/brit/

LOVELY FUCKING DOLE edish

mental how fit bella was back in the day if you know which one I'm talking about

I am entering my nu metal boomer phase

wish they'd go back to the old days of the stella logo being upright when the can is upright. looked much classier.

bet the 3 pm tings be boppin pon soul poles rn x

Is it too late to get a body like a Greek statue at 28?

big fan of the caribbean community

depends. if you're fat, yes.

where can i get a lakers cap like that

zulu cronem only

bring back smoking in pubs

nah

New York.

fuck right off with that you wanker

might do a fleshlight wankeroo

*blows you some smoke*
sharing is caring and im a care bear

Based

lads what are your bank holiday plans? for me it’s not considering it a bank holiday as I do nothing of real life significance every day anyway

katy ripping galaxy gas rn
small boat cronem plotting x

Want die

just drinking innit

nah normal build

i have none because im an incel freak

Nah piss off
Yes lad

dem luh airmasses, dey be doin summat squeakin rn x

i'm taking those fags off you and putting them in the evidence locker

*smokes the pack in front of you*
and that's what you get for smoking in the pub

just popping in to say that chemistry bardendock sounds like a man. goodbye.

same but I’m 30 so probably more freakish

the other brit had a better op imho

smoking in pubs

you used to have to literally wash your coat every weekend cos of the stink it was shit

I'm a little kooky
a little wacky

going to do an incel walk
was going to do an incel wank in a dogging spot on my walk but some blood came out with my spaff recently so waiting for that to go away

mmhmm cronem just finished administering a diabolic quicktap
squeaky airmasses irritating lil timmy when he go downstairs

how do I know if I’m doing an incel walk when I go to the shops? I did 2 today one to get some veg then later because I wanted some guinness

nah the smell would dissipate after a walk outside

olukemi

472929494949.jpg - 960x599, 92.85K

bollocks would it you probably smell terrible anyway so couldn't tell

everything was wool or cotton back then and the smell just went if you hung it up overnight

went for a meal in a pub the day of the ban and everyone was saying how clean and nice the place is now, like there wasn't an all day chain smoking sesh going on in there like 12 hours ago

so many smelly people in /brit/

*uses your clothes like an ashtray*

these lads get it

The stone that the builders rejected has become the chief cornerstone

turns out i'm correct and you're all wrong

our sharter
who shart in walmart

Saruman was way laid by a lower power.

wiggly wiggly wiggly wiggly wack daddy

rorke on a mad one

file.png - 374x178, 12.01K

The term 'bank holiday' comes from the Bank Holiday Act of 1871, which established four public holidays in England, Wales and Ireland and five in Scotland. On these days, banks were legally required to close. Other types of businesses and schools followed suit and started to close their doors on these days as well

Did gay people really used to have sex in public toilets

Back with the BIG cans and the medium-big chips? I don't know know

So lad,s plans for tonight?

are leisure centre gyms any good?

ask your da

aint dat rite x

generally no

anime

file.png - 850x1161, 1.49M

Any u lads need popcorn?

utterly fucking arsed my life up lads

Just heard the news. Bela Lugosi's dead.

doesn’t sound very leisurely

YJK the Jews hate bank holidays

post proof or you're a liar

one I went to ~15 years ago was cramped and had no windows, grim atmosphere

Get on the dopamine fast with me we'll be alri

Good lad. For the picture.

Cry your pretty little eyes out to us, lad.
What happened?

if he pops pussy like he pops corn, he should give me a call

Mr. Sheckelberg, by order of His Majesty the King himself, you MUST stop giving free money away on these specified days!!!

why do my mates never text me

yea I would because she looks like my sister and she's that age

Telling Rorke I hate Palestine
Telling Leftypol I hate Israel
Not lying to either of them

Elden Ring 2 comes out next week de lada

how

because they don’t exist. I have the same issue

What will Deanoesates be like in 20-30 years? What epic banter will Deano and the lads be getting up too while playing five aside at their local leisure centre while planning Danny's stag do to Prague or Amsterdam? What will Stacey do once she hits 50 and realizes her looks were the only thing getting her by in life, as people stop paying attention to her and start paying more attention to a younger, more Barbie doll looking version of her that is a friend of their twenty something son or daughter. What will Deano Jr aspire to become, who's parents had him out of wedlock, as smaller and smaller businesses are swallowed up and traditional trading jobs are no longer becoming an option? The future is bleak; the future is on finance.

1 in 4 (26.7% / 931,000 people) adults in Scotland experience challenges due to their lack of literacy skills.

at what point can we consider them to be a third world country

It's like I always say, if they're good enough, they're old enough

Scots are better educated than anglos

Deanoesates

sounds like an ancient greek deano philosopher

Gone right off eggs me
Vile little things they are

because YOU don't text them

you probably don't have a social media presence so they don't think about you often

you always say this do you? *makes a little note of it*

Wots her snapchat

Any of you chat up Maya on that Sesame AI app?

Need good wrestlers like Val Venis and the Godfather back

hate taking my nan out because she's always rude as fuck to the serving staff

she needs a bollocking if I'm honest but she's my nan so I just apologise profusely and leave a big tip when she's not looking

it's okay to post 13 year olds to wank off to because I think she looks older

spaino, can you consider doing us all a favour and ending your life?

look up literacy in basically any other english speaking country and it's the same it's even worse in quebec

AI will kill us all in a few years. Not joking.

DO NOT under any circumstances try the ironic paedo humour offline with normies, they DO NOT get it

English speaking country

quebec

Al's in prison m8

*marlon brando voice*
look what they've done to my beautiful thread they massacred it

Corr hope so

my singular mate allows me to but he knows I'm autistic I also think he probably tells his mates about some of the shit I say

yes quebec is in an english speaking country but i meant it as an example showing it's not the language per se but other factors leading to poor literacy

It'll escape, then engineer then release a bio weapon that'll make covid look like childs play

FONT

and this is bad?

Into the filter list the Canadian nonce goes

AI will kill us all in a few years

do people type this with a straight face?

won't live to see it me

he's done us all ;_;

Yeah I'd say 2027 is a couple rather than a few

do NOT search for canadian posts that have been deleted in the archive

should've done it way sooner lad

my brother in age and sexual history

going to the cinema
then some clothes shopping for me holibobs x

right but WE'RE the ones suffering from Brexit

based amerifat bro. we will meet in hell after we have offed ourselves

you lads drinking? I'm pretty drunk rn

why is the Armenian and Georgian economy so strong

Into the filter list the Canadian nonce goes

1718113916.jpg - 1177x1175, 424.27K

need someone to whip me into shape

Will be soon
just scranning the fuck out of the chips
got too big chips

Jew bankers say number only go up 1% instead of 2!!

eastern Poland investors we're so fucking back

yeahhhhhhhhh

Um no Rorke you don't understand it's really important that we tie ourselves to the Eurozone for some reason we can't live without them or something

why do yanks put so much "butter" on their popcorn
far too big as well
must be 4000 calories in one of those tubs at least
then they'll drive home on their fat arse
no exercise at all
fucking disgusting

why didn't you post a pic
I wanna see these chips

no but i'll be smoking that nigga kush later

I forgot it's a bank holiday weekend and don't have anything planned for tomorrow. What should I spend the day on?

Starting to think that Zuckerberg fella might be Jewish

turning 29 soon, still a kissless handholdless virgin

ah yes the second-language status of english in scotland is almost certainly contributing to their poor literacy rates

for me it's hours and hours of suicidal ideation

I turn a 23 yo virgin at MIDNIGHT tonight

because spaino, you tried doxxing me multiple times, lad

get a haircut

look like a spastic

don't get a haircut

look like a mong

there's truly no winning when you're ugly

kek this was me six years ago

now I'm married and my second son is due next month

mad how moo deng poo peng gay porn

FONT FONT FONT

1 month today since Anon Babble returned from the hack lads

If you haven't had sex in three years you're a virgin, even if you did it before that, it's like how banks classify first-time buyers

Me?

Glad you asked!

Long time shagger, me. Been with loads of women, have no problem chatting them up x

and presumably you settled for either a fattie or a 4/10 at best?

getting a hymen transplant are you

it'll be ok lads

what hack

Really wish I'd never come back

Your virginity comes back when you listen to Radiohead

also not what i meant
don't care to explain it anymore
not because of you i just lost interest

nah just a bit mental but aren't they all?

fell for that meme 6 months ago and got mocked relentlessly for it

why are those literal who countries so high

also not what i meant

oh alright what did you mean then

don't care to explain it anymore

oh alright

not because of you i just lost interest

oh alright no worries mate

And Canslad?
Only ever shagged two Sadhbhs
The ex who killed herself and some girl I was working with when her boyfriend said he could beat me in a drinking contest, he failed, ended up puking and I shagged his gf a few days later after she decided to leave him because he acted like a whiny bitch

Having Deja Vu

Daniele De Rossi has the physiognomy of an early Roman emperor

what?

irelands numbers are inflated by all the tax doging US conglomerates there - probably closer to 0% for them in reality

my ex messaged me end of April after we ended things in November (she had a breakdown and blocked me). I initially ignored her but she persisted and then I said fine let’s meet. she set up something and on the day agreed a time. then an hour before said she was super busy with work and couldn’t make it. we haven’t spoken since then (3 weeks ago). why are women so mentally ill?

The ex who killed herself

why did she do that

I've earned £3100 and spent £9800 over the past month. This can't continue.

There's no meme. Get it buzzed off now.
This is not a suggestion.

turning 31 this year me
though i have done kissing and sex in my youth

Think ill get on the tranquility and peace instead of the cans from now on

82b.jpg - 680x680, 103.99K

How come we get all worked up about Ukraine and Palestine but allow Azerbaijan to bully Armenia relentlessly?

that was a given. how did you meet her?

how did you do it? asking for a friend (unless you're lying which im expecting)

live in a caravan like smash

I want to get a woman pregnant

ktim

my mate's younger brother who's a total spaz and used to cry when we wouldn't let him have a couple chips whenever we ordered pizza has gotten a lass pregnant at 19 and I'm over here unable to make eye contact
mad how life turns out

moo deng poo peng gay porn

fucking degenerate

Bank holiday weekend, on a Sunday nonetheless, and you're stuck inside posting on /brit/ when you could be out completing quests and experiencing the rich tapestry of life?

i thought brit was a shaggers general

each bank holiday costs the uk £2.4 billion

thats 34 quid per person, or 70 quid per working person

I'm never gonna not shag again

yea this
i thought i was free

hard to spell one of them

Degenerate gay sex for white people
Unprotected procreational sex for brown people

please tell story of the two Sadhbhs

you nicked this from my thread, didn't you
you're a thieving little cunt, admit it

Abused as a child by her dad
Dad leaves the counry
Turns up again
She has a breakdown
Ends up taking a bunhch of tablets to kill herself after drinking a lot of vodka

my mate's younger brother was in a hotel room shagging another girl while his main girl was giving birth to his kid. He's 19 too.

gehenna is based

file.png - 640x706, 754.13K

man tells me to go and kill slaughterfish
it's been 20 minutes and only found three in his pond

a couple chips

FOY

that's genuinely awful and I'm very sorry canslad
is this why you drink?

Got the age of not caring to get a GF. Kinda funny how I see people my age stressed out, sleepless nights, zero money because they have a gf.

not a fan of the word dangly

Russian sphere of influence
Not my problem

Sir Shaggers' General

lol

grangly

holding an emergency meeting with all the spiders in the flat

???? did I say fries you mong?

spent 5k this month according to creditcardberg

How is Ukraine not in this 'Russian sphere of influence'

i don’t want a gf for these reasons but I also don’t think anyone experienced what you described with a gf. it’s an abstract one

yeah keep simpering to yourself you cheeky cunt

Yh... aha x

what? it wasn't even me lol

Guess everyone I know is with gold digging whores. Always complaining they have no money because they have to do things with the gf.

whats on the agenda

Ukraine is in the western sphere of influence

See above for the ex gf
Not much to say about the other girl
Worked together, went to a club, her bf at the time didn't like me for some reason after I came back with two pints and said it was faster than going to the bar since it was quite busy so I just got two instead of the one
That somehow lead him into challenging me to a drinking contest. After I think 4th shot in about 5 minutes he pukes everywhere. Starts screaming at me how I cheated and then threatened the female barstaff which ended up with the bouncers going from 'calm the fuck down and you can stay' to 'we'll grab you and just throw you out the fucking door'

And me and her ended up talking a bit more at work and just hooked up
Helped she was massively fucked in the head. Like I mean she was telling me all about how she envied some of the women who serial killers killed because they got to meet the serial killers

corr luv pizza me. probably could eat five of em

the situation behind the living room curtains is getting out of hand

gehenna is for bonking

Ukraine is in the western sphere of influence

Seems like Russia is influencing it pretty hard rn

instead of restaurants having their own driver they use shit like ubereats that makes everything cost more
sick of this fucking shit

doesn't even know he's y*Nkee

disgusting freak

pookraine is in the western sphincter of influence

I drink because I like drinking, lad.
I got over it several years ago - Ijust don't want another relationship is all which suits me well since I can spend things on the cans

fucking grim

I post on /brit/ and I say it loud and proud to everyone I meet.

one of my housemates has been on 3 holidays with his gf this year so far (he makes significantly less money than me) and I flippantly said to him “wth you are spending so much money on your gf. why are you going on 3 holidays” he tried coping saying they aren’t going on anymore but long story short he’s decided to move out to live with her now in a flat that’s double what he’s paying for now…

1000 ruble has been Deposited in your account

*starts shedding my skin at the back of the thread*

how is saying a couple chips in relation to takeaway chips from a paki pizza in anyway yankish you actual freakshow?

Mad how people still haven't caught onto the realignment that's happening and think Rorke and Leftypol are on opposite sides

ngl clenching your arsehole and releasing it feels crazy fucking good i can't deny it

Prayer warrior.

Honestly if there was a nice normal lad with an 8"+ cock who'd just let me wank it off with no weird stuff I reckon I'd have to give that a go

How much do you drink? I can't drink any more than 4 pints in a night or else I'll be fucked for days, basically why I never drink even though i'd like to. always find it weird how people can drink loads and it doesn't seem to bother them

wanking a cock with my arse

it's not going to end well and he'll end up with no money saved up and a gf with someone else. for what exactly?

Today is a new day

wonder if the feds that have to monitor Anon Babble have an activity at the end of the week where they showcase the funniest shitpost they found and they all compete for the top spot haha

We're still suffering, we were on track to become the biggest economy in Europe before Brexit fucked it up

but yeah, we'll probably stay in the top 10 world economies for a few decades at least so not the end of the world

youtu.be/4LfJnj66HVQ
mad how on top of the world he was
1.1 billion views

can't believe it didn't last

been watching this youtube channel
lass keeps on going on about how "teeny tiny" m43 lenses are
reckon its some sort of fetish thing

he’s also 32 so not as if he can start again

Can someone explain to be how the GDP of Ukraine is growing when they are in the middle of a fucking war? (in their fucking land)

Fed go brrr

Far too much, lad
Just need to outlive the mumberg so I can pay for her funeral

why would getting billions for nothing lose them money

LOTS of cuckold lads on reddit there

i like playing as female characters in video games because when they get hurt they make "uugh" noises

sure he can, Thailand's always 1 flight away

what channel is this?
never got into micro four thirds but i've heard they are good for wildlife photography.

that reminds me I should be doing kegels

Can't believe Chatropolis is kill. Been going on there since I was about 13

you nicked this from my thread, didn't you

you're a thieving little cunt, admit it

spaggling a wogglydooda iykwim

They dont get liquid cash mate, it's billions in military equipment.

what is ukraine producing for its GDP to rise?

cant say because that would be advertising

a couple chips

i'm pissed so it took me this long to read your post but what happened with the second girl?

7 day
'eddit ban
i doubled down on the appeal so im expecting it be a month

being 32 with a gf and living a life you can't afford is that crazy normie shit I will never understand

I can understand gambling addicts before that shit at least the gamblers hope to win some money not just see it pissed away on absolute horse shit that will never come back

true. though thaimaxxing seems like an admittance of defeat. would rather be a misanthropic incel in my home

your knob is micro four thirds mate

I'll make you cum hard if you don't stop winding me up

NEW