LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish
BIG FUCKING CHIPs sub-edish
IT'S THE LONG WEEKEND SO GET THE CANS IN sub-sub-edish
/brit/
poo wank
first for chappell x
you can’t post the pop stars
dude nobody likes you can you just lleave
Absolutely mental the spawning ability of Hamas command centers
Never seen anything like it
right let's leave the Hurry up daddd!! posts in the last thread okay?
he doesn't know about the soft downy skin of young girls
missing out mate
Cans!
Tinnies!
take the vboober pill
Why are Arab women so hot bros?
I can't stop gooning to the thought of Mia Khalifa ruthlessly dominating me.
I've become so cynical to almost everything from cancer cures to rehab
like, a rehab makes a fortune of people being there trying to get clean so why would they offer genuine support that works and stop people from using, that's the same as a business model intentionally losing customers, they just wouldn't do it
New life starts today
no u, lad
She's the gf
am drunk
how do you stay in shape after all the cans, canslad?
might go for a walk
feeling stressed for no reason
might also have some beer
maybe they're not cynical and want to help people
i got a phone from cex last week and i think ive got water in and broke one of 2 speakers. do you think i could get a refund and say it just stopped working?
Get real and Grow up
need a chappell and charli threesome
holy shit cleavage???? time to give her all my money!!
Reccomend me a good sci-fi novel to read lads, preferably by a British author no yank or european shite
got baddiedem chai on another screen x
double rainbow outside my house
corrrrrrr that'd be the collab of the century
Book of the New Sun
they're brown biomass
rendezvous with rama
I wonder what God says about double rainbows?
Bought Dubai air freshener. This stuff. It smells banging
psychologically is a girl's first crush actually on her dad?
I don't interact with women so I wouldnt know
Spanish colonialism in South America was vile. Race mixing Christian degeneracy.
South America should be populated by 150m northern Europeans.
Spanish colonialism in South America was vile. Race mixing Christian degeneracy.
South America should be populated by 150m northern Europeans.
grim
she's streaming with a black
God doesn't exist
youtube.com
god i love yank boomer autists
Dinner is served :)
mental how
you're brown
worst thing is he's nearly 30 and took a pic because he's proud of that
So what's the story behind this pic then?
chips under cooked
chips cooked with a hairdryer?
He's done you
i wonder if yank sewage systems suffer from fatbergs like ours do
Looks good x
diev et mon droit
not according to wikipedia trannies
what's the difference then?
they were racially insulting eachother earlier
got a chuckle out of me x
CORRRRRRRRRRRRR
wanking to schoolgirl candids
erm, right. Lads, it's the long weekend. I could get the cans again but I've had the BIG cans twice in a row and feel I might die
On the other hand... cans and I do need to go outside for the milk too so what's the plan, lads?
um
i use dude wipes
afraid he did you there lad x
nth for the baddiedem
baddiedem/gyaldem lad post that one where they're with footy club shirts again please i accidentally deleted it xx
Give yourself a break from the cans lad. Cans are nice occasionally, but you don't want to overdo that stuff. You'll suffer health problems.
cook a lovely meal despite my mental health problems
Yh the chips are 2% undercooked it's shit
Can see why some of you will never have a girlfriend desu
Irish women <3
youtube.com
need tummy gf
and you'll never BE a girlfriend LOOOL
Would get a gf who is just legal if it weren't taboo tbqh
mental health problems
why are you so desperate to be a lolcow here?
dtfic <3
oh
my
dayz
Is the baddiedem not the same as the gaydem
dtfic
wtf is this supposed to mean
seen multiple post it today seemly completely at random
absolutely done him
kek KEK
these threads have taken a sinister turn over the last few days
something is afoot
get home after a 6 hour shift at ALDI
cook my partner a lovely meal
he complains the chips are slightly undercooked
Learn how to respect women you cunts
spaino, are we going to see a melty again because I'll be honest with you, you masculine man, I'm tempted to get the cans to enjoy while you meltdown, lad
SICK of seeing arses and tits and all sorts on here
for GODS SAKE
erm
Learn how to respect women
i will when i see one, bud
yh same it gets me sexually frustrated as I'm a virgin freak
fanois
just want to know the difference between a biro and a ballpoint
I was joking with you lad
Quite weird how lamb that comes all the way from new zealand undercuts lamb from this country
might get my entire body (including my bumhole) waxed
thoughts?
damn...
corrr corrrrr
good slut
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
I saw the ex yesterday by chance
I have been healing, but it has re-opened a deep wound in me
I still love her, but she won't forgive me
It hurts
Lads, tempted to trim the beard
Haven't had it trimmed in a few months and it's quite bushy now
Not that weird when you find out paying for a shipping container isn't all that expensive. Some things are grown in central America, shipped across the Pacific to be packaged, and finally sent to the USA to be sold.
she won't forgive me
what did you do?
It's up
theres bound to be better products that arent from here, its a bitter bill for rorke to swallow though
Start doing THIS
Based
he could have beaten her to an inch of her life and she'd still love him. the answer is only one thing and you already know it.
had sex
couldn't find
guided in
lost boner
didn't cum
felt inferior
left traumatised
number blocked
memory holed
red wine
depression ensued
suicidal thoughts
doubting manhood
receive text from her today saying "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"
haha there he is
Sir Waxed Bumhole
One bad sexual experience, with alcohol involved. That's it
pay an escort to take my v card
kms
the plan of action so to speak
any retarded simpleton mongs in the thread? what does it mean to "count with your fingers"? when you were a retarded simpleton mong in school and you were counting with your porky retard fingers in class, what were you actually doing?
you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries?
sorry what can you repeat the question but slower
Would you not just kill yourself instead of risking meeting up with a copper who'll put you in jail for hiring a prozzie?
don't understand what you mean i was counting the numbers on my fingers
calling someone else retarded while not being able to grasp a simple concept that literally everyone else understands haha
Sven
...
500
By posting that picture you invited criticism.
Currently wearing Guerlain Vetiver Eau de Toilette, 2 sprays on each wrist, 3 on the neck, 18 on the balls
Canslad just giving some good advice, lad
where's the smackhead aussie
GORAN
but this only works for single-digit summations up to the number ten
you've only got ten fingers
haven't you
could just go to a massage place for a happy ending
But it's legal lad
Guerlain Vetiver Eau de Toilette
the Ancient Greeks were golden haired, blue eyed, fair skinned, lean and proud of it.
This is known.
probably furiously calling up the post office because his drugs haven't arrived quickly enough
Ericsson
yeah great idea make her gag if she ever unzips your pants
well you wouldn't have to ever worry about that happening anyway so go wild
im trying
her
Men need to stop getting too damn drunk and overstepping boundaries
t. Kouros wearing poofters
hobbit eau de tolkien
prozzism is legal in the UK now
Er, right
I'm going to go to the UK office and ask one of the lovely girls I work with a question
What's a going price for a rub, tug, sucky? £10?
Good lad
uhhh if you had one "bad" sexual experience with her and she "dumped" you she wasnt your gf in the first place bro. she was fwb.
he’s a lovely geezer even though he’s from sweeeeeeden
lad you're wearing eau de toilet
love me greekettes and turkettes
stealthgram wanktoil =completed
It's always been legal you mong
ive actually only got 7
it's when you are too tired/retarded to add two numbers
i sometimes do it when i just wake up after checking the clock to see how many hours i slept
Was romantically attached so I created that idea in my head
remember that one /brit/ poster who posted a pic of him shagging a chubby romanian milf doggystyle
:)
love booze me
Has it? I thought asking for prostution was the illegal part if done in public
but
hang on I still don't get it
so if you see the expression 3 + 4, you are sticking 3 fingers up on your left hand and 4 fingers up on your right hand and counting them one by one? there's no clever algorithm behind "counting with fingers"?
what's so good about going fishing?
love yourself more
getting away from the wife!
Hunter gatherer instincts
Gets you away from the nagging wife, the diversity and the hustle n bustle + seeing a fish is awesome
schoolgirls squatting on my face and emptying their bladders
I'm not massively into photography, but every so often I see a photo that just captivates me. Often I can't even explain what it is that I like about it. Pic related is a prime example
corr
Um...
ahaha I hate your whore wife as well lad
LOL
say if i went to sleep early at like 9 then woke up at 2 ill check the clock the count on my fingers because i cant be bothered to add 9+5 while accounting for midnight switching from am to pm in my head half asleep
you get fish
This is the dream
any lads up for a bum?
I command you to name your favourite fish and explain what's so good about it.
I will not accept 'Albert' as an answer btw
How did Mick Hucknall simply bed so many women? What happened to the unlikely top lothario of the 90s who boasted of 'three lovers every day' despite being 'not a very good-looking guy'
Is there anything better than waking up and thinking it's almost time to get up for toil but you've actually only slept for about half an hour
little rorke having his supper
brown trout
Togepei.
Swedlad here on holiday in your country.
Your internet is like your mum going through menopause - it's spotty.
I accidentally shit myself while pissing in a forest and farting because your food gives me the trots. I left the pair of underpants behind in a pile of leaves.
schoolgirls doing cartwheels in the park
Brown trout. They're fun to fish for and are beautiful
lil nigga eats like an irishman lol
I ated nuggies and peas last night this is so me
yeah?
Hope you have a nice holiday swedelad
hobgoblin is fucking lush and i mean lush de lads
right so you're counting 9, 10, 11, 12, 1 2 in your head while sticking up your fingers as you do it, for modular arithmetic that makes sense
when people say counting with their fingers I thought they were literally holding up as many fingers as necessary for one side of the expression and counting them one by one
how many poke-mans are there now? like 12 million? what a load of SHITE
cute 'mon
wheraebouts
Thank you so much, I will.
kek have a nice time
where are you visiting?
yeah its nice, contrasted with waking up just before your alarm, wanting to go back to sleep but knowing it will go off any moment
Stop waiting for the weiner to appear lad.
I'm loosening my load
not afraid of tasting something are we?
How was the vibes today lad
erm, right, lads.
Think I'll get the cans now
Namey?
ye modular arithmetic is a good way to put it
i wouldnt ever count like that if we had a 24 hour clock. hate am/pm with every fiber of my being
me when i cum
are you greek?
Bussin' blud
I didn't post any pedoshit doe. I only reposted TikToks with hundreds of thousands of views. Which is the reason I'm not permabanned lol.
Literal tranime viewers are more pedophillic than me, lol. You can be prosecuted for vieweing tranime under Canadian law. But not for any of the TikToks I posted. But under Anon Babble law I am the pedophile and those lolifag pedos aren't. Hilarious.
PROTIPS FOR BAN EVASION:
1) Reset your router's MAC address. ISP levies IP's based on the MAC address. Purchase new router if yours doesn't have this feature. Set your modem-router 2-in-1 device to BRIDGE MODE.
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Dr House now has joint custody of Wilson. He gets him on Wednesdays and every other weekend :)
looking at a nice bum on the train
her friend says she'll be taking GCSEs next year
youtu.be
screaming
just died of a brain tumour at your post
third eye decalcified
chakras aligned
aura emanating
called jailbait for a reason innit
Post-induced brain tumour. What's the differential?
These are strange days for you, me, and Germany
Don't find women under 30 attractive
any gorgeous transwoman in?
the bus exit has more aura im afraid
better hurry up offies shut at 10 in ireland because even the irish government knows you cant be trusted with drink
yea me
Facts cuh
yh
stfu
Please attempt to flee to Cuba when interpol comes after your ass.
In the north of your country currently
PROTIPS FOR BAN EVASION:
fuck all that shite just use the front end
he doesn't know about the front end
OMDZ GET A CLUE
HAHAHA
you doing a 9-5 on the streets cuh. you employed asl ong
Don't find women over 20 attractive
A dream Europa League campaign for the mighty Crystal Palace would include games with Porto, Lyon, Real Betis, Roma and Aberdeen
would like a go on her back end if you get what im putting down
would love to have a moment of intimacy with a person of the opposite sex
Bet I'm further north than you
Over 16
miss sharty me
with a willard?
tough luck, ill shag your arse if you want
we can always go back
Same
bit gay desu
plapmeat for the rorkeydem
Dislike the obnoxious American on the new Taskmaster.
making tacos
let me shag it mate x
party in the sharty!
obnoxious American
tautology
he's the only good competitor
wish I could snog them while rubbing their little pussies so much my fingers get engulfed by their grool