYORD VEE PEE ANNE BECAUSE IT GIVES YOU A QUAJILLION MYEEVIES TO CHEESE FROM, WHICH SHE ADORES AND AWHWHEYS FOINDS VARRY YEECEFOL!
Ruby doesn't like films she isn't familiar with and refuses to watch them because she doesn't enjoy them. Yet every time she watches a new film for a sponsored or gifted event and it coincidentally happens to be HONNASTLEE HAAHR NYEW FAVORAT MYEEVIE AVVER! She's JANUINELY NWOT JOSST A COMPOLSIVE LIAR WHO WILL SAY ANNIETHING TYEUU SOCK OPP TYEU AYY SPONSAR.
AMMA starring Anya Taylor-Joy is THEEEE BASST AUSTEN ADAPTATION. There are 50+ Austen adaptations. Ruby has watched bits of three of them.
No surprise, almost all of the films are films that are about "CHRAHRLDHUD", star a prominent child actor, are movies that Ruby watched when she was TWALVE, or all of the above. The outliers are movies she believes she has to claim as her faves to fit the Frankensteined-together literary DARK MACADAMIA persona she's concocted, like DAD POET'S SOCIOTEA. Ruby bullshits her way through half-assed reviews of all of them by waffling about how she loves and responds to their depictions of "KOINDNASS" like she hasn't spent the past decade as a perpetually dishonest grifter churning out toxic content.
Need a poorly knitted sweater that alternates between gold and crimson. loose fitting
Having to shower after one of the worst shits ever
got the asmr on
got the asmr on
hate you all
you all think im WEIRDDD!!!!!!!!!!!
lesbian sex seems boring af
it's very kissy and licky, then they use vibrators and dildos
just type in ruby grangler should be the first result
try xvideos, there's a good cum countdown on there
new deano update includes a feigned obsession with country music I see
everything else is sodomy
actually lesbian sex isn't sodomy, it's just mutual masturbation
only homosexual sex is outlawed, lesbian sex isn't sex as there's no penetration. it's playful foreplay girls do when they're tired of men for a little bit but still need to get off
Just don't get the pure genuine revulsion that Indians create in some white people. I'm white, I'm proud that I'm white, I'm KKK and a Nazi, as my father was, and as his father before him. But I'll tell you this. I have NOTHING against Indian people. I feel NO disgust at their shenanigans, I feel nothing but love for that race of men, in particular the non-noble born browner ones.
arsewank on the cards for tonight gents?
saw an indian male/swiss female couple today
nothing as cringeworthy as people with generic white collar jobs using office-speak in everyday conversation, all those gay little abbreviations
yeah like last week me and the MD were on a VLE and the LO said we needed an ETV by that afternoon for the AM's UNB
leave it at CEO or fuck off you pooves
summit of ben nevis in the year 2150
thought arsewank were playing southampton today
just split up with my 'igger gf and I feel dismayed
Me and my dog found hidden treasure buried in the woods behind our house.
what you up to then lads
me? high on coke right now
fuck off you demonic pile of shit
I've flushed my life down the toilet
I found buried treasure in the woods.
slammed ket today while watching a film
Heil Hitler
Free Palestine
Which means your bowl can be filled with poo afresh... aaaahhh
is it not overwhelming?
No I shan't.
any pathetic slug of a man in?
yeah you
Sven GORAN Ericsson
checking in
aside from the initial rush i dose it so I just have the color oversaturation and bigger field of view, shapes look bigger/smaller. bought a projector i place in front of the wall facing my bed so yeah I've been doing that once a week now. I can't snort ket anymore since november/december each time I snort a bump i feel some thing blocking my throat and I have to purge 40 minutes later so I thought fuck it might as well slam. this doesn't happen with any other powders which is odd
mad how you could drive from france to china
never thought of that before
what treasure did you find lucifer
our noble realm is simply not meant to be lumped in with the mass of afro-eurasian rabble
about to scran an arse
AI can never be sentient. People who say that AI can become sentient are frauds and Satanic warlocks.
In another life
I would make you stay
So I don't have to say
You were the one that got away
The one that got away
I ain’t no thief! We just happen to have the same stuff
So quit bitchin motherfucker
Really what's my password?
"UlTRAcool123"
mad how moo deng poo peng gay porn
finally a good post
As many as 50 people were displaced due to the fire, which broke out around 10 a.m. on the fifth floor of the building at 1585 Ernest Ave., just north of Bradley Avenue, said platoon Chief Colin Shewell.
just north of Bradley Avenue
Ive flushed my life down the toilet
Ive wasted my life
Its over for me
Bizarre really. How old are you? 25?
Even if you are 35 you’ve got 40+ years left. The first 15 years don’t even mean anything either.
“Oh no I had a shitty 10-20 years of my life. Time to throw away the remaining 40-50”. That’s you. That’s what you sound like.
Get a grip.
I'm 55
deano
Cowboy Deano Ultracool kid who Loves and Fears the LORD.
Blimey!
I pray that you ask the Lord God that you see out your window sometimes in the sky. Rainbows, clouds, nature. I love you morgoth it's never over until the fat lady sings (tapella)
might rewatch doctor who for the female companions
um
I used to be a drunk and the Lord turned me around and made me only drink once a month it's a start but yes I will be getting sauced come what May... bella ciao
time for the 'za
If you want orders, follow this one: kill yourself
No.
I look like this.
take the vboober pill
fucking kino
I CAN'T WAIT
FOR THE WEEKEND TO BEGIN!
my poo smells like shite
the world if we had got more christopher eccleston doctor who episodes:
might want to see a doctor
Might kill myself
open that door and let the Lord in morgoth begging you then He'll fight for you like He did for me
don't do it i love you
Dear Lord Jesus, I know that I am a sinner, and I ask for Your forgiveness. I believe You died for my sins and rose from the dead. I turn from my sins and invite You to come into my heart and life. I want to trust and follow You as my Lord and Savior. In Your Name. Amen.
I did like that american guy who had a collection of alien artefacts in the first series of doctor whomst
:)
never could get into the old series me
nice little wank was had but I did kinda force myself at the end there so I can get back to /brit/ and it showed in the volume of my spaff
I mean the 2005 revived one
He told her about his rasta honeycomb
oh well you should have said that then
ohhh did the zesty negro wave around his magic screwdriver again?! did he?!
does losing weight result in a stronger erection? would rather my fella point upwards
mad how british tv was so good but now it never will be again because the medium is inherently pozzed (always was but now it's gone too far)
aff tae bed
Watching Black Mirror
I'm a closeted homosexual
losing fat = bigger dick because the base is not subsumed by fattu tissue
and if you do cardio + weights it will def make you more virile
it's not their fault, it's the PFAS and microplastics.
in my country aoc ranges from 16-18 depending on where you are and what youre doing
its a clusterfuck that perfectly encapsulates federalism's contradictions, but the range itself is reasonable IMO
Cigarettes Budweiser few sniffs and a joint. Can’t go wrong with that really
youtu.be
it IS shite, austin
suppose i'll get working on the diet and exercise then, birds don't like me but atleast i'll have a healthier willy to play with for the rest of my life
boards.Anon Babble.org/int/thread/211018130/brit211018191
early
Amen